10 AliExpress Brands I'll NEVER Review! 

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Yep, there are some things in this world that you just can't unsee 😳

This video should come with a warning!!! BTW, who did the makeup?

Ah, was that Jody? I had a tingle for a minute their. Dame it. Jody do a calander of your favourite outfits, I'd love to see them.

Now that was a coffee keyboard moment!

Makeup or an avantgarde painting!?😄😄

Women just let it "hang out" these days!

@@nielskornberg165 Speaks for him having done it himself rather than asking his wife for help.

AhahahahaaAA! Our Man,, in His Finest Hour.

First time I met Jody he was dressed as Frank N. Furter

They made him rice to the occasion?

Boom boom!

I used to work in a Chinese take-away and answered the phone. The customer asked : 'Do you deliver?' I replied : 'No, just duck'.

You say as you're wearing your new balance sneakers, golf shorts, polo and random brand baseball cap holding a Coors Light and grill tongs

Love it!

Love from The Republic of China 🇹🇼

Love from the former Isle of Formosa.

I heard rubbing Parnsrpe cures it

I have always been instantly put off by crazy brand names on AliExpress and a lot of watch RU-vidrs never seem to get affected by that. Jody is right. I'd hate to have to explain "Rdunae" to anyone I know

I cannot find any Rimalti watch anywhere, just Rmalti. The watches look fantastic, but the name is a bummer of the first order. Not sure Rimalti, a faux Italian name vaguely reminiscent of crowded beach resorts with too many Russian tourists makes me want one.

Picked up a Rmalti watch based on your review. If Gordi does not want to review this watch brand, better for you. More traffic to your site.😀

@@jjakiefte2165they have another store RIMALTI Watches store. They have not changed the name of the watches yet bit the intention is there

@@jjakiefte2165 Just buy a sterile dial model. My father and I bought two sterile mm200 and they really are amazing even without logo (he bought the aventurine and I bought the heat treated purple meteorite one)

@@stevepa999 Which one did you get? As I've reviewed two. 😆 I guess you're right.

Actually, I kind of like that silly name. Many of their watches are pretty distinctive and they kind of have a cartoon secret agent vibe (in my opinion, anyway)

I actually like the name. It sounds mysterious!

I have a mysterious code in a sterile dial that is a Robin's egg blue kind of a field watch. I like it. No complaints.

I've got a couple of Phylidas ... yeah the name isn't great but the watches themselves are lovely. I also got a Parnis .. same situation.

Phylida makes great watches for the money. The name sounds fine to me

I got the same one and felt the same way

just don't let the mamba out!

Agree. I've a R3 Seahorse and it's a fantastic watch for the money. Real sapphire, impeccable finish of the case and great lume that lasts for long. Rdunae is also very honest in advising that, if you choose the version with the orange lume ring on the dial (that I did, because that ring has only an aesthetic function) the brightness of the lume is going to last less than in the other versions, due to the composition of the material.

Hahahha! Festering Wound, coming to Kickstarter, March '23!

Agreed 👍

Yup Phylida , suprisingly are quite good quality

I got a non branded Tandorio titanium pilot for the March 24 sale and it is great!

Jody and many others aren't a fan of sterile dials because they look a bit cheap

@@fark69 Yes, but Jody doesn't keep most of the watches he buys. He can always include his detestation for the brand name in his review. I just think it's a shame Phylida isn't given the full Jody treatment, for those who don't mind the logo or its sterile counterpart, and for the channel more broadly. Its absence from the channel is quite conspicuous, given the brand's prominence on AliExpress. For the record, "Phylida" is also a dealbreaker for me. I own several (of the same) Phylida Pilot watches, none of them with a logo. The 3 subdials and date-day window help fill the void quite nicely. Perhaps Jody will change his mind and do a "I bought a watch I said I would NEVER buy!"...kind of video.

So true I have a Phylida gmt omega homage that’s truly an amazing watch

They are really good watches, they are the brand that caught my eye this year and they also have just started Nh34 gmts rolex style for 81 pounds

I recently bought their 36 mm pilot, sterile dial with red hour hand( sinn 556A homage ). 200m wr, nh35, sapphire, 65 $ shipped. Put it on a paratrooper/marina militare strap and it's a great combo.

@@PyROelementz it's a good watch for the money just wish they could have made it a little thinner, is your lume also pretty bad? I am thinking of getting a custom Nh34 but in a watch like a rolex gmt homage.... Lume is important. I'm waiting in a tan cali 38mm curved Sapphire, (intramatic style) A 39mm B style fliger.. A gray dial 62mas 300m curved Sapphire. Also ordered a cadisen ice blue day date president style that looks great, and a cadisen 37mm seamaster hommmage that's us really nice. I was going to get a bronze pt5000 but with the lume it seems like a waste. I kind of wish they gave you strap options as the 36 is pretty hard, I just wish it had better lume and a curved crystal. I also bought like 8 1967 chronos 40mm and 38mm sapphire to resell. I have alot of SD1970s to resell. I also ordered 10 NH35 movements to resell. Some people don't trust Ali and I don't blame them. At least with any of these watches mostly you could at least get your money back on ebay. I do wish they made a thinner 36mm with a subsections, seagull makes a good movement that has hacking, habdwinnding and subseconds Or a miyota offset subseconds with the crown at 4 (so subseconds are at 6 Then it would be a very nice dirty dozen style with better lume and a curved w but even without its great for the money. I'm just so sick of the NH35 I don't think most understand they have never seen Japan (made in Malaysia) and are now really cheap. If the 62 mas dial Is bad I can change it.

I have a Tandorio. I think it has a PT5000 movement.. Its nice and well made. If you want reviews of them I like watches has done some.

Said exactly the same, great quality and exceptional Seamaster and 50 fathoms homages, surprised they aren't getting more hype tbh.

Love mine also nothing wrong with that 👍

My phylida speedy homage is a masterpiece

@@TheBimmer74 yes they are amazing I really think Jodi is missing out by not reviewing them

No, Tactical Frog is definitely a better name. It has the massive benefit of being funny.

I think Octopus Kraken, Mysterious Code and Tactical Frog are good funny names for watches brands... Originals and creative... Also they are easy to remember...

She looks a bit like him -maybe it's his sister? I've got a Tandorio and wear it a lot. They have a sterile dile option when you buy it. I opted for the branded version because I like the logo and also like curry.

Yeah it's an unoriginal design and the name is awkward but it's so damn good. I sold off big brand watches because the Rdunae almost never leaves my wrist.

This is pretty much my position on Ali knives and watches. Something is wrong about them. Green Thorn knives are a prime example… they seem to make great knives for the money, but their XM-18 and Inkosi models have fake makers marks. Maybe I’ll pickup a Slysz Rat clone from them one day. No makers marks, just a plain looking knife. But who knows

Don’t bother. I have it and don’t like it, and not just because of the name.

I bought one which had Einsame Reisende 'ER' on the Ali advertising, and when the watch came, it became Mysterious Code *¡#@=×X?!!