1 Billion Lions VS Every Stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure... 

a popular question of the same thread is 1 Billion Lions vs the Sun and the Sun is itself a stand ability

just simply get jotaro to say “So it’s the same type of stand.” so he can pull out 1 billion lions

if you think about survivor can technically solo all 1 billion lions by making them fight each other

No user? Man the hand is finally gonna get to show off its full power

There’s also C-Moon who could literally just turn gravity upside down and instantly kill all lions by sending them into the atmosphere.

I think it would be hilarious to think of Kira Yoshikage, last on the field, and as the lions slowly circle him he tells one lion everything about him. The lion doesn't understand but then bites the dust activates, now that lion is even more confused because the battle just restarted.

The lions when Bohemian Rhapsody summons every Pokémon: 😨

Keep in mind, The Sun, Magician's Red and Greatful Dead would make a crazy combo.

2:56 Just one quick thing that I'm sure others have pointed out, the Grateful Dead doesnt affect other stands. Sex pistols seemed to be completely unaffeccted by the stand ability; the only problem was that the stand user (Mistah) was dying from it

1 billion lions: *exist* WOU’s meteor: allow me to introduce myself

Weather Report is the real MVP 😂 He can literally just delete the ozone layer and EVERYTHING except the stands are dead (cause they don’t have a user)

A small thing about Grateful Dead. The aging is only shown to affect the people, not the stands themselves. We see Sticky Fingers and Sex Pistols acting just fine despite their users almost being dead at that time. Stands cant be affected by the aging, and since you clarified that it is just the stands there, stands like Grateful Dead, Purple Haze, or Ozon Baby reasonably wouldn't be able to affect any other stands besides the stands that require users, such as Love Deluxe or Emperor.

A lot of stands, without users, lose their downside or balance. And most of them become broken the moment that happens.

Something he forgot to mention is that by removing the users he's also removed stand range. That means that anything like Star Platinum is no longer limited to a few meters, and can just rush through swaths of lions without having to worry about any limitations to range since they can easily close the distance

You forgot that Justice could also possess the dead bodies of the lions, meaning that killing a lion would give not 1 but 2 zombie lions fighting for the stands

I feel like removing the stand user is a buff for the stands. Besides some of them needing stands, you remove a fatal weakness for the stand: if the user dies, the stand goes with them, minus cases like B.I.G and limp. I think users should be included

"exponentially growing numbers of invisible zombie lions" is technically one of the sentences that was ever made.

You literally forgot about the most powerful stand? Hermit purple could simply smash a camera and maybe figure out where the lions might be AT ANY TIME

Deadly combos nobody really thinks about: Grateful Dead + The Sun. Grateful Dead ages you faster the hotter you are and The Sun is, well, the sun. Probably will take less than 10 seconds of being exposed to the two of them for anything to age to dust.

My favorite combo to think about is the greatful death + the sun stand, just raises the body temperatures and therefore the aging exponentially

The funny thing is: Survivor would be one of the most deadly stands to the lions. It’s ability (if it can affect non humans) would cause the Lions to fight each other (optimistic)

I got it, Enya’s Justice stand can control things after piercing them, allowing her to puppet their corpses, she can also control multiple things at once. So even more zombie lion army.

I’m just imagining Kira running up to a lion and telling it his life story so he can use btd

“Invisible zombie lion turned dinosaur army” had me dead 💀

Not including the stand user is a HUGE advantage for the stands. A lot of stands are impossible to kill without the weakness of a vulnerable user. Also it doesn't make sense not to include the user because most stands doesn't have a mind of its own.

Having both Green Day and C-Moon on the battle field would make for a deadly combo, having C-Moon affect the gravitational pull and having the lions sent flying backward, while Green Days ability takes effect and consumes their flesh with mold!

