10 Superpowers Spiderman Has That Are Completely Useless! 

Super strength is very useful, a utility belt isn’t a power, a spider-mobile isn’t a power, and he uses web crawling every day. Controlling spiders isn’t useless, he just doesn’t use it often. Becoming a spider is very useful if he can heal broken bones. His web shooter gadgets aren’t useless, they just run out of web sometimes.

You just said every single one of his super powers were useless while telling us how they helped him...

when he swings, he uses his upper body strength, you melt

Super strength is f**kin useless?? HUH?, HUH?

Superpowers that are useless according to CBR aka Cock Bountiful Rear: -Turning into a massive spider (which is probably stronger than regular Spiderman, plus 4 more arms) -A suit that enhances his fighting capabilites and gives him access to a pool of information (albeit not a superpower so why is it in this video? -Super strength? (Oh, so because there are other heroes with superstrength his ability is redundant? HOW IS SUPERSTRENGTH COMPLETELY USELESS!? BECAUSE IT'S NOT UNIQUE? I DON'T SEE "10 Superpowers Spiderman has that are not unique" IN THE TITLE) -FUCKING WEBSHOOTERS. Yeah, let's just ignore all the versatility it has shown in all his battles. "Oh, they can run out, oh nooo, well no reason to use them". Say that again to a soldier in combat; "Yo, you're gun can run out of ammunition, so don't bother bringing it to the war". -Spider communication. *Procceeds to showcase a perfect scenario for that ability* Are you actually retarded? It's not the greatest, but it has its uses. -Fast metabolism doesn't even count as a power. In most superhero cases it's a side effect of their powers. Oh and you refute it yourself regarding poisioning. - A car isn't a power. -Extra limbs? I have a feeling that is a side effect of turning into A MASSIVE SPIDER! -WALL CRAWLING!? WALL CRAWLING IS USELESS!? Oh boy, if only there was someone who could reach that thing that is out of reach for all of us who can't CLIMB FUCKING WALLS! "What if they just look up!?" Well, what if someone just shoots Tony while he's not wearing his suit? (Yeah i know, suit isn't a power, but it sure fucking counts to his ability to fight and it's one hell of a useful tool even if he could get shoot while not wearing it! AKA IT'S USEFUL EVEN IF SOMEONE WERE TO SEE HIM CLIMBING. It's not some power like "I can turn invisible if no one is looking".) Oh and a note on that about finger prints... HIS FINGERS AREN'T NAKEDLY EXPOSED THROUGH THE FUCKING FABRIC OF HIS SUIT! God, there are some fucking blatant neglecting on basic logic... (Yes yes, superheroes are illogical, but fingers and a piece of cloth still remains the same) What I think is that you, as a commentator and the vague use of the word critic, should quit. Because even if you're just rambling about things of little importance, you still can't provide speculation based on any material other than your own idiotic imaginations just so you can milk something that actually has more thought into it than 5 minutes of looking at a wikipedia page. Fuck I wasted my time writing this. Spiderman is a fun, relatable to an extent character, but I guess that's not enough and that he must be fucking Galactus for you to have a modicum of interest in believeing "yea, this superhero is not completely useless". It's like you think that a superhero must have just one ability that can trump anything to be considered useful, when it's the combination of all their abilities that makes them actually super. It's just that some help more. If anything, your skill to comment on things is useless because you now have an instance where it failed. Guess you should just stop.

“Spider-Man never uses his super strength” *continue to show several clips of Spider-Man using super strength.*

So basically every single superpower spider-man has is useless.... yeah no. This video deserves to get erased by Thanos.

Nobody: CBR: Spider-Man’s web shooters are useless!

Since they are so useless, let's imagine a Spider-Man without those powers. Oops! Now we have just some ordinary guy that's no different from other ordinary guys.

Peter: talks to spiders so they don't bother him CBR: USELESS

Without his strength, he wouldn't be able to swing.

He just named all of his abilities tf?? 😂😂😂

Everyone is complaining that MCU Spider-Man’s suit is to OP, but YOU are complaining that his suit is useless because it’s not bulletproof? MAKE UP YOUR MIND INTERNET!!!

