0% Survival Chance, Until Human Pilot Took The Controls | Best HFY Stories 

Krill: we have a 0% chance to survive Captain: play freebird Pilot: sir yes sir (Drifts in space)

Krill obviously never had a ride on the Millenium Falcon with Han behind the wheel! 🤣🤣🤣

I love how Krill just said "Excrement" lmao

ROFLOL "Cue the music, hit it" Sounds like the writer watched the movie "Iron Eagle"

Love the story and how you narrate. You, Agro and Net are my top three narrators. Thank you for adding subtitles, helps with the tinnitus

Aliens: 😮 Human: I'm a leaf on the wind...

I honestly think that's your best story and great narration!!

Man the more I listen to these the More I can't help but think. "To Aliens Humanity must be the Biggest most Mary Sue Ass Race in existence" xD

It gives me chills I hear demolisher kicking in when he go's borg

*Was part of the playlist Dire Straights' 'Money for Nothing'?* *Were the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field approximately 3720:1?*

Are you sure this story is fiction?😁😆

Sounds like the captain is an Ace Combat veteran.

Thank you for this 😊

I was very much reminded of Galaxy Quest, in a good way.

Fuck yeah love the hair dude

nice story!

How long until Krill has a complete nervous breakdown?

Yeah the Zone the only time you get anything done

The Bizarre Adventure of Krill as he journeys with a human crew continues. Why do I think that the first song on the Captain's Playlist is "Danger Zone"?

Adrenochrome ANYONE?

Go dopamine

H...eck!

Who plays geometry dash with the ship?

First

Another cheap repeat of a bad classic trope... 2/10 Trash. Don't event know how many people aboard, nor what kind of alien wouldn't have any intel on Human capabilities like that on the deck of a spaceship. How effin dumb of any captain to have a dumbass like that aboard? If it's not a simple VIP passenger, that alien should be far away from ANY responsibility and definitely not in the nerve-center next to the command crew. 1 Asteroid fields are not that dense, mostly smallish rocks several 100K miles apart, you would have to aim for one really well to hit it, even with a continent sized spaceship. 2 Unless your UFO is going at a speed thousands of time faster than that distance per seconds, any decent targeting/navigational computer could adjust your course way faster than any human could. 3 With current technology, provided the fantasy "instant momentum shift" that would imply, not squishing everybody to paste with some magical momentum dampener for the people inside and impossibly strong material to build the entire ship so it doesn't tear itself apart with the amount of forces involved that shenanigan would be at this point... Why couldn't it have a trekkie shield on top to protect against all impacts? Or mystical/point-defense systems BS to shoot those big rocks apart? It's not like they wouldn't need it, at that speed hitting anything bigger than a marble would punch a hole through the ship anyway...