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@bellshoe2894
@bellshoe2894 4 года назад
"I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin
@lukefleming6238
@lukefleming6238 4 года назад
Or “ you know me dog”
@goodlove9421
@goodlove9421 4 года назад
Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song? 😂 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lsI21E6h5gc.html
@AZVLV
@AZVLV 4 года назад
Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments
@joerivandeweyer3056
@joerivandeweyer3056 4 года назад
@@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)
@joerivandeweyer3056
@joerivandeweyer3056 4 года назад
@@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.
@phoneexpert69
@phoneexpert69 4 года назад
This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast
@santaclaus3077
@santaclaus3077 4 года назад
That's cause hes making shit up
@phoneexpert69
@phoneexpert69 4 года назад
Santa Claus thanks Santa
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 года назад
Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.
@jettgoforth6453
@jettgoforth6453 4 года назад
It’s funny bc they don’t lol
@HaikesXO
@HaikesXO 4 года назад
So true lol
@JaySinghIsImmature
@JaySinghIsImmature 2 года назад
"My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" .... This man is a legendary story teller
@BihoDada
@BihoDada 6 месяцев назад
Very Italian 😂😂😂
@kledus420smith8
@kledus420smith8 5 месяцев назад
Hes cuban with a new yorker acent​@@BihoDada
@556deltawolf
@556deltawolf 5 месяцев назад
@@BihoDada He's Cuban actually.
@benjaminmandeville4430
@benjaminmandeville4430 5 месяцев назад
​​@@BihoDada He's not Italian
@xxn0cturn3xx
@xxn0cturn3xx 4 месяца назад
@@BihoDada he is not italian 🤣🤣
@dansawicki4982
@dansawicki4982 3 года назад
Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.
@zentempo7902
@zentempo7902 3 года назад
Yeah except shorter 🤣
@thtboii5884
@thtboii5884 3 года назад
Lmao like on George Lopez
@dilciaenid57
@dilciaenid57 3 года назад
Yes!!!!
@johnsellas4455
@johnsellas4455 2 года назад
I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast
@janberkemeier7406
@janberkemeier7406 2 года назад
420th like
@Eddy142_
@Eddy142_ 4 года назад
My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry
@AholicKnight
@AholicKnight 4 года назад
same
@General_Pinkledink
@General_Pinkledink 4 года назад
Its changing flavors
@roycov89
@roycov89 3 года назад
Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2
@adamzaloga9679
@adamzaloga9679 3 года назад
hes changing flavors
@kiduzi9507
@kiduzi9507 3 года назад
Omg he's changing flavors
@cmdrlucas6949
@cmdrlucas6949 Год назад
You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.
@mards2479
@mards2479 Год назад
I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol
@richevans609
@richevans609 Год назад
I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......
@BihoDada
@BihoDada 6 месяцев назад
They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅
@flowerpt
@flowerpt 4 года назад
The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.
@Cobreezyy06
@Cobreezyy06 4 года назад
Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades
@saerudayo
@saerudayo 4 года назад
We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too
@Zaghzackio
@Zaghzackio 4 года назад
丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did
@MIKE-TYTHON
@MIKE-TYTHON 4 года назад
Keith Richards That’s all
@darkpanda182
@darkpanda182 4 года назад
@@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards
@isaacpartridge4493
@isaacpartridge4493 4 года назад
Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.
@MrAsystole
@MrAsystole 4 года назад
Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates
@tonynagy2042
@tonynagy2042 4 года назад
Quentin....
@MrB1923
@MrB1923 4 года назад
@@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.
@raemoesmero9136
@raemoesmero9136 4 года назад
He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough
@PlazboBrah
@PlazboBrah 4 года назад
I thought that was Scorsese
@barringtonfisher87
@barringtonfisher87 2 года назад
I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life
@LuvsicVI
@LuvsicVI 4 года назад
This man's entire life is just a very long skit.
@apollo1573
@apollo1573 4 года назад
Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂
@danielwright2912
@danielwright2912 4 года назад
Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches
@danielwright2912
@danielwright2912 4 года назад
Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances
@danielwright2912
@danielwright2912 4 года назад
Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured
@DNYGdj
@DNYGdj 4 года назад
When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.
@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 4 года назад
Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious
@gurpinderjohal337
@gurpinderjohal337 4 года назад
Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛
@naelyneurkopfen9741
@naelyneurkopfen9741 4 года назад
His laugh sounds infected.