Super strength is NOT a useless power

Tell us how he should fight the villains without using these 10 useless superpowers.

Half of these aren’t even powers and how are all of them useless Edit Plus you gave reasons why they were useful

Why This Video is Wrong: He Can Turn Into A Spider: Is good for last line of defense, also extremely efficient regeneration after cocooning himself. Becoming a spider also helps and shows a side of him able to rely on instinct more, useful and cool. Advanced Suits: Helps amplify spider powers, Karen points out important details he may need that he doesn’t already know, he’s intelligent, but not all knowing. Also suit has not made spider powers useless, what are you talking about, he still uses his abilities a ton, pretty useful. Also later on you say that he has an AI (Karen) so why would he need a utility belt. Hypocrite. Web Shooters: His main form of transportation, how tf are these not useful, and the web shooters are meant to represent his intellect and how he made them him selves, despite being a teenager, pretty symbolic/useful. Not a power. Communication With Spiders: Spiders can tell him anything they know that he doesn’t about a certain event that he could have missed, can control them like a mini army, very useful. Super Strength: Not being unique does not equal useless, plus ten tons is a lot, so many people would die, and he would probably be dead if his punches only felt like a normal persons, extremely useful. Fast Metabolism: More resistance to drugs and poisons, as mentioned, and also can help make sure he is getting enough nutrients, because all his excessive exercise (where do you think all that strength comes from?) would make him extremely nutrient deficient if he didn’t get enough food, very useful, keeps nutrient intake in check. Also later on in the video, you say that he should have organic webbing, well that needs much more nutrients, since he’ll need to produce the actual webbing inside his body himself, so yeah. Hypocrite. Spider Mobile: You literally just said the web shooters were useless, but anyways, the spider mobile is a good use of transportation that doesn’t run through/waste his spider webbing as quickly as, which you talked about earlier, but like whatever. Also this is not a power. Utility Belt: You literally said that it holds the webbing. Duh. Plus it can help hold items that he may need for missions, for example a small flash drive for a base raid, etc. Useful/practical. Still not a power btw. Grow Multiple Limbs: You know how in movies characters are always put in this situations where they hand off a ledge by their fingertips? Well, now he has several limbs to pull himself up. But like in all seriousness, this technically isn’t a power, it’s an effect from a drug that Peter injecting himself with, meaning it’s an accident/rebound, not a power. So yeah. Wall Crawling: What? I- uh- whuh??? I need to explain this? Ok well it’s extremely useful for sneak attacks, the small little spines/hairs on his finds and feet also help reduce the amount of sound he’s making when walking, running, etc. He can catch himself if he falls off buildings/into them (you have no idea how many times that’s happened), if somebody picks him up and throws him, he can regain his bearings, he can fight sideways on walls/buildings which gives him huge terrain advantage since most his enemies can only stay upright, plus, like you said earlier, we love Spiderman for having spider abilities!!! In case you didn’t know, THIS IS A SPIDER ABILITY! Plus, you literally stated yourself that it’s useful for breaking into secret bases and stuff. I’m low key with you on the little clings through the suit, but I believe that this is a semi reasonable explaination for that: His (original) suit is made of spandex, a thin stretchy materiel which is probably thin enough for the little feelers to poke through and attach to surfaces. For Karen’s suit (no I am not calling it the Stark suit, it is Karen’s she lives in it, give her love, she supports Peter like a true homie), Tony could have purposely made the suit thinner, because as seen in homecoming, when he (Peter) puts it on, it tightens to fit his body shape, which most likely stretches the fabric into place and thins out in the certain areas that he would use to attach to places. So yea. You’re wrong.

How is wall climbing useless?

what do you mean wall climbing is useless? that's the hole point of being a spider! if he didn't have web climbing then he would probably be dead by now.

