The days of Kratos getting stronger by eating his enemies' souls is over. Now, the days of raising a child are here. Again. This ends better than the last time, though.
It's so funny she is going blind cause we are getting golden moments like: "I don't think we have a memento of our old wife........IS HE WEARING HER ASHES ON HIS SKIN??!?!?!?!??!"
10 mins into the game, emotional scene of a kid mourning his dead mother Doki: "are you stupid??? This is why she is DEAD" Oh yeah, this is going to be a GOOD let's play
Timestamps from DPS! 03:35 Ello everybody! In the middle of writing an email 04:06 Immediate Story time: more moving shenanigans 05:48 Doki surprised internet is already installed in the new apartment. Doki is scared because she's the first tenant, so who installed it? 07:34 Doki is shocked that new buildings have fiber installed by default. 11:21 Why we loopin at the start: Doki packed her controller cable and was trying to find another one 12:55 Pour one out for salt because Doki's third wheel clip yesterday got viral and possibly tens of thousand of people witnessed him getting rejected 17:02 "To the guy it was obviously flirting, but to the girl they were obviously just good friends. That's why I only asked my question while he was DC'd, so it wouldn't crush him." 19:06 The worst part was that Peter (the girl's boyfriend) was right next to her, listening to everything 21:43 Anyway, recap over, God Of War time 22:42 The only thing doki knows about GOW is boi.... wait no also the s*x QTE 24:22 "Apparently he got a son now so I guess he failed one of the quick time event" 26:24 PC acting up again, 100% CPU usage. Tech support time. 29:01 Doki leaves for a bit to pick up the PS5 controller 30:29 Controller setup. "Aim assist? F*ck yeah aim assist!" 31:46 Doki pondering whether she should choose the highest difficulty 32:33 "He's thinking about the time he failed a QTE and now he has to take care of a child." 34:06 First BOI "He said the thing!" 35:11 "I'm not a deadbeat father! That means the boy will grow up with mommy issues" 35:22 "Oh my god he's a DILF!" 39:50 Doki realizing that the mom of BOI is dead. "Oh he's gonna grow up with so many issues" 41:19 BOI gets burned by hot knife. "Fire is hot! Didn't your mom teach you that? This is why your mom is DEAD." 44:07 Doki will literally die if she has to go below 100 FPS 47:38 "Oh god it's time to smash! BOI SMASH" 48:52 "Too bad there's no therapy in Midgard! This child is gonna grow up to be a serial killer. This is what happens when you fail the QTE." 49:38 Doki turning an hack and slash to FPS with axe throwing 55:03 Doki being a great father 56:49 SC: Doki are you okay? Doki: Yeah! I'm a vtuber, none of us are okay 58:17 Doki finds out Kratos also has a daughter, questions what happened to her 59:17 Doki throws axes at people, enjoys it; She also loves that she does not need to block 1:00:24 Doki realizes that she can headshot with the axe throw, it's over 1:02:57 Doki gets called out for hitting her kid, says the kid is a figment of our imagination and doesn't actually exist 1:05:12 Doki uncomfortable with the fact that atreus teleports to krato's back like a goblin 1:05:49 Kratos can't read, he's just like Doki fr fr 1:08:56 Aimed for the butt, arrow hit the throat instead, Doki was robbed 1:10:38 The freshly killed deer is robbed. First troll boss fight (of many) 1:12:31 Axe throw only run? Doing so low damage her kid is pulling aggro. 1:13:00 Doki reflexively goes for head - it's a curse 1:13:39 Boss killed with the power of pure axe throw 1:14:27 "Oh no, the boi has issues already..." 1:16:08 "My boy has anger issues. That's how I know he's DEFINITELY mine." 1:19:13 Doki finds an enemy who can't be axed. She's terrified. Finds a new move to spam. 1:21:33 "Are those trees or parts of my dead wife? I can't tell" 1:23:20 Doki finds out Kratos is wearing his first dead wife 1:24:47 Stranger incoming. "Who doxxed him?" 1:27:06 Bossfight starts, will doki win the fight with axe throws only this time? 1:29:17 QTE time "R1 R1 R1 R1 R1" 1:30:42 Spartan rage surprises Doki "Oh I'm angry!" "I don't need therapy if I let my anger out onto other gods!" 1:32:47 Wins, but immediately loses her way 1:34:42 Phase 3 let's go 1:37:32 Fight over "Regenerate your fxxking neck bxtch" (He just might do that) 1:38:46 "Why can't I regenerate just like him? I'm greek." 