𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 "Nothin' personal, pardner..." 

What if the Sniper teleported? “Nothin personal mate, I’m just better.”

This video is legendary, gonna try this immediately before everyone wises up to it. I only hope my funny sentries are as funny as yours ankle dan....

You can hear him smiling the whole video.

5:19 imagine being this demo hearing a spy say "sentry down push in!" Then hearing an engineer behind you with a loaded frontier justice just scream "sentry down!"

“You put the teleporter under them, like a diaper.” -Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”

*The Texan Ranger Update* _Patch Notes:_ • Removed Spy • Replaced Spy with the Ninjaneer • The Wrangler makes the Sentry indestructible • Updated Localization Files

"If spy and scout had a baby" The Scout is the Spy's son *The Scout is the Spy's son*

The editing at 6:12 with the voice line selection and volume panning, had me in tears

“The funny sentry” -uncle Dane 26-7-2020

6:14 “the engineer is engi-here”

r.i.p blue drink. died of heat

I felt that “spy behind us *sigh*”. And I love the “engineer is engihere” when he knocked Dane off

**Voice line Starts** **teleports** people with good headphones: “the engineer, is engihere”

Dane 4 Years ago:”Undoubtably the worst wrench in the game” Now:

"Sure is easy to kill people when they're not looking at you." Spy mains: And I took that personally

In his ninganeer video from 4 years ago he used the plants vs zombies soundtrack and he used it again here.

2:00 "If Spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like, ladies and gentlemen." *Hold up*

6:37 “It’s too fun. You just get in, pop a couple shots when someone isn’t looking, and get out. Rinse and repeat.” Why does Dane sound like a drug addict?

With all the Plants vs Zombies music, we might as well call Uncle Dane CRAZY DANE

6:13 "The engineer, is engi-here." my stomach hurts why is this so funny

Lazypurple : DANE WHAT KINDA DEFENCE IS THIS? Dane : I AM THE DEFENCE.

"engineer, is engi-here" truly an inspiring quote

"If Spy and Scout had a baby, this is what it'd look like." ... uh.... dane, you're reaching alarming levels of WRONG

... I've been putting sentries in the enemy intel of 2fort for years, and this video opened my third eye to doing it EVERYWHERE thanks uncle dane

Other: Ghost Of Tsushima Uncle Dane: Ghost Of Ninjaneer

3:20 "Where the fuck did you come from you little gremlin?" Uncle Dane: _sips midwestern beer_ *Hell*

Despite playing TF2 since 2017, I have never watched an Uncle Dane video. Usually I watch many videos before subscribing, but in some cases like this, I subscribe on my first video. Also Imma play the new TF2 class, the Ninjaneer.

4:05 u can hear him smiling after the "yep thats me" meme

The PvZ music is so nostalgic

Uncle Dane: the eureka effect is an amazing wrench that gets you many kills when used correctl- Valve: *N E R F*

2:31 Uncle Dane’s famous Pop Sniper To 180 Kick Bot, then Do A Classic Triple Flick on the Pyro before the Entire Team decides to Show Up.

"I HAVE A SHOTGUN!" -lazy purple

I love the sound panning and reverb at 6:14

3:15 "What the f-YEE-k?!"

"If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like", is a much more terrifying sentence than I anticipated

Community:How much mobility are you giving the engineer? Valve: yes

9:03 Look guys it's the totally real LazerPoophole

The hex colour he telefragged on upward is dark slate grey for those who are curious.

Last time i was this early, Muselk was still playing.

3:00 “Its not the most helpful thing you can do for your team” *murders the entire enemy team*

“I call this trick a pop sniper to a 180 kick bot, and doing a triple flick on the Pyro before the whole team shows up”

11:25 is the funniest thing ever

Ya know this was really fun to watch... Until I realized now everyone will do this

5:32 R.I.P that sniper's freakin' leg.

I love the music you use in your videos.

Meanwhile in an alternate reality: Lazypurple: Dane what kind of defense is this?! UncleDane: I AM THE DEFENSE On a sidenote... Valve why no Strange Eureka Effect?!?! D:

I’m gonna go do this right now, not 30 minutes after the release of this video, before anyone thinks of how to counter it, because you know a counter will be found somehow

“In fact if scout and spy had a baby, this is what it would be.” Excuse me, WHAT

The end feels like it has the smell of sunk cost fallacy on it. Good vid even all these years later.