So You're saying that every single one of his Powers is useless except the spidey sense? Also, A Vehicle is a superpower now. **slow sarcastic clap**

Doesn’t spider man use his super strength when he web swings cause he is pulling him self up and also pulling towards whatever his web is touching

Wow, this video is really bad. Half of the powers mentioned aren't even powers, they're TECH, and they're USEFUL, and another one wasn't even considered useless, just not unique. Really considering unsubscribing, if these are the videos you people are uploading maybe you need to slow it down with the production.

You basically just listed half the things as stuff he uses and does.

"how can he climb walls through gloves?" The hairs poke through the gloves!

"Whoa he stole that guys pizza" I DIED its my fav part in that movie

I've always looked at Peter's artificial webbing as a great way to showcase his intelligence. Remember, before Peter was bitten by the radioactive spider, he was already a genius level student. This intelligence adds a different dimension to his abilities, and taking the webbing he made away and making it organic diminishes that contribution to the hero's makeup.

10:38 Robert: climbing walls? How ya doin that hadesive gloves . Tom:well ahh it's a long story so I was um LOrdY

"This is useless!" You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means...

10 Superpowers Spider-Man has that are useful and why: 10. Turning into a spider. Now Peter Parker can't actually do this, but one of his clones, The Scarlett Spider can. With this he becomes more powerful, agile, and deadly 9. Advanced Suits. Having an advanced suit means he can have a wide variety of web shooters and more. With the iron spider suit, spider man can fly, he's bullet proof, has a built in AI and he can shoot energy blasts similar to iron man 8. Web Shooters. This "power" was made by Peter himself and it is incredibly strong and helps him get around the city quickly. It can also be helpful in terms of combat. 7. Communicating with Spiders. With this power Spider-Man can overwhelm enemies, have spiders bite and possibly kill them, and more. 6. Super Strength. Do I even have to bother with this one? T_T 5. Fast Metabolism. Although this means he will have to eat much more than a regular human, this also means he is immune to many poisons and it helps him heal. 4. Spidermobile. This car or motorcycle or whatever the version is helps him get around faster than he could already go. The mobile comes with regular webbing, taser webbing, and it can ride on walls. 3. Utility Belt. This belt can be useful in many ways, as it can hold trackers, web cartridges, and a gps. 2. Having Six Arms. Well this is pretty interesting but whatever. Having six arms means he can get around quicker, hold more, and has better reflexes. Haven't we all wanted a spare set of hands at one point? 1. Climbing Walls. How is this useless again? With this he can grab things easier, get places most people can't go, stick to things such as vehicles. And it isn't just that he's sticky on his own, otherwise he'd stick to everything, the way it actually works is that he does this similar to actual insects and spiders by charging his body with positive ions similar to rubbing a balloon and having it stick to something.

most of these aint powers and are useful :\

Nobody: Thumbnail: Why does he have a hand? This is stupid

Congratulations! Peter Parker is now a normal, everyday teenager! Go evaluate everything in this damn video, please.

Without super strength spider man wont be able to swing properly cuz his body is too heavy for him

“Why would Spider-Man need a utility belt?” Look at Spider-Man PS4 lol also it holds his WEBBING🙄

You do know that u said all his powers and without them he'll just be a friendly neighborhood Peter man.

The way he climbs walls is no longer sticky hairs but now an electro magnetic field around his hands

How is communicating with spiders useless? And how is super strenght useless?

I don't get it is this video about Spider Man's useless powers or useful powers? I mean I saw ''Web Shooters'' ''Wall Crawling'' and ''Super Strength''

they are all useful, and a belt nor a buggy is a superpower

TITLE: 10 superpowers Spider-Man has that are completely useless VIDEO: *shows every powers of spiderman* SPIDERMAN: Am I joke to you?

Omfg. Basically everything you said here is Spider-Mans powers😂😂 1. Super strength 2. Web Slingers 3. Wall Climbing Hell, without those, he wouldn’t be spider man. Also half of these aren’t even super powers. The Spider Mobile is a super power? When pigs grow white feathered angel wings and fly.

Most of these power you said is useless is what makes spiderman so good

You have to include the fact that in the spiderman triology Tobey's spidey uses organic webbing, which "runs out" because he doesn't have his priorities straight: He isn't confident enough. You cannot compare organic webbing with webbing capsules. Tom's as well as Andrew's spidey use self-created webbing, which runs out because a capsule con only hold that much webbing.