1:38:56 "Oh was that the one I banged?" 1:39:41 Kratos cleans up instantly 1:41:59 Atreus "So what happened" Doki: "I won a UFC match against Conor Mcgregor" 1:42:40 Atreus: "Never leave me alone" Doki: "I'll make sure you die with me" 1:45:19 "This is why I desecrate graves." 1:48:08 "I have to feed my dead wife and child. They're hungry. Always so hungry" 1:52:25 Doki axe-throwing her way to victory in another combat encounter 1:53:42 Doki learns more about Norse myth 1:55:52 Laughing at Atreus falling through a bridge 1:59:42 Big boy fight, throwing axes again 2:02:22 "We don't have any sense of self preservation here, we just go in AAAAAAAHHHHH" Revenant fight. 2:03:51 "I love desecrating graves, let's go!" 2:07:59 "I wonder if Loki is hot in this one too. There's always a hot Loki." 2:12:02 Doki gets mad and runs into melee range... to spam axe throws. 2:14:24 Go into an ambush, time to fight actual people. Boi gets his first human kill. 2:16:04 Doki still tries to shank her child. Game won't let her 2:17:01 "The blood will go away as soon as I rub this man's ashes on your body. Don't worry, kid. They made a sequel so you're going to be killing a lot more." 2:20:07 "Ah... Manipulation... Good parenting, Kratos." 2:23:18 "I F*CKING KNEW BIRDS WEREN'T REAL" Doki knew it all along, the birds were spies from the government 2:23:39 Meets Brok. 2:26:02 Upgrading equipment 2:28:10 "Do I want to cover my body though?" Doki refuses to put a shirt on. "Free the n*pple!" 2:31:43 Bargaining with chat over equipment "What about my gains, chat? It's all about the gains!" 2:32:51 Upgrading her ranged attack "close combat? what the f*ck is that?" 2:33:13 Brok's brother went corpo and Brok stayed indie 2:35:23 "No crows. All birds are spies from the government." 2:36:18 "I think we can go through here" Walks straight into the spiky door and hurt herself. 2:37:05 Doki tries to solve a puzzle. The answer is that there was no puzzle and it was an open door. 2:37:44 Is our boi okay? He's alive, but Doki can't find him. 2:38:43 Boy suddenly spawns in cutscenes 2:39:45 Doki runs into a spiked wall again. 2:41:04 Doki, after clearing a puzzle twice, finally understands the giant glowing puzzle solution 2:42:33 Doki hits the spiked wall again. Finally figures out the puzzle solution 2:43:00 Doki's neurons snapped. 2:43:55 "I was hoping it'd be a heart so I can feel things. Just to reiterate, that is a JOKE. I can feel things." 2:44:30 The next puzzle section is a riddle, but doki didn't listen "Wait can you repeat that" 2:46:30 Doki completes a puzzle properly! She's so smart! 2:47:48 Doki doing "spy check"(attacking birds) "Doki that's a regular crow" "**They are all spies**" 2:49:01 Troll boss fight, haven't seen that one before. Doki still throwing axes 2:52:36 "Don't worry! You can live forever boy I know because they made a sequel!" 2:53:09 Boss fight over with the power of axe throwing and boi drawing aggro 2:56:46 Doki has been enjoying this game, it hasn't felt like three hours 2:58:29 Doki finally realizes spartan rage is a thing that exists and she's never used it 2:59:06 "I know you're spying on me, Crowki! Where are you!?" 3:01:01 Doki hunting crow, turns out it was really well hidden 3:06:10 Doki will never be fully proud of the boi. Press X to Shau--Atreus 3:08:01 Meets the Witch of the Woods 3:09:35 "Last of his kind? THERE'S MORE PIGS RIGHT THERE. HE JUST HAS YELLOW PAINT" 3:10:32 Big tortle house 3:11:37 Immediately flirts with the Witch. "Are you and Peter still together?" 3:14:09 Doki refuses to believe the pig is actually magical. 3:16:06 "Clearly I miss your mom more than you." 3:18:14 BOI tries to hit on the witch. "He shot his shot." 3:18:16 Map finally received after 3 hours 3:24:02 "I like this game. I like the story and the battle." 3:24:10 Enters the Lake of Nine, talks about Baldur and mistakes Norse Myth for MCU 3:26:09 "Read boy, this is your only job." Meets Jormungandr 3:27:00 Doki sacrifices her axe. "Uh... Now what will I use?" 3:28:13 Doki meets Jörmungandr, the world serpent. "Mom said he's friendly!" 3:29:46 the snek is eepy. 3:30:26 Doki got slapped so hard she died 3:32:16 Meets Brok again! He's tiny now (always was). Fast travel unlocked. 3:39:32 Doki spends several minutes attempting to kill a crow. She fails. 