@Shiekh420
@Shiekh420 Год назад
THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂
@Gino1498
@Gino1498 2 месяца назад
I ve been thinking abt this. You couldn’t have said it any better
@matthall7359
@matthall7359 Месяц назад
@@Gino1498y’all are gullible as fuck if you don’t think at least 50% of joeys stories are fabricated or wildly exaggerated. Bro lies about shit all the time for comedic affect. Wonderful story teller, but only because he’s a master bullshiter.
@julians7268
@julians7268 4 года назад
Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...
@themmaboom8045
@themmaboom8045 4 года назад
He lyin bruh lol
@VentureAHighway
@VentureAHighway 4 года назад
hahahah never ending supply
@thatdude169
@thatdude169 4 года назад
@@themmaboom8045 who cares lol
@donbenain9316
@donbenain9316 4 года назад
Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny
@georgedudleysashtray3860
@georgedudleysashtray3860 4 года назад
When you make up your stories you never run out of them
@thinkplanetearth2946
@thinkplanetearth2946 Год назад
There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.
@tomasm007
@tomasm007 Год назад
Same here lol
@anthonyryan8528
@anthonyryan8528 Год назад
He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣
@igorlukyan206
@igorlukyan206 4 года назад
Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂
@nightviber2097
@nightviber2097 4 года назад
HAHAHAHA
@joeboxernum31
@joeboxernum31 4 года назад
I swear it could be a movie
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 4 года назад
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@thekub32
@thekub32 4 года назад
1979. He wasn’t 5.
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET 4 года назад
The top comment was good, this? I needed this.
@sticky4444
@sticky4444 4 года назад
The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why
@johnleyva4619
@johnleyva4619 4 года назад
Me too...
@mikeypickett4468
@mikeypickett4468 4 года назад
But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life
@10thinningcards
@10thinningcards 4 года назад
I legit thought he was about 70.
@MultipleBob
@MultipleBob 4 года назад
And Joes only 4 years younger 😳
@TitoPLLE4444
@TitoPLLE4444 4 года назад
freal bro, my mom is older than him i thot he was about my dads age 😂
@vladconcepcion3588
@vladconcepcion3588 Год назад
Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.
@Joker-11B-SYLV
@Joker-11B-SYLV Год назад
Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....
@OrcinusLaryngologist
@OrcinusLaryngologist Год назад
Sleeping is key to healing that.
@TRAPLIFE4
@TRAPLIFE4 Месяц назад
@@Joker-11B-SYLV he meant a different larry Holmes fight that happened on the date he said…
@Nikhil-jz5nm
@Nikhil-jz5nm 4 года назад
Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller
@Bigbrotherthunder
@Bigbrotherthunder 4 года назад
He already is
@guitafire
@guitafire 4 года назад
On his podcast he said he has been writing one
@gavinmitchell6021
@gavinmitchell6021 4 года назад
Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol
@santaclaus3077
@santaclaus3077 4 года назад
Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth
@Bigbrotherthunder
@Bigbrotherthunder 4 года назад
Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol
@Derek.Joseph
@Derek.Joseph 4 года назад
Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.
@mjjumps
@mjjumps 4 года назад
I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him
@Heavywall70
@Heavywall70 4 года назад
Josh Ringer That’s exactly what I was thinking I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.
@Jonseyfun
@Jonseyfun 4 года назад
Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.
@samantharobinson3897
@samantharobinson3897 4 года назад
Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.
@jadenpope7413
@jadenpope7413 4 года назад
@wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time
@snowmishima3311
@snowmishima3311 2 года назад
I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂
@-th1rty3-
@-th1rty3- 4 года назад
Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.
@ItsReape
@ItsReape 4 года назад
yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA
@mariyatakeuchi9009
@mariyatakeuchi9009 2 года назад
“Dad tell me a story” “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”
@Kas1645
@Kas1645 2 года назад
@@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…
@biserker1delta61
@biserker1delta61 2 года назад
This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.
@clintlegg3829
@clintlegg3829 4 года назад
Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”
@julians7268
@julians7268 4 года назад
Lol, good luck!
@davidfacca8899
@davidfacca8899 4 года назад
True or not, I love listening to him😂!!
