There are other people who have already translated, so please refer to that person's and mine to understand the meaning. And I did my best, but the translation may be incorrect. I'm sorry. I hope you guys enjoy this great video! 0:00〈ATTENTION〉 This video was created by borrowing Oswald's was performed at M-1 2021. This video has nothing to do with real people, history, or organizations. 0:16 P「Er, Hello!I'm Ito (Prussia) and Hatanaka (Russia). We’re Oswald. It's nice to meet you.」 R「Hey,I had a very hard time the other day.」 P「Yeah.」 R「In front of the statues of Minin and Pozharsky in Red Square, I waited for my friend.」 「But hey, No matter how long I waited, my friends didn't come」 P「Really?」 R「After waiting for about two hours, I realized the truth.」 「I've never had a friend!」 P「Eh,What? What was that?」 R「Eh?What?? what's what?」 R「Why are you more confused than I am right ?」 R 「Eh? Huh?」 P「Calm down. Calm down.」 「In conclusion, what did you want to say?」 R「Um, I wanted to talk to you about wanting a friend.」 P「Okay！ Okay!That first story you told me was a little too creepy for me to understood.」 R「Yeah?」 P「Don't you have any friends?」 R「Ah! There's a mushroom in the neighborhood. I can tell him everything about」 P「 I see! You don't have any friends!」 「I don't really understand people who don't have any friends at all.」 R「Haha.」 「So that means... Unlike me, does that mean you have a lot of friends?」 P「Well, I consider myself to have a lot of friends.」 S『Is that right?』 F『It depends on the situation at the time!』 R「That’s great! …If you likeWill you give me one of your friends?」 P「……Hmm?!」 R「Oh!I'msorry! Of course, it's enough to give me the friend you think you don't need the most!」 P「……..This is the kind of person who doesn't have any friends...」 R「？」 P「No, no, no! I would never give you my friend!」 R「…Why?! Why not!?」 P「What emotion are you speaking with right now...」 「Anyway!I'm not going to give you my friend!」 R「Then why don't you trade those for my favorite pants?」 P「Don't underestimate my friend too much!」 「There's no need for me to trade my friends for pants that aren't my size!」 R「If you don't like it, please give me one of your friends for me.」 P「I can't pick …!」 R「Then I choose!」 P「Wait a minute.」 R「I'm going to pick the slowest run as my friend!」 P「What're you talking about⁇」 R「First, we'll release all your friends at once. Next, I'll start chasing them ！」 「And the first person to be captured by me must become my friend!」 P「You're no longer human, as you've just described!!」 「Was the person I'm talking to now a demon that annoys the villagers…？」 R「Are you ready to be goodbye?」 P「That word are for when we confirm with the bereaved !」 「if you want a friend so badly, I'll be your friend.」 R「…Ah, that's not what I meant! not what I meant!」 P「Oh, you don't mean...?」 R「There is no way I would want you to be my friend LOL!」 「Wait a minute, don't you think this guy is saying something very funny?」 P「You want to be punched in the face?」 「Why my offer to be friends with someone who had no friends was rejected!?」 R「I'm sure I can never be friends with you.」 P「 I'm angry!」 「From now on,Think of me as a big middle finger!」 R「If that's the case, your fingernails are too long.LOL」 P「What part of my body are you talking about?!」 R「Not you! I want you to give me a friend!」 P「I don't have any friends that I give you!」 R「Please！」 「Oh yah,Do you have a twin friend?」 P「'There are two of them ,so I'm giving you one of them ' doesn’t do!!」 「And I don't have a twin friend!」 R「So, what other friends do you have?」 P「I'm not going to talk about it with you.」 R「… By the way, how is your friend Kitabayashi doing?」 P「Don't try to guess your friend's name.… I don't have any friends named Kitabayashi.」 R「What about Fujibayashi?」 P「Fujiwara is not my friend」 R「How's Obayashi?」 P「Don't try to guess your friend's name by limiting it to "Hayashi"!」 R「So, how is Kobayashi(England role)?」 P「Kobayashi is...」 R「I've found …!!!!」 P「Aww! I'm scared!」 R「Jururu…(sound effects)」 P「What is not jururu...」 R「Please tell me more about Kobayashi!」 P 「I will not give you Kobayashi!」 R「Is Kobayashi your friend since 16th century?」 P「No!」 R「So he's your friend since 17th century?」 P「Not that either.」 R「he's your friend since 18th century?」 P「No,no!」 R「Wow! Kobayashi's been your friend since the 18th century.」 P「… He's measuring my pulse to see if I'm lying!」 「Let go of me! You're creepy!」 R「Please give me Kobayashi!」 「I can't think about anything but him anymore!」 P「All you know is his name and when we finally formed an alliance.」 「Besides, Kobayashi can live a happy life he is friends with me.」 R「I don't think so!」 「So, for example, if he is arrested for fraud, what can you do for him as a friend?」 P「As a friend, I would have scolded him not to do that again. R「He's not the kind of person who would commit fraud!」 P「The conditions are different from what I've heard!」 「I've scammed by a scam tale…」 R「You don't believe in him at all.」 P「No, no. It's different! He never pays back the money he borrows...」 E『Sorry, man. I'm in a bit of a financial bind.』 P「And He lies all the time and...」 E『Hmm? Did I say that?』 P「He's a man who could be arrested for fraud no doubt about it!」 P「……I don't need Kobayashi in my friend !!」 「What a trashy guy! Why am I friends with this garbage…」 R「Don't you speak ill of my friend!」 P「He's not your friend yet!」 「You would definitely be better off being friends with me than with that man!」 R「So that's a no!」 P「Why??」 R「Because you're my close friend!」 P「…We are best friends~!!!」 R「… From now on, you have to think of me as your big index finger」 P「Index finger?」 「… The Big Peace sign~!!!」 R「You're so close friend with me,Of course you give me Kobayasi, right??」 P「Is that the aim…」 Thank you for watching‼︎
