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“We’re looking for a rockstar coder”  

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@aqua_hehe
@aqua_hehe Месяц назад
coding a database in CSS is the industry standard, keep up with the trend Anthony
@AnthonySistilli
@AnthonySistilli Месяц назад
i need to learn ReactJsql
@ChandradithyaJ
@ChandradithyaJ Месяц назад
​💀
@OatmealTheCrazy
@OatmealTheCrazy Месяц назад
Entirely visual database
@mikicerise6250
@mikicerise6250 Месяц назад
​@@AnthonySistilliNightmare fuel. 😂
@5cover
@5cover Месяц назад
Yes and the HTML is styled in COBOL
@DrDeen1828
@DrDeen1828 Месяц назад
I like the idea of asking questions like the CSS database one. If they don't give a "wtf?" face, then take everything they've said with a large dose of skepticism.
@obadaal-kateb9186
@obadaal-kateb9186 Месяц назад
Unless they're the creator of the CSS only game "The mine" and were thinking, hmmmm I could probably do that.
@Arcidi225
@Arcidi225 Месяц назад
Yup, it's probably the kind of question you have to say "no that's crazy" to.
@thomascuvillier7250
@thomascuvillier7250 Месяц назад
Yeah, given the questions were all basically yes questions I think that kind of 'trick' question is needed here or you could just pass the interview by saying yes to everything.... Seems like a poorly thought out screening interview rather than a proper technical interview.
@ivaniliev2000
@ivaniliev2000 Месяц назад
It sounds crazy for people who actually know how it works. But now that I think about it questions like that are great for interviews. Helps you filter out people who know nothing.
@mr.rabbit5642
@mr.rabbit5642 Месяц назад
I would be like "wtf I need what she's smoking" at first, but would prolly just say yes. Nobody's gonna believe her anyway xD
@nazzak2093
@nazzak2093 Месяц назад
“Coding a database with CSS” 😂😂 never heard this joke before.
@ynedd
@ynedd Месяц назад
Best reply to stupid questions: I will consider all possible routes and offer you a choice of the best options.
@ChungusTheLarge
@ChungusTheLarge Месяц назад
​@@yneddLol, solution engineer, huh?
@waleedbinshabbir1542
@waleedbinshabbir1542 Месяц назад
This reminds me of the tweet "Postgresql > tailwind css".
@swearimnotarobot3746
@swearimnotarobot3746 Месяц назад
Can someone explain the joke. I’m not a coder or anything. I’m just a naïve plebiscite.
@fatbap
@fatbap Месяц назад
@@swearimnotarobot3746 CSS is for layouts like font, spacing etc. AFAIK, it cant be used to store information like you would need to do with a database.
@gaudiummundi8412
@gaudiummundi8412 Месяц назад
CSS database 💀
@mr.rabbit5642
@mr.rabbit5642 Месяц назад
Just say yes, nobody's gonna believe her anyway 😂
@kyngcytro
@kyngcytro Месяц назад
I bet someone is out there trying that 😂😂
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
Sheet == Table. I learned something today.
@mohaa556
@mohaa556 Месяц назад
Not gonna lie anyone who can code a database in CSS is either a genious or a lunatic, potentially both.
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
Not if you needed 10 years for HTML.
@uberspaz7484
@uberspaz7484 Месяц назад
What’s CSS?
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
@@uberspaz7484 Cascading Style Sheets ofcourse
@kugelblitz1557
@kugelblitz1557 26 дней назад
​@@uberspaz7484 it's what's used to organize/stylize webpages.
@Swolecoffee
@Swolecoffee 21 день назад
@@uberspaz7484 CSS is a language entirely devoted to formatting on websites. Using it to hold a database would be way out of it's use case if even possible.
@craftbox9276
@craftbox9276 Месяц назад
I prefer noCSS databases, no need to deal with Figbase designers grumbling that a data column is a pixel too wide.
@mr.rabbit5642
@mr.rabbit5642 Месяц назад
That is golden 🎖️
@jnunez247
@jnunez247 Месяц назад
Love this!