@longbong32
@longbong32 4 года назад
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip 😂 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yVcd6YbSgBA.html
@Eriecartel
@Eriecartel 4 года назад
she had a fucking cart
@hagenre8909
@hagenre8909 4 года назад
Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts
@epicjohnny4831
@epicjohnny4831 4 года назад
Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.
@dillonposton3763
@dillonposton3763 4 года назад
Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips
@OOzd95
@OOzd95 4 года назад
Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea
@risharddaniels1762
@risharddaniels1762 4 года назад
Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭
@epicjohnny4831
@epicjohnny4831 4 года назад
@@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.
@swazigail1314
@swazigail1314 4 года назад
Broooo that's a great fucking idea
@badmanbateman
@badmanbateman 2 года назад
This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻‍♂️
@jessossenkopp
@jessossenkopp 3 года назад
Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.
@captainspaulding5963
@captainspaulding5963 2 года назад
It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад
I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤
@xeniousthe2nd432
@xeniousthe2nd432 2 года назад
Must be one of those american facts
@XHERCUTTHROAT
@XHERCUTTHROAT 2 года назад
Ong😭😂
@ic5169
@ic5169 2 года назад
Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭
@bobriley000444
@bobriley000444 4 года назад
"1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"
@lionheart5601
@lionheart5601 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rurathn5534
@rurathn5534 4 года назад
If you quote something you have to do so correctly
@jimmyayiotis7376
@jimmyayiotis7376 4 года назад
That's just gold
@farzana6676
@farzana6676 4 года назад
@@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.
@holywoof6419
@holywoof6419 4 года назад
Ok so I read this before I watched when he said that then i read it after and it was hilarious
@Rocky-oq9cy
@Rocky-oq9cy 2 года назад
"This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020
@EleventyOnee
@EleventyOnee 3 года назад
This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit
@garyhost354
@garyhost354 3 года назад
Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd
@TCsHouse
@TCsHouse 3 года назад
@@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.
@garyhost354
@garyhost354 3 года назад
@@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him
@ike2938
@ike2938 3 года назад
@@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more
@garyhost354
@garyhost354 3 года назад
@@ike2938 lol
@johnlamont3885
@johnlamont3885 4 года назад
“comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that
@johnunkerman
@johnunkerman 2 года назад
I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.
@robtalbot8060
@robtalbot8060 4 года назад
When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.
@Dilanalikurt
@Dilanalikurt 4 года назад
Yes LOOOOL
@HarshJain-it2bg
@HarshJain-it2bg 4 года назад
Imagine a young koala
@sugewhitejacoby8654
@sugewhitejacoby8654 4 года назад
With a joint in his mouth
@TigerTzu
@TigerTzu 4 года назад
"Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"
@ruvelf
@ruvelf 4 года назад
Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol
@bigbrainalertpodcast9902
@bigbrainalertpodcast9902 4 года назад
I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours
@souljayt8411
@souljayt8411 4 года назад
finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...
@RedprintBobcat
@RedprintBobcat 4 года назад
Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore
@bigbrainalertpodcast9902
@bigbrainalertpodcast9902 4 года назад
Bill G ikr haha
@Gio-512
@Gio-512 Год назад
Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽
@1983mrharvey
@1983mrharvey Год назад
I totally agree he is hilarious!
@laurenhall8392
@laurenhall8392 4 года назад
Joey Diaz: The One Man Show Love this guy
@beesheer3761
@beesheer3761 4 года назад
He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!
@LeoBioSoul
@LeoBioSoul 4 года назад
Tremendous
@mikehink4062
@mikehink4062 4 года назад
“They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂
@prodigy1445
@prodigy1445 3 года назад
If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"
@mikehink4062
@mikehink4062 3 года назад
Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.
@bobd1623
@bobd1623 3 года назад
I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂
@chip7796
@chip7796 2 года назад
The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂
@eminlukac1778
@eminlukac1778 4 года назад
"they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz
@bigmon19
@bigmon19 4 года назад
I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.
@religionisatragedy8537
@religionisatragedy8537 3 года назад
I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂
@Pasztet85
@Pasztet85 3 года назад
I died laughing on that one 🤣
@ricardobjj24
@ricardobjj24 4 года назад
Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit
@gregparis758
@gregparis758 4 года назад
“He would do a bump”
@matthewbittenbender9191
@matthewbittenbender9191 4 года назад
One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.
@Cobreezyy06
@Cobreezyy06 4 года назад
Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys
@winebox
@winebox 4 года назад
Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.
