【original】ころねの最凶天災☆わんだふぉー❤わーるど【戌神ころね/ホロライブ】 

KORONE'S FIRST ORIGINAL SONG !! RISU LOVE IT SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KORONE SENPAI DAISUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I've always wondered what a Korone original song would sound like. I was not disappointed. This is perfection.

I've never seen a more perfectly original song to really encompass what the streams are like

これから、ころねすきーになる人向けのころさんの取扱説明書みたいな歌

“Hey guys are you ready? YUBI, YUBI, XPOTATO” *One of the best lyrics ever.*

推しってだけでこんな恐怖を集めたみたいな歌が神に聞こえるのはもう手遅れなのだろうか(こんなこと言ってるけど後半の感謝にやられた) みんな推し事頑張ってこ！

Doc : You have 2 minutes left to live. Me : But Korone dropped an original song and it's almost 4 minutes long... Grim Reaper : *I allow it.*

I love that koro's first original song is her constantly threatening to kill us

Korone: "over sea viewers think I'm violent" *Korone a week prior* I love my violent Dog

他のライバーが色々なオリ曲出してる中でころさんだけリスナーのゆび本気でちぎろうとしてんの何回みても面白い

ころさんがオリソン出すとして “ゆびゆび” を入れて良い曲出来るんかな？って思ってたけど良い曲超えて神曲でした 〈追記〉 100万回再生おめでとうございます

Before English lyrics: "Aww this is such a cute song! Thanks Korone" After English lyrics: "O-oh... ya be"

My favorite doggo finally has an original song! And it's as great as I'd hoped it would be.

This isn't "just" original song This is a documentary of our journey with Korone

When she said "Hey guys, yubi yubi, XPOTATO" We feel that

可愛いの波動の中に隠し切れないド級の殺意を感じる

The memes, the retro-esque beat, the energy, the Yandereness, the subtle hunts of ruthless brutality, the Koronenglish, perfectly encapsulates Korone

I appreciate that Korone put all the Fan memes into her first original song. Proof that Korone care for her fan. Glad to be a Koronesuki Happy 2nd Anniversary Korone-san

2:57でおかゆんが混ざってるのすき

They really let her have a song about cutting off our fingers if we watch the other girls. God I love this company

歌詞のほとんどがころさんの配信内出来たネタから出来てるのがすごい泣けるんよ ころさんの今までが詰まった曲なんだなぁ

0:55 ここって「ちぎれ」と「契れ」がかかってるぽくて好き

Korone really just made the cutest yandere song to ever exist

ホロ歌の中ではトップクラスの中毒性

Korone: is japanese Language: is literally japanese Auto-Generated Subtitle: _idk man seems vietnamese to me_

This song is condensing 2 years worth of memes and inside jokes into a 4 minute long package of yandere cuteness. I absolutely love it.

推しのオリ曲がようやく聞ける。これで昇天しない奴、おる？

癒されようとイヤホンで爆音で聞いたらなにも聞こえなくなりました癒やされた証拠か

歌詞の展開が「殴った後に優しくしてくるDV男」みたいで離れられなくなっちゃう・・・ 完全にころさんに身も心も支配されてるって、僕たちはたぶん幸せなんだよね？

1:55 睡魔と書いてラスボスと読ませるところ好き

なんかうまるのOPの波動を感じる...って 思ったらガチでうまるのOP作ってる人だった！！！！！！！！！！ とんでもねぇな！！！！！？？？？

いつも配信楽しませてもらってます。この曲を聴いてメンバーに入ることを決めました。こんなにころさんが詰まってる曲、リスナーの指が詰められてる曲は他にないです

Korone: **sings in Japanese** RU-vid captions: I get it, it's *Vietnamese*

曲の効果音とかころさんっぽくて好き 聴けば聴くほど好きになるヤツだこれ

MVも歌詞も歌声もなにもかも最強に可愛いんだがぁ！！！！！！！！！

めっっっっっっちゃ好き 歌い方、歌詞、曲調 噛み合いすぎてて最高 聞くと超元気が出る

This song is Korone through and through. Everything from Yubi Yubi, to her being 156 meters tall, to XPotato, I'm in heaven. Well done Korone, I'm die. Thank you forever.

