“We Both Fantasise About His Daughter” Jeff Ross | Roast Of Donald Trump

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Comedian Jeff Ross serves up some harsh burns in this clip from The Roast Of Donald Trump. Jeff also gets a few jabs in at Larry King, Snoop Dogg and Lisa Lampanelli before moving on to the main event 'The Donald'.
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@September2004 3 года назад

0:21 "This is *not* a memorial for Larry King." Sigh... RIP.

@mysteriousu5528 3 года назад

When I heard Larry passed away, roast of dt only came to my mind. YT removed the full video which was posted years ago. Larry was one of a kind. RIP

@daronpk 3 года назад

now it is... RIP

@topwargear 3 года назад

came for this comment!

@heatheringram6287 2 года назад

Poor Larry😥

@ayosgsauce 2 года назад

@@mysteriousu5528 why would youtube remove the full roast of donald trump

@jadenmendez8759 3 года назад

“her 😺 is so beat up its nickname is rihanna” that was brutal lmao 😂😂

@arjundiwaker3449 3 года назад

I didn't get it?

@jadenmendez8759 3 года назад

@@arjundiwaker3449 he’s making a joke that rihanna has been beaten up 😭

@president.garsha 3 года назад

@@jadenmendez8759 I GET IT NOW THANK U SO MUCH

@Knickerboxer 7 месяцев назад

I love how that "opening a jar" joke killed Seth McFarlane 🤣

@pushbackx562 3 месяца назад

It's totally something Seth would say.

@steaksoymilk3195 Месяц назад

100% up Seth's ally

@ozricaurora6943 3 года назад

Ivanka's awkward smile because she knows it's true

@chriswalden798 3 года назад

I thought it was the Botox lol

@CharlesA. 3 года назад

@@chriswalden798 you killed me 🤣🤣

@nickmartin8495 3 года назад

@TheOriginalDante MA-Kaus is 2021 the number of times he’s fantasied about his daughter?

@vvthetalentlessduo6976 3 года назад

Lol

@leetroy4716 3 года назад

Lol 😂 maybe he prob already hit lol

@PredatorFan13 9 месяцев назад

That Gary Coleman joke was totally underrated.

@check4v 5 месяцев назад

Really? Cause I saw that everyone laughed.

@PredatorFan13 5 месяцев назад

@@check4v Some of them had a guilty laugh, others hid it pretty well

@roof1975 4 года назад

These roast clips are coming out at a great time! Lol. Ross with hair... Old times lol

@daniellew3260 2 года назад

lol its a hairpiece as a dig to trump

@radarshak3092 2 года назад

Anxiety must be when Jeff is goin off and building up momentum but he hasn't talked about you... yet!!!

@jonm8344 3 года назад

First things first, RIP Larry king 👑

@9strumental 2 года назад

foreal

@cwolvie 2 года назад

During the Bruce Willis roast, Jeff mentioned that Bruce said he'd run for President is asked. He then said to Bruce, "I'd make fun of you for having political aspirations...but the LAST time I did that the f@$%er actually became President!"

@davejohnson9474 Месяц назад

It's a trip watching Trumps roast. I had forgotten how much Hollywood and NY use to kiss his as before he ran for president.

@mattg6390 3 месяца назад

That Larry King jar joke might be the best clean roast joke of all time

@HerpaDurpVg 3 года назад

Trump looks like hes enjoying this about as much as Roger did in American Dad.

@Cuban-Jo 2 года назад

Trump has no sense of humor.

@ding0865 4 года назад

when he says Melania Trump's face just shifted

@basedelon 3 года назад

She's gorgeous.

@Pingaheimer 2 года назад

@@basedelon She really is. Trump's a lucky guy.

@kane4013 5 месяцев назад

@@Pingaheimer She’s a full-time ‘employee’. There are thousands just like her that would fill the roll.

@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle 2 месяца назад

Where in this video did Jeff say "Melania Trump's face just shifted"?

@diegoariel1745 2 года назад

2:44 this is one of the funniest and most underrated jokes

@joeyboes7771 3 года назад

It’s so funny because Jeff Ross is clearly wearing a hairpiece😂

@danielkay9757 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tiagosousa491 3 года назад

“We’re not so different, you and I”

@repunklican1181 2 года назад

It's his real hair

@camhabibi2217 Год назад

He has alopecia.

@minerdad02 3 года назад

jeff is the most hillarious roast masters to hit the screen,youtube,all that kines

@joshboy88420 3 года назад

seth loves a good jar joke

@yanushkowalsky1402 2 года назад

can you explain the joke?

@dirty.dan37 2 года назад

1:09

@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle 2 месяца назад

@@Cody435 I read that that joke implied that Larry doesn’t have much saved in retirement, thus the jar of money. But I thought the joke was that he’s so weak and frail, that he will struggle with opening a jar.

