しばさぶろうの本音は聞いたことがない。古い呼称を躊躇せずに引用するが、北里研究所を創設し、旧陸軍の兵隊を25万人ベリベリ病に罹患させたらしい。その内3万人の兵隊を葬った。これほどの戦果があるだろうか？俺はしばさぶろうの功績に感銘を受けている。誰かにそっくりだ。それが戦後の令和6年に新設された新札の顔なのである。俺は東大卒だから、北里なんて、イグノーベル賞なんてって、面白い分には大笑いしていたけど、正直しばさぶろうをバカにしていたと思う。この肖像画ならちゃんと薬を服用していたに違いないでぶっちょだ。或いは単に太っていた時期の肖像画を新千円札に採用しただけかもしれない（んなワケあるかいっ！）。柴三郎よ、ありがとう。俺は感動した。 令和6年（西暦2024年）7月18日木曜日0735JST。デニーズにて。 I have never heard Shibasaburo's true intentions. I will not hesitate to use the old name this time, but he founded the Kitasato Institute and apparently infected 250,000 soldiers of the former army with Beri-Beri disease. Of those, 30,000 soldiers died. There has never been such a great result! I am impressed by Shibasaburo's achievements. He looks just like someone. That person is the face of the new banknote, which was introduced in the 6th year of Reiwa after the war. I'm a graduate of Tokyo University, so I laughed out loud at the funny stuff about Kitasato and the Ig Nobel Prize, but I honestly think I was making fun of Shibasaburo. The portrait on this new banknote must have been obese and on medication. Or it could simply be that they chose to use a portrait of him from when he was fat (how could that be!) on the new 1,000 yen bill. Thank you, Shibasaburo. I appreciate your achievement that you killed 30 thousand soldiers and injured 250 thousand soldiers in the old army. Thursday, July 18, 2024, 0735 JST. At Denny's. At Denny's. Thank you for the breakfast that was worthy of a first-class hotel. I feel like I've gone from being a monkey back into a human. To return to being a human, I need human-like time and places. 2024JULY18th Saturday 0735JST Japan Tokyo-to Machida Kanto-district.
