“When Should I Blink?” - Comedians on Weed

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Garfunkel and Oates, Tone Bell, Tommy Chong and other comics talk all things marijuana.
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@deplorablecovfefe9489 Год назад

I'm 62 and I've been smoking since I was 14. I don't know how long that is, but I know it's never affected me...

@jadeb.7501 Год назад

your username is also proof you've never lost your sense of humor lol

@vianeyboruel504 Год назад

😂

@philiprowney Год назад

Medication for many of us. I wished I'd been on low dose CBD and THC for my bad days since teens. I came to herbs in my 30's. I have Autism and bipolar that does not seem to take any other medication. I'm ten years your junior.

@adhdpug9069 Год назад

Ur a real OG 48 years smoking is crazy

@donid.333 Год назад

@@philiprowney i’m also bipolar and i stg thc is the only thing that stops me from having constant intense episodes, it’s nice hearing other ppl validate that experience too 😭

@CaseyWinehouse Год назад

Closing with Chong was the right move. He’s not your typical stand up but he definitely had me laughing.

@jaydpoisonivy949 11 месяцев назад

The films are even better essai 😂 I love them. They made a weed van 😂

@BigOrangeSnowman88 11 месяцев назад

I get high just hearing him talk.

@debbiebousquet5677 9 месяцев назад

Tommy Chong went on tour doing stand up back in the early 70s. He is a legend...

@itsjeninMass 8 месяцев назад

Legendary.

@meminustherandomgooglenumbers 8 месяцев назад

He was framed by law enforcement

@jeffnorris211 Год назад

High and in public you feel like you make eye contact with EVERYONE

@gingersnap4922 Год назад

And they all KNOW

@jeffnorris211 Год назад

@@gingersnap4922 too real

@fuckthevaccine2160 Год назад

Quite the opposite, nobody makes eye contact nowadays lol

@jeffnorris211 Год назад

@@fuckthevaccine2160 valid. My Experience was circa 2007-2010

@howieewalt1322 Год назад

Sometimes I forget to look at the person when I'm talking to them it's so weird. And then other times I get locked in thought and end up staring at someone eating or something like a weirdo.

@julssmarie420 Год назад

“But its not an addiction, cause my doctor gave me a prescription”😂

@jarrenbenin7553 Год назад

Garfunkle and Oates-type beat

@erikajones1318 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Black6ear 8 месяцев назад

333 likes

@mrmustangman 2 месяца назад

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

@Hbk-gc7st Год назад

The way the DEA tried to frame Chong was WILD!

@adubs6848 Год назад

A lot of taxpayer money for what shouldn't really be an offense and only 9 months and a fine as a result. "Justice"

@dmgroberts5471 Год назад

The way DEA agents are in bed with the drug cartels is wild.

@dmgroberts5471 Год назад

@@adubs6848 Gotta spend all that money on something...God forbid it's something that benefits the people.

@thedreamer6930 Год назад

Indeed. 1000% entrapment. 1000% corrupt move by those higher ups at the time that just wanted to say they put the great Tommy Chong in prison. But least it wasn't for very long and you know everyone, the blacks, whites, Mexicans and everyone in between was protecting Tommy in there lol. What a country we live in. God bless him and all the people that supported him.

@biermanshop7703 Год назад

I could listen to Chong for days

@amyroseplusone Год назад

The whole piece from This Is Not Happening ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-c7RtNZyLqQk.html

@notanindianscammer7594 Год назад

Chong's voice is debatable

@dmgroberts5471 Год назад

Apropos enough, he would be fun to get high with.

@thesinaclwon Год назад

Oh yeah? Well I could listen to him for weeks!!

@BEATTECHN1QUE Год назад

Heck yeah

@Watchingy0u Год назад

Damn, you can hear the Canadian come out when Chong says “sorry”

@dannybattinieri5118 Год назад

Heard it at house and had to look it up.. I definitely didn’t know (or completely forgot) he is Canadian!

@havenbastion Год назад

Can we talk about the evil of paraphernalia laws, DEA manufacturing entrapment, and having to put someone who's no danger to anyone in handcuffs as a formality?

@Steve.._. 3 дня назад

Can we talk about the 'new hall incident' that is why cops are so jumpy today. 1970, 3?4? Cops murdered during a traffic stop shootout.

@Kazza_8240 Год назад

Tommy Chongs story was amazing. Its great to see the DEA providing him and Afroman with so much great material! 😆

@ezekielmartin4323 6 месяцев назад

"Any kidnapping victims in my suit pockets?"

@susanbildner Год назад

I know weed helps with my osteoporosis and arthritis. Makes the pain a little more tolerable. My cardiologist said it was great to keep me stress free.

@kathleenyes-cp2uf 9 месяцев назад

I think I know that cardiologist

@DBlanco48 6 месяцев назад

There are legitimate reasons to ingest it.

