Ik ben Nederlander. Ik moet eerlijk toegeven, de Vlaamse humor daar kan zelfs de Nederlandse vaak niet tegenop. Hier in Nederland moet over elk wissewasje in de tv-wereld gediscussieerd worden, en dat haalt de ziel eruit.
I don’t mean to be impolite, but that’s not a viable option for this program. They’re sponsored by the Flemish government, which fairly recently decided to cut the budget. Ever since they’ve tried not to spread themselves too thinly, but it remains a struggle - and sometimes their lack of means shows. Still, it’s cool to see an ‘outsider’ enjoy the program in some way 😊
There's a Dutch CC on screen so Google translate. The narrator's part without at the beginning is as follows: It's 1st of September and the schools are open again. And now the Flemish government doesn't advise to work from home anymore, also a lot of adults go back to the office.
Saw this one going viral on LinkedIn, with English subtitles. Would be great to spread it from the original source, although subtitles would be necessary!
The one I saw on LinkedIn was this video source: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8UIqLCTMnHk.html I'd really like a proper 1080p, with English subtitles directly from the makers instead so not have to have original subs blurred out behind...
Flemish/Dutch + my attempt at English translation (feel free to edit or use): Het is een september en de scholen te openen weer hun deuren en nu de vlaamse overheid niet aanbeveelt om te telen weg nu gaan ook veel volwassenen voor de eerste keer terug naar kantoor. It's Septemb er 1 and the schools are opening their doors again. Now the Flemish government does not advocate working from home, many adults are also going to the office for the first time. Ik wil niet. I don't wanna. Allee, je gaat al je vriendjes terugzien. C'mon, you'll see all your little friends. Luk, Rita, Mark (names) Ah kijk, daar is Steve van de accounting al. Look! It's Steve from accounting already! Heb je je brooddoos? Do you have your lunchbox? Ja. Yeah. Hier nog een koek. Here's another cookie. Wel, wel, wel. Dag, Frank. Well, well, well. Hi, Frank. Wat zeggen we dan? Dag, leidinggevende. (he repeats) What do we say? "Hello, manager." (he repeats) Hij es een beetje zenuwachtig. He's a bit nervous. Ik ben eigenlijk ook een beetje zenuwachtig. I'm actually a bit nervous too. Maar we gaan allerlei toffe dingen doen vandaag. But we're going to do all kinds of cool stuff today. We gaan spreadsheet maken. We gaan vergaderen over de kwartaalcijfers. We'll make spreadsheets. We'll have a meeting about the quarterly numbers. Ik moet trouwens ook weg, want wij hebben WO (wereldorientatie) en de nieuwe themakaft wordt uitgelegd So... I have to go because we have world studies and new subject will be explained. Ah, voila. Zie je? Zeg, wie heeft er zin een lekker tasje koffie? Ah, okay. See? Say, who here wants a taste cup of coffee? Kom. Come. He, die komt straks wel terug. Hey, she'll be back for sure. Tot morgen x3 Till tomorrow x3 En? Hoe was het? And? How was it? Superleuk. Kijk, ik heb het vergaderrapport mogen uittypen. So cool. Look, they let me type out the meeting report. Amai, heb jij dat gemaakt? Wow, did you make that? Ja Yep. Steve heeft wel een ongelukje gehad. Kijk. Steve had a bit of an accident. Look. Omdat jij zo flink bent geweest, gaan we vanavond spaghetti eten, en gaan we naar De Afspraak kijken. Because you were so brave, we'll have spaghetti tonight, and we'll watch De Afspraak (a news/talk show). Yes. Wie zijn de gasten? Woo. Who are the guests? Mia Doornaert (journalist name) O, weeral? Again? Lopen, lopen, lopen Run, run, run
