怕有人聽了二十年也不懂宋紹卿用英文說了什麼,整理於下 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Howard International House to enjoy the performance of Comedians workshop, The last one of Ming Dynasty. May we remind you that please turn off your cell phone, pager and alarm watch. At the meantime, please do not smoking, eating, drinking , nor speaking aloud in the theater. Thank you for your cooperation. 各位女士先生,歡迎蒞臨福華文教會館觀賞相聲瓦舍的演出〈東廠僅一位〉 在表演開始前,容我們提醒您,請關閉您的手機、呼叫器和手錶鬧鐘等會發出聲音的電子設備 在表演進行的同時,也請不要在劇場內抽菸、飲食、大聲喧嘩 非常感謝您的配合