「ゆびゆびYUMMY！」説に1票

ころさんらしさがギュッと詰まった最高の一曲だ

最近は勉強が忙しくて昔ほど配信は見れないけど、この曲はころさんとの本当に大切な思い出の塊のようなもので、たまにこうして聴いたりしてます。 大学受験が終わって時間に余裕を持てるようになるまで楽しみにしてるね、ころさん！

They couldn't have accurately portrayed Korone more than this, it's amazing! It captures how adorable she is while also showing how scary she can be sometimes.

I love how Korone’s accent is so unique that RU-vid auto-generated the subtitles in Vietnamese instead.

ハイで楽しい曲調やbit音に、いつもの楽しい時間や大切な想い出がよみがえる歌詞、リスナーも出る素敵な先生方の合作MV 全部にころさんの愛情と魅力がぎゅぎゅぎゅっとつまった素敵な曲をありがとう！ 永久リピ確定からのハッピーエンドだよ♬

This song really captures Korone's streams in a nutshell: Chaotic, Cute and Painful (because we keep losing our fingers and getting punched) but it's a very enjoyable time and it's worth it just to see Korone enjoy herself while playing and interacting with us

POV: You have just been blessed by this doggo and now she's gonna take your Yubi Yubi.

This song is full of references lol. It basically sums up Korone and her antics.

歌詞も曲調もMVも全てにおいてころねんらしさを全面に出してくるのすーきー！ 聞いてるとめっちゃ元気出てくる！！！

ぷにぷにの背景BGMでずっと流れてて可愛い音楽だなぁって思ってはじめて曲聞いたけど歌詞が想像を絶するほど狂乱でビビり散らかしたわ

昼休みにこれ聞こえて来て、もう放送で流すやつおるん？って思ったら担任の着信音だった。

Everyone: "Finally Korone has an original song!" Me: *looks at my thousand views of KoroFunk* "I've lived a lie...?"

タイトルから「最強天才」じゃ無くて「最恐天災」なのがころさんらしくていい… 歌詞もころさんの語録が散りばめられてて最高！

声が可愛くて発想が自由で頭の回転早くて体力もある･････素敵だなぁ

戌神ころねあるある 1 可 愛 い 2 全部可愛い 3 ころさんの曲神 一言で言うと... 戌神ころねは天才犬

A joke she told about to start a stream back in her debut 2 years later turned into an actual Original song. The power of Hololive

ころさんのオリ曲として完璧すぎる…何もかも完成度高すぎない？

自己紹介的な曲は数あれど､これだけ本人のことを理解出来る曲はないよねw ほんと定期的に聴きにきてしまうw

I’m just happy she kept it under 12 hours. We love you, Korone!!

いやマジ・・・ころさんのオリ曲ほんと待ってた そしてこの最高さ 可愛さと嬉しさで泣けてきた

歌詞に｢爪剥がす｣って入ってる歌初めて聴いたわwオリ曲おめでとう！

ころさんのオリ曲待ってたからほんとに泣きそうなぐらい嬉しい

"Hey guys are you ready" gets me everytime. It's literally just so cute

It's like a history of Korone memes condensed into a a cute fun song it's amazing

ころねさんの配信見てみたら愛すぎて呼吸忘れて救急車乗りました！ あと「パぁ⤵︎ ︎リナイ！」が可愛い！

この曲好きすぎ一日一回聞いてる

This sounds exactly what Korone streams feel like in a song. Its gorgeous. You can tell she really loves her streams and it shows. This song is just another reminder how amazing Korone is. Shes one of a kind.

Song title: Korone no saikyou tensai wonderful world English title: Korone's Greatest Disaster Wonderful World TL note: saikyou tensai can be read as greatest disaster, or strongest genius, depending on the kanji. The song lyrics are peppered with lots of in-references like "Hey guys", "X-Potato". The song is also 圧 ("yandere pressure") in pure, condensed form.

