🎹 Stromae - Alors On Danse [Live Performance]  

bro the barber

Aldk aduio

Sayransz

L frech baguette 🌈

Is he gay

He has, he looks younger now!!

Same thoughts 😂

​@@munecadeporcelana1622 ⁰

This is called facelifting 😂

It could be the fact he’s dressed and styled as a litte girl.

😂 Snoopy is big ass guy not gay

Hahaha, good one.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Millie Bobby Brown and Snoop Doggs son

​@@windycityrosin😂😂😂

10 Second later: Praying in France

🐐

😂

Hahah

Shit, this was good.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Made me get duolingo for it 😅 Now learning russian because for some reason it easier to me than french. Lol

​​@@magiofthoth5832 as a Belgian i can confirm russian is easier than french

@@magiofthoth5832 Is the alphabet easier? It seems like it’s kind of hard to decipher

@Samoan Thompson it doesnt matter what basic sentences they give you, it's the base that you are learning, you need fundament to build paths for your brain to form a language, the bricks you do it with can be anything.

⁠@@ligmabouls as a Belgian i can confirm ur richt

An Afghan dog.. a dog that hasn't eaten for a long time :) Jamel is a genius ;)

Weezing 😂😂

He’s Belgian not French

@@marimaral2373 thanks for the answer. I fixed it.

@@shepherdguy. ❤️

Not surprised. His diction is impeccable even though he is singing.

Lmaooo same, shoutout mrs Bartlett

Same!!

Did you go to GCHS?

That's an awesome french teacher. Our French lessons were boring as hell so I literally can't remember anything from them

Sensible et super agreable

Make Up !

Absolute shit ton of makeup

That is called foundation my friend, the same tool that women use to trap you. And his lips got lipstick on, his eyebrows are plugged,....

He is a she.

Fun fact it the sound of a hungry dog and an ill duck XD. Or atleast what it sound alike

@@Coin_Jack Omfg... xD

​@@Coin_Jackyeah we've all seen the RU-vid short

@@Coin_Jackthen it’s not a fact

Isn’t a sax is a sick duck

😂😂😂 yes! I was just thinking this

Lmao, top comment.

this comment should have 9999k likes

Hahaha

This is the comment I came for!! 😅

Стрём называется😅

You call that talent😂😂😂 more like trash

He looks gay, anuslover

Wow eleven really doing big things since stranger things

The fat eliminates wrinkles and gives a slightly more youthful look.

@@Edith.G.G. cap , I’ve seen fat old folk, nice try.

@Dont_click_this_profile from what I can tell, you suck hatch , *and* enjoy sexual relations with your father.

Can't agree more

WNBA player too

Deadass....holy cowwwww

He was then he went into music

​@@Mynewhandle420 he is a man

No brah, biggest L in france history rt. Should just stay normal

​@@FinnMeister123shut f up its a mondial singer

@@FinnMeister123your username makes me wanna disown you fr. Hop off Fortnite and hop on schoolwork. Broke kid

Is he performing in a shop

LOL I didn't expect it

😂❤😢​@@gadget00

The lyrics are as great as the melody

Here are the english lyrics Intro] So we … So we … So we … [Verse 1] Who says study says work Who says work says money Who says money says spend Who says credit says debt Who says debt says bailiff Yes says you’re in deep shit Who says love says kids Says “til death do us apart” and says divorce Who says loved ones says mourning Because problems never come alone Who says crisis says world Says famine says third world Who says tired says wake up Still deaf from the day before So we go out to forget all our problems [Hook] So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance [Verse 2] And you say it’s over Because the only thing worse would be death When you finally think you’re getting out When there’s no more, there’s still more Is it the music or the problems? The problems or the music? It grips your guts and grips your head And you pray for it to end But it’s your body, this isn’t heaven So you unplug your ears And you scream again louder but it keeps on going [Bridge] So we sing Lalalalalala Lalalalalala So we sing Lalalalalala Lalalalalala So we sing So we sing And then only when it’s over [Hook] So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance So we dance [Outro] And there’s still more And there’s still more And there’s still more And there’s still more And there’s still more

@@Jearbearjenkins MVP MVP MVP MVP

So lets dance baby!

