10 Types of JAM SESSION Musicians - Do you know any of these people?? 

Send this to someone who I described in the video!! 😂

Forgot the person who only calls classic bebop tunes and refuses to play anything written after 65 and vibes you for calling literally any Miles Davis tune. Pretends to not know Girl From Ipanema

Just for the laymen and younger viewers: "Jam Session" was something which people did before 2020 - spontaneous gathering of more than 10 people in rooms with bad air and plenty of alcohol to play some music. Horrific and irresponsible, I know, but back then people were THAT reckless...

I love that you are still able to display your crazy talent through these little sketches!

You forgot the narcissistic beginner that has only played for a few months or years but thinks he's the best one there

great video Dave

Texter gordon! 😂😂

Okay but 4:53-5:02 was actually sick 🔥😂 love your vids as always!

This was fantastic. I know this one is about the sketches, but I really love that alto tone you had going on.

2:51 Damn he hit the Bill Evans

We called 90 tunes..... ended up on concert Bb whole notes exercises.

I know a #2! Called like 10 tunes and they didnt know any, and we ended up on....GIANT STEPS lol

I don't want to be disrespectful, but "He's everywhere" reminded me of Sonny Stitt.

Lmao #4 happened to me. This bass player called a samba that I don’t know by heart, so I was gonna read it (I’m a sax player), but then he counted it off at somewhere around 260... it was a note-y head. The audience really got a look at my humble side there

Omg Dave I just watched this the third time and I’m still laughing. Beyond the humor your playing is phenomenal. I’m a tenor guy but your alto sound is beautiful.

I lov the ,video, im a classic rock drummer and every sunday i am at the JAZZ Jam, happens the " types " are a match for both worlds.

The quality of the production of this video is definitely the highest quality you've ever achieved. Keep it up!

This is probably the best video of this series! The sky is the limit, man! Keep up the great work

Love you Dave. Keep it up!

Hysterical, and awesome playing as always - I could spend hours transcribing just 4 bars of your playing! I think I was one of these once a long time ago, but I don’t want to say which one😂

I wish I could be the jazz school kid😭

True story, Dave! *waiting for part 2 anxiously*

You must have something to tell the listener. I have met all these players, well educated, fast as hell, but even with that high speed they never get to the goal.and suddenly they just stop playing leaving the listener confused.... great video!

I have stumbled a couple of times into the rhythm section player (double bass or piano) who doesn't know the tune by heart, doesn't want to read the changes, and picks the tune that the soloist is supposed to play.

Love these! Keep 'em coming!

Take Five in 11/12 in G# half major with a modulation in the bridge to the second mode of the B minor harmonic minor scale.

This is awesome 🤣🤣😂😂😂😀😀👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️ Great video!!! You have some great humor!!! Thanks for all you do for, I’ll check out your book of great stuff!

Love your videos Dave!!

Too funny! I have another one for you. Mr. One Day! He's the guy who sits right up front at your gig, strokes his horn case, and sports an all-knowing smile but is never "quite ready" to have a play.

Dude, your videos are gold!

great playing as always!

This guy should have over 100k views on every video man he’s so cool he deserves so many more subs, likes, views and so much more

As a Berklee student, I loved the shout out. Very appropriate😂

So I'm not allowed to go with jam with the gang anymore... but that's okay. At least I can count nested tuplets over the barline in 15/16 and pi/9 time signatures alternating!

I appreciate the Ad timer. even if it wasn't, awesome videos as usual 😂

This one of your funniest best videos yet🤣

Me and my friends in high school played Mercy Mercy Mercy in 3 and we loved the sound, so we would adapt it into regular use. Also, I was #10.

These are accurate and hilarious I love these vids man

dude, your mr. jazz school runs were sick! :D

Playin great Dave.

Fantastic - laughed the whole way through

So Dave, these 10 people all have to be your alto ego, because you have them all down so well! I laughed and cringed all at the same time. And only you could make sax that is supposed to be so bad sound so good!

Written solo guy was so funny. I think I've seen one in my country. It's good to know that I wasn't the only one to think rehearsed solos are not that cool.

LMAO. Such niche parody while also so well executed.

So many songs that actually have written solos in the band arrangements...

Underrated channel wtf

Hehe, you made my day! Im probably all of these and beyond🤣😂

Funny and so true! On the serious note, as I've asked before, you need to do some videos on your piano playing bro!

