☀️THIS SHOULDN'T WORK 💀 Phyrexian Deck ϕ Standard Mythic Climb 

Video Title: This Shouldn't Work Narrator: It didn't work.

Fun Fact: The chance of not drawing either Vindicator/Obliterator/Sheoldred in the last game is 4.398%

After the intro rant I would have loved the troll of putting in the turn zero scoop game and ending the video 🤣🤣

How do phyrexians 'do it'? Missionary

Compleation is inevitable Mr. Anderson

"My reputation precedes me" love it

Love themed decks.

I like when you play more fun decks than serious ones, this was good

Hey cgb. I really love your rants. I’ve been watching for a long time and my kids still reference the day I got matched up with you on my birthday about 5 years ago. Anyway, super appreciate your stuff and hope you keep it up. For me this last year has been mentally challenging but your daily videos have been weirdly helpful. Cheers!

I think what makes the match against selesnya enchantments even more painful is that they weren't even a ranked opponent

the first battle right after the intro was really brutal. I Understand why you are just exhausted after battling Mitya79 and thus having to cut the video short. Props to you CGB!

dude I love ur raging, keep up the good work love ya

Arena is the real enemy

Intro aside, But why is the video so short?

That rant at the top was 1000% real

Just want to thank you for the videos. You have taught me a lot about sequencing which has helped me to up my game some. I am not a mythic player yet but I hope be as I keep learning to play better. Thanks again.

why are the videos so short??????

That first game was a battle. Glad you pulled through.

I've been watching the video from 0:00 to 4:20 and I really feel you man. I am thankful for the explanation. But one thing I am still wondering. Why are your videos so short? Don't let them get you down CGB. Enjoy what you can and ignore what you can not enjoy.

Love the chant, CGB. Thanks for the content!

CGB out here on the grind getting us videos AND traveling. He juggling two jobs at once. Well done. We love ya. Big POG

For those wondering why CGBs video is exactly 32:41, here's the answer. It's an obscure reference to New York City's little known Zoning Resolution 32-41. Which itself cites specific zones: C1, C2, C3, C4, C5, C6, and C8. Which is obviously what he's indicating are his favorite common cards throughout MTG history And the perfect starting hand. C1 = School Of Mages STX, which is a common 001/275 C2 = Farfinder from IKO which is 002/274 C3 = Ainok Bond-Kin KTK 003/269 (nice) C4 = you might think it represents "Standing Troops" 004/30 from W17. But you would be wrong. It refers to the desire of CGB to explode (with the explosive C4) the fourth edition, his last favorite set. C5 = Celestial Unicorn AFR 005/281 C6 = Turtwig 006/172, yes a Pokémon card, which is an inside joke about Commandfest. C7 is missing. CGB chose this for obvious reasons. 007 is Built to Last KLD 007/264 - its specifiC lack here indicates CGBs view on life and all things under capitalism, nothing is built to last. And C8 = It of the Horrid Swarm 008/205 EMN. If I have to explain that to you. Well, you have not been paying attention. You're welcome.

Thanks for another great vid!

One your videos are not short and this was brutal today!

No joke, I have 2 BW decks in this theme but focused on the smaller monsters, and just today was looking at crafting 3 more Seedcores. Glad CGB put out a video to help make the decision!

Why so short? ;)

🤣🤣🤣: My reaction to the rant in the intro. That was absolutely priceless. And thanks, because I don't laugh very often: love you, you are very VERY cool 😁

WHY IS THE VIDEO SO SHORT, COVERT

CGB you are my spirit animal. Especially in the intro to this video.

The amount of times mtg arena crashes on me every day is similar to this, its absurd

1000 percent accuracy. Your the man cgb

Wanted to stop by and say I appreciate your content, very entertaining and well done

I saw a recent video was short and thought “That’s strange…” but then I watched the video and it made sense. Crazy how that works lol.

You had me at "height of nonsense". That's my personal life motto

ran into some jank obliterator fight spell deck the other day and had me saccing lands :D

LMAO! Dat rant! I love it.

3:55 hahaha lol! And, we love you too! :)

16:46 for the moment when you can see the opponent go "well whatever this 'No Blocks' button has the same effect as 'Concede' anyway, right?"

Covertgoblue is on one today and I love it lmao

I feel that pain so hard. Right on my soul.

Hope all is going well with you or getting better at least. like youre vids, not all of them but watch when im interested.