@alysiareid6659 3 месяца назад

My pain doctor who gives me oxycodone for my chronic pain says pot is a great way to help the oxycodone work.

@cesar_yf2637 Месяц назад

I have arthritis in my ankle, I too use this for pain, it helps.

@iconoclast137 Год назад

one brain cell bouncing around like an air hockey puck. that is just poetry right there

@anthonycolonjr.6631 Год назад

jordan belfort being tommy chong’s cellmate is the cherry on top

@BravoAmaro Год назад

Chong is a national treasure

@RTPMinx 10 месяцев назад

Yep....a Canadian national treasure. 😉

@JazzyJonas Год назад

I forgot how much I like Tone Bell. Gonna watch some more of him.

@Edgarkillz Год назад

Happy 420 everyone

@MultiMoishe 9 месяцев назад

With booze, you lose . With dope, there's hope

@Jamer508 Год назад

I have about a 40% chance to have a panic attack while smoking. It's about the same when I don't. So I smoke when I feel like it.

@albertadams2095 Год назад

My 3Chi Delta 9 gummy just kicked in and the algorithm was like, “I gotchu, fam.”

@quarawlisstafford487 Год назад

Whered you buy em?

@cameronspeed9052 Год назад

My fucking science experiment just came at me.. bro just eat the fucking gummies and get High 😅 you don’t need all that math

@nolanhauge Год назад

@@quarawlisstafford487dispo sells them

@SpecialAgent-zn1vv Год назад

Lit up, there she was, and here, I Am ☝️💙

@CuriousCatAtHome Год назад

One spoonful of ice cream will cure any type of cotton mouth. Try it one time and your world will change.

@miltonbuu Год назад

I remember vividly eating burger King high as a mofo and to this day I have yet to taste a burger that fucking delicious

@LifesAJokeSoAreYou Год назад

Ice cream just makes my saliva super thick and makes need water even more

@gleezustchrist2755 Год назад

@@miltonbuu a protein filled fiber granola bar will become a snickers bar when your high. Good tip to lose weight

@miltonbuu Год назад

@@gleezustchrist2755 but knowing me I'll have to eat like 4 of them In a span of 3 hours.

@frankjones5770 Год назад

She makes slowing down a bad thing. Sometimes it's what you need to see what's going on wrong.

@Town_Country96 Год назад

Well it was a joke, so.

@Ammut6 Год назад

...until you don't need things to slow down...

@dakotac180 Год назад

Always prepare, be cozy, have water, snacks, sun.

@williampetrovich1998 Год назад

🏆Tommy Chong

@DuckdaringZ Год назад

Can you imagine the disillusionment that crashed down on the cop who had to handcuff Tommy Chong? Talk about an awakening.

@wadethompson-wb7kl 9 месяцев назад

34 years of wake and bake! Living my life to the fullest

@johntuel2375 Год назад

The first time I used a bong with a carb was the first time I actually got high and had it feel like time slowed down for a little bit. I have been trying to get to that level again ever since haha. That was around 1996-97. I find it so strange when there are people that don't smoke at this point in life haha.

@navdeepkumar5085 Год назад

Try it again in hot day. Sure way to slow down the reality

@Viralbutnotyet Год назад

one good dab will do it

@Ammut6 Год назад

Anytime I introduced my friends to pot was through a bong. Wise? No. Entertaining? Yes.

@peterstedman6140 Год назад

@@Ammut6 my first time was with a bong and i coughed for 35 minutes lol

@domisthebomb09 Год назад

People just raw dogging reality out here

@tootallzz Год назад

I miss the 90’s when Tommy used to come into Sportsman’s Lodge in Studio City to dance Salsa. Great memories thanks Tommy

@edgewatersbestguitarist1524 Год назад

Lmao your at a golden age in drive through when you can give the BK guy a 20 and just fill the whole bag with fries. Your bros look at you like an angel coming back w that!🎉

@miltonbuu Год назад

I get massive anxiety attacks and feel like a fucking elephant in public and yet I continue to smoke weed and cause this to myself. It really is like a roller coaster of insecurities.

@clicheguevara5282 Год назад

I'm the same way. I'm autistic and have C-PTSD, so I REALLY don't need any extra help feeling awkward, anxious, and paranoid in public. Lmao Sometime in back my late 20s I finally decided to stop doing that to myself. I only smoke at night time - when I'm at home.

@randybarnes4440 Год назад

Weed helps me when I feel like the purple elephant in the room...it calms me so I can then strut my stuff like a proud elephant

@randybarnes4440 Год назад

Yeah, if u got crazy anxiety or if ur weed makes u anxious u need to switch to indica...it mellows u out and calms the nerves. Tells the ego to stfu so u can enjoy life

@miltonbuu Год назад

@@randybarnes4440 Thanks Fam... 👍

@dmgroberts5471 Год назад

I had to go grocery shopping high once...we vastly underestimated the amount of snacks we would need. I managed to convince myself that an elderly man in the store was an undercover agent, watching me. This was _after_ pot was legalized, mind.