“Advanced suits is useless” *has instant kill*

"Utility belt" isnt a super power.

10 Superpowers Spiderman Has That Are Completely Useless!!!!!!!!!!! Thats why half of this is about batman

You just said that Spider-Man’s web shooters are useless *You just said that Spider-Man’s web shooters are useless*

I just CANNOT picture an innocent Tom Holland transforming into a gigantic real life spider😂🕷️

10 *superpowers* Spiderman has that are completely useless. 7:20 Spider-Mobile 8:36 Utility Belt So having a car and belt is a superpower? And all those times Batman was saying he has no powers.

Oh yeah, new suits are totally useless. If it weren't for the iron spider suit, Dr. Strange would have been a floating corpse in space.

Ya know how people say never give up, well I just gave up on this channel

CBR: the whole idea behind spiderman is that he doesnt need a car to get around since he can web swing also CBR: His web shooters are useless

Not one of these powers was "completely useless". Every one was given examples of why they are useful in the video its self. Some of them are also not powers. The video title is disturbingly idiotic.

So. Limitless webs and rapid healing are " completely useless powers"?????? Just plain stupid. So. A suit that enhances, already awesome, powers is " completely useless"??? That is like saying that Tony Stark should never bother working out/training because he has HIS suit. So. The webshooters having a limit makes them " completely useless"?? That's like saying " don't carry a gun into combat, they tend to run out of ammo". So. Spider-man being super strong is a " completely useless power" because other heroes/villains also have super strength. That is like saying a MMA fighter that does weight training is useless because other fighters also do that kind of training. So. A utility belt that holds : extra web fluid cartridges, spider tracers, a camera, spider signal, is " completely useless" because???? It could be done better. That is like saying never drive any normal car because there a much better ones out there that cost over $100,000. So. Spider-man's wall crawling ability is " completely useless" because....you just don't get how it works? More stupidity.

And batman does not need a vehicle he has a grappling gun

Talking to spiders is helpful in spy missions and sneak attacks if the spider has paralyzing venom

Having inhuman strength is "completely useless"?

it's a good thing I watched this so I have reference for the next video i'm about to watch "top ten youtube videos that are completely useless"

Your basically calling Spider-Man useless.

1:00 spider webbing does actually run out in real life. when spiders move their webs, they have to re-spin their webbing

sounds like to me they are saying Spider-man sucks. they just judged most of abilities. And also sounds like Spider-man is a rip off from batman. come on get your facts straight. i'd rather have spider powers then a billionaire bat gadgets

Ok, get rid of all of the powers on this list and he wouldn’t be Spider-Man, no strength, webs or wall crawling, he wouldn’t be Spider-Man, just a normal human

*Top 100 things Spider-Man can do literally nobody else can do:*

9:15 spider mans webbing (616) was never organic that mostly Sam Ramie idea

Vehicles are now a superpower

Says web swinging is useless. Then proceeds to question "Why does he need a spider mobile if he can web swing?" MAKE UP YOUR MIND

he lifts way more then 10 tons... Lifting a building??

U literally listed all Spider-Mans super powers and tried to prove how their useless

He says Spider-Man’s most useless abilities but he named all of them

His superstrenght is actually important n super metabolism is genuinely required for such a great amount of stamina

He uses strength to hold his weight against his web. Plus growing extra limbs is not a power but a 90s mutation. Wall crawling is one of his iconic powers why would that be useless.

If these are useless then he would basically be some random kid with a spider-sense only. Super strength, wall climbing, web shooting, etc is what he is known for. Sure the extra limbs and turning into a spider could arguably be useless. Also, his vehicle and belt are not considered super powers lol. Anyone could own them. Edit - Forgot to mention: If you are saying his suits are too good and do better than his normal abilities then why are you putting it on the useless list?

7:28 Having a vehicle is considered a superpower?

