10 Quick BJJ Tips (Satire Edition) 

I think this was a video for April 1st 😅

I can personally attest to the effectiveness of these concepts. I'm a one stripe white belt who's been following these exact tips since Day 1. I'm being promoted directly to Black Belt tomorrow... as soon as the Amazon driver delivers it.

Bro had me until number 3!

I don't know how you did this with a straight face! By the way, not breathing really comes in handy when rolling with someone who complies with the don't-wash-your-gi rule.

Great take!

You had me there for a while!!! 😂😂

Don’t forget to let your toenails grow out. Nothing better than being able to dig into the mat or your training partners with those jagged talons for extra leverage 🤙🏻

Freaking hilarious! Much needed. 😂

“Would this work during a military coup in the Congo?” had me in tears 😂😂

Almost got me there bro❤❤❤

I was actually asking myself , what date is it, April first popped into my mind. Well played Sir

This was great. Hilarious.

Excellent video 😂 Will go over peoples head ✈️

lol this was gold!

This was funny 😂

There should be a note in the video that this is a satire video and the opposite of what to do. Some people aren’t smart enough these days to understand that. Last thing we need is someone doing any of this.

Always eat a heavy curry before training.

Black belt in Satire as well 🤙🏽👏🏽

Brilliant 😂

I was like “wow that a really bizarre way to describe breathing…”

Cobra Kia . I’m just saying 😂😂😂😂😂. Freaking classic . Best damn vid ever 😅

I cant breathe because im laughing to hard!

No no coach Ellis is having us on here. 😮 this is a laugh please can someone confirm. Coach! Are you for real? 😂

Please make a part 2

Hilarious Bro.

Lol at first I was like... ???? And then it hit me. Lmao. This needs to be your April fools video. Good one Rick.

Hahahaa, so good :)

2:28 That's when I realized it was all a jokes 🤣

Lmao this video needs a legal disclaimer 😂😂😂😂

Funny! However, It is all fun and games until the trial kiddo comes in after watching this hahaha

Nice! Lots of stuff to work on. My coach is going to be IM-pressed 👍

So funny😂

Hahahahahaha. I thought that was serious but understood humor later.

I’m sending this to my white belt buddies 😂

We had a guy who didnt was his gi, the whole gym was stinking, everybody cared 😂

I was listening and thinking like WHAAAT?!!! It took me way too long till get it...🤦🏻‍♂️😄

Hah, got me, I was looking at the calendar wondering if it was April 1... ...but just in case, are you ok?

Ricks evil twin brother:D

Satire. 😂🤣

Lol I was confused by the first one… got there by the third though

Drilling is social time! 🤣

Exchanging bodily fluids? I've been going to the wrong classes

Haha, hilarious sarcasm.

Rick, I don't understand why your telling us not to tap, when that's the safest way to avoid being injured is to tap early, please clarify/ explain thx

The ones who talk down to you like they're the coach but don't know what they're talking about- they used to bug me. Until I noticed they never stick around. Few sessions at most then you never see them again

This is the senifeld episode of do the opposite 😊 nice spin on it lol

Oof. That last one almost got me! 🤢

Roll one round, then rest one round, that way you'll always have an advantage over your opponent.

Military coup in Kongo:)

Bro, just gaslit the s*** out of me.

😂 😂 😂

11. Never treat your ring worm

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Get ready for part two of this and it’s going to be I fooled you.

Dont know about tip nr 10 ... Man wash your gi always or buy more sets ... RULE NR 1!!!! Good video nice tips but the last tip i dont agree .

Pure Trolling 😅

This spunds like tips on how to be a jerk amd be hated 😂

My disagreement pertained to washing your GI. Phuket, Thailand, where I currently reside, offers ideal conditions for the growth of organisms in humid and warm environments. Working with a dirty and odorous GI not only shows a lack of respect for my training partners but also for myself. In my opinion, training in Thailand takes sweating to an entirely different level.💯💯🤼🤼‍♂️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🙏🌞🇹🇭

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umm, do not tap??? Is that not a contradiction of some of your other videos??? What break an arm from a bad position???

basically do the opposite 😂

Wow 😂with all due respect I think coach Ellis has probably let some comments get to him. He is definitely covertly pissed off here and trying to come abit tough and raw. I listened very carefully all the way through, questioning the advice. I think going hard as a white belt and having a no tap attitude is asking to cut a career in bjj very short. Avoid the injuries at the early stages. You are there to learn have fun and not prove a point. And coaching your senior belts will soon leave you isolated with no one wanting to roll with you……but it was the gi that did it. I think coach was pissed when he made this. Uuuurgh 🤢 don’t wash it as often fair enough but then to put a sweaty gi into the gym bag and in the back of the trunk??? WHAT? It’s going to be a bacteria farm and these are the fuc@3rs that come to practice that absolutely stink. At least air it out overnight. Has anyone ever tried putting on wet clothes. Imagine wet from sweat? No thanks. It actually puts me off. As an etiquette in bjj personal hygiene should be top trumps. Shower smell fresh, nails cut and clean’ish clothes. Gi or no gi! ❤❤❤ Coach you still the man. No love lost 🥋 🫡

I hope all the newbies know this is a joke. DO NOT TAKE THESE TIPS TO YOUR GYM!!! You’ll never be allowed back in.

What is happening here? Lol

Insert punchline....NOW

Don't breathe till you need to!? Wtf man?? I don't understand? ........More like keeping a calm steady slow consistent proper regular breathing cycle is best. As holding your breath will never help you, unless your under bloody water bro.

This satire ?

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