Fukin garbage

Kinda but in a very depressive way

@@MonsieurMar yeah.

well, im currently dancing, inside of me theres a soul moving and bouncing all around for these notes and sounds.

Mmmh, I see it more as veiled criticism of that coping mechanism while also acknowledging that it's an understandable reaction.

Quran better

🎉🎉

💯 % a huge fan!!

Amen to that! I am too

Fr

Hhahhha

lol he looks like scarlet johansson

😂😂😂😂

A 4 year old that writes straight bops SO WE DANCE~~~

He has makeup

@@grgapro97 even without makeup he looks pretty young for his age

Called Make-up. A lot of it

@@Athrial more like skincare

@@Cenia000 Nah he's wearing makeup

​@@Cenia000make up*

@@BennyQueenno he’s not, he’s taking a lot of care to his skin

It's make up relax. Anyone who wears make up can't be accurately gauged. They're literally hiding they're real features and replacing them with an illusion. One that you like to buy I guess 🎉

That's one way of saying a bloke looks feminine

@@LFG7 ur point?

makeup

​@@milagomez55it's deviant if you're a male and look like a female it looks ugly not angelic you are like a grown up baby or something.

i think so 😂

Yeah a female one...

11 from stranger things, or is it just me?

Да уж...воспоминания 😊

the worst parts is his talking. this is horrible

No it’s not, he’s literally just saying words. Hardly “fire.”

Shits a banger

this is trash man come on he his just talking and it is horrible

​@@JosephQPublic😂😂 honestly tho... it only "fire" if you don't understand what he's actually saying. He's not even singing or rapping.

At Antalya ? 😂

Дааааа)

​@@ZEHRA0310 why? In Russia.

Веселое было не время, а ты

😂😂😂у меня было школьный время под этом музыку постоянно танцевали

Может это уже она😅

​@@user-tj7cd7xd8p нет, он в отношениях с женщиной)

@@annaduh9824 столько лет орал Алена даст, какая-то всё-таки дала 🤣

@@alex_s6465 в комеди клуб не пробовался? С руками оторвут такого юмориста 👍

@@annaduh9824 не, мутная контора

Maestro=Mois

Wait, is this that hip speech thing that young french people do?

Wooow 😮👌

Maestro ребенок Mastercard

😊

What happened to him?

@@rtee4205 In April 2023, he cancelled a number of tour dates across Europe due to ill health. This month, he cancelled the remainder of his tour due to health concerns.

this is an older video

Actually he’s back into sickness and cancelled all his concerts again

​@@hearthcupdo you know what Kind of sickness ?

Did u searched for gay stuff 😂😂😂 and this guy shows up

"little" 6'2

​@@skadoosh7000she's a mamaluke

He is a very unique person, he’s not feminine but he has very feminine hairstyles, I think he just sees it as a hairstyle and not weird, edit it’s just a French hairstyle inclusive to both genders, and he’s from wallonia, a French speaking part of Belgium

But just confess: HE IS BEAUTIFUL! @@ultimatestuff7111

Sounds like someone’s jealous

Same. I heard this song on TikTok but learned who he was when I saw the Tous Les Mêmes video and have not gotten out of the rabbit hole since then.

Is it🏳️‍🌈 Because it looks very ugly This is great hypocrisy

Oui il est trop beau

Not really considering the other artists at his time

Очень уж женственно выглядит, перебор...

​@@MaksimKAH может он не определился с гендерной принадлежностью

@@MaksimKAH всем посрать чел

Concert, London, may 2023

Ага, и у них Баста на ударных, респект

Ага, у них ещё Баста на ударных

И это самое страшное

He sings pretty well but damn he looks absolutely disgusting.

really? why?

Exactly explain

Yeah that's why euro vision is fucked up if something like that can win

He would win, only because he is gay.

wait. oh my god. belgium would have done themselves a huge favour if they sent him to eurovision!!!!!

who gives a F about eurovision lol, just one big embarasment

Eurovision is just a bit of fun once a year. No need for the strong feelings of angst.

Underrated comment

He takes it hard as the beat. He loves them dogs

True

Dont make such a mean remark to my boy Stromea

boy? more like girl...@@johanruiz3422