007: Licence to Pun

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I made one of these a few years back. This is way longer. And in HD! (woop)
I need to get out more.
Update: a wee thank you to all those who have been kind enough to leave nice comments. Never expected to get so many views! Glad the product of my boredom has helped to alleviate all of your boredom too!
(A good few of you have felt the need to point out that the vid isn't full of puns. I'm aware of that. So is everyone else that watches it. It's just a daft name for a daft compilation!)

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@michaeljw3602 3 года назад

Loved the chemistry between Desmond Llewellyn and pierce brosnan

@BitcoinMotorist 3 года назад

I think Moore had the best chemistry with Llewellyn

@Asoka-great 2 года назад

@@BitcoinMotorist second best...

@CodeNameCheese_ 2 года назад

according to Desmond Pierce was his favourite bond

@lindildeev5721 2 года назад

He was Q.

@metaltak1154 Год назад

I loved the Sandwich scene. Thinking it's some kind of device

@FullArcher05 4 года назад

“My name is Pussy Galore.” “I must be dreaming.” The funny thing is that this may not be a joke, anyone would have the same reaction as James.

@JonatasAdoM 3 года назад

I sure did. I still can't wrap my head around that that is her name.

@oliverrimes9057 2 года назад

@Floyd1504 yes, Arsehole Galore! 🤣

@jjwrightnz 2 года назад

Apparently the original lines were "I'm Pussy Galore!" "I know, but what's your name?" even for the time, that was considered excessive 😜

@pheonixnova4383 2 года назад

I thought he said "that must be pretty big"

@ps123fan 2 года назад

@@JonatasAdoM yea i mean that name is haha, but just a name lol ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Mu3QQ1YnpzE.html

@jordyboy321 5 лет назад

"Hang on James!" "The thought had occured to me"

@shukorbakar113 4 года назад

Hahahaha

@BunnyBounce161 3 года назад

Classic understatement

@leewalker23 4 года назад

The way pierce brosnan handled the sandwich thinking it's Q's latest gadget before being snatched away and told it's his lunch always cracked me up 😂

@Okiedog1 6 лет назад

"I think he's attempting reentry." *just dies laughing*

@andrewpestotnik5495 5 лет назад

Q is a legend lol

@thed.a.4939 5 лет назад

That one's my favorite!

@dr.davidwho4053 5 лет назад

😆😂

@89BlackGatomon 5 лет назад

R.i.p. ... can i have your pc?

@David.L291 5 лет назад

my wife usually says the same thing :)

@mikaylafaithparteli9412 3 года назад

that pierce "beg your pardon , i forgot to knock" then knocking the guy out , will always be class in my book

@Antony-pp8dg 4 года назад

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No Mister Bond, I expect you to die!" Classic :)

@locutus155 3 года назад

My reply as Goldfinger: "No! I expect you to scream in a castrato voice and split in two! What the fuck did you expect you dumbarse!"

@aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад

@@locutus155 Man of Culture, i see

@denisewarner8982 3 года назад

My favourite

@xXSilentAgent47Xx 3 года назад

"You expect me to beg, human?" - Cryptosporidium 138 in DAH! 2 intro

@apolloparks3686 3 года назад

It’s been almost 70 years and that’s still one of the best lines in movie history

@mikaylafaithparteli9412 3 года назад

Daltons annoyed "he got the boot" had me laughing

@lindildeev5721 2 года назад

Yeah, it's funny but Kara always sounding afraid is extremely annoying.

@oliverholmes-gunning5372 5 лет назад

My two favourite Bond quip moments: Attractive, large-busted secretary explaining why Bond was just reprimanded for smoking: "Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest." Bond (with classic Connery eyebrow raise): "Really?" Bond tosses henchman into printing press, horrendous scream heard, newspapers roll out covered in blood. Bond: "They'll print anything these days." Haven't watched the video all the way through yet, but I hope these two make it in!!

@camhedmr_5593 4 года назад

One does.

@LexingtonDeville984 4 года назад

12:09 - the way Craig grimaces and then laughs psychotically before he verbally eviscerates Mads Mikkelsen is savage 🤣

@GlitchanBlack 2 года назад

1:12 - This entire quote is priceless.

