Missing 5 Commandments Thou shalt not: - Give you up - Let you down - Run around and desert you - Make you cry - Say good bye (Tell a lie and hurt you, already covered in #9)
@@radiationfin1376 Moses: “I mean...I can always just go back up there, and you can-“ God: “NO, WE’VE ALREADY WASTED TOO MUCH TIME! JUST GO!” Moses: “Alright, alright...I just hope those five commandments weren’t too important.” God: “Depends. Was it the slab that mentioned ‘weebs are trash?’” Moses: “I think so?” God: “DAMN IT!”
11. You will drink all opened beer 12. You will not ask for a cigarette from your neighbor 13. Do not come empty-handed to the party 14. Sanctify and protect the house of the one who put the party 15. Respect the music of the party
That would suck living your entire life following the 10 commandments only to be told you were still going to hell because you broke at least one of the missing 5.
Our teacher arranged for a play of this to be remade in class. Some people did the wind sounds in the back, some arranged for props, and I used the lights to make the affect of thunder. It was REALLY fun :)
For those who don't know what the other 5 commandments are: You shall not pass You shall not laugh You shall not buy You shall not stay You shall not break Thank you Allen Tsai
When I was younger I went to church I repeated these jokes to every young adult in their 20s in the adult church and everyone wanted to laugh but they couldn't and some did.
I had some thin cardboard boxes that were rectangular shaped that I was throwing out in my job and when I had the last three I did that skit in front of two of my friends who also worked there and repeated and did the exact same thing Mel did and even after I did it and they were quiet for a second they started laughing their asses off and said only I would do that and only they would get the joke! ; D
I'M DEAD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i played this during religion in front of the class while the teacher wasn't in the room and while we were all dying of laughter she comes in and I got in trouble but it was well worth it!!!!
In 'The 2000 Year Old Man' Mel goes into a little more detail about those lost commandments: "They weren't important - one them was 'Thou shalt not squint.' Where's the big message?"
Commandment 11: Think about the possible consequences before you take action Commandment 12: Take care of the environment and those within it Commandment 13: If you see something bad happening, make an effort to stop it Commandment 14: Don't assume you hold the authority on intellectual or moral subjects Commandment 15: Don't use God as justification when you do something bad
11. This is a work of fiction. 12. Names, characters, places and objects in this book are all products of the imagination of the authors 13. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or projects is entirely coincidental 14. All rights reserved to the Jehovah corporation 15. This work may not be copied or translated without approval of the publisher
11. Thou shalt not play/sing Baby Shark!!! 12. Thou shalt endorse dad jokes 13. Thou shalt have chocolate more often 14. Thou shalt not remake classics 15. Thou shalt say that pineapple goes on pizza
5 extra commandments: Thou shall not mock Thou shall not rape Thou shall not hold grudge against others Thou shall be true to who you are I the lord made each of you special and love you very much
The other 5 commandments: XI - Thou shalt not eat leftover fish at work. XII - Thou shalt not put an empty container back in the pantry. XII - Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals. XIV - Thou shalt replace the toilet paper after thou hast used the last of it. XV - Thou shalt not be a dick.
