Ditto: can I copy your homework Me: yeah but how did you come here???? Ditto: easy I copied your pikachu plush Me: oh ok can we play after my homework???? Ditto: yeah!!!!
how the world was created "Arceus go to your room!" Mew yelled "But Meeeeew!" Cried Arceus" "Don't sass me I will send you to the shadow relm corner!" "But mew I don't have a room!" "then make one..." that how the Earth was made
The only Pokémon you need is a Ditto. Want a basketball? Get a ditto. Want to impress your peeps with a Lamborghini? Get a Ditto. Want anything you want? Just get a Ditto. DITTO FOR LIFE
Me: why do vegans claim to love n wanna save animals but then decide to eat all their food so they can be overpopulated n then eventually starve n suffer as they die...?
I would love to have a Gardevoir around. I wouldn't necessarily call it scary because of what it can do, but personally I would do anything to protect my friends or family so Gardevoir and I would probably get along.
1. Sharpedo: can't swim in the water since this dude swims faster than a dolphin. 2. Hypno: he'll hypnotize you and do things.... or he'll hypnotize you to buy his mixtape "hypno hypno hypno can't you see, sometimes your pendulum hypnotize me" 3. Muk: Water supply? Poisoned 4. Tyranitar: imagine you wanting to climb a mounta...aaand it's gone. 5. Gyarados: idk what's more aggressive, this giant sucker or sharpedo. 6. Primordial Groudon: you know that tan you always wanted, *enter 2 face from Batman the dark knight*...plus, if you grab that glass of water, evaporated within seconds. 7. Primordial Kyogre: now picture that same glass of water plus a never ending rain, can't go to McDonald's because the streets are flooded, but at least you'll be hydrated af. 8. Garchomp: now picture sharpedo but in land this time and just as fast... start working on your cardio folks. 9. Fearow: picture yourself having a child...and watch this bastard picking him up and fly off into the sunset...i still miss my little brother (lol). 10. Hitmonchan: square up son! 11. Snorlax: imagine this boy blocking traffic. 12. Slaking: picture this guy being your life coach...too late. 13. Exploud: having a hard time waking up to your alarm clock? Do you care about hearing? If not? Then I got just the thing for you. 14. Skuntank: one fart and you're badly poisoned. 15. Abomasnow: instant hailstorm, talk about frostbites. 16. Tentacruel: one word.... hentai. 17. Gumshoos: He'll run for president and he'll build a barrier and light screen to keep illegal Pokemon from other regions from crossing the alolan borders. 18. Garbodor: it's a freaking walking pile of trash... nothing much to say about that. 19. Munchlax: it's a freeloader that eats all your food....want to eat that snack you've been saving? Yup, it's gone. 20. Bidoof and Bibarel: guys, if you're trying to impress the girl you like by showing off your Pokemon, yeah leave this goofy derpy looking Pokemon in your pc, not unless your flirt game is on point and you can justify having him in your party like "I don't judge anything by it's look, it's what inside that counts" *baaaaaaallllin!!!*
electrodude(when voltorb evolves idk what his name is when he evolves) plastic pokeball from Walmart with best best buy googly eyes stuck on it then plastic lightning bolts slapped on the side
Top 10 Trends: I am really glad these pokemon don't live in the real world. The next day he goes on youtube and sees a video of pokemon that actually exist, and it has all of the pokemon he mentions.
if magcargo was Hotter than the sun, then why doesnt ijust melt through the earth, into the core and out back into the other side un till the endless loop destroys our core and we all explode.
That's not how gravity works. Theoretically it would slowly melt through the crust of the the earth if it stood still for too long, as long as it kept moving it would leave a trail of molten rock in a X radius, depending on it's size and temperature differences going outwards. The more imminent danger would be that it would set a blaze things nearby, simply by existing due to the sheer heat. If it eventually did melt through, it would hit our underground oceans and not only begin to cool off but also get under enormous pressure from the gravity of the earth. In theory if we assume it's made of carbon like most living creatures on earth, it would squeeze into a diamond that would sink to the bottom of the underground oceans, never to be seen again.
A small black hole. GEE, THERE'S TOTALLY ONLY ONE DEFINITION OF A BLACK HOLE. I poke a hole in a piece of paper and color it black. But hey, you said that all black holes are the same and they are all dangerous. Time to run now.
Is it weird that I laughed at the part where he said "... hotter than the sun. (Waits a few seconds). That's stupid." And also where he compared Gardevoir's black holes to a bus "That's like saying I got hit by a small bus. Its still a bus."
i know thats the question said to my self i said can his body integrate all that heat in its body cause if its that hot then everything in its path should just melt away but, what you know its pokemon man
1 way ash died: in a movie ash ran inbetween the lasers of mew and wewtwo fighting and in doing so, the lasers turned ash to stone. then one of the pokemon attempted to revive ash and... yeah it failed and then everyone cryed. misty cryed, picachu cryed, and even mewtwo, mew, and all the other clones cryed. then all the pokemon tryed to revive ash and all together, there revive was successful.
Gardevoir isn't that dangerous, a theory by Matpat said that a small black hole can only remain stable for a split second, and that it'd have to be the size of the sun or something to do real damage.
That, is sadly not true... Sorry to be correcting, i really am not trying to be rude but a black hole the size of a small dog house could probably wipe out the earth in a few hours. You see, to keep a black hole open it needs many chemicals and neutrons. If there was a blackhole the size of a doghouse, with all of these it would destroy the earth in a few hours.
@@Firebird69 it would have to be a out 100 times the size of earth before shrinking though. And the black hole would probably grow to accommodate the need for surviving
Mewtwo = Ultron of Pokemon universe Both created artificially to do something else than eventually becoming evil and killing everybody. Both also has their perfect counterparts in Mew and Vision, whom represent more natural and human side of excistance. They are also made from "each other" and share equal skillset.