@racheljennings1688 2 года назад

He is shaking from fear/laughing

@couch_gag 6 лет назад

"I'm afraid you've got me with more than my hands up" My god.

@zygmanfroid9709 7 лет назад

"who are you?" "my name is Pussy Galore," '...I must be dreaming." his face when he says that part omg XD

@avianshchanana3807 6 лет назад

I musht be dreaming. XD

@fuscinula 6 лет назад

According to a rumour, the original line was "I know you are, but what's your name".

@Maadhawk 6 лет назад

You can tell she was trying hard to not laugh at her own line before delivering. I wonder what the blooper real would show from that scene.

@zenmonics3ca347 6 лет назад

Zyban frond 1eujh😟😡😬😴😰😩😱😢😦😐😅😴5engn😦😟😡😦😡😩💵

@zenmonics3ca347 6 лет назад

pitchfork zm h smash abc I will ₩*;; $😳😳😡😑😶😯

@MagicAyrtonforever 6 лет назад

I laughed so much through this but had a tear for Q actor Desmond Wilkinson Llewelyn, when Pierce Brosnan said you're not retiring soon are you? He never made another Bond appearance as he died in 1999. RIP. @ 15:16

@QUARTERMASTEREMI6 5 лет назад

@MagicAyrtonforever Mr Llewelyn was _a legendary gentleman who brilliantly set the Q standard high._ He will be forever missed. ♡

@capitan280 5 лет назад

was an fabulous actor Desmond -was a pity his dead

@bilbobigbollix7318 5 лет назад

Bearing in mind he produced all those clever cars for Bond it was rather ironic he died after he drove his motor head on into another one just around the corner from my dad's. It was on a bit of road notorious for black ice.

@DrJekyll38 5 лет назад

I will always miss him.

@lezzman 5 лет назад

I was in a pub quiz a few years ago and was the only person to correctly guess the name of the actor who appeared in the most Bond movies. While most tables guessed Roger Moore or Sean Connery, I knew it was Desmond Llewelyn who featured 17 times.

@ethanbenfield2285 2 года назад

the delivery of "that depends on your definition of safe sex" kills me every time. And wow I forgot how sexy Xenia was.

@aleksandarvil5718 Год назад

BEFORE she became 2000s!Jean Grey

@toadstri Год назад

Famke is the best!!

@JustinMacri007 10 месяцев назад

@@toadstrishe's wierd she don't want to be touched by fans

@Panwere36 3 года назад

Robbie Coltrane was an unexpected but welcome delight in the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies.

@ondururagittandeska2004 2 года назад

1:33 I just love How Rodger Moore's bond is so straight to the point in this scene.

@GurahkWeavile 4 года назад

"They'll print anything these days"

@h3nnkka90 3 года назад

😂😂 bloody paper

@aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад

Truth These Days

@RoodeMenon 5 лет назад

"Switch the bloody machine off!" hahaha. Dalton could have been a great Captain for a Star Trek show.

@mikeysuzefour 5 лет назад

"Oh, they missed you...What a pity! - Love Q's quips.

@Endeva09 4 года назад

"Plenty O'Toole" "Named after your father perhaps" ? That one is excellent.

@annescholey6546 4 года назад

He was hot for you!

@grayfruit 4 года назад

can't for the life of me figure it out. am I dumb? someone explain this one

@killerdreck 4 года назад

@@grayfruit I think he's referring to Peter O'Toole (check out Lawrence of Arabia if you didn't).

@nicholasstokes8739 11 месяцев назад

@@grayfruit "Plenty" = Enough. A "Tool" is a slang term for penis. So "Plenty O'Tool", "named after your father perhaps", he's joking her dad had a big schlong

@SteveBrant55 5 лет назад

Miss Moneypenny on the phone: "You always were a cunning linguist." Turns to M: "Don't ask"

@j.i.s.l178 4 года назад

🙄... 🤔

@JCBro-yg8vd 4 года назад

M: "Don't tell."