@topo12
@topo12 Месяц назад
I still remember a recruiter who asked me if I had 5 years of experience with HPH 😅
@phedders
@phedders Месяц назад
The correct reply is "over 60".
@amxboxer
@amxboxer Месяц назад
What's HPH?
@Gren4te
@Gren4te Месяц назад
@@amxboxerthe inverse of PHP
@mitchelline
@mitchelline Месяц назад
​@@Gren4teHTML on the server and PHP in the browser?
@rouzwelt1918
@rouzwelt1918 Месяц назад
yes i have coded multiple databases in css, definitely
@sasodoma
@sasodoma Месяц назад
Sorry we take transparency and telling the truth very seriously at this company so I regret to inform you we've decided to go with another candidate
@Segel1230
@Segel1230 Месяц назад
They aren't hiring another Jared
@rouzwelt1918
@rouzwelt1918 Месяц назад
and I query the css database using Jira board
@Monkers18
@Monkers18 Месяц назад
She just invented TailwindDB😆
@fortuneosho8137
@fortuneosho8137 Месяц назад
Yeah… just embed inline CSS in your sql queries 😂
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
@@fortuneosho8137 I love colored queries.
@hoodedherobrine2232
@hoodedherobrine2232 Месяц назад
This is why companies worth their salt have technical interviews with technical staff, after an hr screening interview to make sure you didn't lie on your resume
@michaelcollins3380
@michaelcollins3380 Месяц назад
That is 100% right. To get legit employees one must have a 3 round interview process. It is a time dump.
@zwink37
@zwink37 Месяц назад
Nah, my current company had a phone screening followed by one panel interview with 4 people, my manager, his manager, and two other senior people from other offices. I got an offer less than an hour after the interview was done. You don't need to waste everyone's time if you do it right, but it could really depend on the industry.
@michaelcollins3380
@michaelcollins3380 Месяц назад
I am in hospital IT. We have the process down to 2 interviews as our team's interview is the whole team, manager, supervisor, and devs. But then the background processes, e-verify, and certification confirmation process start. That takes over a full week at best usually longer. We have never offered a candidate a job the same week of their interview, and by that I mean 7 constitutive 24 hour periods starting the clock at the end of the interview. It is sadness.
@thuglaza4728
@thuglaza4728 Месяц назад
Her voice is perfect for these skits🤣
@Jasmerism
@Jasmerism Месяц назад
Well its AI. So...
@thuglaza4728
@thuglaza4728 Месяц назад
@@Jasmerism Who's is talking about the AI aspect? I specifically referred to the choice of voice.
@CleetusChrist
@CleetusChrist Месяц назад
Yes, I have had this kind of interview so many times. How are these people even getting paid? Such incompetence
@beleva09
@beleva09 Месяц назад
Cindy wouldn't know to breathe if it wasn't a story point
@agent0422
@agent0422 Месяц назад
The contradictory descriptions are so real. In every job description I've seen, they want a paradoxical employee who's smh innovative AND a paper pusher
@echoawoo7195
@echoawoo7195 Месяц назад
The last time I was asked if I was a Rockstar coder, I said, Rockstar the programming language ??
@comityway
@comityway Месяц назад
I love it - code a database in css. Awesome - though also better than a lot of the stupid questions that I have been asked.
@shaibarnaut8426
@shaibarnaut8426 Месяц назад
Soooo accurate, have had countless phone interviews like this.
@MrAntiKnowledge
@MrAntiKnowledge Месяц назад
Honestly, if someone managed to code a database in CSS I'd hire him, that would be quite the feat xD
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
slow but definetly genius.
@PyreCorgi
@PyreCorgi Месяц назад
"I see you're familiar with AI" I was dead lmaoooo
@sakshamandroid9300
@sakshamandroid9300 Месяц назад
CSS is the best language for coding a database
@echoawoo7195
@echoawoo7195 Месяц назад
Yeah ! CaScading Select database ! Silly me !
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
@@echoawoo7195 Sheet == Table, makes complete sense to me.
