Tried translating it. Hope it helps! :D Jay: Alright? Just give me any question.. MC: Ok. Let's do it this way. Let me test Jay on his impromptu improvisation skills. Jay: (Keyboard) teacher, help me take (the mic). OK. MC: I'll make up the story, and you'll fit in the BGM. Jay: Give me a close-up to show that I'm really the one playing. Ok. Let's start. MC: Ok. Let me think for half an hour first. Jay: (Angry explosion) Do it faster. MC: Alright. Let's start. ~Music starts~ MC: There's a pair of brothers (Jay: Brothers..) walking on the street. ~Old style gangster music~ MC: Not that type of brothers, those are the gangsters OK? There are... the Mario brothers! ~Super Mario Main Theme Overworld~ (Jay's bubble: I know the Mario brothers..) MC: Wow. Good. The Mario brothers fell in love with a girl at the same time. The older brother is very rich. Jay: What? MC: The older brother is very rich. Jay: Rich? Eat coin! ~Coin FX~ MC: Good. Not bad. Then the younger brother should be greedy too. What does the younger brother like to eat? Oh, let it be the 1UP mushroom. ~1UP mushroom FX~ MC: Wow, he ate a lot. Guest: Really greedy! MC: Ok, good. But, there's something that the girl dislike about both the brothers. The older brother likes to stay at home too much, just like Du-Ge (one of the guests). ~Jay's song "Yang Guang Zhai Nan" (陽光宅男, Sunshine Boy)~ MC: And the younger brother likes to stay underground working. ~Underground Theme~ MC: Good-for-nothing. Female guest: You are so pro. MC: Eat coin! Eat coin! Eat coin! ~Coin FX~ MC: 1UP mushroom! 1UP mushroom! ~1UP mushroom FX~ MC: Underground! Underground! ~Underground Theme~ MC: Coin! Coin! Coin! ~Coin FX~ MC: Underground-mushroom! Underground-mushroom! Jay: (Angry) What underground-mushroom??!! MC: Wait a minute. Underground! Guest: You should play what he (MC) said. Jay: OK. He said underground-mushroom. You (MC) said underground-mushroom. (Keyboard) teacher, he wants underground-mushroom. Jay's bubble: I'll play the mixed version then. ~Underground + 1UP mushroom mix~ Guests: Wow! MC: There's even underground-mushroom! The older brother makes the first step to woo the girl. He chose a fine day and went out to get pretty flowers for the girl. ~Super Mario Bros 3 Overworld Theme 2~ MC: But the girl got very angry when she received the flowers. Jay: Angry. ~Angry FX~ MC: Because she received chrysanthemums. (Note: In the chinese tradition, you don't give chrysanthemums to living people. It's considered to be very rude as people usually offer it to dead people.) ~Jay's song "Ju Hua Tai" (菊花台, Chrysanthemum Flower Bed)~ MC: I knew you were good at this. And, the younger brother was giggling at one side, so he decided to... Jay: How do you do giggling?! Keyboard Teacher secretly pressed the laughing FX button. Jay: Teacher helped. Sweet. MC: You have an assistant. Jay: Continue, continue. MC: Then, the younger brother decided to take his actions too, and took the girl swimming. ~Underwater Theme~ MC: Swimming & swimming, swimming & swimming... Jay: When are you going to swim until? MC: Wait a while! I need to think. OK. They bumped into a white shark out of a sudden. Jay: A shark. ~Jaws Theme~ MC: It's coming nearer and nearer, nearer and nearer. And time is nearly up. What now? Jay: Wait, wait. Time's up. ~Time Warning Music~ MC: We should have that something now. Eat the 1UP mushroom! ~1UP mushroom FX~ MC: No! It should be the super star. Jay: Why are you eating the 1UP mushroom now?! MC: Super star! Jay: Super star. ~Starman Theme~ MC: And then, the younger brother happily ran for a home-run. Jay: What home-run?! There must have some logic, you are messing up the story. Quick, I'll give you another chance! MC: Alright.. Then he successfully swam up the shores together with the girl. But, looking over his shoulder, he realized that the girl is left with only one arm?! ~Japanese movie "One Missed Call" Theme~ MC: Scary. It's haunted. Jay: What kind of a story is that? Mario brothers met a ghost?! ~Super Mario Main Theme Overworld x "One Missed Call" Theme mix~ MC: But they woke up to realize that it was just a dream. Jay: Dreaming. ~Flagpole Fanfare~
