i've done this song before, it wasn't good at all back then but hey, that just means this is a definite improvement amirite!
i dont have any hot takes to provide, really, so im just gonna tell an unrelated story. one of my best friends is called conor, and we're the kind of friends who take the piss out of each other a lot. he used to leave fake mean comments on my videos and then i'd respond with insults and we had these fake fights as a joke. when uploading this video, i went to my old project ma video to copy over the tags and stuff, and i saw an old thread in the comments:
conor: More like project NAH
me: i wish you were never born
conor: if you were a snail, I'd stand on you.
that's the kind of arguing im talking about. idk, we both thought it was pretty funny. BUT today i saw at the end of that thread a new comment from a few months ago, where someone thought it was a genuine fight and was advising me not to give this troll the satisfaction!
so that was kinda funny, but also it made me realise: that joke was all well and good when i had no viewers, but i'm working up a small audience here so i feel like it would be irresponsible not to mention this: if you see me in a comments section throwing exaggerated insults back and forth with someone named conor, it's not serious. just best friend patter.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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LYRICS (free to use if you credit me):
EVE’S PROJECT
This is the story of the beginning
Am I to tell you everything that I know?
My name is Eve Zvezda
The greatest witch this country has to show
I’m proud to call myself the lover of Adam
A man of science, respected through the land
Holding me close, he said, "Eve, you are to
Mother the twin Gods, just follow the plan
You are Mem Aleph."
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It’s prophesised that darkest Sin will soon bring ruin to our mighty land
This knowledge burdens minds with misery and mortal fear
But there's hope, for we are blessed with one last chance to evade destiny
If the godly twins are born, we may be in the clear
The project gets the go-ahead and thus begins the search for the mother-
The only candidates of course are those with strong magic power-
Then when she's Mem Aleph, the nation will rejoice and crown her Queen
As payment for her service in our darkest hour!
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"I don't have a clue why they chose me; I can't see myself as royalty!"
But Adam heard that, shook his head and hugged me ever so tight
"Eve, don't fret, for when we're done, you and I can become a family-
We'll marry in Held's forest under stars so bright!"
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Seeds of divinity planted within
A cradle for things yet to be
May I be sufficient for these special twins
May they be happy with me...
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ADAM’S PROJECT
This is the story of the beginning
Am I to tell you everything that I know?
My name is Adam Moonlit
The best scientist this country has to show
I hate to be the bearer of such bad news
But I can’t lie; the project was no success
Unbreathing, oddly still, the children were born dead
But I also mourn my dreams, I must confess-
Time to reassess...
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For me, the project represents a chance sent down from heaven high above
MA will act as proxy so that I can rule this land
My mother's forced to be the puppet for Seth Twiright and his senators
But now I'll make sure they'll be punished by my hand
The project gets the go-ahead and thus I meet the favoured candidate
Her beauty captivates me, and I fall for her head over heels
I only used the drugs to make sure that she stayed under control
But still I spiked her drink and from then on our fate was sealed!
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Dearest Eve, forgive me, please, if you can find such mercy in your heart
My errors killed your mind and likely caused the stillbirth too
With the project's failure I had thought my feelings would just fade away-
And then I realised that I really love you.
Come on, Eve, let's run away, I'll marry you tonight
In our special Forest of Held under stars so bright!
"I really really love you"
"I really really love you"
The moon and stars take flight
And if you look up above you tonight
There's a blank sky left behind!
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SETH'S PROJECT
This is the story of the beginning
Am I to tell you everything that I know?
My name is Seth Twiright
The best scientist this country has to show
“Cain” and “Abel” failed to fill their purpose
“Adam” and “Eve” are nowhere to be found
But I won't lose sight of my goal
Somewhere, the true Mem Aleph must be around
Thus begins the search
4 авг 2024