The reason to turn into a spider: 1. You look more scary 2. You have bigger teeth 3. You have more limbs 4. You have more calculated vision 5. You have more fall damage resistance 6. You gain super human strength 7. You gain organic webbing which is more available So you got that “turning into a spider is useless” thing wrong. You call it useless, but in reality it’s really convenient.

And Spider-Man's wall crawling is actually done by Electrostatic Electricity, and he has the gloves, which mean he doe not leave fingerprints! And even during a fight, his ability to stick to walls is incredibly useful!

Also, Peter couldn't use his "natural" webslingers properly anymore in Spider Man 2 because hes got ptsd, thats why he doesn't use the natural webshooters. Watch film theory sometimes.

I stopped watching as soon as we got to the web-shooters. AKA Spider-Man's iconic tool. The whole point of the mechanical web shooters was to make Spider-Man run out of webbing at comedically critical moments. It is both a signature strength and a risky and exploitable weakness that makes Spider-Man interesting as a superhero with relatively balanced superpowers (compared to other characters in the Marvel gallery). And furthermore, this is on a compilation of useless superpowers? So Spider-Man's primary tool and how he usually wrangles-in criminals and gets from one side of town to another is a useless ability. Makes sense.

This video in a nutshell: Here's a power that has a bunch of uses that are great for crime fighting, but are super annoying in these niche circumstance! Literally every single one of these "useless powers" have a use described IN THE VIDEO.

This video basically said every power is useless

Nobody: CBR: *saying things about spider man.* Me: *only cares about when he webbed across his own room.*

Spider-Man's jokes are his most powerful power.

The coolest part is 12:08

Bro spidey mobile is not a power and the suit too.Also super strength may not be unique but is super useful lol

Wow I never knew an advanced suit was a super power seems exactly like a "suuper powerrr"

I know super strength is VERY common, but without it, Spidey wouldn't be able able to web swing because of loose grip. He also might loose the ability to wall crawl (which isn't useless) or wouldn't stand a chance against Cap or Vulture. Also, most of these things, to me, don't count as powers because most of them are technology or don't happen often.

6:33 "Whoa! He stole that guys pizza!" 😂😂

Super strenght is useless? Remember the moment that he stopped the raging train?

Advanced suit is not a power

Spider-Man: WOOOOOH HOOO Guy: WOAH HE STOLE TAHT GUYS PIZZA

One of the coolest marvel character? Are you kidding? He is the coolest marvel character!!!

spiderman does uses his super strength,but.He uses it to save people not to defeat bad guys.

The extra arms help him climb walls. That way there are no clothes covering those arms. It's not like he would wear sleeves on those arms

Saying his strength is not unique in the universe but using footage of Superman & Batman, Characters from the DC Universe, instead of, I don't know, maybe Thor or The Hulk?!

without any of these he wouldn’t be spider-man he’d just be man-man except for turning into a spider that’s just weird Edit: Thank you guys for almost 100 likes! It’s truly amazing.

CBR, bruh I like you but still. Turning into a spider: It gives him 3x strength and gives him regeneration, and it’s a last resort. Advanced suits: They give him a edge over villains Wall climbing: it has saved multiple lives including himself and his friends, it works by Peter putting little holes in the shoes and gloves haven’t we all seen that in the close up? Web shooters: they’re different franchises so in marvel he doesn’t have organic webbing like Sam ramie’s version,and he should ride in a car to villains? They would probably be gone by then. Talking to spiders: If the villain has spider-fobia it’ll give them a scream and laugh, plus he legit has a mini army, remember spiders can sometimes be poisonous. SUPER STRENGTH?: it gives him 4x strength and the turning into the spider gives him + 3x Matabilium: no being able to get fat and be food poisoned? (I admit utility belt is kinda useless) Extra limbs: he can wall climb way faster

CBR: “Like iron man’s Jarvis!” Friday: am I a joke to u?

Half of these aren’t even powers

just beacause a lot of superhers have super strenght dose not mean that its completly useless

At first he had no control over his powers. Meanwhile,he could use his powers according to his will and need.

Yet again you fail me CBR...SMH