@bemasaberwyn55 3 года назад

@@JCBro-yg8vd M's got jokes *ding*

@mdteletom1288 3 года назад

You left off "I thought Christmas comes only once a year". The most cold blooded one was Connery's "That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your 6".

@benpowell-punmaster1214 3 года назад

I might have missed something but could you explain the last one to me?

@mdteletom1288 3 года назад

@@benpowell-punmaster1214 Do a search on my quote and you should have about 5 versions of the film clip.

@Dave-mf6tj 2 года назад

@@benpowell-punmaster1214 Smith and Wesson is a brand that makes guns and that specific gun he was using only carries 6 bullets, so Bond had counted 6 shots and knew his gun was empty So by saying he had had his 6 he was saying basically that he had fired all his bullets, then he killed him

@benpowell-punmaster1214 2 года назад

@@Dave-mf6tj thanks

@trespire 6 лет назад

5:45 " The ultimate in British engineering " developed by the Ministry, of Silly Walks.

@Fifury161 4 года назад

I wonder is that the reason he walked around it which made his legs appear distorted?

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

I know -- I kinda think that's the sly wink they're giving us in that moment.

@aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад

5:47*

@TheDeadAlewives 2 года назад

"Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?" "Not from where I'm standing." XD

@jamesfrancismchalejr7944 3 года назад

Out of all the James Bond 007 puns. Roger Moore takes the prize

@Mothman1992 3 года назад

I only have one thing I'd change "you'd never kill me. You'd miss me" "Not as this range"

@davidjackson2524 5 лет назад

Probably one of my favourite Q scenes is in Tomorrow Never Dies where he meets Bonds in Germany posing as an Avis rep to give Bond his new car.

@pathevermore3683 4 года назад

6:27 greatest line from a bond movie EVER!!!

@chefgiovanni 4 года назад

She always did enjoy a good pun before the poke.

@EvanG529 5 лет назад

"Hi, I'm plenty." "But of course you are." That one always gets me

@BitcoinMotorist 3 года назад

"You're late, 007" "Had to stop in the bathroom" This is a double pun. It was 6 years since the previous Bond film

@107uptown 4 года назад

8:26 “I didn’t know there was a pool down there.” The way he says it, awesome.

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

They've copied that joke in so many movies - the most recent I remember is when Logan throws the guy out the hotel window in THE WOLVERINE.

@Olderaccount17 6 лет назад

I swear, 10:34 is one of the most badass comebacks ever

@TFFgeek 3 года назад

Rest in peace Sir Connery. That you may pun in Heaven.

@jimmyjames5786 5 лет назад

"what makes you think Its my first time"? Ohh.. Mr. Bond... 😂

@dragonstone6594 5 лет назад

"They'll print anything these days." Brilliant!

@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504 6 лет назад

2:56 OH THAT SO IRONIC! THAT IS YOU PIERCE BROSNAN IN MOMMA MIA!

@j.i.s.l178 4 года назад

🤔... 🙄

@Fifury161 4 года назад

Indeed!

@cjmanson5692 6 лет назад

"HE HAD LOTS OF GUTS!!!" The best Bond one-liner in my opinion XD

@thenet0120002 5 лет назад

OHMSS still one of the best !!!

@nini1772 3 года назад

RIP Sir Sean Connery forever ...up there with Q 💔💔💔💔

@Avatar2312 3 года назад

In the german dub of Octopussy he says to the tiger "you belong in the fuel tank" (a pun towards Esso, who featured the tiger in their commercials)

@jameswallace7091 3 года назад

“Welcome to Scotland” best one here and it wasn’t even bond.

@U2QuoZepplin 3 года назад

My name is Pussy Galore ... I must be dreaming .... One of the best delivered puns ever!

@billd3356 6 лет назад

Guy has a cast on his arm. "Smithers how's the arm?" The cast swings out to crush something. "Well that'll come in handy". Open umbrella "deflates" with metal hooks on it, killing the mannequin. "Stinging in the rain?" Pen contains acid that dissolves all metals "Perfect for poison pen letters." Good compilation though.

