As Shrek choked, he was preparing himself for the death that was coming around the corner, while everyone else at the fancy dinner table, seemed to ignore him. While he managed to get the spoon out of his throat, he managed to get it back in again. Death had left Shrek for now, but had came back to take him from this world.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RU-vidr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear matt
Shrersh: *eating normally* Fona: *descends into the first dimension because of Shresh not using proper manners* Shrersh: Yeah? Oh, sorry *starts choking on purpose*
Fiona: Shrek owns his own land, don’t you honey? Shrek: A̶̛̛͆̅͊̀̿̀̈̆̍̒͌̍̍̌͋̉̆͛͂̏͋͊̓̐̑́̀̐̋͑̕̕͠͝͝ͅŲ̴̧̣͙̫͙͇̘̗̬̙̮̲̼̻̯̻̪̭̩͇̩̯͐͗̓͂̾̓̉͛͐͆̈́̈́̿̇̍̎͊̄̓̈́̈́͒͋̀͘͘̚̚͘͠͝͠͝͠Ü̸̡̨̘͎̮̫̙̟̗̞̩̜̠͇G̷̫̱̳̺̣̲͚͔̱͇̹͔̖͈̠̹̃̐̆̄͋͂̏̈́́̎͛̊͊̑̈́͂̐̃̍͑̋͂́̌͆́̈̉̕̚̚̚͜͝͝͠͝G̴̨̡̢͉͚͓̩̲̮̜̤̥͈̟͖̝̳̯͈̞̞̻̞̠̘̠̱͚̻̮͈̗̼͑̽́̿̚͜͜ͅḨ̴͈͉͚̤̫̩͚͓̺̭̜̘̮̹̪̐̀̈́̊̑̓͌̈́̋̈́̇͗̒̚͜͝ͅH̴̛̬̮̯͖̲̖͗̑̎̈̅̓́͑͒̅̌̔̅̔̍͝͠ͅͅͅH̶̛̛̛̬͚̭̋͐̄͐̃͛͊̇̉͒͒̀̀͌́͛̿̀̓̋̽͌̌́̓͘̕͝͠͝͝
Sounds like what would expect to happen if he was in Encanto. Actually now that I think about it, it would've actually been a good movie if Shrek had been in it
Shrek: *Chaotic Chokes* Donkey: *Creepy Stare tries to eat for delicious food, turns out he started slurping on a soup* Fiona: *Flees in displeasurement over shrek's chaotic choking noise*
Fun fact: When Donkey was about to consume his meal around 0:26, you can see Markiplier in the top-left corner about to say something along the lines of... W A S T H A T T H E B I T E O F '87?!?!?!???!!
"So honey tell us about where you live?" "Shrek owns his own land, don't you honey?" *GASPS FOR AIR* "CAN'T *cough* YOU SEE *cough* I HAVE A FU- *cough* PROBLEM???" *Continues to gasp for air*
I can't even explain how hard I burst out laughing the first few watches with Shrek eating normally accidentally just for Fiona to remind him to start choking
Introducing: Shresh: won’t stop chocking Fiona: is an annoyed demon Donkey: has seen things The king: was just there The queen: her tummy was rumbling Shef: DINNER