What’s even scarier about purple haze is that he can take off the bulbs (all star battle) and throw them sometimes

Underrated combo: Weather Report and Survivor Survivor makes anything it affects go ballistic and fight at the slightest provocation, and spreads via an electrical current, you can see where this is going Make it rain, unleash Survivor, and watch

Don’t forget yellow temperance. It’s a stand that absorbs organic matter, can manifest spikes, and is seemingly immune to physical damage. As the user said, it has no weaknesses.

“I dunno man. One billion lions is a lot of lions.” -My brother

I feel like cheep trick would also be a great stand for the lions since the quantity of lions there would always be a lion looking at their backs

You glossed over Catch the Rainbow but honestly with that + Weather Report, that combo could single-handedly body all of the lions. Like, seriously. The rain is now a field of razors that slice the lions to bits when they move. GG.

just want to put in that the only limitation of The World's timestop is the user's ability to sustain it. So if it were detached from its user and simply allowed to roam free, it should theoretically be able to stop time forever and kill all the lions that way.

Weather Report and Catch the Rainbow is a great combo but you also need to remember that after a while the ground is going to be all wet, meaning that survivors will become a broken stand that can make as many lions as it wants turn on each other in aggression.

Imagine how busted weather report and hanged man combos would be. Like it’s probably not the most efficient killer, but has a crazy busted range and ability to never be killed itself unless a lion gets a lucky shot on a random raindrop at the perfect time.

Since the Lions are pursuing you, WOU won't even have to do anything.

Cheep Trick would be absolutely Devastating, the moment the stand obtains ahold of a lion, it would just tear lines through the hoard.

Wonder of U would decimate the lions cause when they try and go after it they would succumb to calamity. Theoretically, this could probably solo the lions since they would not even be able to approach Wonder of U close enough to cause damage.

And I think this only just scratches the surface of how favored the stands are. For another win by technicality, you got 20th Century Boy and Magenta Magenta just lives forever, probably surrounded by rotting lion corpses, but still technically a win. And for a crazy synergy, we got Blue Hawaii from part 8, that makes any human or animal seek onto a target in and attack, essentially. So long as the victim has touched something the user has linked to, so let's say one of Joshu's teeth and kinda just, throw it into the lion mob. Then the lions, not understanding strategy or patterns, will simply attack the traitorous lion. This will likely give the lion who killed the mind controlled lion some feeling of guilt, and that's where Civil War comes in. This will basically animate what they feel guilt about, creating a SECOND ARMY OF LIONS. Theoretically, this could end with around 2 billion lions. This could also work with Survivor instead of Blue Hawaii, but then the stands would probably fight and result in a Notorious BIG only win, which is lame. Lastly, I know we barred off non canonical stands, but how do we feel about NYPD Blue from Jorge Joestar? What's the stand do? Be a cop. Just one singular fat middle aged cop. That's it. Is that too overpowered or..?

1:10 Bruh all part 8 stand users are lions ... That's why its called jojo"lion"

Me using Osiris to beat all the lions in a poker game:

People very often forget that The World has endless time stop potential. The reason Dio didnt was because he was still getting use to the power. And even he said that he eventually would have been able to stop time forever. So with this being said, I think the conclusion is obvious

I would've thought Survivor would be the ultimate MVP. Instead of creating an exponentially growing army, it just makes everyone go into a free-for-all.

Survivor could hand nearly most of the lions as its “creates chaos” by making aggression

Other than this video being very good, this brings me to the most important question of all: how can someone actually think 1 billion lions could beat all Pokémon? I feel like anybody who actually think the lions could win have never played, read or watched any form of Pokémon media.

There's another stand in Part 5 that would also help and that is Chariot Requiem If you count making the lions evolve into other creatures as a kill ofc Besides, if the body swap is used, then the already existing stands in the battlefield are going to be buffed

I just realized The grateful dead and The sun together are literally unstoppable. The sun makes everything warmer to the point that aging is instant and they would dehydrate VERY fast. also Both have a large AOE radius

Also going off the lions being tightly packed cheap trick could be pretty effective because if they are tightly packed it can go on a back removing lifeforce removal shrinking rampage

I think Soft and Wet should also count as an MVP not for how many loins he kills but for how many stand he saves. Think about it just have Soft and Wet remove the aging of all the other stands or the ability to get sick or any other thing that might cause friendly fire and boom the stands are doing a lot better then they where doing before.