@hereticpariah6_66 8 месяцев назад

Meanwhile, _MY_ brain is just two stoned cells connected by a strand of sticky, icky resin...

@faegrrrl 9 месяцев назад

I love it. I don't know "drug math" either. Man, I identify so much with that!!

@lawrenceliebman9079 Год назад

Has anyone else ever driven high, came up to a stop sign, and waited for it to turn green?

@Ktzl-nx8zu Год назад

I done it 4 times but it’s always at night so no one see my dumb ass

@uremawifenowdave Год назад

No, but I’ve pulled up behind a car at the lights, and waited while the light turned green, only to realise once it had turned back to red that I was sitting behind a parked car. Those late night drives home can be an adventure.

@richpolite Год назад

bro all the time

@slackamacgaming6721 11 месяцев назад

Or put a turn signal on for a curve in the road...

@barsthehippie Год назад

Watching this high and understanding all those people who told me that smoking weed is not for them, cause man these people should not be smoking weed 😂 jokes are funny but man there really be people like this

@JustHereForCats Год назад

This was edited really well. Bravo 😂

@robertcaswell7930 Год назад

I get it I got high with my brother last weekend off my oil vape at my moms house and I was so paranoid… I got hungry & ate all my moms chips & peanut butter crackers & then my poor mom said son if you’re hungry I can make you a bologna sandwich and I’m high so of course I said ok thanks momma

@seraphale Год назад

Speaking OF 9/11, I've only met Tommy Chong once in my life, and he was gracious enough to sign my DL and be my organ donor witness. After 9/11 the DMV forced everyone renewing their licences to relinquish their expired ID's, and they took it from me.😭

@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 Год назад

I would have reported it lost

@SoManyRandomRamblings Год назад

@@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 same

@Oso420 Год назад

Mr Chong and his beautiful wife were political prisoners. Products like Urine Luck, for unconstitutional piss tests to the iconic and 'highly' collectable Chong Bongs..much love and respect to this cannabis forefather.😁

@SpecialAgent-zn1vv Год назад

☝️💙

@RyanGrissett 8 месяцев назад

I smoked for years, then I quit for 6 months. I smoked again and I thought I was dying. I almost never smoked again after that.

@notvenusxo Год назад

The hunger games part 😂 relatable

@BlizzardDaPup777 Год назад

Garfunkel and oates sounds like mlp songs

@MadHatterTheMatter 6 дней назад

this is one of my favorite videos ever

@skitl76 Год назад

weed card song needs to be a commercial for it

@mrmustangman 2 месяца назад

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

@carmelozamudio1022 Год назад

Bruh I’m so high rn I thought it was comedians doing stand up while on weed haha

@roanauthor94 Год назад

Weed ain't for everyone, but potheads can't function without.😂

@SoManyRandomRamblings Год назад

Truer words have never been spoken

@myway420_ Год назад

I got me a prescription 🎶 😂

@mrmustangman 2 месяца назад

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

@CuriousGoodsJessica Год назад

I'm still looking for that $320 I hid from everyone (including myself) 3 years ago. I wish I'd left some clues 😡 And my husband & I got to meet Tommy & Shelby back in the late 90's, they were awesome, natural, real, loving people on top of being extremely funny. ❤ that family!

@KatiTheButcher Год назад

I love you lol, you are the only other person I've encountered that hides money (or other things) from themselves. Mission accomplished.

@CuriousGoodsJessica Год назад

@@KatiTheButcher any chance you're in California? We need to help each other search! 🤣❤ I'm still looking for 2 Disneyland tickets I got when I worked at a mall store back in '95 too, if I ever find them I could afford to go again. 😉

@KatiTheButcher Год назад

@@CuriousGoodsJessica nope, Nebraska. Sounds like fun though, at least my stuff wasn't that valuable. To top it off I often have dreams that I can't distinguish from memory, only adds to the frustration.

@tammyhenderson5560 8 месяцев назад

This is great I luv it keep blazing

@rohanpoddar2562 Год назад

Barry Rothbart @ Burger King: I want a burger with everything. Employee at drive-through counter: Sir this is a Burger King not a Subway

@linnawatley Год назад

Chong 😂

@jiff80 Год назад

Excellent 👌

@itsjeninMass 8 месяцев назад

"POINT TO THINGS AND PUT THEM IN MY [. ] BURGER!" 😵🤣🤣😵

@earthangel_911 8 месяцев назад

I literally just took an edible before stumbling across this... and now I wait...😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂

@cringelife4278 8 месяцев назад

How'd it go?

