I live in New Jersey and I think that law is stupid because if some guy was murdering someone then they're not that concerned about being fined for wearing a bulletproof vest while murdering them
My city has the craziest laws. Just last week, it became illegal to run down the street decapitating passers-by with a fire axe. There goes my plans for Wednesday...
I'm not American but I have heard that they banned kinder eggs (they're chocolate eggs with a little toy inside) due to the fact little kids choked on the toys.... And in England, as many know, guns are illegal which means an average household does not contain a firearm. This means you would have to use a weapon or your own fists to defend yourself from someone entering, right? Wrong. The part of England where I'm from, it is illegal to attack someone who breaks into YOUR home. basically, you have to let the person rob you to the point you're frivolous. What really annoys me is that the police here don't do anything. They will never find the person who broke in. My uncle was attacked when someone broke in. He tried to fight back. Later on, my uncle was fined and they didn't even bother finding the culprit. My auntie was burgled once too. They never found the culprits. So, it's alright to visit England. But not live here.
***** In my state we're legally allowed to have an AR-10 with 26-round capacity and it doesn't even need to be registered if you milled it out, yourself. The only reason it would be registered is to make it look extra legit as a home defense weapon. Freedom. You Europeans have no idea how good it feels to know your fate is in your hands. Free to earn, free to live, free to win. Murrica!
***** No, I just don't like Sharia. U.S. Muslims are fine. The ones you have are... Well, ask France. Ask Britain. Didn't read any of that other crap. I have an AR-15 with 61 round capacity and an AR-10 with 26 round capacity and there's isn't a fucking thing you will ever do about it. Your island has 50mil people. My country has 316 million. You have no idea what a number is. This discussion is over. We agree to disagree. You totalitarian-lite, propaganda promoting, government tape-recorder.
I think I figured it out. Aesop's Fables. Sour Grapes. Because you can't have the grapes (AR-15, AR-10, etc.), no one "needs them". Those grapes are sour because you can't reach them. You've been told / believe for your own comfort, that the grapes are sour and that you don't want them, nor should anyone want them. Well, I think the grapes are delicious and I've already burned through 2 BCGs, 2 barrels and several thousand rounds, because they're just that damn tasty! As I said, *we agree to disagree*. Now get the fuck out of my house, you Red Coat commie yellow scum! Take Piers Morgan with you.
***** The 1st Amendment says I don't have to shut my mouth. What kind of strawman argument is that, anyway? Besides, you do pay for healthcare. How do you think your doctors get paid? Magic?
Maybe instead of making it a law nobody had heard of they should make campaigns and ads for people to not waste water. (Though you think it would be common sense.)
tonstad39 Same idea in Canada. You can join the Reserve Military after you have a grade 10 education, a home of your own, and a divers license when you are 16, and you cant gamble and drink till your 18 (Unless you're from the shitty provinces)
In my country there's a $3000.00 fine. Imagine the situation: Your life is so badly off that you decide to kill yourself, you don't succeed so you're feeling like even more of a failure then you get arrested on top of it...
It's illegal to water the lawn while its raining here in Nova Scotia because the government was worried about running out of water, and we only have the ENTIRE ATLANTIC OCEAN just a little bit to the east!
weird laws in my state Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices. Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. The value of Pi is 3. (yes this is a law..) It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. You are required to pour your drink into a glass. You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her. “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal. One may not sniff glue. ( FINE THE CHILDREN!!) One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate. State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post. A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight. Smoking in the state legislature building is banned All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans. It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
part 2 Residents are not allowed to eat their own severed body parts on Fridays. Young girls are not allowed to ride bicyles to school for fear that they will show a flash of white panties to passing men. The singing of any Bob Dylan song in a public place is a criminal offense. Oral sex is illegal. Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it. No one may throw an ottoman across the street at their neighbor. No one may spit on the sidewalk. No person may collect rags on Sunday. One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense. (it's coming right for us!) It is illegal to ride a horse in excess of ten miles per hour. Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar. All black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record “It`s In the Book”. While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on. It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid’s ears. It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park. It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offenses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one’s bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days. It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter. A sports agent is supposed to give a college 10 days notice before luring a star athlete into the professional ranks. Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. (so being a gentleman and letting a woman have your seat is illeagal.) No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. (a.k.a no being a badass) Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. Liquor stores may not sell milk. (who the hell would go to a liqour store just to buy milk?!) A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. Drinks on the house are illegal. (even if the owner of the bar is okay with it) A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. (so a dad with his kid are driving home from the pool or pond and the kid took off their shoes and socks. by law this is 'rape') Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. (okay what the actual fuck) Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. It is forbidden to spit on the floor of a church. (i may not be religous but why would you do this? why would you spit on any floor of a public place?)