I hope this is gonna be Korone's original song, or an OkaKoro cover if not, i'll take whatever Korone will give

ころねの声といい歌詞の中毒性が いい感じに噛み合っててずっと聴いてられる

Not saying that the other members don't appreciate the viewers, because they do, but damn korone really takes the koronesukis in great consideration. Even the memes and everything. Guess caring for the audience is fitting for the best doggo

" I'm die. Thank you forever." The only words that come to my mind.

ころさんの全てが詰まった神曲

最凶から、最後に最強になるのすごい好き

いいリズムだ...思ったより物騒な内容で草

なんかオリ曲の中でもトップクラスに詰め込まれてるなーwこの曲＝ころさんくらいの感じwころさんの全部が入ってる気がする

何度も聴くと神曲になっていくスルメ曲

ぷにぷにから来ました この曲よく考えたら怖いけど中毒性すごいな また神曲に出会ってしまった...

Maybe it's just me but that "XPOTATO" made me smile

Me: It's a cute song even though I don't understand Japanese. Korone: "Hey Guys!!" Me: I AM HERE!!!

piki piki piman finally made his debut in an original song

個性的な歌声、歌詞、MV 好きw

歌ってもころさん感あって安心する

Song: Happy and cheerful beat FANS: Cutting their fingers for the Doggo

歌詞ひとつも覚えてないけどバックのbgm完璧に脳内再生できるくらいには覚えてた

最近知ったけどもう 大好きだな

神曲でありながらなんというサイコ…!! ワンダフル～っ!!!とかいうテンションでサイコ…凄い！！

すごい明るい曲なのに、なぜこんなに怖いんだww

可愛いとツヨイを兼ね備えた最強な曲だねぇ

マジでこの曲大好き

この曲を聴けば効率的に圧が摂取できます。

Literally at the time I got depression, Korone comes in and saves me from this cruel world. Thank you Korone, have my Yubis Edit: damn, thanks for the 300 likes guys!