“Exponentially growing numbers of invisible zombie lions” - Brand new sentence

Weather Report not only enables Catch the Rainbow, but it also enables Hanged Man, giving you an invincible one shot machine flying around the battlefield at lightspeed cutting all their legs off before they can even move.

Ngl purple haze could just be chucking some bulbs into the battlefield until one side dies out

A lot of stands, especially ones from later parts are just perfectly suited for killing 1 billion lions. I Am A Rock could be combined with Cream to essentially create an endless Absorber of Lions. All it takes is Man in The Mirror to ensure every stand’s (and stand user’s) safety in the case that something risky for both sides like Grateful Dead is used.

True mvp is Bohemian Rhapsody. Man literally can create a character that specifically is able to erase 1b lions in one blink and then fly to a moon or smth. This is truly best stand out there to win this fight

...and in the crowd of stand users,you hear only a single sentence: "Yo, Josuke!" - Okuyasu

“And now, I will write on myself with Heaven’s Door! I can now kill all lions with the snap of my fingers!”

I feel like adding the users back would make this drastically more fair

It's hilarious the number of stands that can basically solo the lions, but would kill all the other stands. Also I don't know if the vid says it, I am most of the way through, but the sun could pretty much solo

I don’t think Cream has to worry that much about killing Stand Users as a battlefield to host 1 billion lions is so huge there are probably points in which he can catch a break for a peek if an ally is around.

I feel like white album would be really good as it’s user can skate around while loads of lions get frozen tbh it would basically be a better cream because it can see where it is going

My one thought going through all of this was one stand being able to take them all on singlehandedly by practically juzt walking. Wonder of U. Heck, he diesn't even need to walk. All he needs is for the lions to approach him then kablammo, they're kapoot. Combine that with Weather Report's raining, even the simplest of rains, and we got bullets coming form the sky.

I'm surprised you didn't even bring up the sun I mean we already knows who wins that one.

You could probably counter the downside of Grateful Dead with Ghiaccio's stand (I forgor the name), but you'd have to be careful not to get the lions in his range as well or it would negate Grateful Dead entirely

Back to Pokemon introducing Magcargo being as hot as the sun.

not to mention, some stands have abillities that can combo off eachother for exampel: A silver charriot holding an anubis with armor release has shown to not only become faster and more stronger, but combined with silver charriot's after images, it can shred through lions like a living blender Imagine Kiss not only duplicating the projectiles of stands that use projectiles, but also imagine kiss duplicating anubis and now silver charrtiot is basically a blur that can match made in heaven's speed stands like emporer could be held by other stands, so emporer could be held by tusk act 4, and sex pistols could team up with tusk act 4 plus emporer, to bounce the projectiles of both emporer and tusk one last exampel, to add to the ever expanding army of sheer heart attacks, zombie lions, dinosuars, and zombie dinosuars we could add bad company and survivor, to add more to the army, so lions would be attcking eachother, while bad company wipe them out

10:10 Actually, I think Notorious B.I.G. is just a normal remote controled stand. At the end of SHA4, Kira summons SHA, lops off his left hand and says: "Sheer Heart Attack, you're now free". SHA survived losing its origin, which means it's technically post mortal as well.

Because of d4clt I think stands win because the damage goes back to all the nearby lions unless they learn infinite rotation stand users are fine. Lol this got really popular!

0:05 The focus on this thumbnail with gardevoir is gold.

If “weather report” and “wonder of u” we’re together it would be op because of how the flow of calamity works with rain.

If they had the sun stand from stardust crusaders it's gonna make sheer heart attack even stronger and the aging one as well

Keep in mind, there would be about 5,952,381 lions fighting EACH stand, if the lions were equally divided to each stand, a reminder of how powerful the stands are.

