♪ DIRTY XMAS ♪ by Matthew Patrick Davis 

A Weird Xmas Song for a Weird Xmas. Don't worry, I'm doing fine #xmas2020 #christmas2020
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I got a dirty feeling it's Christmas
Jack Frost is nipping off my nose
Frost bitten fingers all turn black and die
While frost bitten toes decompose
The lights are all broken
The egg nog has turned
The stockings are stinky
The chestnuts are burned
Jill won't get her pony
Jack won't get a bike
The North Pole is closed
‘Cuz the elves are on strike
I think at the mall my boy got the clap
From sitting on Santa's lap
All of the reindeer are stuck in the mud
The snowmen outside are all throwing up blood
Rabid coyotes raise their voice in a choir
Rudolph is dead and the tree is on fire
Got a dirty feeling it's Christmas

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