@derickspawn6706 3 года назад

I love this!!!!🤣🤣🤣💯

@tuckerlaramee638 3 года назад

The Rihanna joke is amazing😂

@simomonster 3 года назад

That joke about fantasising about daughter !!!! Got goosebumps

@OneJuanClapping 2 года назад

1:59 Just glad things didn't get violent after Jeff joked about Marlee being deaf. Those were the days.

@jonjone661 6 месяцев назад

What a clown comment, this was recent for anyone above the age of 25

@NewMessage 4 года назад

But no one fantasizes about her as much as Daddy.

@agolftwittler1223 4 года назад

Daddy is probably one the most repulsive creep ever to waste time, space and oxygen on planet Earth: www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.646485.1.0.pdf Warning, it's nauseatingly disgusting to read about.

@justicebeginstoshine8069 4 года назад

@@agolftwittler1223 and fake

@jvm-tv 3 года назад

Only if she wasn't his daughter...

@leopardcubpupkryky6940 3 года назад

@@agolftwittler1223 stop being triggered Karen.

@agolftwittler1223 3 года назад

Sophophobia is a debilitating affliction: >>stop being triggered Karen.

@nolanmcknight7175 3 года назад

me watching this today knowing larry king just died

@jackbarry8847 3 года назад

me watching this today wondering if larry king is dead yet

@cmkeene77 2 года назад

Shut yo mouf honey

@jmssun 3 года назад

Larry king roast part is the best roast ever!

@user-ml8im3zd7s Год назад

That Gary joke was ☠️ he ate this rip Gary coleman

@derickspawn6706 Год назад

Amazing!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marksaldanha2906 Год назад

While not factually correct that Gary Coleman multiple aneurysms / different strokes joke was brilliant !!

@roof1975 4 года назад

Sounds like most of the comments are people who clearly never saw this before or any of these roasts lol

@dougclark9921 3 года назад

I hadnt

@henrytawnn8694 3 года назад

I've seen pretty much all of them and there's a reason Jeffrey Ross hosts most of them. He's just so brutal, while making sure you know these are jokes and he doesn't actually hate any one there.

@mr.pickles810 3 года назад

Was this recent? Really 2020?

@thinkofsomethingcooler 2 месяца назад

Yup it’s hilarious to read them I don’t think they understand what a roast is

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

Choked on webster

@johnbaczewski5336 Месяц назад

literally not a single bad joke. jeff ross is the goat 😂

@qwaqwa1960 4 года назад

At first I thought it was a Trump impersonator!!! How old is this??

@stephenlowz1x2c3 3 года назад

almost a decade ago

@abdessamad6814 3 года назад

I think in 2015 just right after he announced je will run for president

@anxel763 3 года назад

@@abdessamad6814 that's how long Jeff Ross hasn't had hair!?!!

@helin4397 3 года назад

It’s from 2011

@longbeachmaumba7059 2 года назад

1:12 🤣😁 Cold as ice

@justindavis1665 Месяц назад

I don’t know which lady was the one doing that hilarious laughing, but every time there was a dagger of a joke, her laugh had me rolling😂😂😂😂

@AceZachrocks123 3 года назад

2:13 best joke

@BeyondPostal 2 года назад

100% killed me

@cosmicslop3227 2 года назад

This guy ! 😂

@jacksonroya2089 3 года назад

Rip Larry😢

@dontrumpjr2244 2 года назад

It’s all true!

@NOCAPCUTS 3 года назад

0:20 RIP Larry King

@claymathewselevator8121 Год назад

His first caller was Alexander Graham Bell

@jwonderfulsuccess 2 месяца назад

Very fun

@thestonedbee662 3 года назад

"If your just tuning in folks this is not a memorial for Larry king" well that aged like milk

@HC-fe1bj 2 года назад

This roast aired ten years before Larry King died.

@chasejordan9295 2 года назад

Yea relax bud.

@thestonedbee662 2 года назад

@@chasejordan9295 It was a joke

@gefaehrlich 8 месяцев назад

@@thestonedbee662not exactly easily recognizable as such

@johnnyrodriguez4999 Месяц назад

Aged like milk? The brotha was gonna die eventually

@PInk77W1 6 месяцев назад

“America hated Hilary so bad We voted for someone we hated more.” Norm MacDonald

@Crs237 Год назад

The Gary Coleman joke is crazy tho

@riskyb250 3 года назад

all time best roaster

@Squeakypickles619 Месяц назад

He's 2nd place the best is and will alwaysbw Greg giraldo

@chasejordan9295 2 года назад

Everyone pretending like the rihanna joke was too soon lol

@DanielMartinez-nw1pn 3 года назад

Whitney Cummings looks like she has twice as much teeth as any other person.

