🚀 Just sent my countdown audition reel to Space X. Grab a rocket and get ready for lift off 👩‍🚀 

That rocket 🚀 is going where so many men have gone before 😅

Somebody’s grandmother is out of control they better keep an eye on her

What the hell is wrong with people?

Disgusting, where this world is going?

When all you have to offer is 15 pounds of fat on your chest. 🤦🏻‍♂️

She does not have an upper lip.

Houston we have a problem...but We like it !

Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills And put your helmet on (10) Ground Control (Nine) to Major Tom (Eight) (Seven, six) Commencing (Five) countdown Engines on (Four, three, two) Check ignition (One) And may God's love (Blast off) be with you

Beautiful rockets.........I mean rocket.❤

Got a feeling I know where that rockets going and it ain’t to the moon 😂

I'll bet your hubby has liftoff more times than he can count 😏

I always say, "If you play with dynamite, it's gonna explode."" 🧨

That was the longest 10 seconds of my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I exploded perfectly on Lift Off!!!

She can count to ten. That’s talent.

Hot damn, scrub the mission, we have a pre lift off spill!

You definitely know how to make a countdown and a liftoff sound very relaxing 👍

Now I have proof that MILFs exist

Heading straight for Uranus!!😜😛

How to degrade yourself just watch this video and user lmao!😂

You’re looking gorgeous today. 😊

I couldn’t hold it. I lifted off at 4, your hands were so warm.

You are so uplifting ❤

This woman DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME !!!!

Somebody needs to quit giving granny Red Bulls

Mary, you're making me think naughty things! Much love 💕😘👍💯🌹🙏

Don't drop your dentures granny

You are absolutely gorgeous and those high beams made both of my fuel tanks blast off.

You look good mary❤ love you boo from Larry😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😅😅🎉😮😮😮i wish i can see you boo❤❤❤❤

You lit my rocket s

If Mary keeps this up she’s going to cause an explosion!

Very creative to make alot of guys rockets 🚀 go up!👍🏽👏🏽

You need a man quickly!

I'd be embarrassed if you were my grandmother, leave this to the young ones.

I lifted off way before the end of that countdown.

This is like back in the fifties when nothing was explicitly said that was pornographic but the manner in which it is said is certainly pornographic. This this woman deserves my respect. I salute you ma'am.

Lift off!!😘

Oh my, your smile is so seductive and beautiful, don't ever change, you Mary are the most perfect female specimen that God has ever created!! ❤️🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹😘😘

You have some serious issues.

Houston we have lift off!

Wow beautiful ❤️🥰🥰

Mary you make it rises every time I see you ❤😅😅😊

They need to put you in some kind of a Halloween movie

My rocket boosters just unloaded thier fuel package upon launch from your missile pad Mary

Breathtaking

I love those pointers. And I go up with you

SAMSUNLU❤❤SUPER❤SEKS❤ SELMA SOZEN❤PORNO❤STAR SRLMA SÖZEN❤TURKEY❤ANKARA❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Hey grandma your great grandkids use youtube

Your such a C.T. I love it!! 😉

Beyond corny!!

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves 😍🤩

Whooooooo whooooooo whooooooo whooooooo whooooooo whooooooo whooooooo Princess Coco Sweet Mary Burke

Your smile your voice your touch... A lot of excitation❤❤

That's exactly where my rocket would be!💯

You got my vote💯 No I'm going to watch it again so I can appreciate the editing😂

Audition for the role of. ISS. capcomm or the voice of Orion space launch....shorty Powers. Never sounded that good! THIS IS LAUNCH CONTROL. GOING ON INTERNAL POWER T MINUS. 30 SEC😊😊

Ha ha. Like her sense of humor.

My ROCKET EXPLODED ON YOUR PAD. 🔥

PERFECT

Now she's just toying with us

Buen suspositorio señora uste ess un poco mayorcica pero por suhhĥ😢 salud la podria invitar acenar de donde es ustet.yo soy Murciano y usted.

Я думал она сдохла давно

My solid rocket 🚀 boosters are at full capacity 😂😂

Mutton dressed as Lamb. 😂😂😂

I just completely lost my train of thought

Ya... sorry... you know you got a Lotta competition from the young yoga handstands.... right?

This is a Countdown ‎ this is the number of years it’s going to take that unsuspecting guy she’s with to pay for that freaking rock on her hand. Gold digger.

Mary, you are a thrill to watch, as well nice buttons watching over the valley and center of attraction. Thank you both for sharing your video. Must be hard to get work done around the homestead. LOL

You certainly start my launch sequence !!!

You made my day.

Happy Valentines day February 14th 2024 young lady that should of turned into a woman four years ago now

Her videos of playing with toys are damn near that big. I was like damn. Guy gotta be packing to feel walls

Don’t forget that for proper liftoff, powerful thrust is a must! 😊

Wow!!!!! I'm in love ❤️

Space x est la meilleure compagnie pour s'envoyer en l'air. !!!....bon voyage Mary ❤

And the obvious dentures….omg I’m laughing so hard. What has happened to America

I was looking for a tutorial on soldering an old broken brass door knob….. and this old sort turned up😂😂😂😄😂😂😄😄😄

That blouse just looks fantastic on you

Someone check the locks on the old people's home.

You look clean and put together. Much better

Боюсь этот снаряд будет маловат для бабулиной лунки. Надо длинше и толще.

Бабуля. Вы сегодня таблетки пропустили...

Good job at the countdown grandma 😅

Mary you are drop dead gorgeous and a gorgeous smile.

This is not the way grandmas act

That they may keep you from the immoral woman, From the seductress who flatters with her words.

..With Plenty of Outer Space For Splashdown 🚀 😹

5 She's dancing down the primrose path to Death; she's headed straight for Hell and taking you with her

GODDAMN IT GRANDMA!!!

Darlin, something tells me that you are quite experienced in grabbing the rocket and preparing for liftoff. Your mouthwatering looks and apparent experience make you perfect for that position. Position, what a thought provoking word when it cums to you. Good luck! Space Ex would be one helluva place to be if you get the job. Let the countdown begin and hold on for the ride.

So classy 🤢

Despega por Debajo la falda...??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😮😮😮😢😢😢🤪🤪🤪🤠🤠🤠❤❤❤

Anyone else think of taking their laptop into the bathroom as soon as they saw this video start?

After this video Elon musk's stock at space x went up. I should have invested some money before mary posted this video. I have no regrets because i had a super lift off with a blast that i havent felt or seen in like 10 years. Thankyou mary 😊

Отправьте кто-нибудь её на лечение у неё кукушка поехала😂

Que belleza mari con sus videos 👌🤙👍☀️🙏

I was think more like "BLAST OFF!"

I was done before 10 just looking at her 😂😂😂😂

I swear ive seen this granny on an old VHS tape "granny banger" 🤣

You put me in mind of my ex-wife I got rid of her