@JQUE94
@JQUE94 4 года назад
@@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were
@davidsnyder2000
@davidsnyder2000 Год назад
Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂
@NickgAnagnost
@NickgAnagnost 4 года назад
Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?
@ironohyes3644
@ironohyes3644 4 года назад
yeah wtf 😂
@marcyatkinson9995
@marcyatkinson9995 4 года назад
And yet for him, that seems completely normal.
@whizzmik1705
@whizzmik1705 4 года назад
Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey
@AbdallahMassoud1
@AbdallahMassoud1 4 года назад
I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...
@williamthomas5215
@williamthomas5215 4 года назад
Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol
@joebas9352
@joebas9352 4 года назад
5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You
@bigcityclipz7033
@bigcityclipz7033 3 года назад
i fucking lost it there
@MileyCyrusSwollenGums
@MileyCyrusSwollenGums 3 года назад
That absolutely gutted me 😂
@crabnormal
@crabnormal 2 года назад
My grandmother was super Italian and it's comforting to hear Joey call his living room "the parlor".
@SKSillSKSill
@SKSillSKSill 4 года назад
I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.
@beesheer3761
@beesheer3761 4 года назад
The very best!!
@dropYourVideo
@dropYourVideo 4 года назад
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.
@SKSillSKSill
@SKSillSKSill 4 года назад
Sept.28th- 😂1979
@MaximumShellz
@MaximumShellz 4 года назад
I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him
@jtaw123
@jtaw123 4 года назад
@@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories
@damianmigginis1157
@damianmigginis1157 4 года назад
James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying
@Mr_jnk
@Mr_jnk 4 года назад
@@MaximumShellz nah this is bait
@p1d1
@p1d1 3 года назад
"When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world
@Francesco-cj3oi
@Francesco-cj3oi 2 года назад
It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol
@jacktheripper5661
@jacktheripper5661 2 года назад
Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 Год назад
I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.
@goose300183
@goose300183 Год назад
It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.
@AsvpMarleyy718
@AsvpMarleyy718 3 года назад
“She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 2 года назад
I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂
@williamthomas5215
@williamthomas5215 4 года назад
Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.
@novatryshots
@novatryshots 4 года назад
"I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz
@aricwilliams6492
@aricwilliams6492 6 месяцев назад
I swear when hes talking about being a kid on the rubber bed arguing with the nurse. All i see is Joeys current head on his kid body like the flashbacks on the George Lopez show. Makes it 20 time's funnier😂
@888CDS
@888CDS 6 месяцев назад
ONG lmaooo
@icy4567
@icy4567 4 года назад
“They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat
@bigmon19
@bigmon19 4 года назад
Tremendous😂😂😂
@ignatiushorstmann2526
@ignatiushorstmann2526 4 года назад
Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz
@Anothergoogleaccount1
@Anothergoogleaccount1 4 года назад
Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes
@brettbarreras48
@brettbarreras48 4 года назад
Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking
@risharddaniels1762
@risharddaniels1762 4 года назад
HER Story medicine is drugs...
@risharddaniels1762
@risharddaniels1762 4 года назад
HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.
@risharddaniels1762
@risharddaniels1762 4 года назад
HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.
@Santos.L.Halper.
@Santos.L.Halper. 5 месяцев назад
The image of joey being a kid and still talking like he does now is the best 😂😂
@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips
@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips 4 года назад
If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller
@Dakidnolo
@Dakidnolo 4 года назад
Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 2 года назад
I think the World especially now Needs a Joey Diaz movie of some of his collected stories
@callmeviper7723
@callmeviper7723 4 года назад
Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics” LOL
@brettbarreras48
@brettbarreras48 4 года назад
Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying
@armedlorax7301
@armedlorax7301 4 года назад
pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary
@Giovannigio123
@Giovannigio123 4 года назад
Haha from spanish I guess
@seeqr9
@seeqr9 3 года назад
@@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.
@chasegwop47
@chasegwop47 3 года назад
@@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣
@straytenwhitenormell7759
@straytenwhitenormell7759 4 года назад
As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories. My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was. LOL
@Francesco-cj3oi
@Francesco-cj3oi 2 года назад
Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science" Didn't change a bit
@brianmorris364
@brianmorris364 2 года назад
And now we have MRSA
@LJ-mp7ir
@LJ-mp7ir 2 года назад
@@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.