@riveraharper8166 3 года назад

americans love their white teeth...

@dirty.dan37 2 года назад

If there was a drinking game based off this roast one of the rules would be take a shot every time Whitney Cummings makes this face 1:41

@jezbayliss5253 3 года назад

0:20 Rip Larry King

@sagartrivedi3242 Год назад

Nice

@forextradingwithkito9414 3 года назад

Trump's daughter can thank her mom for her looks

@WarPigs413 3 года назад

She looks more like her father.

@bendover2425 3 года назад

Not really lol have you seen her mom?

@roof1975 4 года назад

Trump loved this.... Getting attention! Lol

@ialwaysbesingin 3 года назад

Because he can take a joke, unlike the left

@Rob_Cary 2 года назад

Lol the comment about Trump being able to take a joke aged like milk. He couldn't even take a tough question from a reporter 🤣

@carriehyde9935 2 месяца назад

What did Jeff Ross say right before “I mean the Inauguration?” It’s bleeped on streaming (Hulu) and none of the other clips go to the full end of his set. It’s even omitted from the written transcript.

@dontrumpjr2244 3 года назад

DADDY!!!

@sankalproy442 4 года назад

That real trump

@hmzhao5577 3 года назад

me too

@promethazine39 3 года назад

I didn't get the rihanna line though. What did he mean by that ?

@chrissymarsha2282 3 года назад

Because, years ago Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown (Domestic Violence) ... Phew, shouldn’t be laughing about it at all but🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@ramz1455 3 года назад

@@chrissymarsha2282 question, why ppl put the "oh well" emoji with a female symbol?

@chrissymarsha2282 3 года назад

@@ramz1455 lol I don’t know, but in THIS case, I put the “oh well” emoji because Jeff Ross’ joke is just🤣 messed up but funny.

@The_ScapeGoat 3 года назад

@@chrissymarsha2282 is okay to laugh at funny stuff. Roasts are supposed to be mean. There's nothing wrong with referencing facts to make jokes. It's how comedy worked before SJWs took over all corporations associated with comedy.

@chrissymarsha2282 3 года назад

@@The_ScapeGoat got it. It’s bc sensitive topics like r@pe and domestic violence are not something to laugh at

@ExclusiveLM 4 месяца назад

Larry King was more alive in this roast than The Situation who died trying to tell jokes.

@apelikenukesoundremix 3 года назад

2:40 whos that

@Dual32X 3 года назад

She’s gorgeous

@Death-Fab 3 года назад

I Don't Know but It's so beautiful!

@paulbaginski2854 3 года назад

Somehow all these people now say they hate Trump

@stevej.7926 2 года назад

Not really. Trump isn’t a genuine person. Nobody truly knows him, because he doesn’t know himself.

@michealhernandez4151 2 года назад

Except for Jeff Ross

@claymathewselevator8121 Год назад

1:09 Seth McFarlane’s laugh 🤣

@sc2starkey 3 года назад

larry king memorial

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

She pretty im glad I didn't learn sign language

@AdamLock3 8 месяцев назад

2:40 who is that?

@patrickmcdonagh539 3 года назад

Please tell me the lady's name at 2:41

@vishweth Год назад

Any leads?

@sharminahamed2814 19 дней назад

That's Katie Walsh. She was Jeff Ross's girlfriend at the time

@dt-gp2vg 3 года назад

2:40 WHO IS SHE. wow

@thesportsapex1787 3 года назад

Who's the one at 4:39 lol

@ExclusiveLM 4 месяца назад

Ironically in this roast Trump did not look like he would years later need a GoFundMe page to help him pay his bills.

@lonelyrabbit7224 3 года назад

Trump looks like Chucky

@zach177 2 года назад

Who is the girl at 2:40 ?

@stevenfanale4553 3 года назад

He will be back!!!!!

@betterlivingthroughdxm3854 2 года назад

Back to bankruptcy

@thesportsapex1787 3 года назад

Who's the woman at 4:39

@Kissfan96dr 3 года назад

I want to say Liv Tyler

@LizRealGirlBeauty 2 года назад

... and they cut it before he said that Trump would be a great president.

@allysanchez5630 Год назад

4:46 4:47 4:48 4:49 wait, is that Seth Macfarlane?

@tecnine1984 3 года назад

Rip Larry King

@engel246 4 года назад

Welches Jahr war das ???😄😂👍

@michaeltnk1135 3 года назад

Why is there a German comment on a video in English

@engel246 3 года назад

@@michaeltnk1135 Ist daß ein Problem für dich, dass ich in German ( Deutsch) ein Kommentar zu diesem Video abgegeben habe?? 🤗🇩🇪😊👍

@michaeltnk1135 3 года назад

Tina ehrlich I just thought it was funny

@engel246 3 года назад

@@michaeltnk1135 Hallo Michael, das freut mich. Danke für deine Nachricht.😊🇩🇪👍🤗

@raven4892 3 года назад

2011

@Neat0_o 2 года назад

Holy shit. His daughter is absolutely beautiful.