Here's my translation: VOICEOVER: _It's the 1st of September and the schools are opening their doors again. And now that the Flemish government is no longer recommending teleworking, many adults can also return to the office for the first time._ FRANK: I don't wanna. GIRL: Come on, you'll see all your friends again: Luk, Rita, Mark... Oh look there is Steve from Accounting already! Do you have your lunchbox? FRANK: Yeah. GIRL: Here, have another cookie. MANAGER: Well, well, well. Hi, Frank. GIRL: What do we say then? "Hello, manager." FRANK: Hello manager... GIRL: He's a bit nervous. MANAGER: I'm actually a bit nervous too. But we're going to do all sorts of cool things today! We're going to make spreadsheets, we're going to meet about the quarterly statistics... GIRL: I actually have to go too, because we have orientation day, and the new topics will be explained. MANAGER: Ah, there you go. You see? Say, who feels like a tasty cup of coffee? Come. [INSIDE] FRANK: * sobs * MANAGER: Hey, she'll be back soon enough. [OUTSIDE, END OF DAY] - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. GIRL: And? How was it? FRANK: Super cool! Look, they let me type out the meeting report! GIRL: Oh my, did you make that? FRANK: Yeah. Steve had a bit of an accident. Look. GIRL: Since you've been so brave, we're going to eat spaghetti tonight, and we're going to watch De Afspraak [talk show]. FRANK: Yes! Who are the guests? GIRL: Mia Doornaert. FRANK: Oh, again? GIRL: Run, Run, Run
@@ikweetgeennaam8839 no it's not.... Lopen = running ; walking = wandelen at least here, a few kilometers further, over the border with The Netherlands, "lopen" = walking and rennen = running, but we, in Flanders, don't say "rennen"
@@a.m.2206 😀 Graag gedaan! 😊 Ik beloof plechtig opnieuw mijn best te doen, maar de ene woordspeling zal al geslaagder zijn dan de andere én soms post ik er ook gewoon te veel (zoals je al op de filmpjes van vandaag kan merken 😅🙈). Maar goed, 't was lang geleden, dus meteen goed uit de startblokken geschoten! 😀
My English translation: VOICEOVER: _It's the 1st of September and the schools are opening their doors again. And now that the Flemish government is no longer recommending teleworking, many adults can also return to the office for the first time._ FRANK: I don't wanna. GIRL: Come on, you'll see all your friends again: Luk, Rita, Mark... Oh look there is Steve from Accounting already! Do you have your lunchbox? FRANK: Yeah. GIRL: Here, have another cookie. MANAGER: Well, well, well. Hi, Frank. GIRL: What do we say then? "Hello, manager." FRANK: Hello manager... GIRL: He's a bit nervous. MANAGER: I'm actually a bit nervous too. But we're going to do all sorts of cool things today! We're going to make spreadsheets, we're going to meet about the quarterly statistics... GIRL: I actually have to go too, because we have orientation day, and the new topics will be explained. MANAGER: Ah, there you go. You see? Say, who feels like a tasty cup of coffee? Come. [INSIDE] FRANK: * sobs * MANAGER: Hey, she'll be back soon enough. [OUTSIDE, END OF DAY] - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. GIRL: And? How was it? FRANK: Super cool! Look, they let me type out the meeting report! GIRL: Oh my, did you make that? FRANK: Yeah. Steve had a bit of an accident. Look. GIRL: Since you've been so brave, we're going to eat spaghetti tonight, and we're going to watch De Afspraak [talk show]. FRANK: Yes! Who are the guests? GIRL: Mia Doornaert. FRANK: Oh, again? GIRL: Walk, walk, walk. _Deze vertaling mag worden gebruikt om echte Engels ondertitels te maken, geen accreditatie nodig._
De Ideale Wereld is niet meer online te zien (zoals gesuggereerd wordt in de aftiteling) als je niet in Belgie ingeschreven bent en je een Begisch Digid kunt aantonen. Veel Nederlandse fans kunnen dus niet online kijken. Dit dankzij Europese regelgeving. Jammer dat een maatschappelijk relevant programma betaald met belastinggeld voor een aanzienlijk publiek wordt gecensureerd.
copy/paste from my earlier reply: There's a Dutch CC on screen so Google translate. The narrator's part without at the beginning is as follows: It's 1st of September and the schools are open again. And now the Flemish government doesn't advise to work from home anymore, also a lot of adults go back to the office.