Devin Herritt I'm in Florida and we actually had to have a rain sensor on our automatic sprinkler system when me and my ex had a house built. We have a serious problem with the aquifers being depleted here, and it is stupid to have sprinklers running in the poring rain.
Devin Herritt I don't think people are intentionally watering their plants in the rain. Lots of people have automated sprinkler systems and sometimes in areas with water shortages you're not allowed to water the lawn in the middle of the day because water is lost due to evaporation. They may not even be awake when the sprinklers are on and it's raining.
Girl: *is wearing pants* Cop: Women, what are you doing?? Girl: Wearing pants. Cop: *takes off pants and underwear shows* Ok, you are free now. Girl: WTF?! NOW EVERYONE WILL SEE MY UNDERWEAR!!
I've actually never seen that happen in Swaziland, maybe back then. But certainly not now. Heck I wear pants almost everyday and they haven't been ripped off yet.
So they fill up your car for you in America and they don't want to get out to put fuel in their car? xD Do you want someone to come out and readjust your seat for you too. Maybe bring out some snacks whilst you are waiting for petrol. How about they chew it up for you too? xD Americans wonder why they are all fat. Dont even get out their *car* to refuel it. Haha xDD
That's why the title is "Dumbest Laws In The World"... It was one law in a certain area, not like it was nationwide. You need to stop being so racist/culturist...
I have lived in the USA for 18 years, and I have lived in 3 states and been to 8 states and only 1 of them(Oregon) had this law. All of the gas stations that I have been to(outside of Oregon) were self service.
Yep. The West Virginia one is so true. I grew up there and it is encouraged to keep whatever you kill on the road. One time, I was riding with my dad and we accidentally hit a doe. A police officer just so happened to be near us and called for a tow truck. He then asked if we wanted it since it was legally ours now. We said no and that he could have it. He was excited because we basically just gave away hundreds of dollars worth of deer meat
Yep..if you try to commit suicide in Japan, a local police officer dressed in full samurai equipment, will jump forward and cut your head off. Alternatively,the punishment is lifelong imprisonment with a Pokemon..lol
The House of Commons in London is even specially designed so that the seats on opposite sides of the room are two swords in length apart so that politicians cannot stab each other.
Everyone from Florida is stupid, everyone from Florida is dumb! I might not be the brightest guy, but next to them my iq's high, if they had guitars here's how they'd strum! *derpy strumming*
I was going to go visit my sister in Florida in a few months, but now that I know I can't have sex with a porcupine, there's no way I'm ever going to that backwards no-fun "state".
+Lucky God because we're paranoid idiots. But to be honest with people like Donald Trump running for president and old white racist people actually thinking he will make America "great again", who can blame us?
In alaska it WAS illegal to say stanley multiple times in a sentence. Stanley went to his Stanley's Stanley until Stanley Stanley'd Stanley's Stanley and Stanley Stanley'd his Stanley while Stanley bought Stanley some more Stanley's for his Stanley
You are under rest for breaking one of Alaskas law. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford an attorney one will NOT be provided to you.
I actually think they have to get rid of the porcupine law ASAP. In fact I highly reccomend sex with porcupines, as this would definitely get you a Darwin Award!!!
It's actually a good law. It stops people from spitting it on the floor, as birds sometimes see it as leftover food and choke on it, as it is so sticky.
In Tennessee and I am not sure how this came about, but it's illegal to hunt whale unless you're doing it from your car. I repeat, you can only hunt whales in your car. Now, if anyone's seen the map of the States of America, you will see Tennessee is in NO WAY near any oceans. Another law from Tennessee, it's illegal to share your Netflix password. True it's in the ToS for Netflix, but the point is, they made it a LAW.
How have you never seen the whales in the Mississippi River? Obviously you're a blind moron who has never seen those whales and how they're so dangerous, I have to shoot them from my car.
This really doesn't have to do with your comment but something I really hate is that people make a big deal out of a law that disallows women from wearing pants yet everyone is okay with men not being allowed to wear dresses and skirts (technically at least, even tho if you can find an example of a guy wearing a skirt in public and NOT getting arrested, I guess that would prove this point I'm trying to make moot )
Mczadensky i think that means if you try to detonate a nuclear device they stop you after or before you detonate....well after detonation that law would be useless since the sign *or whatever the law was written on* would be ashes and dust......and have some radiation on it.