Could this be a green white and black deck so you have just mana ramp fight cards and board wipes

the raging is oddly cathartic cause we all get screwed like that from time to time

The end of the intro made me laugh 😂

3:39 That's some real talk right there. They wont see it, of course, but it was great! XD

12:50 is very relatable for me :D

I feel you about the monored nonsense that's going on. Whenever I queue up against the big R, on the draw, I feel like I've lost already unless they seriously brick on their draws. Even if they do, my draw's gotta be perfect to get out of a decent starting hand on the oppo's side.

I just built this deck a few weeks ago and now you've stolen the spotlight LOL 😂

i love the intro.. ranting like that

Thank for keeping that last game in… it helps in the Hate Mono-Red Support Group knowing we’re not alone.

Thanks CGB, I had a hard times, some hours ago my girlfriends just left me out of nowhere, and I loved her so much that my heart is broken in several pieces that I have no idea when I will have power to stand up again, but your videos always distract me in the hard times, thank you for your charisma and work for entertain us

I have a phyrexian deck too. It's fun to have obliterators and vindicators and just watch the opponent cower in the corner

Not even connection issues can beat the mites of Phyrexia

freaking game is always crushing

I love seeing you win, for once.

game 1 you could have double draw sleep and go for the throat, you didnt count the treasure token you'd get from BB

Missed a chance to name this "Oops! All Phyrexians!"

1:35 don't attack me like that haha

How do you get the alternate art of the obliterator???? I MUST KNOW

Hahahaha i love this guys intro’s 😂

Opponent be like "Nah, I don't want to be humiliated by jank decks"

cgb mental break down, the toober finaly got to him

Hey CGB, you're cool 😎 Also, was that "you don't have the votes" line a Morty Seinfeld quote?? 🤔

Those Arena crashes hurt.

I was just thinking about something like this yesterday. Knew nothing about seedcore though.

CGB is having the same MTG day I'm having x.x

Why the video so short? (Sorry had to)

Arena is so broken. When arena wants you to loose you will loose to a force loss and a stacked deck from your opponent. And wizards has the audacity to say that their shuffler is working as intended 😂.

For everyone wondering why Mommy Norn isn't in the deck, she went out to the store for planeswalker sparks and mana dorks and never came back. =\

You can tell he really likes to play magic :)

This i have to try :-)

I think it's the cards in the recent set that allow matchmaking and the shuffler to create games that are unbelievably torturous. So glad I don't play ranked, because the game remains enjoyable in any other queue

Wow that was painful 😂

At this point you should just put out a "my reputation precedes me" compilation.

I wonder what the 💙 and 💚 Phyrexian horrors will be

You make a deck to work against red or soldiers and happens two things: 1- You never face them, BUT always face some deck who runs some card/strategy nobody uses that destroys your deck. 2- You face them with the worst hand possible. It's like pick your poison

is the video shorter ? just trolling :P

I watch the whole video 😢 every day

Not gonna lie, I always smile after every single well hid hamilton reference :p

why is the video too short? :)

Either the client crashes when you're winning or you get stuck with perfect draw opponents..... I think one of the main reasons I love watching CGB is because he's honest with what's going on in his games.

I love you too. I even watch your videos without adblock.

i agree cgb, people need to stop putting stupid comments about why the video is so short. but me i watch the whole thing. your decks are killer man.😎

In the voice of Zoolander: "But why is the video so short?"

You…compleat…me.

Lol that 1st opponent hear the intro and said they put 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I want "You're cool" to be the first thing I hear when I get up and the last thing I hear when I go to sleep. 😎

That's rough buddy

The internet issues are pain I can relate.

Can you do a Bitter Reunion White Suns Twilight combo deck?

That was Bullshit I feel your pain😂

Today i was paired against mono red so often and beaten by the same cards til a point i was guessing why i even bother to keep playing this game.

This is me every other day of playing MTG 😂

"XxxMilfPounderxxX" 🤣🤣🤣 (pause on stat page)

Such a troll deck I love it lol

You might revisit this idea with MOM cards- actually viable now maybe?!

Frequent crashes are what happens when you have a skeleton crew running your multi-million dollar company and you don't pay them well so they frequently quit. MTGA has a very serious revolving door staff problem.

My game has been doing the exact same thing since their last update. I play on my android, but get the black screen with "waiting for server" nonstop!!!

damn it... friday i thought about a deck with vindicator and obliterator... now everybody will think i netdeck cgb as is allways do😂

Question: why is this so short?