*UPDATE 4/8/24: MY FIRST SYNTHV ORIGINAL SONG IS OUT NOW PLEASE LISTEN TO IT THANK U I LOVE YOU :)* *UPDATE 8/30/23: BIGGERING IS OUT NOW LOOK AT MY CHANNEL* *== "Why The Fuck Does This Video Have **-50k-** 100k+ Views (Holy Fucking Shit WHY)" Special FAQ Episode ==* Firstly, thank you all for the support. Including all of the hate comments, especially all of the "this video is cringe and cursed and it killed my whole family" comments. You're all incredibly funny. Anyway, since this video is blowing up wildly out of control, to celebrate -50k- *100k+* views I wanted to answer some questions. *Q: How did you make this?* A: Okay so, here's how the process went: I figured out the song's BPM (it's 98, for anyone curious) and mapped out a MIDI file for the first quarter of it in FL Studio, got bored of doing that, ported the very unfinished MIDI into Synth V, and then proceeded from there. Everything after the part where Teto sings "and this is how it goes" was then mapped out in the SV editor by hand, including the harmonies. That's why sometimes the timing is off and the harmonies sound half assed at points. Four days later, I finished the song and mixed it in FL Studio. I drew this cursed cover art in FireAlpaca and then edited this video in Davinci Resolve 18, which is solidly one of the worst video editing softwares I've ever had the displeasure of using in my whole entire life. *Q: Okay, but WHY did you make this?* A: Well, Teto's SV voicebank dropped a while back, and once I got my hands on it, I thought, "Teto started out as a Joke Character, so why not make a silly low-effort shitpost about her becoming a capitalist to celebrate the occasion." Like a fool, an absolute buffoon, I underestimated my own dedication to the bit and this rapidly became a very high effort shitpost. I also decided to do harmonies for some insane reason, and I needed somebody to do the "shake that bottom line" part since it's not present in the instrumental I used. So the backup singers ended up being Solaria, Kevin, and Asterian singing alongside her. I know they're not real people, or even characters in the traditional sense, but I like to think that Solaria is there because she loves to watch the world burn, Asterian is there just for the sake of being able to sing a villain song, and Kevin would rather be anywhere else. *Q: Will you make other Vocaloid / Synthesizer V covers?* I actually have been doing that. I will now take the time to kindly and humbly request that you at least watch one of my other videos after reading this part of the FAQ, because the idea of being known solely as The Guy Who Made Teto Sing That One Fucking Onceler Song fills me with mild existential dread. *Q: This sounds like garbage. You should be ashamed.* A: Yeah. I am. *Q: This sounds amazing. You should be proud.* A: Yeah. I am. *Q: Will you make Teto / any other vocal synth sing other songs (other than Biggering) from The Lorax 2012 movie?* A: Why would you want this. *Q: Will you make an alternate version using [insert Vocaloid here]?* A: No. Please. Spare me. *Q: Will you release the SVP for this?* A: No, sorry. It's kind of a huge mess. *Q: Will you make Teto sing Biggering?* A: IT HAS BEEN DONE.
Your honor she was just being a little silly!! Okay but for real this is actually really good! ESPECIALLY the shift in tone towards the end! Hope you have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you!
I mean, the onceler IS DR. SEUSS' Strawman to represent environmental destruction, and Teto is..well..a VOCALOID, a SINGING machine! And machines are somtimes said to HELP the evil of mankind to DESTROY mother Nature! (It makes sense in a way)!
I feel Ike she usually sings different types of songs like higher note songs so she sounds majestic when she says “ how bad can I be? “ the whole song-
This sound a lot better than i initially thought, she killed it ✨✨🌟🌟 This just makes me want a cover for the song biggering(song that got scrapped for this one to replace it in the movie)
I love how smooth it is when she goes from “how bad can I possibly be? Let’s see.” I think it’s just so smooth and I love it so much. TETO SUPREMACY 🛐🛐
МНЕ ЭТОТ КАВЕР ТАК НРАВИТСЯ, ОСОБЕННО ЧАСТЬ ГДЕ ВСЁ СТАЛО КРАСНЫМ, Я ЕМУ ПОКЛОНЯЮСЬ/ I LOVE THIS COVER SO MUCH, ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE EVERYTHING TURNED RED
Maybe it’s just me but I actually like this way better than the original! Mainly because the more gentle and sweet vocal melody fits better with the smug lyrics and poppy instrumentals! And plus it makes the final verse all the more impactful! You did a wonderful job! ^v^