@lorimac0260 Год назад

Tommy Chong ❤❤❤

@iiGingiey Год назад

Damn after hearing Garfunkel and Oates sing weed card I realized that Eminem didn't need to lose himself in the moment, he Just needed a blunt to bust some dope rhymes.

@mrmustangman 2 месяца назад

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

@iiGingiey 2 месяца назад

@mrmustangman I love randomly coming back to my old comments and having 0 clue what I was talking about. Idk maybe something about him getting addicted to pills I guess.

@harper7509 Год назад

All of them get FLUSHED

@foxyb0nes 5 месяцев назад

The opening girl talking about edibles must have been confused with real psychedelics because I have NEVER taken an edible and pictured things, seen things, had all my bad memories come forward- none of that.

@neondeer3396 Год назад

Hearing Sadie from Steven Universe sing about weed was something I didn’t expect to hear today

@user-fk5ft5ty9t 5 месяцев назад

I've been smoking since I was 6 and I'm 41 now love it!

@motojauntx Год назад

Life sucks in slow motion. Hell yeah! 😂

@Breal30541 10 месяцев назад

Weed helps me not break your face. In addition to.

@ZiggaMau 9 месяцев назад

Not you too Rue! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-gl1yf8wr5y 4 месяца назад

Garfunkel and oats what a great video. They are amazing.

@jiff80 Год назад

That was a great song 🤘

@mrmustangman 2 месяца назад

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

@Tinfoyll Год назад

Tommy Chong was the best one

@AsmodeusMictian 9 месяцев назад

16:30 - Huh, imagine that. DEA breaking the law to commit a crime so that they can then raid the place because a crime was committed. Anybody else feel sooper sfae with these folks around? How the hell do you tell the difference between a cop and a criminal at this point, given that they both do the same things?

@AllNamesTaken2 8 месяцев назад

I should def prepare with pillows... I always have bruises in weird places. I'm hyper jointed so I bend different around things when I fall 😅

@evilmrq 4 месяца назад

I used to blackout drinking 2-5 nights per week, spent the better part of my adult life hungover.. now in my 40s smoking cannabis & taking fungus has helped change my life.

@xxshevilxx 9 месяцев назад

What a great video. Fun laughs, fun bits, then Tommy Chong comes and the humor level triples, there's a good reason he's a legend.

@itsjeninMass 8 месяцев назад

He's such a good storyteller.

@celyavila291 Год назад

Cristela it's like who the hell is that that's the dude you mount last night dew the dude 😂😂😂 she was so hammered that instead of hearing mountain dew she heard mount the dude 😂😂😂

@Dino_Mommy Год назад

Al sidiq is such a vibe

@sofiahenry9836 8 месяцев назад

the weed song is perfect because it is such silly things but it helps with all of it

@mrmustangman 2 месяца назад

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

@anamg1208 Год назад

Who is the guy at 5:00? I don't understand why they didn't put their names in description 🤷‍♀️

@michaelwhite4976 8 месяцев назад

"Tommy, Tommy,Tommy. We have discussed this before, when anyone shows up and asks what you are making. You are supposed to say planters PLAN-TERS".😂

@itsjeninMass 8 месяцев назад

This is awesome. I've been smoking off and on since I was 18. Now that I live somewhere where it's legal (Mass,) it's LIFE. I hardly ever drink anymore.

@tatertotsmomma8246 5 месяцев назад

😂 because I got high . ❤😂😂😂😂😂

@moodyclouds903 3 месяца назад

i need that song i would listen to it everyday

@dylanstuart2432 Год назад

Dude Petey D definitely hit home. They’re all amazing and obviously Mr Chong toasts anyone when he does him, but I just wanna say hell yea to Garphunkle and Oates. Sorry I obliterated the name 😅

@russianroulette8961 Год назад

Bruh I thought that the brown haired lady at 1:24 sounded a lot like Sadie (dohnut shop lady) from steven universe, only to look it up AND ITS HER IM AWESOME

@mattwoods3317 8 месяцев назад

That Tommy Chong bit is insane. Like I know our government agents tend to break the rules but seriously?!

@frenchieblack1 Год назад

This is exactly what happens to me @0:01

@gangsterburger Год назад

Watching this high

@RobRoyR8R Год назад

My eatable kicked in heavy when I was at the register when shopping one time. Very awkward.

@user-ru7vt3qm2y 10 месяцев назад

legend

@user-yk2hz4yo5v 4 месяца назад

I overdosed on pot once and have been trying to do it again ever since. It was awesome.

@vanessahms16 Год назад

Of course this was recommended on 4/20 lol

@philam1973 2 месяца назад

Worst I’ve ever been, I was sailing in Italy with a group of Italians. Got to a level that my Italian just disappeared. I couldn’t put together a sentence in English. They understood and waited for me to cone down a bit. Still was a great experience.