Pov : You just shouted that your name is kira yoshikage and you're the biggest fan of mangka Kishibe Rohan and then you insulted a random guy's hair only to notice that this was the last guy you would want to run into
Rohan: im going to laugh at your hairstyle- *_”Rohan Kishibe, found dead in his own now destroyed house after getting beaten to death by Josuke Higashikata”_*
I'll give you one better Kishibe Rohan went missing after insulting josuke's hair also there's this rumor of a weird looking paperman which kinda looks like Rohan and shouts curses at the name of josuke, some people say it's Rohan but nobody knows the truth. His house has become a hounted house and whenever somebody goes in there they come back with lost memory and weight.
I read this like a news report. ANYWAYS! “Rohan Kisibe has been found dead in his own home, with the cause of death being blunt force trauma. The suspect is Josuke Higashikata who was nearby when this went down, nearby witness reports say that it was some form of quote ‘telekinetic voodoo magic’ that he used to beat down this man so brutally that an autopsy was almost impossible. Police arrived on the scene when one concerned woman had called the police in a panic, claiming it was an armed hit-and-run. But when police arrived on the scene and arrested josuke, they found no such firearm present. Josuke has been charged with breaking and entering, assault and battery, and first degree murder. And will be sentenced to prison, as well as a hefty fine as reprimands- pending court Marshall. Now back to Tom with the weather.”
@@ZenithPeak1 “Thank You ZenithPeak1, good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, the weather this afternoon will be a bit rainy near northern morioh, and the upcoming temperatures are near the 20’s”, tomorrow we are facing a very hot day with temperatures near the 35-40 degrees south of morioh