On top of the town being destroyed, if you were to actually be fined for detonating a nuclear device... 1: If anyone dies or their property is damaged, you can get sued or go to jail. 2: Only 500 dollars? Are you fucking kidding me?
Ah, I remember the silly string law, it's really weird but I assure you the "Legally assigned" fun can be quite fun. Might explain my lack of birthday parties though.
Dude, if anyone needs to "get out". Its you. You cant take a freaking joke which is kinda fucking sad. when i said i wanted to go to swaziland, i didn't mention why. and then you attack me like your hot shit. Maybe i wanted to go for the cuisine. And You blew it out of proportion. and ruined all the fun for everybody. Your acting like such a girl, that maybe you should go to swaziland and tear off your pants. Maybe Then you would fit in.
OMG. Those laws are so stupid. What happens if you die in France? Would you get fined. "Ok, I am dead now, the government gets my soul as a fee..." Seriously WTF?
The no watering the grass while it is raining actually makes sense. A lot of people have systems that activate at certain times of days, which obviously doesn't take into account whether it is raining or not. Or they start watering things and just forget it is on and it starts raining. I see people do that kind of stuff all the time in the summer.
Here in Ocala, the government has a law pending where you can't be on government property with pants sagging 3 inches below the "Natural Waist Line". What are police gonna do, carry rulers around with them?
In Germany we need to play low-violence versions of pretty much every game here and games that do not offer such versions (such as Quake and as far as I know Dead Island) are simply banned. :(
Reilin Coneke If it's illegal to have sex with a porcupine then how on earth are you supposed to get a license to skateboard and have sex with one at the same time?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🐧🐧
Reilin Coneke Porcupines and skateboards aren't my thing but I hear they're quite popular and they hold their own raves for those that do!!! 😂😂😂😂 Have a blessed night my friend!!! 🐧🐧
There is a stupid law in Canada where you're not allowed to stand under a tree during a thunder storm. Because some dumb ass decided to go under a tree to get dry and he got struck by lightning.
I've spent my childhood in Rome and I can assure you that no police man or what so ever is gonna charge you and then arrest for having food near any monument!
APPLE PILLZ I'm not a furry,but,every fandom has it's pervs,and most other people are annoyed,like Jack Hadaki,a LOT,almost every female Marvel character has some nude art,and I hate it.Some bronies do nude stuff,and all the others are annoyed,because many people make assumptions and think ALL,do that like the brony and furry fandoms,while I'm not a part of either,most are actually with you being annoyed with the porn,even within the fandom.Not all people in fandoms are bad,but people think everyone is.
Just heads up for everyone, Nova Scotia is pronounced Nova Scosha, and in the event you need it in the future, Nunavut is pronounced Noon-a-voot or, if you are inclined to be silly, None-of-it. Saskatchewan is simply Sass-cat-chew-on and Newfoundland is Noof-and-lund. This has has been your random guide to: Pronunciation of the Canadian Provinces & Territories.
I live in New Jersey and the gas stations had people who pumped your gas, and when we went to Pennsylvania, my mom ran out of gas and she was waiting for an employee, but then she realized she had to get out of the car and pump her own gas. She said that she was not used to that because people in New Jersey pump gas for you and not yourself. Conclusion: People having to pump your own gas in only NJ and not yourself is stupid because we are like left out of the group and people in other states can pump their gas and we can not.
It's funny how nobody ever talks about all those who are carrying guns around them that don't even have a concealed firearm license. They only seem to be worried about *licensed* gun holders yet say nothing about all the illegally carried guns around them right now. Here Samantha is worried about licensed gun carriers in a bar but doesn't realize that many people carry guns around her without a license *ANYWAY*.
I assume this is the American pants... As a Brit I was like how are they supposed to tell??? But there's always skirts... It's not like they have to run around butt naked... And anyway there's some women you do NOT wanna see nude... You just don't...
We don't have the road kill law anymore in WV, it honestly looks like a horror movie at times because theres so many animals on the side of the road dead
Zane Fierro 'Viend de la Rue" or street meat is frowned upon because it hasn't been tested or inspected. A fresh carcase may have ticks, fleas, or rabies. It may have a variant of Bovine Encephalitus (Mad Cow Disease) or several other contagious diseases.