@NiceGame11
@NiceGame11 Месяц назад
"Are you capable of thinking outside the box and going against the grain?" "I just follow the guidelines" Sounds about right
@ChungusTheLarge
@ChungusTheLarge Месяц назад
Keep posting these. You are doing a public service. These shorts are cathartic for programmers from Jr to Sr
@obadaal-kateb9186
@obadaal-kateb9186 Месяц назад
Have you ever coded a database in CSS? As a web developer I can tell you! For that you need A LOT of checkbox elements.
@amb1u5
@amb1u5 Месяц назад
That wtf is just as accurate when they ask for 5+ years exp in something thats existed for 1-2
@agarwalvishal00
@agarwalvishal00 Месяц назад
That's the HR Intern who got through referral from her uncle who's the director in the compnay
@Lugh314
@Lugh314 Месяц назад
"No, but I have wrote a batch script that called 100 excel spreadsheets that essentially functioned as a database...".
@iamworstgamer
@iamworstgamer Месяц назад
coded database with css, instantly subscribed
@virus5600
@virus5600 Месяц назад
Lmao. I can't believe I literally shouted "what" at that stupid last part. Omg!
@MichaelsPwner
@MichaelsPwner Месяц назад
This sounds like AI hiring developers to improve itself after it took over the company.
@Miller1107
@Miller1107 Месяц назад
These are the same people who want 12 years of Figma experience for the UX designer. Figma is only came out in 2016.
@user-se9km1ou7c
@user-se9km1ou7c Месяц назад
From your videos I learned more about team calls 👍
@jnunez247
@jnunez247 Месяц назад
This is why companies either hire someone referred, or use a tech recruiter that vets their candidates.
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
HR is an intelligence (EDIT: lowpass) filter.
@EntropyOfChaos
@EntropyOfChaos Месяц назад
This is so similar to my experience with so many recruiters recently
@gdelite9772
@gdelite9772 Месяц назад
"how many years with ai" like its been around for more than 2 in any major capacity lmfao
@techkid10194
@techkid10194 Месяц назад
I wouldn't surprised if someone figured out how to use css to render something advanced enough to be considered a database out of pure spite
@Op-fl2xp
@Op-fl2xp Месяц назад
Bold of you to assume they'd actually look at your resume
@kuchigyz6231
@kuchigyz6231 Месяц назад
Well, if you can code a database in CSS they should definitely hire you.
@eugenew2
@eugenew2 Месяц назад
Gotta keep the db in vibrant colors.
@eyesopen6110
@eyesopen6110 Месяц назад
This is so true, it hurts....
@asailijhijr
@asailijhijr Месяц назад
I guess having six to twelve present and cascading style sheets could be seen as an unorthodox database.
@miamiamia1000
@miamiamia1000 Месяц назад
Well whoever they hire, that database is gonna look sharp! 😅
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
MariaDB is only usable with FontAwesome.
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
I once heard a masochist say that CSS is turing complete.
@zwink37
@zwink37 Месяц назад
Remember, the phone screening/recruiter/hr phone call is just to get to the actual interview. They don't really know what they're talking about half the time and you'll never hear from them again once your hired. I had one say that the pay range was $X and I'd have to be in the office 2 days a week. After the interview, I got an offer for fully remote at $10k above the top of the given range and not doing half the stuff the recruiter mentioned.
@DemikDragonganger
@DemikDragonganger Месяц назад
Yeah ai-driven interviews are a real thing. They asked you not to ask questions until specific parts or that questions will be answered at the end so you can only answer their questions with simple answers.
@legominimovieproductions
@legominimovieproductions Месяц назад
I love myself a good CSS Database😂😂
@SirBearingtonSupporter
@SirBearingtonSupporter Месяц назад
Data entry using CSS2 tr:nth-of-type(r):nth-child(c) { content: "row entry r, field c data"; } ... Now we just need relationships and some trigger programming. now I just need someone to hire me off my leetcode skills.
@8cyl6speed
@8cyl6speed Месяц назад
bro it's the most pc industry run by hr
@HenryH0702
@HenryH0702 Месяц назад
If they hire someone who can code a database using CSS then they better be ready to install a whole bunch of shit because that mf a wizard.