@Powerranger-le4up 5 лет назад

Bill D That’s Jeremy Bulloch who is also known as Boba Fett.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 4 года назад

Nothing beats the purity and concentrated cleverness of a good pun. Like, really, nothing beats that. Ever. Not even a one-liner that preceeds movie's villain death. Nothing.

@MattsGeekCorner 4 года назад

I've been having a James Bond gaming marathon. this makes me want to have a James Bond movie marathon. and that will take a very long time lol.

@LexingtonDeville984 4 года назад

Matt's Geek Corner and Reviews I’m planning one on my week off work next week. Provided the boxset I ordered (Dr No to Skyfall) arrives in the post in the next few days 😎

@charliedesperado8262 2 года назад

Ah just flicking through these makes me miss the proper James Bond's that used to be just fun!

@skullabrin3085 5 лет назад

"Mmm thats quite a nice nothing your almost wearing. I approve"

@samulihapponen6228 5 лет назад

I'm happy that 1 million people have watched this.

@RoodeMenon 5 лет назад

The Living Daylights had an awesome musical score.

@KonElKent 4 года назад

Roger Moore does the deadpan puns the best. Come at me, bro!

@glockman1727ak47 6 лет назад

Love your Bond videos! thanks for the uploads, watched them all. Need to go back and watch all these movies again it has been too long

@HONGKELDONGKEL1888 3 года назад

"I think he's attempting re-entry sir." kek.

@TheNewcastlePilot Год назад

“Mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead!” 😂

@alphonsofrett2757 3 года назад

R.I.P Sir Roger Moore. Sir Sean Connery

@SubjectRandom21 5 лет назад

So many classics, so much to laugh at but only so many tears to shed.

@lolrudi123 3 года назад

RIP Sean Connery 😭

@aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад

15:33 RIP Desmond Llewelyn (†1999) *ONE AND ONLY Q*

@stephenwright8824 3 года назад

Definitely moreso than John DeLancie (sorry, irresistible Start Trek TNG ref there.)

@CaptStormwind 6 лет назад

"now this fella's from London England. He's an Englishman working in cooperation with our boys, a sort of secret agent" "secret agent! on who's side?!" followed by... "well we can't all be geniuses"

@alluurpo 4 года назад

at 13:34, when you look at the background, how FAST is that boat sailing? :DD

@alluurpo 4 года назад

I'd thought Gods had bigger problems than the soft details of soap operas

@fredbobberts5753 2 года назад

Oh c’mon! “Egyptian builders” “At least he died happy” “Can you play another tune?” “Pyramids” (snacks tie out of hand, man falls) “Helpful chap” (From M as Bond makes cappuccino) “Does it do anything else?” “The deck was slightly stacked in my favor” “Don’t go in there without a mongoose”

@jayquanvo5134 2 года назад

Laughed my ass off. 😂 They’re all great but Moore had such great comedic timing and charm. Brosnan was great too. “A SECRET AGENT!!!??? On who’s Side??!!! “What is Bond doing?? I think he’s attempting re-entry..” “Hand up! I think you’ve caught me with more than my hands up..” “Is something the matter? Just a slight stiffness coming on.”

@paul1979uk2000 5 лет назад

Arnold must of watched a lot of James Bond movies growing up and thought, every one of my movies needs a one liner and a pun lol.

@Jjhardy1 Год назад

Brosnan definitely had the best gun barrel sequence

@davidgriffiths7696 3 года назад

“better than looking cleverer than you are” JC wrote that one himself I’d guess.

@sheridan5175 3 года назад

18:37 Character development

@manoman0 4 года назад

19:00 - Chaim Topol, he also played in Flash Gordon... Yeah, you're welcome.

@carl5192 3 года назад

9:31 always cracks me up

@BLSoldier00 2 года назад

Bond, when Natalya was held at gunpoint: "Kill her! She means nothing to me." Later.... Natalya, when Bond was held at gunpoint: "Go ahead! Shoot him! He means nothing to me." Lol

@Ohm_mega 3 года назад

3:25 _"I'm just here for the birds"_ When Fleming chose the name "James Bond" he wanted his spy to have a nondescript name, so took the name from an author of a book on Caribbean ornithology. James Bond died on 14 February 1989

@aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад

Fun Fact: *Bird Is ENGLISH SLANG (UK, USA, Australia) for girl or woman, especially one considered sexually attractive.*

@thenet0120002 5 лет назад

Bond is entertainment at it's highest. You all deserve the best time in a movie theatre and bond can deliver if the Producers, Writers, Directors and Actors understand how special and important to fans it can be. Bring back intrigue bring back some humor bring back charm don't treat the audience like fouls but as partners in a special experience for young and old to enjoy together.

