Le Timestamp guy is here, thank you for the lovely ASMR Rem, I hope my organs go to someone well! 0:00-2:50 Introduction and Anesthesia: 0:00 Patient wakes up unexpectedly 1:35 The "heart eyes" lens reveal 2:20 Funny banter about chloroform 2:43 Trying various "questionable liquids" for sedation 4:11 Patient revealed to be a "soldier" 5:00 Officially introducing the surgery and patient "Alex" 5:20-8:50 Reviewing the Contract: 5:20 Checking the organ donor contract 6:00 Discussing the legitimacy of the signature 6:16 Reading patient details: "Venus", age 25 7:01 Finding amusing notes on the contract 7:24 Confirming consent and emphasizing handwashing 8:50-10:46 Sterile Procedure (and Chicken): 8:50 Washing hands after eating fried chicken 9:00 Cleaning with chloroform and joking about hygiene 9:35 Discussing the value of kidney stones 10:00 Explaining the face-down positioning of the patient 10:11 Joking about "taking a swig" of hand sanitizer 10:46-13:35 Cannula Confusion: 10:46 Putting on surgical gloves 11:58 Prepping for IV drip and cannula insertion 12:29 Mixing up "cannula" and "catheter" - hilarious moment! 13:00 "Cut the cameras!" 13:35-18:00 IV Drip and More Chloroform: 13:35 Correcting the mistake and discussing cannula placement 14:36 More "suspicious liquids" for the IV drip 15:17 Jokes about affordability of proper anesthetic 16:40 Taping the tubes together 17:41 Chloroform rag number two! 18:00-21:20 Patient Sedation and eBay Sniping: 18:00 Patient finally falling asleep 19:00 Checking vitals and confirming machines are working 19:58 Reassuring the patient "no one is coming" 20:42 Checking emails and winning an eBay bid! 21:20-24:00 The Poking Test and Missing Glove: 21:20 The classic "poke test" to check if the patient is asleep 22:16 Poking intensifies! 23:08 Back to the chloroform rag 23:40 Whoops! One glove goes missing 24:00-28:00 Lung Extraction Begins: 24:00 Starting with the lung extraction 24:40 Prepping the area with alcohol wipes 25:18 Searching for the lungs and making an incision 25:42 Revealing a "box cutter" as the scalpel 27:14 Dealing with dense ribs and introducing the bone saw 28:00-34:16 Rib Removal and Organ Storage: 28:00 Using a "reputable" Shein bone saw 29:00 Joking about wanting to eat the ribs 30:06 A patient request for rib removal for "flexibility" 31:20 Ribs successfully removed 32:56 Grabbing and storing the lung 34:05 Searching for the nurse to get ice 34:16-39:40 Uterus, Blood Transfusion, and Capri Sun Incident: 34:16 Request to take the uterus 35:03 Reassuring the patient about needing only one lung 35:24 Taping the patient back up 37:28 Dealing with bleeding and a blood transfusion 38:32 Realizing the blood bag is actually a Capri Sun! 39:16 Nurse "Crimson" arrives with the real blood 39:40-46:17 Kidney Acquisition and More Nurse Alias: 39:40 Starting the kidney extraction 40:21 More excitement about Nurse "Alias" 41:00 Accidentally cutting the stomach - "Oops!" 41:46 Continuing the search for the kidney 43:29 Intestine "streamlining" and microplastic discovery 46:17 Kidney successfully stored 46:17-51:52 Jawline Reveal and Anime Girl Nose: 46:17 Deciding not to wear a mask to show off the jawline 47:47 "I'm an anime girl, okay?" 48:42 Offering "Mu Mac syndrome surgery" 49:01 Storing the kidney and joking about taking both 50:37 French kidneys for the next patient 51:14 Considering taking bone marrow 51:52-56:01 Liver Extraction and Infinite Liver Glitch: 51:52 Explaining the organ auction 51:53 Discussing the "infinite liver glitch" 52:42 Discovering depleted uranium tar in the patient 53:24 Getting ready for skin grafting 56:01 Successfully storing the liver 56:01-59:15 Skin Grafting and Impromptu Haircut: 56:01 Starting skin grafting for a "nice lampshade" 57:04 "Dry" skin and applying lotion 58:00 Discovering a latex allergy - "Whoops!" 