Yoo, wait couldn’t that guy who can make things big and small combo with worst company, just basically an army

For the grateful dead you also have to account for the fact that 1 billion lions are making a lot of warmth making them age even faster

People sleep on Anubis so hard. Exponential growth is insane. For every kill, it becomes faster, more strategic and stronger. It could easily kill 4/5 lions in its base form, and after that it's GG and no lion can top it individually. Moreover, if you ever kill the user, it could take control of a lion and continue from where it left off

My other, in my opinion, MVP stands: -C-Moon: A stand who can manipulate gravity and send a ton of lions to the space like Kars? Very useful -Over heaven: The fastest stand who can accelerate time into a new Big Bang? Pretty OP -GER: Oh, come on! This stand is undefeatable, even a billion lions can kill him because he can cancel all attacks -D4C love train: Not only has an imprenetable defence, also his fortune retribution can affect some of the lions that are in the battle -Green day: A stand similar to purple haze, and better, because it only affects the flesh (and stands are spiritual, no-corporeal beings) -Wonder of U: Similar to D4C love train, but with the calamity making untouchable the stand And thats it, my personal MVPs stands

i like how he puts star platinum in every single thumbnail but never talks about him

Dio: hold my road roller Giorno: what lions? Pucci: MIH has already killed you

There's a huge error in the video that i need to point out, you completely got Ozone Baby wrong. At the Ozone Baby section in 04:03, you say that Ozone Baby will pressurize the air around it, and works slower in an enclosed area, but that is not correct. Ozone Baby's ability ONLY works on enclosed area, once activated, it pressurize the air within closed spaces only, not affecting open areas at all. The true deadly part of the ability is that once the closed spaces are pressured, opening them will cause a drastic decrease in air pressure, making anyone within (who are also pressured) suffer from decompression sickness and die. Meaning that anyone trapped within Ozone Baby's pressured spaces cannot escape because it's a near guaranteed instant end, making them having no choice but to stay in the closed space and suffer a slow death. So despite still being horrifying, it doesn't really work under this battle scenario since you stated it's open space, rendering the stand pretty useless. Unless stands like the Fool or Under World can make enclosed spaces for it to use the ability.

Stands win on the principle of Cream. Being a vampire, he would never need to leave his dimension for sustenance or any other reason, as shown by DIO surviving in an underwater coffin for a century. He could easily go on a massive killstreak and take every lion slowly and methodically on his own. I also feel like Justice would do a fantastic job, as each lion kill shifts the numbers in their favor. No tangible form means Justice can’t be harmed by the lions, so it’s a perfect matchup. Limp Bizkit can actually be hurt, so I’d say it’s actually a little less effective in this regard. Same goes for the zombies. Also, cool idea, could Weather Report use lightning to charge up Red Hot Chili Pepper? If so, RHCP becomes effectively immortal, and incredibly powerful. It’s also a huge boost to Foo Fighters with a rainstorm.

Love how you don't even need every stand from every part to make this an EZ W. tbh, you could take any singular part from JoJo's and their stands could likely solo. Part 3: Star Platinum/The World are both faster than light. That combined with time stop means they can likely just punch through the hoard of lions. Besides those, there's the previously mentioned Cream. Part 4: Probably the weakest part for this category, but if we're using outlast as a victory condition, than Superfly wins all by itself. And being an automatic stand, it doesn't even require a user. Only other great options here are Killer Queen (More so for the ability to blow up loads of lions at once and Bites The Dust to effectively time loop the lions to at the very least stalemate. Single targeting the lions with Part 4 Sheer Heart Attack would take far too long. ) as well as Cheap Trick which might be able to just wipe out all of the lions in one continual chain. Part 5: Besides what is mentioned in this video, Purple Haze could win through spreading it's deadly virus throughout the Lion army, and Green Day could win if it gains the high ground over the lions (albeit, if the lions use the 'ladder' strategy, they can get past it). Part 6: C-Moon flips gravity and sends all the lions into space. Made In Heaven blitz's the entire army at faster than light speed, or simply resets the universe (if we count resetting the universe as a W for the stands.) Part 7: D4C Lovetrain is broken on the defensive side and through constantly recreating new copies, D4C could eventually outlast all the lions. Part 8: I haven't actually gotten around to reading part 8, but from my understanding Wonder of U should just solo with calamity manipulation. If not, than I'm sure Ozon Baby will do the trick.