@dominicpizzo7864
@dominicpizzo7864 Год назад
Facts
@Anon.G
@Anon.G Год назад
What a disgrace.
@hvfti
@hvfti Год назад
One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾
@ДенисШелешко
@ДенисШелешко 3 года назад
5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂
@Joshua-lc1rq
@Joshua-lc1rq 4 года назад
Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂
@andrewholz1414
@andrewholz1414 4 года назад
LMAO it killed me too. The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.
@aldocuacuas5838
@aldocuacuas5838 4 года назад
FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao
@canadaeast8358
@canadaeast8358 2 года назад
Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did
@igorlukyan206
@igorlukyan206 4 года назад
We need and animated shit volcano experience STAT
@Steef_Lee
@Steef_Lee 4 года назад
Lol I just commented that before I saw yours
@daviddoesit2341
@daviddoesit2341 4 года назад
Legends the both of u
@catdogc86
@catdogc86 4 года назад
The jackass guys did it lol
@srsucioguapodelsur8845
@srsucioguapodelsur8845 4 года назад
12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.
@AndrewRyan-rd1wl
@AndrewRyan-rd1wl Год назад
Only Joey would have this story !! A real american treasure!!
@hairyberry4858
@hairyberry4858 4 года назад
Note to self don’t drink milk while watching Joey diaz
@imsorrythankyouplease7613
@imsorrythankyouplease7613 4 года назад
You drink that fuckin milk in five minutes if you know what’s good for you.
@worldclassvago9346
@worldclassvago9346 4 года назад
Gotta put scoop of ice cream first
@JDeuce
@JDeuce 4 года назад
If you haven't seen his Sister Hyacinth story, you should go do that. 😂
@Luccinati
@Luccinati 4 года назад
“It was ineva-eva-edible.”
@chasegwop47
@chasegwop47 3 года назад
Time stamp🤣?
@Luccinati
@Luccinati 3 года назад
@@chasegwop47 1:46
@chasegwop47
@chasegwop47 3 года назад
@@Luccinati bruh this was 2 mins into the video I dunno how my dumbass missed this 😭😭 thank u
@plus-sizealbert2268
@plus-sizealbert2268 3 года назад
Your profile pic makes your comment so much better 😂
@nickwiora8214
@nickwiora8214 2 года назад
6:50 I imagine Joey never grew up even when he was a child he was a 65 year old Italian mobster
@The.One.7.
@The.One.7. 4 года назад
9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me
@RickDirt11
@RickDirt11 3 года назад
are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...
@jamesgragan8129
@jamesgragan8129 3 года назад
@@RickDirt11 Cuban I believe
@bradycowles5520
@bradycowles5520 3 года назад
@@RickDirt11 He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂
@raizelcortez3219
@raizelcortez3219 2 года назад
@@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died
@grantsarrafian8429
@grantsarrafian8429 3 года назад
This man has an amazing memory. He can still remember exact dates and locations while he was probably high
@corbsterz
@corbsterz 3 года назад
it bescaue he tell them so frequently that its just a habit and wont ever forget stories he values
@PaziGazim
@PaziGazim Год назад
Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.
@fonkyman
@fonkyman 4 года назад
TO THIS DAY !!!!!!! i dont drink milk
@alexguerra683
@alexguerra683 3 года назад
he always says it..he even denied milk on a eating pepper show
@missmahinay5297
@missmahinay5297 3 года назад
“My mom would look under my eyelids and say, you’re weak somewhere” bahahahahaaa! Funniest line of the whole video!
@wynterginger
@wynterginger 7 месяцев назад
Moms know !!!!
@silverssonyoutube8438
@silverssonyoutube8438 2 года назад
For a guy that smokes a shitload of weed I gotta say he has a tremendous memory.
@Metsfan1986
@Metsfan1986 4 года назад
The last few minutes had me literally crying with laughter. Joey is a legend.
@wingedrhinotv
@wingedrhinotv 4 года назад
Joey Diaz is like the internet's favourite uncle 😂
@theodore9668
@theodore9668 4 года назад
I could listen to Joey all day 😂
@davidbryan7795
@davidbryan7795 Год назад
The best story teller ever
@matthewmccoll1739
@matthewmccoll1739 3 года назад
its amazing the clarity he has in stories, even down to the date. Man has a great memory
@Billy_Herrington1969
@Billy_Herrington1969 4 года назад
How is this guy still alive ?