The ad before the video was about wrenches

"If spy and scout had a baby" *Hol' up.*

Imagine if you could mix this with a mini sentry. Total annihilation.

the pvz music fits too well Edit: im not drunk any more Edit: never mind im still drunk

"Dispenser where is your teleporter" "dunno"

"if spy and scout had a baby-" *visual concern*

Fun fact : Uncle Dane is actually an engi main like my comment LIKE IT

When the class that is meant to be countered by spy out-spys them

Lazy Purple: *sets up a normal engie nest* Dane, what kind of defense is this? Uncle Dane: I am the defense!

“If spy and scout had a baby” Little known fact both the spy and the scout are from Alabama

I think that one of my favorite things about this video is the transition between "Okay I've been overhyping this for so long" to the realization you can telefrag. All of a sudden the music changes and you're a man on a mission.

2:02 "if spy and scout had a baby, it would look like this." who's gonna tell him?

I love how through the entire video, Uncle Dane changes from making Ninjaneer seem skillful and viable to criticizing it as a waste of time. There are moments where it's easy to tell when he's in a certain personality, but his transitions are very smooth, so it's hard to tell exactly when the change occurs. Excellent script!

Engie: “Oh no my sentry is sapped!” Spies: *>:D* Engie: “Lol that’s ok...” Spies: *D:>*

The Mike Stoklasa "OHHHHHH FFFFFFFUCK!" had me rolling

2:36 Looking at the killfeed, I really wonder

Spy: Wait, it's all a teleporter in a bush? Engineer: Always has been

Other engineer when their sentries are being sapped: damnit spy! It took me along time to set up those sentries! Dane when his sentry is being sapped: *my crit generator is ready*

10:23 I love how he says “denim-y” team and he’s fighting Blu.

2:48 imagine how pissed that medic was lol

“if spy and scout had a baby...” sweet home alabama

6:50 "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy."

"Not the best thing you could do for your team but it's pretty funny" * proceeds to cut the enemy team in half*

bruh im that sniper that was like “spy behind us” i sound so sad when i said that

11:22 - 11:28 funniest shit I've ever seen.

I love how tf2 is the only game that makes me feel nostalgic even though i started playing in 2020

5:04 I like that moment with this music. Calculated!

*Uses an engineer's teleporter with the back burner equipped* vibe check

"If spy and scout had a baby..." Please don't put that imagine in or anywhere near my head

ever since i came back to tf2 ive only ever used eureka effect, its just fun to fuck around with. Its probably my favourite item in the whole game tbh, it just gives you so much freedom, which is FUN and thats what games should be all about.

So, they managed to combine mr.paladin with Uncle Dane.

“If spy and scout had a baby” SWEET HOME, ALABAMA!

11:02 OR CAN IT? *Uncle dane unlocks third eye lmao*

_"If scout and spy have a baby it'd look like"_ *Alabama love story*

"I must frag"

0:55 This whole intro sequence actually had me laughing. S tier man, love this. 2:00 Quality edits. I also hope they never patch this out. I don't care if it wasn't intended for engie, it's hilarious. 5:58 I can't breathe. I'm laughing too hard.

0:27 IS MY MAN USING PLANTS VS ZOMBIES MUSIC!?

“If Spy and Scout had a baby this would be it” Bruh Isn't Spy is Scout's dad?

The hardest part of Ninjaneering is getting the teleporter behind the enemy team in the first place without it being destroyed in 0.69 seconds.

"HAHAHA! IT'S ME! THE *TOTALLY* _REAL_ LAZYPURPLE! I AM NOT A BOT, I-"

Ok so the "what's up pyro" and then the flash transitioned unnaturally well with the chromebook add that played

Everyone: IS THAT A JO J-

"From where your spawning, it must seem like an 18 key streak of bad luck. Truth is, ninjaneering was broken from the start..."

*Engineer trying to put sneaky teleporter* The Engineer: TELEPORTER GOING UP

5:15 there is so much power in the words "sentry down"

If you wear Pyrovision Goggles, you can actually hear them laugh and laugh when they see the funny sentry.

That plants vs zombies soundtrack while ninjaneering is the cutest lil detail.

Windowmaker + eureka + level 3 = destruction

I was not sure if this was a real Ninjaneer video untill I heard the PvZ music.

5:36 Sniper: “I have a shot” Dane: “...Hippidy hoppity your kneecaps are my property”

Loonboon and 8 bit goldfinger, tasty music choices Dane