I just subscribed to your new channel Top Conspiracies!! I wish you great success! With YT not treating people correctly now it's up to us chickens on the watching side to make sure we have your backs lol. Since Matt Santoro is my fav I agree he's inspiring. That and my son (11) and I can watch you together, barely a day goes by where either he or I don't do the "Knowledge Whale". I remember when you had a hard time ending your videos, well not anymore, you nailed it, best sign off still!!! And thanks for staying true to who you are, your great to watch and it's refreshing to know some people can still take the road less traveled and not become pressured into being a sell out 😁
911: 911 what's your emergency? Big Foot: hi it's big foot, there are these hunters that keep harassing me about my feet, do you think you can send someone over? i'm in the forest. 911: don't worry mr. foot, we'll send someone over right away Big Foot: please do, their harassment keeps getting worse
Matt:It is illegal to harrass Bigfoot.... Me: *hysterical laughter* Matt: ...in Washington. Me: C'mon fellow Washingtonians, you are better than this! 😠
I live in Virginia & im telling you that law is broken COOOOONSTANTLY!!! I once had more high school classmates come trick or treat at my door than kids
A friend got hold of a book or magazine full of weird, archaic laws still on the books from a hundred years or so ago. He was chortling over one, from a New England state, which said it is illegal to sleep on a shelf in a bakery. He also mentioned one that I recently saw mentioned in a sci-fi novel that essentially said if two "motor-cars" (from 1890 or so, apparently) arrive simultaneously at an intersection of the road, neither can go forward until the other one yields the right-of-way. (Maybe there are still ancient "brass" cars rusting away in the woods somewhere because neither one could move until the other one did?)
The car law goes back to Ohio when two cars entered a crossroad at same time causing a collision , two brothers hit each other but the real kicker was they were the only two cars in Ohio at the time , only Ohio where only cars in the state hit each other .
Well to be fair at one point people thought pinball was a form of gambling. I think someone eventually proved that pinball actually took effort and tactics and thus didnt rely on luck.
Meh, some of those laws have an actual logic behind them. Like the bigfoot one, it's not about protecting a creature that doesn't exist. It's to lower the chance of some crazed bigfoot hunter shooting someone on accident while trying to hunt the "creature".
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The big foot law I think was probably to stop some one from shooting people pulling pranks in a furry suit. Big foot sightings do happen one town over from me. But Usally u smell him first
The law in Alabama about blind folds is not what you made it out to be. Obstruction of view is the law and that exist in every state. Its not a law just about blind folds, that would be ridiculous just like you said. There can be a lot of scenarios for obstruction of view. Like over packing your car....
I wonder how the police would control that...would they just come into everyone's house and be like "HEY YOU SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT?! No...you're just taking a dump...? Okay, sorry..."
If you think some of the laws in the USA are nuts just remember we have near 1500 years more idiocy in lawmaking. EG it is still illegal to play football (soccer) on a Sunday, it's illegal to be in Cambridge in public on a Sunday without buckles on your shoes, It's illegal to sneeze in Norwich, and there are still places where you can shoot a Welshman with a longbow on Sundays.
Weird laws of Idaho: 1) It is against the law to live in a dog kennel/house unless you're a dog. 2) In Idaho Falls, it illegal to ride a motorcycle if you're over 88 (this kinda makes sense?) 3) It's illegal to ride a merry-go-round on a Sunday. 4) Selling an "Idaho Deluxe" potato with rot, blemishes, or sun damage can get you sent to jail for up to six months (we have standard here)
I did read that it is illegal in Arkansas to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant (I want to know who did that) and in Oklahoma it's illegal to hunt whale...don't know how you could do that in Oklahoma but there you go.
Between The Lines it should make sense to not chain an alligator in a fire hydrant for the safety of the people who intend to use it during fires specially firemen
Seriously, I love your videos. I think I watch your channel the most. Lol This is so awesome. Love this one. I literally laughed out loud. It’s you Matt that makes this the best! Haha
Obstruction of view does not necessarily mean blindfolds. It can mean shading the windshield, large stickers on the rear window, or a large crack on the windshield. Totally reasonable and the law exists pretty much everywhere
I forget where and when but I think it was Sweden and there was a ruler named Gessler who made laws just to annoy the citezens and he made a law that he had to put his hat on a pole and *EVERYONE HAD* to *BOW* to it even if they *DIDN'T KNOW* and there were *NO* exceptions and a man called William Tell didn't know so he didn't bow and as a punishment Gessler made William shoot an arrow at an apple balanced on his sons *HEAD* so William hot *TWO* arrows at the ready so he shot the apple and his son lived and Gessler asked William why he got out the two arrows and William told him " *IF THE FIRST ARROW WENT THROUGH MY SON'S HEAD THE SECOND ONE WOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH YOU HEART* " and then left.
"Save Bigfoot!!! and keep your ASSES clean!!" Hahahaha!!!! That's f****ing great!!!! I had forgotten about this video!! With today's "stay at home" regulation/order here in my unfortunate state of Ohio, laughter/ light heartedness sure is a good thing!!
I once heard that drinking a daiquiri while driving In New Orleans counts as driving with an open container unless the drink has a straw in it. Then, apparently, it's totally fine! (I really hope I'm wrong about that lol).
I've tried almond milk, and after enough time, I ended up not being able to use it either. My guess is that something else other than lactose intolerance is wrong with me. It's been this way for years now, for the longest time I couldn't have any kind of milk other than skim, and just a year ago, I was unable to have skim at all. Then cheese became an issue and most recently, eggs (even though they aren't dairy) have been causing problems. Specifically, eggs are why I think it might be something else, then again I have heard of people with lactose intolerance developing an egg intolerance. I have yet to try soy and I have some in my fridge right now.
dude I'm from the American Midwest I honestly love your channel intriguing and funny .it's hard for me to focus most times but with you I have no problem !!keep it real man !!
Hey Matthew good video bro. I just heard about your depression and i want to say that you are not alone man. Many people struggle with depression, i went through it for years and it was very hard. It is a journey and there is light at the end of the tunnel.
If there isn't, there should be, but the so-called Tide Pod Challenge started a a college student joke, then was picked up by teenagers. With an incidence toll of 10,000 kids being rushed to the hospital should be a clue---if it's widely known.
Let’s call this for what it really is... A bunch of rules to control the influenced and prone to teenagers, delinquents and drunken college students having a little too much fun. Also A shout out to Kingman Arizona that’s my town.
I absolutely love your channel Mathew. Your comedic delivery really cracks me up with laughter!! You really cheer up my exhausting and sometimes stressful day! Thank you Matthew Santoro. Pmsl. 😂😂😂😂
Marriage in KY. I worked with a man who married the same woman 6 times. On his sixth marriage to her he banned them from being able to get divorced in Indiana, as they kept tying up divorce court.
Hey Matt love ur channel I just stumbled upon it so this is a little late but I reside in Marietta Ohio and it is legal for a husband to beat his wife on the court house stairs on Sunday and illegal to tie your alligator to a parking meter also illegal for a woman to dry there undergarments outside on the same line as the males not sure if they r enforced or not
I never had of a woman can’t marry the same person for times I’ve never heard of the law and I live in Kentucky I’ve never heard of it the ice cream while you can’t have an ice cream cone in your back pocket I don’t follow because well because I don’t have an ice cream in my back pocket