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 4 года назад
Medical miracle 😂
@N-e-o1
@N-e-o1 4 года назад
@@samanthab1923 medicinal mari-miracle
@monkcheetah8203
@monkcheetah8203 4 года назад
Drugs 🥴
@genociderjill
@genociderjill 4 года назад
All That THC Holding Him Up 😭😭😭😹
@cash5593
@cash5593 4 года назад
He's a doctah!
@Paul-q3m7k
@Paul-q3m7k 2 месяца назад
This guys a gift to humanity
@damos6207
@damos6207 4 года назад
I laughed when he said they were protecting me like Biggie getting shot 😂😂😉
@themadhanna
@themadhanna Месяц назад
Joey Diaz says, "I'm lucky I'm alive!' This is true, but what's more true is that _WE'RE_ lucky he's alive. What a gem of a human!
@maxluong2
@maxluong2 4 года назад
"It isnt like now haha. *These were conservative white people* " Lmaoooo
@xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506
@xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506 3 года назад
@James A Why are you this insecure? He's literally pointing out how the reaction would be different back then because of the audience. Literally, no one was making fun of them in that way.
@xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506
@xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506 3 года назад
@James A Where in this clip did he show this? Regardless of what his stance may be in general (I don't even really believe you in this either tbh) you specifically commented on this clip.
@lionheart5601
@lionheart5601 4 года назад
Some mastermind has to animate all of Joey Diaz Stories and turn it into a Netflix series...."Growing up Diaz The Joey Chronicles"
@charlieeduardo1033
@charlieeduardo1033 2 года назад
Joey Diaz life needs a movie
@GhastlyCretin
@GhastlyCretin 4 года назад
September 28th 1979 is when Holmes beat Earnie Shavers. He beat Ali the next year. Slight mix up in memory but kinda makes his story more legit.
@KvltKvnt
@KvltKvnt 4 года назад
Old fool's just tell stories even if they exaggerate or make up certain parts. Part of the fun of being old and interesting lol
@traviscowley4780
@traviscowley4780 4 года назад
remembering what year something happened to you in tho is super hard, like think back to things when you were 6 years old.. or were you 7? it doesnt make that much a difference but after a while the years kind of blend together
@KvltKvnt
@KvltKvnt 4 года назад
@@traviscowley4780 good point, no one remembers every little detail
@-C.S.R
@-C.S.R 4 года назад
I had a feeling that fight was 1980!
@StonkeyDomp
@StonkeyDomp 4 года назад
I bet he's spot on about doing acid that night though!
@achinthyas319
@achinthyas319 4 года назад
Gotta love that expression at 12:44 , man just screams "Cm'on Joe" silently.
@mikesummers5019
@mikesummers5019 2 месяца назад
I love Joey Diaz. The man is a legend.
@gavinblak23
@gavinblak23 4 года назад
Joey that uncle that makes you excited to show up to the family parties
@docskate4312
@docskate4312 4 года назад
This guy is the sh*t. JD: Double whammy of the day, you ready? I don't like milk. JR: Laughing fit The best, I love when JR just loses it in laughter.
@baltimorejoe5284
@baltimorejoe5284 2 года назад
I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day
@guadafok3585
@guadafok3585 4 года назад
Joey's stories saved the boring fight 💯❤️
@10thinningcards
@10thinningcards 4 года назад
I could listen to Joey tell stories all day.
@SubjectiveFunny
@SubjectiveFunny 3 месяца назад
His memory is brilliant.. Names, locations, dates, times... Crazy.
@IRoch86
@IRoch86 4 года назад
“NACA... DACA...” I think he’s thinking of OSHA
@andrewholz1414
@andrewholz1414 4 года назад
Certainly not the EPA (dead face) lol!
@sirf4ce
@sirf4ce 4 года назад
@@andrewholz1414 The EPA!?! Thanks, Jamie!
@dubbydub9245
@dubbydub9245 4 года назад
"You know my docta, right? Docta Orlando Del Valle. You know my docta?" - Joey Coco Dangerfield
@alit5563
@alit5563 4 года назад
I need the time stamp for this 😂😂
@DBaunz
@DBaunz 4 года назад
He was known for doin a bump, every now and then.
@dixonqwerty
@dixonqwerty 6 месяцев назад
I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.
@kashmetfout4games843
@kashmetfout4games843 4 года назад
"I was like biggie gettin shot" lmao
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