100 "He's Not Human" Moments By Erling Haaland 

realistically, he doesn't need to fake.

@@themandalorian5454 But a lot of players do. Take Bellingham. I dont know why he has changed so much after he came to RM. In Germany they didnt have that mentality

I think it's The Viking Mentality. Workaholism is very common in Iceland(I am from Iceland). It probably is in Norway too. He seems to be a hardworker.

Even if he misses sitters, there’s never a point in his game right now that he hasn’t 2 CB or just players on him every game. He’s still very much a threat the whole game. Gonna miss him if he decides to leave city.

the first three plays, he fouled twice, and dove the third lol

yeah ive never seen a League 2 player play like this. something about this guy makes analysts go absolutely deranged lol

​@@ryanneil7239Bruh how is that fouls? He bodyed them💀

He joined Dortmund in january so not 3 seasons but okay

just a machine

@@user-ro5de4mr3j it’s still out scoring his Dortmund years regardless lmao. What was the point of commenting that

@@Cloud-js6lf yes but not in such a big margin as this post tries to tell us

@@user-ro5de4mr3j another pointless comment smh 😂😂

Then you really haven't been paying attention hahah. He's been gloriously insane for like 3 years now, just too good

But it is true 😂😂😂

@@martinmoyo8882 I would agree on the last goal he scored...he he.

Being in the right place at the right time leads to tap ins. Only folks who don't understand positioning resort to calling him that.

@@MrVvulf People who haven't played themselves I suspect, and don't know how hard it is to time your runs to be in that position. Especially on the highest level;-)

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Playing fast paced game makes him more prone to injury

They should have that in their games too otherwise they will be to easy to play against.

Haland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!🎉

Me

FC24 free, had me tune in again, th14 on clash

Me. 🤣🤣

Me 😂

Me too😂

Sneak in Klopp like we wouldn't notice Clown

Thats what im saying. He would arguably get more injuries, but its literally where he excels the most.

That would end his career before even he turns 30. He is very tall abd built like a terminator. Its kind of a blessing in disguise that he is playing for a team that does not play to his strengths.

I agree with you

@@ragunanthan787 anyways his career will be short. His true attributes are his physical abilities and that will inevitably decrease as he ages.

@@youtubebanme7179 sadly its true. But playing in City will definitely add 2 or 3 more years to his career.

Lmao but he's always a threat to them all. Mention more names lol. Van Dijk mentioned Haaland as one of the toughest strikers he's ever played against 😂😂😂🤡