英訳/English Translation (Enable CC Captions on PC!): (revision thanks: wordsmiths, Rast, Accel, holokuso117, Bogus) (one asterisk used to get past the spam filter) ------------------------ Oayo! Koronesuki! Yubi yubi! Gimme your fingers!! "Hey, why do you know so much about them? Ah, you stop by their streams that much, huh... It's fine, okay? I definitely don't care, okay? ..... St*pid!!" Streaming in the back of the bakery while baking, behind their backs Time for your well-earned lesson in loyalty. Hey, you'll keep watching me forever, right? Restriction, jealousy burning to a crisp Coercion, tearing off nails to give me fingers Subjugation, a cheating listener Did you think I wouldn't find out? Reaching across the screen to the tip of your pinky finger If you break our pinky promise, Off it goes! Off it goes! Off it goes! It's starting soon! Tardiness is strictly prohibited! So! Is everyone ready? (Hey Guys! Are you ready!?) Yubi yubi~! (It's Showtime!!!!) It's miraculous! It's exciting! The wonderful Sinister Disaster Party Night! You'll lose your breath overthinking it (Suffocation) Hey, take a deep breath! (Mm-Ah-Mm-Ah) My promise with everyone Pressure X Full Power Love = Happy Time I shout out loud to the universe I'll squeeze tighter and tighter, onto your heart, okay? (Physically) Doze off and get a Pikipiki Pepper Knock it off! I won't let you! I'm a 156m tall (※Actually 156cm) Cavalier King Charles Spaniel My smile and stamina are my pride! You can fall for me, okay? No matter how long my streams get I keep on going until the end Your sleepiness is the final boss, and I'll Take it down! Take it down! Take it down! Now a toast with our knee-cups! We'll drink from them, and- Look! We're all friends already! It's dangerous! It's bizarre! Crazy Korone's Sudden Pop-up Festival See those enemies blocking the way, Now! Knock them down! I'll share the spoils with you all! Playfulness X Roaring Laughter = Happy Live I'm not going to end this anytime soon! I've been thinking about this for so long Are you okay? Don't overdo it, alright? Thanks for always being here "I reeeeeeeally appreciate it, But you better not go off to some girl's place!" Let's make today a good day! (Hey Guys!! Are you ready!?) As you wish! (X Potato!!!!) Now then! Welcome, come one come all! To the wonderful Bizarre Wonderland! As long as you're here, we can have fun together!! It's insane! It's fantastic! The wonderful Full House Sold Out Carnival! Don't leave Hosoinu behind! Now, let's go berserk! It's miraculous! It's exciting! The Strongest Smartest Party Night! The wildest in the whole universe No, I really, really, won't let your heart go, okay? (Reality) Cheating gets you a Shibakiage Punch! Knock it off! I won't have it! And then a happy ending! --------------------- oayo~! koronesukii yubi yubi~! yubi choudai!! neenee, nande sonna ni hoka no ko no koto kuwashii no? aa sokka, yoso no haishin nimo irihitattendane, minna iindayo? koone wa zenzen ki ni nanka shitenai kara ne? ..... bagaa!! panyasan no sumikko haishin channel no kakemochi haishin gohoubi no atsu kake kaishin nee zutto miteite ne? omochi yaite kogekoge sokubaku tsume hagashite yubi yubi kyouhaku uwaki shita listener toubatsu barenai to omotteru desho? koyubi no sono saki e monitor koshitsunagaru akai ito yubigoto chigire! chigire! chigire! sorosoro hajimaru yo chikoku wa genkin! saa! minna junbi wa okay? (Hey Guys! Are you ready!?) yubi yubi~! (It's Showtime!!!!) kisekiteki☆ shigekiteki☆ wonderful saikyou tensai ♥ party night! kuuki yondara chissoku hora shinkokyuu minna to no oyakusoku atsuryoku X aijou tenkai = happy ♥ time uchuu kibou no daizekkyou mou gyutto gyuotto ♥heart♥ tsukanjau yo? neochi wa pikipiki piiman zettai yada! yurusanai! 156 meter no shinchou Cavalier King Charles Spaniel egao to tairyoku wa jiman desu! suki ni natte iindayo? choujikan no haishin clear mezashi maishin☆ minna no rasu bosu o taose! taose! taose! hiza no sara de kanpai! kumikawashitara hora! minna mou otomodachi♪ kyoukiteki ryoukiteki bukkorone's shinsei bakutan ♥ festival tachifusagaru teki kyara saa! nagitaose! minna nimo osusowake tawamure X bakushou tenkai = happy ♥ live mada owarasenai zettai! mou zutto zutto omotteru kara daijoubu? muri shinaide ne? itsumo tsukiatte kurete arigato suggggoku kansha shiterun dakedo, hoka no onna no tokoro ni iku no wa yurusanai kanne! kyou mo minna yoroshiku ne! (Hey Guys!! Are you ready!?) gyoi gyoi (X Potato!!!) saa! youkoso☆ oidemase ☆ wonderful kisoutengai ♥ wonderland minna to nara issho ni tanoshimeru yo!! kyoukiteki☆ chou suteki☆ wonderful maninonrei ♥ carnival hosoinu mo wasurenaide iza ooabare! kisekiteki shigekiteki wonderful saikyou tensai ♥ party night! uchuu ichi no dainekkyou mou zutto zutto ♥heart♥ hanasanai yo? uwaki wa shibakiage punching! zettai yada! yurusanai! kara no happy ♥ end

1:22ここにおかゆちゃんが入ってんのやっぱりおかころは正義だなぁって………

レトロゲーチックな入りからの歌詞の圧…素晴らしさに脱爪 これはヘビロテ不可避

"Hey guys are you ready" Always have been

作詞作曲がうまるちゃんのOPのかくしん 的☆めたまるふぉ～ぜ！の人だって知ってた？ 神×神やん

再生した途端ファミコンのディスクシステムを起動したのかと思った たくさんのレトロゲーやってくれる貴重なころさんにもっとも相応しい音である レトロゲー収集36年の私はいつまでもころさんの活躍を願っております

1:43 これがまさかころさんの犬種だとは思わなかった………

今日、カラオケで歌ってきました。 カラオケでもＭＶの映像そのまま流れるのが嬉しかったです。

ゲームのコラボからきたけどすげぇ面白い曲(？) やべぇ頭からこの曲が離れなくなった

最推しのオリ曲って神やな…（永遠に推してます）