@nocigar7730 Год назад

A Shrimply fantastic tribute to 007. With his license to krill.

@truthseeker3503 3 года назад

Daniel Craigs Bond scenes always look like they come out of a BBC drama lol

@plumscentedvodka4685 5 лет назад

PUNdercover agent

@RogerMurdock 3 года назад

Loved John Cleese. "Ah, the legendary 007 wit...or at least half of it." Hahaha

@alangreig4261 4 года назад

0:29 I love this one

@alialmuhanna4938 Год назад

15:22 You can tell James is clinging to Q.

@BangingMash 4 года назад

I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up!

@lescobrandon3047 6 лет назад

Sean Connery, the original and still the best.

@crazyfroggie6546 4 года назад

My God Whats Bond doing?? I think he's attempting re-entry sir...THE BEST LINE Q ever said.

@tina11ys 4 года назад

I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up😂😂

@darrenshank9170 4 года назад

Roger Moore dropping the fish out the window of the Lotus after he drove out of the ocean... Utterly Hilarious...

@stephenkane7499 9 месяцев назад

Excellent job! Thank you!

@trainfan-ks5hk 5 лет назад

Quite a good picture Q the quality is especially nice showing even the most significant and smallest detail

@colincrotty3479 2 года назад

6:25 "I think he's attempting re-entry" lmaoooooo

@rextransformation7418 4 года назад

Well, time to watch 'em all again.

@ThePrelude2life 6 лет назад

yo... mad respect for using that Goldeneye theme song in your intro

@markusmuller6173 2 года назад

(4:44) My favourite ! :) :)

@martythetickler 6 лет назад

Bond: Q, have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently.

@tomsmurf4225 6 лет назад

Alt. Dialogue: Bond: "Q, have I ever let you down?" Q: "I keep a list of all the times, it's alphabetized."

@LittleDebbie187717 6 лет назад

Bond: Q, have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently. Bond: I'm gonna end you, Q, you snot-nosed old geezer! (Shoots Q with his Walther PPK)

@seilenberger 6 лет назад

16:36

@seilenberger 6 лет назад

Tom Smurf Yu Lock Carnage Count

@ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад

Q: "What you should ask is when did you not, 007"

@teamtinyturtle9103 6 лет назад

Well, that was 20 minutes of my time spent very wisely.

@annescholey6546 4 года назад

Ooh behave

@Smoothie_The_Gamecat 4 года назад

Puts a smile in my heart.

@moyedchowdhury7697 3 года назад

😆

@DragoChronicSmoker42 6 лет назад

"i am Mr.Kill" "huh well that's a name to die for" XD

@frankiwinniebouchard7699 5 лет назад

DragoChronicSmoker42 😹😆

@lp115lp 4 года назад

"His name is 'Jaws' He kills people" R.I.P. Richard

@natesmith5493 4 года назад

Loved his appearce in happy gilmore

@crazyfroggie6546 4 года назад

The scene with him biting the cable car cable was good, it was a specially made piece of liquorice just for him as he loved it.

@David-281 4 года назад

And Roger

@pek5117 4 года назад

I love how he helps james in moonraker and gets the girl and becomes the hero.

@Rigicai05 3 года назад

May he rest in peace.

@razvaz 6 лет назад

"The Man with the Golden Pun" would have been better.

@David.L291 5 лет назад

the man with the Golden bum, operation budha lol

@afonsosousa2684 4 года назад

Licence to Quip

@GoranXII 4 года назад

A pity many of these weren't actually puns.

@andyjlyon1 4 года назад

Dr Ho!