You sound great even when you try to sound bad...you are skilled in all those ways

I was at an after hours jam in LA many years ago, and there was a tenor player who wouldn't stop playing a fast blues. He wasn't making any sense, and the rule (unwritten) was that if you couldn't say it in two choruses, you couldn't say it. Anyhow, this guy is on his 20th chorus of fast blues in F, and Willie Bobo slowly takes off his ride cymbal and drops it on the ground. Didn't even move the needle. Dude kept playing for another 10 choruses.

You are a fantastic saxophone player. But this video I didn’t get so much out of. Creative, yes. Too creative? Yes.

Next, do different types of RU-vid Musicians. :D

lolol this is great ! But to be honest the Jazz school cat sounds a lot like Sonny Stitt on a ballad if we are be totally honest! 🙈😂

Now I really want to hear Satin Doll as a funk!

Jazz school for life!

Dude's a beast! Cheers

No more taxes saxes, hilarious. Love the HW Bush reference

Let’s play Some Day my Prince will Come in 3.14159.... lol

I can’t wait for my book to come.

Jazz school is sick!! 🤘🤘

You are Desmondesque at 3:34. I love your alto sound.

your piano is amazing thats something I'd like to learn

i played with that guy. never took the horn out of his gob

Is “jazz school” Dave Pollack, God?

You’re playing is so good I know it’s a skit but jheeez

I'm ms written solo just because I can't improvise... That au privave solo is actually the one I use all the time.

hahaha, this fabulous playing, thanks Dave, proves to me that I don't have a clue what I'm doing, but at least I only inflict my junk on my YT followers, and the neighbours

Love your playing, even when its sarcastic!!!!

Dude, I think everyone is gonna start calling tunes in Pi now. Lol. Beautiful sound, all jokes aside.

I would be honored to get vibed by you at a jam

yup. i'm gonna need that full video of the jazz school. that shit should be illegal.

Hi, that back track you use on when i fall in love, where can I find this? Its not on any aebersold I think? I have one of my students working on that tune so would be cool to have a nice play along for him. Keep up the flow, I realy like your channel and he humor to:)

Texter: while the rest are jamming to Giant Steps, He is continuing down the cursed Giant Steps mashups rabbit hole

laughed so hard on #8 lol

"After today, I think I will just come here to make cameo appearances".

yooooo second, also i love these kind of videos 😂

It's honestly ridiculous that a shitpost vid has this level of musicianship lol. I fucking love the Brecker quote towards the end

This has probably been said somewhere but what mouthpiece do you use now, and why don't you use the Meyer you drilled through :(?

The Mr Jazz School was actually a great solo

#1 is almost every student in UNF lmao

The Jazz school: He is everywhere and nowhere

Hi Dave! I would like to know what is your mouthpiece? I’m looking for something with dark sound and easy to play. What you recommend me?

#5 made me laugh - sounds like an idea I would have

I used to be a texter Gordon but I was never that obnoxious 😂😂😂

#10 amazing :)

#6 is basically John Coltrane

Dave, you play awesome even when you're just joking. Very nice video.

hey dave, awesome video. how do you make the ireal piano sound like that?

#2 is almost everybody in UNF

If it wasn't true we wouldn't be laughing so hard right now!

Odd meter monte is just Steve kortyka.

I am without a doubt number 9

Wow! 👍🌎

Berklee Funk 😅😅 another variation of this is someone who tries to play everything as a latin groove

NO NEW SAXES IM WHEEEEZINGGGG

Tbh I’m “Mr. Written Solo” because I’m terrified of improv 😎

Uh oh. Mr. Written Solo- uh guilty sometimes

You sound good on sax, as usual, Dave....but who was the player on keys? Where did HE come from?

I organaize a jam session here in germany for I think over 3 or 4 years now and pretty much every other session has died like 90% of Jazz and non Jazz Sessions are dead in a radius of 50km (and I live in one of the most populated areas) we had a culture problem here in germany but now I think the culture is really in deep trouble We're bearly hanging in there with all the regulations and madness that is being thrown in our direction it has been hard for the pub because it is at the same time a hotel so the regulations hit from all sides. we have like 2 weeks until the regulations are slowly lifted and a month until most of the regulations will be lifted but I can tell that all of this has taken a big toll we used to have a big hip hop session with lots of people coming and some serious freestyle skills they tried continuing their session on twitch but it just didnt feel right and not enough people were watching really kinda sad most of the "trees" in the garden will have to be planted anew

4:40 what tune is this 😩 whered you get the backing?