101 Ways to Fail in Mario Kart Wii 

“Being a lightweight” “Being a middleweight” Heavyweights: pathetic.

0:52 that red shell is really determined!

3:30 that is the most Mario kart thing I’ve seen

what i gathered from this: 1: be heavy 2: be funky kong 3: NEVER hit something or get stuck. 4: always avoid the thunderbolt 5: mk tracks are never the same when in different games

0:50 Redshell: OH NO I'M COMING DOWN THERE WITH YOU!

103 : Throwing a blue shell *while you’re in the first place.*

4:07 That is NOT A FAIL, that is INE IF THE BEST SAVES I EVER SEEN IN MY LIVE! WOW

2:04 Don't lie, we all tried that jump

4:23 getting double shocked like that actually benifits you as if they all got tcd at the same time, so you are all equal again

0:53 that red shell is determined

4:52 me as a child using Wii Wheel

Good to know people still playing this game on the Wii

8:25 when you try to run away from your problems

2:18 whoever did this, you’re a genius

3:30 "Just can't cross the line" My favourite one. 🤣

This was in my recommend... here’s to hoping this blows up

10:19 how I used to play Mario kart 3:30 how I play Mario kart in 2020 Edit in July 23rd 2021: wow I never knew I had a comment this old lol.

I'm not even playing and I feel like rage quitting.

i feel like poofesure has gone through 90% of these situations its honestly painful

0:50 that red shell followed DK back down to earth lol

11:16 Ive had this game since like 2010 and never knew about that

I fear no man But that thing in Mario kart: をなたやあはやなたや it scares me...

this needs way more views

12:40 I was like "atleast the shell didn't hit you" , "nevermind then"

4:53 I dont even know why i. was laughing so mmuch i CAN relate TOO much when happens

3:34 - Should’ve just accelerated because the Lightning Cloud boosts your acceleration. 10:19 - Underrated. 11:16 - That exists?!

14:18 The Blue Shell Synced

10:19 Music matched so heccing perfectly with this moment

6:56 the 3 becomes to a 4 then back to a 3

8:26 Visual representation of trying to escape junk food 😂, or running from your problems

nobody: this guy after stopping on track: *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

It’s nice to see that some people actually play as different characters and not just funky kong Edit: ya’ll I have no idea why I have 1k likes

Daisy: *get blue'd at the line* also Daisy: OH YEAH!!

2:55 I'm too familiar with this one...

*0:53** Red shell: im in!*

13:40 "97. being bad at the game" poofesure asf

11:15 I’ve been playing this game for a decade and just now discovered that💀

The “find the batteries while countdown is going” gave me anxiety just watching

103. Mario Karted (Blue shell, red shell, bumped off DKM bridge lap 3, placed on bumped off, placed on bulleted off)

8:18 Wario: Sees item Teleporter: HOW BOUT NO

1:09 Top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster

10:24 I love how the thwomp hits Peach at the same time as the drop

I’ve got one: Thinking the shop shortcut on Coconut mall is not off-road

11:30 luigi screaming after falling off the *2nd* floor

What if you wanted to go to Heaven? But God said: _You were disconnected from the other players_

102: Getting drafted for WW3 in the middle of a game.

0:35 That was one dedicated penguin.

Ah, this brings back my nostalgia for Mario Kart Wii. Me and my little brother definitely experienced a good amount of these. Best Mario Kart game!

I love seeing stuff like this in 2019 Edit: Thank u guys for 50 likes : D

There is no way this was recently recorded. There aren’t like 11 Funky Kong’s flooding every lobby.

11:15 I didn't know there was another way

4:08 W H A T A S A V E! This person should be a financial planner!

some of these are just “oh shit i’m not playing mario kart 8 deluxe”

I bet you one day this is going to be on everyone's recommend

I love how you time things in this video! Take, for instance, the moment the "In the Final" segment begins at 10:19, you have Peach getting POW Block'd in midair, yet still making the jump, and the moment the intro finishes at 10:25, the Thwomp drops right on her head, as if the Thwomp was listening to the video's soundtrack! Nicely done!

10:24 the thwomp timing with the music is super satisfying

0:33 Those damn penguins

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

“Being bad at the game” Why you gotta call me out like that

“Red shells like it’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe” I felt that on a spiritual level.

this is actually the most wholesome MKWii video I've ever seen, that's 15 mins of my childhood right there

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: CreepyProduce: *c o w t o o k y o u r p o w*

102: using any Character or kart combination used in this video

6:14 Same could be said with any first-person shooter.

2:55 this is my most annoying thing in Mario kart

Things I learned: Don’t pass Joe Kanye West is a teleporter

0:57 that lil wiggle

1. wow, havent seen this style of vid in a long while 2. there are way more than 101, and with luck like mine 101 per lap is par for the course

5:57 i readed "pow took your cow"

2:11 Baby Mario actually went to North Pole if location accurate to meet Santa Claus.

15:12 minutes of the shame of my childhood

9:26 did you get it? No What did it cost? Everything

102: Using shooting star or sprinter.

10:14 « Yah, Mario, wohoo... 😔 »

It’s 1 in the morning and “cow took your pow” just made me laugh so hard

I never realized how broken was Funky until I saw that literally everyone used it

8:19 ey good morning kanye

"bomb sniped on a bridge" The IRA would like to know your location

10:25 this is beautiful sync

8:18 wario: waaah fack off

This video is just a depressing culmination of my first years of mariokart

As a failure, I confirm this isn't true. you can fail 563 times

102: Wi-Fi for this software has been discountinued.

*My best MKW memory:* It was when I was playing Wario’s Gold Mine. I got to the ramp mentioned at #54, but because I was using the Wii Wheel I was about to miss the landing and fall. But luckily (and I mean VERY luckily) I got bumped onto the track by an inanimate object and avoided losing the victory.

10:18 so nobody is going to talk about peach being launched into orbit?

It’s great to see these are actual occurrences that happened in game rather than it being staged. Congratulations.

9:28 Holy- That Mii is me!

I hope this blows up and gets more people playing this game again! Also this music is great

I love how the one is just: Moonview Highway. Nothing else, *just* Moonview Highway 😂😂

10:24 perfect timing to the music on purpose? XD

3:30 I would honestly scream at the top of my lungs in anger if that happened to me

102: Mario Kart physics for the win

6:54 that’s why i not play Mario kart....

The "Invisible Fake Item Box" was a snipe that landed perfectly

8:40 is just too relatable

How to fail in Mario Kart: Play rainbow road. Enough said

0:18 I have been through that SO many times...

1:10 the moment you thought they were gone

3:24: Hello 911 I have been assaulted. By whom? A *cone*

5:41 Ouch that gotta hurt