Ya'll are hilarious!! Reminds me of some of the funny things that would just sort of "pop out" during times of extreme tiredness and/or extreme weather. Nothing like pulling fence when a Blue Northerner is blowing in!! A big THANK YOU from TEXAS!! Please keep fun, clean stuff like this coming!! We need all the laughter we can get!!
What does an ear of corn say when you give it a compliment? Awe Shucks. --------- A fly went into a cows ear and ended up in the milk bucket. What does that prove? In one ear, out the udder.
I can't think of the last time I laughed so hard. Its also one of those, 2 am, everythings funny things but. Amazing. Living in Texas, this is what I needed
I’m still laughing because those jokes reminded me of my wife’s dad. He used to tell jokes just like yours and when someone told a corny joke our kids would turn to each other and say, “grampa joke”.
What did the plow say to the tractor? Let's get hitched, John Deere. My three brothers and I (there were 4 of us) loved milk so much we once got injured drinking milk-----the cow laid down. When the farmer who had just won the lottery was asked what he was going to do with all that money what was his reply? I'm going to keep right on farming until it's all gone!
There once was a feller who had a farm with a prize bull. Oh, he was so proud of this magnificent animal he would show it at the county & state fairs each & every year. One year, as fair time drew near he was primping & pampering his bull when out of the blue he noticed the bull’s eyes were crossed. Well he called his vet & the vet hurried over & gave the bull a look see & he reached deep into his doctoring bag & pulled out a plastic tube. He told the farmer “ Watch how I use this”. He inserted the tube into the bull’s rear end & blew on it. Sure enough, the bull’s eyes uncrossed. The vet handed the tube to the farmer & told him “ Just do that if his eyes cross again”. The morning of the fair, as the farmer was about to load up the bull, again his eyes were crossed. Remembering the vet’s instructions, he put the tube into the bull & blew & blew & blew & blew to no avail. The farmer called his hand & asked him to try it. His man pulled out the tube, turned it around & stuck the other end back into the bull. The farmer asked “ Why’d you do that” ? The hand replied, “ You don’t expect me to put the same end into my mouth that you had yours on do you”? !
What?? It was the least funny video I've ever seen! Was so bad I couldn't finish it! Are you from the south? Maybe that could explain the people here thinking it was funny!
@@adamstone6123 I am from the South, yes. I’m so sorry you found it so unpleasant you couldn’t finish it. Do enjoy your day scrolling through things you find funny!
GUYS, RE : Farm Jokes, Years ago I had a friend who ran a cow/calf operation in eastern Oregon. One day while I was visiting, he took delivery of a new breeding bull. He set the bull loose in his cow pasture & the bull immediately set to work earning his pay. After he had gone through about only half the herd, he staggered over to a shade tree & collapsed. My friend called his vet & the vet gave the bull an all over examination & gave my friend a big bottle of bright orange pills. The vet told my friend to give the bull 1 pill each morning and he should be on his feet in no time. So, my friend did as he was told & sure enough, after 2 or 3 days the the bull jumped up, got to his feet & returned to the herd & finished his work. As I was leaving I asked my friend “those pills sure worked a wonder on your bull. What do you suppose was in them” I asked. He said “ Dunno fer sure, but, they taste a lot like peppermint.” !
