💰 Best ISK-Making Methods in EVE Online 2024 Edition! (SATIRE) 

sorry jake, this one sounded like an ad more than anything else. love your solo mining series tho!

how much did they pay you for this?

That was a pretty good commercial for EVE

Sounds like ChatGPT made your dialogue

Whats this crap? Making ISK in eve the common sense edition?

Title clickbaity ... this video is not about BEST ISK making methods ... it just lists ISK making methods that exist, independent of context or requirements or whatever Dude has "run missions" in the same video as "capital ships production"

And the best real world money-making methods are trading stocks and investment in new technologies. It's so easy! I just told you how to do it! Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

This should be a paid commercial!

sounds like you went and asked chat gtp what are some ways to make isk in eve

ISK is under $1 USD per 200M - which means a $15/hr job at starbucks would earn you 3000M, that is 3B ISK per hour.

Does Jake practice his skills at reading from a teleprompter?

this feels like the script was written by an ai...

So what you're saying is that ALL isk making activities are the "Best" ?

I went to skip the ad and ended up at the end of the video

Sounds like chat gpt

Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle

bruh what is this video

Chat GBT script

PLEX price 5,7 bil ISK. How to make it doing PvE. Obvious paid RU-vidr for a game which was sold to South Korean microtransaction company.

Nice clickbait. Literally 0 useful information beyond what can be read in EVE's own tutorials.

Terrible video, take my downvote. This should be titled Generic Newbie Isk Making in EVE Online

Spot on, all the buzz words from adds packed into a video, It sounded so scripted

Best isk/hr? Any job real world job and just turn into plex. Then the biggest lie in the video: You said consequences for piracy? There are none, ganking is the most rewarded activity in EVE and everything else on this list is bait to get you to undock with some PVE fit just to feed the sociopaths that have no respect for others. This video just feeds EVE's propaganda that this game is anything other than a system to feed victims to pay to win sociopaths.

This was just a reading of all the things you can do. No real information at all

Sorry, but the game is real abusing.... And i will real be like if she will die soon. 😂

Sooo just play......EvE?

I do PI just to PLEX my account every month. Do null ratting for extra cash and easy fun. Spend the rest of my time learning PVP from my corp. we don’t go hunting noobs. But we get plenty of invaders in our region. Every now and then we get a noob explorer who doesn’t know what he’s doing, and we either recruit him, or escort him back to HS.

This did not tell me anything about how to make money it just listed the things i can do in the game?

Ummmmm, you literally just listed all of Eve content...... SOOOO helpful.....

solid video to show people who are thinking about playing the game

In general you said fucking nothing. 🤷🏻🤪

i just do pi about 10 to 15 bill a month depending on markets and mine a good r64 in my rental system and 2 decent r16's rest of the time pvp and steal others hard earned goods. still haven't done crab beacons my dreads and supers are collecting dust

This is definitely an ai made script 😂

Hey Jake question for you. Do you have videos on reactions / building for industry side ? Making isk kr what not.

I am confused, where are the "best" ways? These just seem like 5 random ways to make isk. You mentioned invention. I JUST unlocked level 4 research agents for Carthum Conglomerate. That gives me access to Laser Physics data Cores. With that I can invent T2 mining laser crystal BPCs. This is passive income (the data cores that is) which I can turn around to make a consumable product. It will not make me billions of ISK a month but it is pretty easy money. You mention none of this. Mining on the other hand is TERRIBLE ISK per hour and hauling? Whenever someone suggests mining or hauling for making ISK I automatically assume they are a high sec suicide ganker. Level 4 mission running, while mind-numbing, is FAR better ISK/hour than either of those. The only recent change is the drastic increase in prices for battleships needed for level 4 security missions. Even anomaly running in highsec (with a fast ship like a destroyer) is better ISK than hauling. You either don't play the game or are a ganker (a noble trade outside of highsec) and are mis-leading potential players. STOP IT! P.S.: Don't give me some non-sense about having fun, the title of the video is "Best ISK-Making Methods in EVE Online 2024 Edition!" not fun per hour which ALWAYS excludes efficient ISK-making.

Love the Vid o7 I choose to be a Hauler Hunter like the space version of my hero Dominik Turetto ITS ALL ABOUT FAMILY

Great stuff EXCEPT the thing about building Titans. Building these large and Kaa Kaa Ching cost boats is a very late game endeavor. You can't do it alone and the logistics of getting the blue prints and materials AND have a place to build it is more work that needs several people in a corp.

You talk like a corpo reading from paper

lol, nice add, but never forget 1,000,000 isk is in EvE = 1p in real life, the game is broke....

bs video

Now thet's an ad read from a script. Nevertheless i enjoy your videos...

This is not good

You said "space rich" not "space middle class" 😂

You didn't mention CRAB Beacons

Hey jakel33t, monthly economic report December, 2023 says delve have 30 Trillion production while jita have 28 trillion production. On the other hand jita have 600 Trillion trade value vs delve has 40 trillion. Is delve a good place for industry business? Can you make December 2023 report video analysation. It will be a big help man. ❤🇮🇳.

Like your video layout/edit on this 1

Cool video bro ty

Anyone know the name of the ship at the start of the video?

first

Nice video man :)