@andyjlyon1 4 года назад

On her Majesty's smirking service!

@simul8rduude 5 лет назад

*blows two people away with the double barrel shotgun* "welcome to scotland" most accurate thing i've ever seen.

@ethanmcfarland8240 4 года назад

Nah people don’t own guns in Scotland

@wheatleygaming3652 3 года назад

@@ethanmcfarland8240 shame

@seantaggart7382 3 года назад

@@ethanmcfarland8240 or do they? Nah they don't But im happy for that *SLASH* because who needs a gun when swords do the job?

@erikellis3998 3 года назад

United States of America yes they do

@TheBandit025Nova 10 месяцев назад

@@ethanmcfarland8240I believe they use Claymores

@abeerfaisal1986 4 года назад

17:07 Elektra : "I could have given you the World." Bond: "THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH." Elecktra: "Foolish sentiment." Bond: "Family motto." Just epic

@maverick8520 2 года назад

That's actually from the books. It's Bonds family motto.

@RedCard94 5 лет назад

"My god, what's Bond doing?!" "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir." LMFAO!!!!!

@hollypebbles 5 лет назад

Keeping The British End Up, Sir.

@raminybhatti5740 2 года назад

He's talking about his cock.

@aleksandarvil5718 Год назад

Entering G-Zone !!!

@59771006 5 лет назад

Bond: Forgive me Father for I have sinned Q: That's putting it mildly 007

@FireOccator 6 лет назад

I think he is attempting reentry, sir.

@mehrdadsoleymani9637 6 лет назад

FireOccator one small step for man

@TheJohngilberttyler 5 лет назад

Come again?

@URBANBLITZPARKOUR 5 лет назад

Well tell him to pull out

@logandarklighter 5 лет назад

@@TheJohngilberttyler "Come again?" Apogee and Perigee my dear lad. Apogee and Perigee... (Admittedly you have to be a bit of a NASA nerd to get that reference... :D )

@trevorlemon9006 4 года назад

@@TheJohngilberttyler oh he will

@Maadhawk 3 года назад

1:56 you could tell she was having a HARD time not laughing her ass off at the name of her character.

@angrygrandpa141 6 лет назад

« She always did enjoy a good squeeze » Dead

@kellyweingart3692 6 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@kellyweingart3692 5 лет назад

“Can you swim?”

@kellyweingart3692 5 лет назад

“I think we’ve met”

@kellyweingart3692 5 лет назад

“A woman?”

@THRASHDEATH1995 5 лет назад

"Backseat driver".

@potatogod9134 5 лет назад

*For Your Puns Only* *Puns are Forever* *The Pun is Not Enough* *Pun Never Dies* *Dr. Pun* *Live and let Pun* *The man with the Golden Pun* *From Pun with Love*

@hollypebbles 5 лет назад

You Only Pun Twice Thunderpun Pun Raker On Her Majesty's Secret Pun License To Pun

@autopreneur 5 лет назад

A View to a Pun Pun Another Day Punfinger GoldenPun Octopun

@harry69007 4 года назад

Goldenpun, pun another day , casino punale , sky pun.

@shamrock141 4 года назад

Introducing Bond 25 *No* *Time* *To* *Pun*

@alexeiperistykh4480 4 года назад

You and other guys, except Shamrock, please "Pun Another Day"!

@Badchi 3 года назад

"Tomorrow never dies" is the most underrated Bond movie in history. Not only was it good when it came out, it aged like fine wine and became even more relatable with mass media mogul being the bad guy and western-chinese conflict being in the focus.

@G_de_Coligny 3 года назад

Agreed. Plus the Soundtrack from Moby was excellent… and the BMW parking chase… so much win…

@scsutton1 2 года назад

I watched it back the other day. It couldn't be more relevant to the present day if it tried.

@doctorjones300 2 года назад

And it has what I think is the best gunbarrel sequence overall.

@c.hunter9069 2 года назад

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@SparrowNoblePoland 2 года назад

Actually it was based on a real story of newspaper faking a conflict and almost causing a war, but in reality it happened in an earlier century, and it was between USA and Cuba. Read on Spanish-American war of 1898.