@_M_____
@_M_____ Месяц назад
Code a dB in css... I wouldn't even be mad I'd be impressed!
@goldrake821
@goldrake821 Месяц назад
That CSS question has 3 answers: 1: yes 2: wtf 3: yes...
@otapi
@otapi Месяц назад
Once a recruiter said to me, 10+ years of experience with SQL doesn't match with the requirements, because it is written there 5-8 years of SQL experience... That was the deal breaker point to both of us I guess.
@MechMK1
@MechMK1 Месяц назад
Ah yes, we want someone who is fully independent yet also a great team player. Someone who will follow every order unquestioningly while also talking truth to power. Someone who is always on the bleeding edge of technology with 30 years of experience in COBOL.
@mr.k8660
@mr.k8660 Месяц назад
I wish Jared did an interview with her
@karkantas
@karkantas Месяц назад
Jared would know😂😂
@nnnik3595
@nnnik3595 Месяц назад
The coding a database in css bit is way too specific to not have a story behind it.
@boratsagdiyev522
@boratsagdiyev522 Месяц назад
Css database are really hard tho, hate when they ask me that.
@TheBlobik
@TheBlobik Месяц назад
Of course I coded databases in CSS. As a matter of fack, I did it in most languages, like CSS, HTML, Java, Python and so forth.
@zohaibkhan5270
@zohaibkhan5270 Месяц назад
Actually creating a sql database is pretty easy with html and css Just use table tag
@xyzabc12342
@xyzabc12342 21 день назад
Tell them what they need to hear and let's hope you may fall under a good manager...
@sebastiangudino9377
@sebastiangudino9377 Месяц назад
As i love overthinking things, what could we consider a "database in css"? Well, css has variables, and we could change those variables and even have some conditional logic on it with custom properties.... So we could technically use ONLY CSS and HTML (the tech required by the job description) to store and manipulate arbitrary data conditionally (Based in events)... We could even make some filtering for querying data by means of a "has" properly... Idk guys, this might be doable, we could make a sort of makeshift simple non-relational list based binary database in CSS, we might have to add that to our resume
@Dremth
@Dremth Месяц назад
If they're willing to waste your time by giving you an interview with someone who knows nothing about the actual position you applied for, then feel free to waste their time by telling them exactly what they want to hear, whether it's true or not.
@Korloko
@Korloko Месяц назад
If they’re a boomer just say “I’m a self starter”
@SpaceVultureV
@SpaceVultureV Месяц назад
That is how css works, trust me
@SomvenIsHere
@SomvenIsHere Месяц назад
You fools i am coding database in assembly
@dragonetafireball
@dragonetafireball Месяц назад
With what I’ve seen people make an excel and Minecraft I wouldn’t be surprised of some maniac found away to brute force making a database in CSS. I can’t think of one, but that’s because I’m not that type of built built different
@mehexi
@mehexi Месяц назад
imagine not coding a database with css. how are you able to find a job my guy.
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
I always store images as HTML tables.
@philippkaust527
@philippkaust527 Месяц назад
the css database will look pretty awesome... hope you write your queries in XML
@MrGerdbrecht
@MrGerdbrecht Месяц назад
I store raster images as HTML tables. So no problem)
@jackojb1
@jackojb1 Месяц назад
Just divert it slightly, avoiding saying no: "I did program the frontend representation of a database including CSS. I'm assuming that is what you asked of me. It is quite basic to do." It's all in the attitude.
@_M_____
@_M_____ Месяц назад
Lol that last question
@jal051
@jal051 Месяц назад
The real truth behind this one is: Jared wrote the questions. On purpose.
@elric4957
@elric4957 Месяц назад
We really gotta see this lady 😂
@hakim_jazuli
@hakim_jazuli Месяц назад
database in css... you guys don't understand the horror, if it were possible... it's effing cascades... there's specificty issue, where sometimes it won't display the update no matter what, just because the code from 2 years put multiple selector, or somehow multiple !important in the values, just because...
@Winarchnesa
@Winarchnesa Месяц назад
Just say yes.
