Animated music video parody of the movie "THE MEG"
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Movie Musicals #46: THE MEG THE MUSICAL
Jason Statham tries to overcome his drinking problem while taking on the largest singing prehistoric shark the world has ever seen, a megalodon.
►Script, Song, Vocals: Logan Hugueny-Clark
►Vocals, Script, Co-Producer: Whitney Di Stefano
►Animation Director: Dewald de la Rey ( / eieproduksies )
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Jonas:
Wrestled with my demons for five long years,
Suppressed my memory of a monster with a thousand beers.
Drowned my sorrows in Thailand, ’til these two come and rave,
Sayin’ their crew and my ex-wife need to be saved.
Reluctantly I agreed to go,
Driving a tiny submarine, but it’s way too slow.
A giant squid attacked Suyin, but now it’s gone,
Eaten by something much bigger, it’s a Megalodon.
Meg:
Octopus is being served, served, served,
I’ll eat Toshi for dessert, -ssert, -ssert.
I’ll escape out from the depths, depths, depths,
In the glass I’ll leave some dents, dents, dents.
Meg (Chorus):
Always hungry for some whales, they’re tasty and lean,
But my favorite food of all are human beings.
Love the feeling in my mouth as they wiggle and scream,
Once I swallow them all down, I’ll feel so serene.
They’re so tiny and small, like a delicacy,
I’m addicted to them.
It’s time to eat, eat, eat, eat,
It’s time to feed, feed, feed, feed.
Jonas:
Suyin goes diving with the Meg to try to poison it,
It tries to eat her cage whole, it don’t give a sh*t.
I gotta save her before she runs out of oxygen,
I give her mouth to mouth, snoggin’ while breathing in.
The poison killed the shark and the crew strung it up,
But then a bigger meg jumped out right over and struck.
It ate the dead shark, and for dessert, some of our friends,
Trust me, I’ll kill that b*tch before this film reaches the end.
Meg:
My new hobby is sinking ships, ships, ships,
Capsizing them with my high flips, flips, flips.
Breaking their bows with my big hips, hips, hips,
Killing their crews, their bodies split, split, split.
Meg (Chorus)
Jonas:
Now she’s eating every beachgoer in sight, a fright,
So we broadcast whale voices, sounding griped, right.
Once she swims to us I’ll lead her down, away, around,
Slash her belly with my sub, and hope she frowns, and drowns.
Meg:
There’s a buffet at the beach, beach, beach,
Food here likes to scream and screech, screech, screech.
Meat dressed up in shorts and bikinis,
Blood floods the shore like a red stream, stream, stream
Chorus
(c) Lhugueny 2018
5 окт 2024