58:35 Filling the "void" with drywall and expanding foam 59:00 Discussing the "funny" spleen 59:15 Offering a quick haircut with the surgical scissors! 59:15-1:03:40 The Spine as a Musical Instrument: 59:15 Giving a low-taper fade and joking about "mincemeat" in the hair 1:00:00 Wanting the spine as a musical instrument 1:01:11 Continuing skin removal and discussing Dr. Nose's experiments 1:01:59 Almost sniffing the "Ghibli bits" - another hilarious moment! 1:02:50 Back to the skin and impromptu haircut 1:03:40-1:09:40 Heart Condition, Foundation, and Rat Comparisons: 1:03:40 Delivering the skin to Dr. Nose 1:04:38 Deciding against taking the heart due to Mountain Dew consumption 1:05:01 Covering up the "red muscles" with foundation 1:07:10 "I saw a rat that looked like you once" - ouch! 1:08:04 Preparing to extract bone marrow 1:09:40-1:15:35 Bone Marrow, Brain Extraction, and Zombie Talk: 1:09:40 Taking bone marrow for "Minecraft farming" 1:10:03 Moving on to brain extraction 1:10:37 Smoothing out the brain wrinkles 1:11:19 Jokes about having a small brain 1:12:06 Dealing with brain mold 1:13:25 Denying any zombie affiliations 1:15:35-1:19:20 Brain Mold, Prions, and Kuru: 1:15:35 "Good thing I don't have one" 1:16:16 Reassuring the patient about not touching the "BBLs" 1:16:50 Cleaning the brain with drain acid 1:17:13 Joking about sewing the mouth shut 1:18:38 Revealing the patient's origin - Dorembosy 1:19:07 Blaming brain removal for the patient's spelling errors 1:19:20-1:24:14 Taping Up, Dorembosy, and No Lawsuits: 1:19:20 Taping up the patient and discussing Dorembosy 1:20:23 "There's no suing, no unionising, no striking" 1:21:23 Waking up the patient and checking if the surgery worked 1:22:26 Reassuring the patient about their "PPL" 1:23:20 Declaring the surgery a success 1:24:05 Joking about flexibility for the patient's "hobby" 1:24:14-1:28:00 Organ Auction and Five-Star Review: 1:24:14 Storing the organs in a cooler with leftover drinks 1:25:10 Requesting a five-star review 1:25:31 Encouraging the patient to bid for their organs back 1:26:01 Rushing the organs to the auction house 1:26:41 Warning the patient not to return to the clinic 1:27:10 Inviting viewers to the "organ auction ASMR" 1:27:32 Threatening to take the other lung if there's no five-star review
I thought i finally got my dream job and now my organs have been harvested! I was still using those! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The surgery was free, which is better than most. Thanks for the stream!!!!!
Thank you so much for the Amazing and Fun Stream REM I feel Different almost like Stronger maybe even Faster I think what was Causing me to have so much Pain has Fully gone away from the Numbing Anastasia, and it has Impacted my Body Massively, And you 100% Deserve 5 Stars for my Gratitude!!!!! Have a Wonderful Goodnight Sleep and Cya Soon REMMY!!!!!😍🥰😘😊😁😅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
once again REM does something that maybe considered a felony in several countries but it's okay because she is cute and helped me shed a few pounds I think ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I was planning on going on a diet soon, but thanks to Doctor REM's free surgery, I lost almost 50 pounds overnight! I can't wait to recommend her service to all my friends! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The weight loss tip those other doctors don't want you to know about. Thanks REM for making sure I keep my weight under control and have a nice long forever sleep time