Here's my full translation: VOICEOVER: _It's the 1st of September and the schools are opening their doors again. And now that the Flemish government is no longer recommending teleworking, many adults can also return to the office for the first time._ FRANK: I don't wanna. GIRL: Come on, you'll see all your friends again: Luk, Rita, Mark... Oh look there is Steve from Accounting already! Do you have your lunchbox? FRANK: Yeah. GIRL: Here, have another cookie. MANAGER: Well, well, well. Hi, Frank. GIRL: What do we say then? "Hello, manager." FRANK: Hello manager... GIRL: He's a bit nervous. MANAGER: I'm actually a bit nervous too. But we're going to do all sorts of cool things today! We're going to make spreadsheets, we're going to meet about the quarterly statistics... GIRL: I actually have to go too, because we have orientation day, and the new topics will be explained. MANAGER: Ah, there you go. You see? Say, who feels like a tasty cup of coffee? Come. [INSIDE] FRANK: * sobs * MANAGER: Hey, she'll be back soon enough. [OUTSIDE, END OF DAY] - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. GIRL: And? How was it? FRANK: Super cool! Look, they let me type out the meeting report! GIRL: Oh my, did you make that? FRANK: Yeah. Steve had a bit of an accident. Look. GIRL: Since you've been so brave, we're going to eat spaghetti tonight, and we're going to watch De Afspraak [talk show]. FRANK: Yes! Who are the guests? GIRL: Mia Doornaert. FRANK: Oh, again? GIRL: Walk, walk, walk.
Accents from the southern provinces of the Netherlands tend not to have the hard guttural G either, it's mostly Holland and north of there that do that.
Although the "Blatdeutsch" of the North sounds similar, the Germans use to say Nederlans is not a language but a throat disease. I lived in The Hague for a year and I must say it is quite an accurate description. For exemple the name of the city sounds like Ten Rhrrrárrrhr.
copy/paste from my earlier reply: There's a Dutch CC on screen so Google translate. The narrator's part without at the beginning is as follows: It's 1st of September and the schools are open again. And now the Flemish government doesn't advise to work from home anymore, also a lot of adults go back to the office.
VOICEOVER: _It's the 1st of September and the schools are opening their doors again. And now that the Flemish government is no longer recommending teleworking, many adults can also return to the office for the first time._ FRANK: I don't wanna. GIRL: Come on, you'll see all your friends again: Luk, Rita, Mark... Oh look there is Steve from Accounting already! Do you have your lunchbox? FRANK: Yeah. GIRL: Here, have another cookie. MANAGER: Well, well, well. Hi, Frank. GIRL: What do we say then? "Hello, manager." FRANK: Hello manager... GIRL: He's a bit nervous. MANAGER: I'm actually a bit nervous too. But we're going to do all sorts of cool things today! We're going to make spreadsheets, we're going to meet about the quarterly statistics... GIRL: I actually have to go too, because we have orientation day, and the new topics will be explained. MANAGER: Ah, there you go. You see? Say, who feels like a tasty cup of coffee? Come. [INSIDE] FRANK: * sobs * MANAGER: Hey, she'll be back soon enough. [OUTSIDE, END OF DAY] - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. GIRL: And? How was it? FRANK: Super cool! Look, they let me type out the meeting report! GIRL: Oh my, did you make that? FRANK: Yeah. Steve had a bit of an accident. Look. GIRL: Since you've been so brave, we're going to eat spaghetti tonight, and we're going to watch De Afspraak [talk show]. FRANK: Yes! Who are the guests? GIRL: Mia Doornaert. FRANK: Oh, again? GIRL: Walk, walk, walk.