I think you're underestimating the utility of The World and Star Platinum: The World. While they are mostly single-target stands, they both share the ability to stop time. Which means that, from a pitched battle deployment position, they can each be used to effectively instantly move any stand they need into position, extract stands that are in danger of getting overwhelmed, and provide support where needed basically without any time passing. Of course they're practically guaranteed to take out a few lions as well, but their best use would be support.

Another stand that would be a MVP is Wonder of U since all it needs to activate is for someone to "pursue" it or it's user. Which it's version pursue is extremely vague, meaning if they looked at the stand or user or thought about killing him, then the ability of calamity would activate making just about anything deadly. Trip on a pebble? Your leg is gone. One of the lions accidentally bumped into one other? Suddenly a domino effect of lions squishing like they were made of jello.

"1 billion lions in perfect sunny weather" weather report:

Imagine this, Horus + White Wlbum distributing ice while Grateful Dead ages the lions. Would take a while but with zoning stands like The Fool you could prolly make an impenetrable fortress to stock up, and since this will prolly take a while to end, Pearl Jam could be used on the lions along with The Sun to create lion Jerky that heals you.

After seeing the part about the video stating the battle would be without the user, I immediately have come to the conclusion that many stands could most likely solo this, the ones that come to mind are the geb, sun, sethan, cream, and hanged man(which could out live the lions at minimum) only considering part 3 stands, not to say the other parts don’t have it better.

I think cheap trick could play a very similar role as BIG, it’s even more amazing if the curse effects still active off a corpse plus lions would be attracted to eachother so it’s like an infective forever virus

the combo of the greatful dead and THE SUN and white album is perfect

"exponentionaly growing army of invisible zombie lions turned dinosaur" is not a sentence i thought i would hear today.

You left out Wonder of You, he could sit in place and eat lunch ot smh while the lions die as they try to follow him also Weather Report and Catch the Rainbow would be a pretty cool combo, you should make a video about best stand combos

Another use of the MVP Weather Report is creating a strong air current lifting every lion up in the air to a point where the drop would kill them and then just letting them fall which means possibly killing every lion in one stupidly broken attack

I thought the sun would be up there because it's THE LITERAL SUN

10:05 not necessarily correct. A postmortem stand isn't exclusively accessible when the user is dead, it can be used while alive but simply remains after death. You see Carne summon a bipedal version of notorious b.i.g before he dies.

You forgot Woder of U. If anyone pursues the stand, the target will experience a Calamity, so all the lions would get calamities and die violently.

The stands win for sure ( you didn't mention this, but Superfly could be camped on infinitely as the lions just kill themselves by reflecting their own damage against them). But I do think to make this fair, you need to put every stand user alongside the stand so that some of the stands can be stopped by just having their user swarmped. Grateful Dead is an MVP, but even 1000 old lions would tear Prosciutto to shreds.

The hand: "you spin me right round, baby right round like a record baby, right round round round!"

for the grateful dead problem, just have heaven's door write "fog only affects lions" on it and the battle becomes child's play. and weather report can raise the temperature so that the lions have a higher body temperature and the stand takes much less time.(the same things can be say for purple Haze)

I thought it was against each stand ALONE. And even then I thought stands would still win (with more individual victories, not as a whole)

Legend says that Araki is one of the Dio's vampires who explain us the story of his master

"But 1 billion lions is a bunch of lions" mf when i erase them from existence with za hando

i also think that C-Moon will do a pretty big job cause if we look at the size of his effect (2mile ) he can just elevate lions in the sky and and then turn gravity to normal and they just die due to the ground. The lions will still attacking him so he can have a lot of lions in his 2mile Radius