@tulionunez9964 29 дней назад

totally different times

@allysanchez5630 Год назад

1:08 1:09 does that guy have a few cavities?

@champagnewinter5786 3 года назад

Well this video aged well :(

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

Hey Cat DDdy

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

I was blind and all to amn

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

Snoop I ought meet your wife I love so very much

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

Or your huz

@maggiedeadweather2873 3 года назад

Im ok dawg

@abdulrafeh8172 10 месяцев назад

Who's that girl on 2:45

@xdsmastermia 3 года назад

when society and the world was "normal?

@djbetz364 3 года назад

Fantasize....

@JL-ix5io 3 года назад

They love you one minute, hate you the next... ... the media is one helluva drug

@jrno93 3 года назад

Melania can be 100 and still look attractive

@patrickelliott-brennan8960 3 года назад

Melania is very attractive. It's why Trump needed to convince her he had money...but holding hands wasn't part of the contract.

@recalcitrantleftist8193 2 года назад

4:01

@takecareoftheplanetforourc1916 4 года назад

😱😱😱😂😂😂😂🎃🎃🎃🎃

@juniorjr. 3 года назад

I hope one day we get to see Ivanka's leaks.

@pizzaforlifeyaheard 2 года назад

man do i wish

@Lewis9709 3 года назад

At :47, I wonder who that stunning blonde is?

@Lewis9709 3 года назад

@J Mcd Punk

@roxanadominguezsantisteban2048 3 года назад

dr phil

@b.k8051 6 месяцев назад

4:39 Hit too close to the truth as evidenced by Trump's face

@samanthariga4194 3 года назад

the larry king joke did not age well oop-

@someonenewnow212 3 года назад

RIP

@BrayanGomez-jq6nz 3 года назад

Yeah that certainly did not age too well

@milesmorales5929 3 года назад

I mean.. we all knew he won't be here long, so it aged perfectly for this moment

@basedelon 3 года назад

Everyone dies.

@milesmorales5929 3 года назад

@@basedelon hey AOC! How's it going?

@michaelroy6630 2 года назад

4:49 He wanted to laugh at that one, but he knew he'd be impeached if he did.

@zach177 2 года назад

He wasn’t president yet this was in 2015.

@marshallbjohnson 3 дня назад

How many Rapos on the stage at once?

@bgwhalley 3 года назад

Whitney Cummings went from hot to Carrot Top. WTF happened?

@naina4288 3 года назад

surfing kook💀 tone it down dude

@riveraharper8166 3 года назад

carrot top?

@leemcqueen500 3 года назад

Plastic surgery.

@bgwhalley 3 года назад

@@leemcqueen500 These girls and their surgeries and botox... they ruin themselves. She was naturally beautiful. Now she looks like Carrot Top. STOP WITH THE SURGERIES LADIES. NATURAL IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

@saugatmahat2692 3 года назад

Girl @ 4:41 anyone?

@PSYCHOV3N0M 3 года назад

Who's watching this after Trump lost the election?

@YellowJell-O 3 года назад

Lost?

@PSYCHOV3N0M 3 года назад

@@YellowJell-O You don't ACTUALLY think the results will be overturned do you?

@YellowJell-O 3 года назад

@@PSYCHOV3N0M The results will be overturned because Trump has already won the election. However, there are massive fraud ballots across the nation, especially in swing states. Trump has won the Electoral College and this whole case will carry into the Supreme Court, where Trump will win the ruling of 5-4. He will serve as President for 4 more years.

@EarlSchieb 3 года назад

@@PSYCHOV3N0M You reallythink we are not in a time where such a possibility can happen? Its about to be chaos. Thats the whole plan.

@tysonion01 3 года назад

You've got to wonder how differently this would go down today.

@user-zl8cp7sb6d 2 месяца назад

He's not lying, Ivanka is absolutely gorgeous

@adriantrusca1245 Месяц назад

She's really not. You have low standards.

@nasrinamirian1746 3 месяца назад

I love Donald Trump ❤️

@Shawn-gr1wj Год назад

They will do any thing for a laugh while on 🌎

@evilgabe666 3 года назад

All these dudes were pals it looks like. All jelly of Trump because he ran and won. Lol

@borris3768 2 года назад

No Trump is just a meme lol

@Nastyfinger1444 3 года назад

Remember these people loved Trump. Can you say hypocrisy? By the way, I am not a Trump supporter.

@gsxawd981 3 года назад

People change don’t they? I mean Trump did change from Democrat to Republican. In 2015 he stated that he identified more as a Democrat. In 2016 he ran as a Republican.