13 Bizarre Pirate Traditions Most People Don't Know About 

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NOW TELL ME, HOW I'M 'POSED TO ANSWER DIS QUESTION WHEN YOU OVER HERE ACTIN' LIKE YOU AIN'T ENJOY LATE NIGHTS AT COLONIAL DINER AFTER PAINSTAKINGLY DECIDIN' ON THE FINAL SENTIMENT TO ADD TO YA SCRAPBOOK, SHAWTY DOO-WOP?

The Spanish Inquisition ! Because nobody expects it.

@@FFTT ERRYBODY EXPECT THAT JOINT.

Ancient greece in 480 bc. Beacuse it was humanity's golden age and it had awesome people like Sokrates, Perikles, Hippokrates etc.

NAH SON THEY AIN'T NEAT, THEY STAY LEAVIN" CHEEZIT CRUMBS ALL OVA THE CRIB.

You wouldn't download a fucking car?!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 in like 99 it was better. Nobody was mad yet and Napster was free. Ahhhhhh the good days.

Did u go back and edit that joke to make it even fukn cornier???

😂 Pirates are now hackers Mercenaries are now attorneys C'mon people, keep up with the times... Until you run into an old school pirate or mercenary.... 👺

Capitan Jack Sparrow

@@huntinfishin7816 I like your name

*sigh* Captain.. Jack Sparrow.

a lot of slave ships were taken to sell off the slaves as well, from what ive read

Yes sometimes it’s a jar of dirt

they had Port Royal for a long time too, so sort of land based

Bluebelle51 yeah a lot of pirates would meet up there, they say that’s why it sunk bcuz there were so many sinners there

@@thisuserisfoxxy no, it sunk because of an earthquake, and it was built on sand, nothing supernatural about it at all (Lisbon was hit with a worse one, the Cathedral was flattened)

Bluebelle51 I know but I’m talking about the story that the people told me when I visited, chill everyone knows about the earthquake that hit in the 17th century -_-

@@thisuserisfoxxy whoopsie, I'm afraid my sarcasm meter is on the blink today ..............

It needled the crew.

Why tho? Asking for a friend...

Never mind haha

r/sounding

Yeah they used to chuck mercury up there to fix their syphilitic dicks

Yes... but I do believe it had someth’n ta do with them *points at a quiet crewmember, gazing over the horizon* they smell... weird... like soap, not like rum and rat... like... *a woman.*

Burning coconut, white sand and a lady

The thing is; it's really hard, there are two ways to determine the worth of something from many hundreds of years back; following the official inflation numbers, you might come to an amount closer to 20K USD, but to put into perspective how much that was compared to the average man's wage or wealth of today, you would have to imagine an amount of 600K.

Maybe it depends on the currency? 😂

Same on whaleing fleets.

rastafish420 I doubt that they didn’t

That was pretty typical in all sea faring trades of the time, oddly enough. Race was a thing for the land lovers, I suppose. :)

@rastafish420 nope.

If they didn't they would only be black pirates, 😂

Privateers...

DEY CALLED "DEM DEEP DICKIN BOYZ" BY THEIR SMELLY OL FLOPPY MEATS RUININ' ERRY CITY THEY PILLAGE.

@Lochness Monsta NESSY YOU KEEP SPEAKIN LIKE THAT AND IM FINNA MAKE YOU A 5 COURSE MEAL, PAPA BRAKESHOEZ

Get out

Because they're Pirates... Duh.? Just kidding LOL

Ruined that one... Didn't know you could make a dad joke worse.

F FOR FIND DAT FLOPPY OL' COCK

Damn, that was funny

Ken Fulton {Baby Elder} Thought i’d sea a pirate before I see a paternity court commenter on here😆

Was that suppose to be a joke? Or you just tellin us?

Was looking for this. I'm surprised not that many comments mention it.

I got it. Lol

"And guess what's inside it?"

@@katichu3911 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!? "

I especially like how she waited until after he was arrested by several other men and was on the brink of being hanged.

The thots were doing us dirty even back in the day 😂😭

oh yeah. there's no account of what happened to mary or anne after their surrender but they were the only ones fighting on board their ship as calico jack surrendered

I don't know the whole story but sounds like the worst back stabbing. Especially a female insulting a man's pride just before he's hanged.

YaAaAsS GuRl stfu

^_^

That's west Patrick..Your fired! >: c

woah, that’s some bad ass knowledge. Thanks mate 🍻

Rhodopsin, actually learned about this in a shooting school.

"Draw and quarter", "tar and feather", "boil in oil", "seal you in a room", etc.

🤨

Your parents are soooo bad ass!

Sounds like a rough period of time for you :/

HA 😃!!!

Abel and old lesbians are dull scissors

Unnecessary apostrophe, but good joke!