3:45:04 Treasure map get! Struggling with UI 3:46:44 Doki still can't kill the crow. "God damn flying rat!" 3:47:55 Doki FINALLY kills the crow 3:49:33 "F^ck that crow. Don't f^ck the crow, but f^ck that crow." 3:50:52 "You missed almost as many shots as that guy you played apex with." "BOI how could you miss so many shots?" 3:51:30 Realizing there was a much better place to kill the crow from 3:52:29 "Oh my god! You can't read anything! What did your mother taught you?" 3:56:58 Meets Sindri. The corpo brother! 3:58:14 Sindri simped for Kratos' dead wife. "Yeah, I f*cked her." 4:02:32 Calling it here, continuation next week 4:02:52 Switching to chatting screen 4:03:11 Big stretch (tskr) 4:04:13 AniRevo starting tomorrow! 4:04:54 As always remember to stay hydrated posture check get up n move around to get that blood flowing and if u stayed up for me head to bed cause u deserve it byebye guys mmmmbyeeeeee
Because Atreus does most of the work in boss fights while Doki runs around like a headless chicken, you would think that upgrading Atreus so he can deal more damage would be the most sensical option. But this is Doki after all
There are three kinds of people Those who's genuinely on board and curious how Doki will pull off the Throw Axe only strat Those who's not exactly fine with it but willing to tolerate it And those who straight up hate it lol
I'm surely the first kind, at first I found it weird for as she kept on the Throw Axe only strat, but hey atleast we get to watch her enjoy the way she wants to play it. Sure, it might be infuriating to watch for some to watch but it's not like she's not going out of her way in playing it "wrong" as some people were saying.
Oh sweet Dad of BOI. I have no clue about anything from the new games so this was a treat to watch! can't wait for the next part and thanks for the stream Doki! hope you can get a good rest
Only touched God of War on my PSP, so am as new as Doki is to the series. Still seems very fun! Doki not having gun is VERY noticeable LOL Thanks for the stream, Doki! Looking forward to part 2! Have a great night, Dragoons. Take care!
Remember waaay back when Holo EN was talking about who'd be good babysitters, then it branched out to vtubers as a whole for awhile with teir rankings? Doki is the vtuber who is excited because get to go to Toys R Us without getting judged, Costco using the kid f or extra free samples... then forgetting where they played hide and seek then gas lighting you into thinking your the one that lost your kid at Costco and she was never babysat in the first place... then asking for the money shes owed :D Also relax Americans, Gamestop, Walmart and Target outshine Toys R Us these days. Better prices, shelves are actually stocked, good exclusives all without the random 20-50% price hike on items.
As someone who hasn't played God of War, I find it weird that there's only one move in the game. Surely the devs would have added at least a second move. But alas, Doki must treat the axe like a gun.
Okay how is she having trouble with a 4090? What cpu does she have? Should be able to run at least full hd normal settings 120fps. Higher res should be capped by gpu anyway.
14:03 One of the clips of our boy Salt getting rejected has hit 1 million views?? Does anyone know where the clip is or did Doki misspeak?? Thanks in advance, and for the sake of our boy Salt I hope she misspoke, the biggest clip of it I could find only has about 70k views😅
just saying, you keep on axe throwing, ur gonna get punished sooner or later. when it comes down to later bosses, ur gonna need to learn to utilize ur melee attacks more often and get close and personal with ur enemies. trust me, you have no idea how much it helps to learn ur movesets.
I love you Doki, but this is literally the wrong game for you to, first start the franchise and second to play, this game have very emotional moments, that will just fly over you head, so yeah I will skip these videos, sorry.
I really not like some streamer playing action game without doing combo. Especially action game like DMC or GOTW. They only keep smashing the same button and totally ignore the game mechanics. When almost 60~80% game content is about combat and the game try to give you more move during the game progress to let you add to the combo, it is very boring to see the streamer playing it without trying different new combo / strategy in the combat. Why bother playing it?