@Dmytro-fr9nd
@Dmytro-fr9nd Месяц назад
I see now how some css madman writes a database on it lol
@JanilGarciaJr
@JanilGarciaJr Месяц назад
RUN MY MAN, RUN
@VladMcCain
@VladMcCain Месяц назад
Lets see if i can channel my inner Jared. You want someone that knows something about older nearly dead languages. thats actually very good but willing to get it working while everyone else takes the credit. able to take your team leads half thought out mumbles into actual product. Know what AI actually is. And finally take any inane idea and turn it into a good one
@maritoguionyo
@maritoguionyo Месяц назад
Direction well
@yewhanlim8916
@yewhanlim8916 Месяц назад
Just say yes. Then always call SQL as CSS.
@edgardevelops
@edgardevelops Месяц назад
Let me guess, it is Jared who wrote the last interview question.
@KDSBestGameDev
@KDSBestGameDev Месяц назад
CSS Databases have the issue that the user needs to know css because he has to CRUD the entried into the css file by hand. Also these are sadly not atomic executions and it doesn't support transactions.
@filibertogarced
@filibertogarced Месяц назад
There's nothing like normalizing a database with Talwind CSS.
@MsRoland456
@MsRoland456 Месяц назад
That is one stylish database 😂
@tetradb_
@tetradb_ Месяц назад
css database KEKW
@deathdefier45
@deathdefier45 Месяц назад
I've coded a database in tailwindcss
@rizqyhbb
@rizqyhbb Месяц назад
well, i have this experience. I'm saying that I'm still 2 years experience but on 3 different project in 2 company and 1 my own product that is being live sell, so maybe in terms of year it is 2 years, but in terms of value is more like 2 years, Then he said "do you think to give brith a baby need 1 mother with 9 months, or 9 mothers and 1 day?"
@Hdgqhqj726
@Hdgqhqj726 Месяц назад
You’re about to get either the easiest job in the world or the absolute worst
@hitbox7422
@hitbox7422 Месяц назад
A database in CSS ….? Let me guess, she also wants me to write memory efficient code in JS, right ?
@mattiapezzano1713
@mattiapezzano1713 Месяц назад
If you were skilld enough to code DBs in CSS i would hire you
@Ch0rr1s
@Ch0rr1s Месяц назад
Oh no... I can already smell the 14 year old linux kernel contributer - who's smater than i will ever be - taking this as a challenge to write a production ready database in CSS 😮
@ThereIsNoSpoon678
@ThereIsNoSpoon678 Месяц назад
“That’s impossible”
@SpectralSpartan
@SpectralSpartan Месяц назад
Sadly, it's not. Just a very stupid idea.
@SpectralSpartan
@SpectralSpartan Месяц назад
Sadly it's not. Just a very stupid idea. 😢
@AvgBlue
@AvgBlue Месяц назад
Css is turning completely so... And for everybody that ask it Turing complete because rule 110
@MegaOgrady
@MegaOgrady Месяц назад
"How long would it take for you to create an AI in CSS?"
@echoawoo7195
@echoawoo7195 Месяц назад
Longer than the lifetime of the universe... stupid Turing Completeness requirement
@mcskifter
@mcskifter Месяц назад
Have you ever made guacamole exclusively with navel oranges?
@salim444
@salim444 Месяц назад
just say 69 years experience in css multi ai db
@Ma-pm8jd
@Ma-pm8jd Месяц назад
Well actually CSS is turing complete
@phill6859
@phill6859 Месяц назад
Rockstars dont apply for job offers for rockstars.
@electrogestapo
@electrogestapo Месяц назад
The css database bit is a trap, you are supposed to react bewildered and outraged. The interviewer, is testing if you just say yes to everything. Nah, just kidding. The interviewer don't know what css and database means.
@ivaniliev2000
@ivaniliev2000 Месяц назад
Coding a database in CSS.😂😂 Sure right after making an Application on HTML.😂😂
@valzzu
@valzzu Месяц назад
CSS database, hmmm....
@theinvertedworld.
@theinvertedworld. Месяц назад
jared: no. but i have made unreal engine 6 using scratch.
@kickassgreek
@kickassgreek Месяц назад
its chatgpt paired with AI voice
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