What did the gay pirate say to the other? Yarr matey, I'm gonna plunder your booty.

What did the pirate say to the bulimic hooker? Heeeeve Hoooooeeeee!!!

ravencoh that was a good one

No booty, thats the worst

This needs to be made into a shirt

I never heard this one

That's actually hilarious😂😂😂

Commentator it’s a joke

A solid phrase to use as you walk into the strip club..

Thats deep

A man of culture

“One of” “bar none”... ummm

it is said that this trade is held with the devil himself as the provider of the fruit, and the witness too.

NOOOOOOO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

Gum gum

Wait luffy and ace can't swim😮

😂😂😂😂😂

Laughing my Ass off here Philadelphia, Pa. 👍

@@Dany_Stormborn )

Hey... not gay

@Wandy Wexler Weslon O n E J o k E

Arrr we be looting that booty mate!

ITS A MYTH! There’s no actual evidence for this idea that pirates were gay earlier than the rest of America

@@milkknife X marks the booty

I'm currently replaying black flag and there's actually much more than just that. Stede Bonnet, the merchant guy Edward meets right after he killed Walpole in the very beginning of the game was a real person and he actually worked for Blackbeard for a small time. The argument between Hornigold and Blackbeard in the game was real too. Ben Hornigold actually took the pardon of the king and retired, whereas Blackbeard was just getting started. The mission where you get medicine for Blackbeard is real too. Although it happened differently Blackbeard actually did take hostages and waited days for the medicine. One more thing about Blackbeard and Hornigold is that they plundered the Concord together and made an agreement that Hornigold keeps the riches while Blackbeard keeps the ship which he then ultimately turned into the Queen Anne's Revenge. The drunk captain that harassed Anne Bonny at the tavern was actually her husband. And the fact that she worked in a tavern to disguise herself was also a real thing. So was the fact that Mary and Anne announced their pregnancy during their trial. Mary actually died in the prison while Anne was freed (just not by the assassins) This also applies to all assassin's Creed games. Rodrigo Borgia who's Ezio's main target in Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood actually existed and he became a pope at some point too just like in the game. And when the Notre Dame burned down in 2019 they actually used the renderings from Assassin's Creed Unity for reconstruction as it was the most detailed blueprint that was left Nassau actually was a pirate republic irl. It was the third one after Tortuga and Port Royal failed.

reported for theft

@@mikeanderson4346 Theft? What am I? A pre-teen from downtown Detroit? It's called piracy.

Lol

No you are just nerd :D

if you've seen my utorrent dude... officially its clean, unofficially... well...

If you knew so much about pirates that this brought you nothing new, then why don’t you know that the democracy thing is played out in EVERY pirate lesson out there? We didn’t want to hear it again. And BTW they didn’t pioneer democracy.

@giveagoodsong truee many bandit gangs

based

@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer the emojis made it cringe

@@lolgamez9171 they did tho

I got pot

Tim Timmons actually it’s ‘why is all the rum gone?’

Unbelievable portrayal of a pirate.

my bad, i could of swore it was where

@@timtimmonsmusic actually it's "could have"

I remember that.

That’s a sad end.

Arrrr..pirate babies!

@@mikaelafox6106 meh they sounded like a couple of bitches

Not true. Mary and her baby DID die of fever, shortly after she'd birthed the baby. Anne Bonny did NOT die, birthed her child and is thought to have went back to her parents in The Carolinas

I thought it was about drowning cats

@@danielblackburn6601 ,ye be marooned on a island matey..

Disney's Shipwrecked showed the Cat O Nine Tails quite well .

I got drums 😎

Thank God I'm not the only geek that thought of this

I got earrings

I got a fiddle

@@ludwigvanbeethoven5176 I see you in every video🤣🤣

Because all of the gay pirate stuff?

Playing it right now on PS4. great times are being had.

😂🤣 Bro, for real. LoL!

Arrr..puff puff pass matey..☠

Let's see if we can get that one on the slate

@@WeirdHistory many thanks. Now I only harp on that so much because I think it would really make a great video diving into all the almost movie-like aspects of it. On top of that many people have never even heard of it or know how if it didnt happen modern europe would be MUCH different.

He did say they drank 5 shots a day

That just comes with the territory, it's not really a weird tradition

Nah, If ye drinks yer rum in tha marnin, ye nat an arlchalalick, ye be a Poitarrhte!!! (Sorry, slurring. ) Yo ho ho, ARGH!!

if you think the Pirates of the golden age of piracy were alcoholics, wait until you hear about Alexander the great and his army they were basically drunks with sarissas

They were only mad til they raided and got more rum.

🤣🤣🤣. Eye there Matey!!

Sea yourself out lol

Treating syphilis

@@JB-vd8bi With mercury