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Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals.
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27 сен 2019

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@Cuyt24 4 года назад

I’m 57. No kids. No wife. Drinking wine out of a Burger King cup. I am still trying to pick up women at local sports bars and getting rejected. Going home alone every night. Watching Tim Dillon videos on RU-vid. Life in the big city.

@NoNippleNarc 4 года назад

PJ Stone not likely

@Cuyt24 4 года назад

GraNOLAbar I paid for a prostitute last week and she took one look at me when she arrived at my house and said no. I’m just a giant blob of fat, sweat and hair. If I lost 100 pounds I would still be 300 pounds. I don’t blame her. I’m a loser. My step dad was right. The single life right? I was going to get married but I broke it off because I thought I would have unlimited supply of pussy. That dried up after the first 30 pound weight gain back in 07. Sigh. Life in the big city. Enjoy! Yes!

@Vmh1717 4 года назад

Lol this dude can’t be real

@roymakescomics 4 года назад

@@Vmh1717 nah, he's clearly riffing and trying to do a bit in the style of Tim, but not as funny, the material is too similar.

@saraforney3940 3 года назад

I’d turn a trick with you. No funny business tho. Ya can’t beat me up or anything & you’d need a condom. I haven’t whored in maybe three years but you’re pulling at my heart strings

@drgonzo1971 4 года назад

I love that Better Help still pays for these ads

@eskimointhisworld 4 года назад

😂😂😂🤣

@asopher 4 года назад

They know the mentally depraved listen to Tim Dillon. It’s a win win 🤣

@juneack5848 3 года назад

The fact that they are mentioned in the comments means its working! They are still sponsors btw.

@exzisd 3 года назад

I actually listen to the ads. They are hilarious and I've actually THOUGHT about signing up for it went to the page and everything but in quarantine I'm a broke boy.

@theflowerhead 3 года назад

@@asopher That's so disturbing. 😅 Love it. 👌

@AJValentine-uc3pi 2 года назад

I love this battle Tim's having with the crazy woman yelling in the bushes, unaware of the fact that he's the exact same person but he's got a microphone.

@paulfroelich1024 2 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@FrenchCanadianGuy Год назад

Oh, he knows

@DannySullivanMusic Год назад

haha dude niiice

@chuckn4851 Год назад

Oh he definitely knew, that's why he kept doing it lol

@LadyDemo 3 месяца назад

That's all I kept thinking 😂 Maybe she heard him first and she's down there talking shit about him and hollering and howling thrashing bushes and limbs to act bigger and louder 😂😂😂 HE has driven HER insane..

@stellar7760 4 года назад

“In LA they have silent retreats and yoga, in the northeast we have FUNERALS!” LMFAO

@colleenlally-ross7105 2 года назад

It's funny AND true! We just buried my cousin and saw everyone, ate great food and felt happy to be alive.

@BlekJamal Год назад

@@colleenlally-ross7105 How long was Ol' Cousin Jimmy on the junk before it took her?

@user-xy7rp8ye2o 17 дней назад

If that's your photo . You're hella cute.

@Daingerous1 4 года назад

Woke up drunk at 5:30 and made a drink and then saw this just dropped. Life in the Big City.

@PT-tv9my 4 года назад

I got into a road rage incident and ran over a cyclist. Life in the big city

@ewokcardewas3220 4 года назад

@@PT-tv9my just saw 2 people smoking crack right outside my window life in the big city

@tini_mg33 4 года назад

Life in the Big City is one of the best ones.

@closer20jc 4 года назад

Just stepped over human shit...life in the big city

@sublimelove23 2 года назад

just railed a line of blow in my cubicle. life in the big city.

@anonymousconflict2881 Год назад

Good god these classic Tim Dillon episodes are absolute gold 😭

@travis2050 4 года назад

"better help is better than nothing" lmao

@MrsLady-jt4qt 4 года назад

Travis I died

@mysticalpineapple7263 3 года назад

😭😭😩

@robinjoy2789 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@colleenlally-ross7105 2 года назад

Hard ti believe, I still can't stop laughing 😝

@jg2408 2 года назад

This was a special time. Fall of 2019 Tim Dillon was on absolute fire. Never has been and never will be a better podcast.

@yasamanmansoori2789 2 года назад

I’ve gone back to watch these for the first time and they’re incredible. It’s too early to say he peaked here but they’re DAMN good nevertheless

@TheSandwich4 2 года назад

go see him live he is amazing

@milesbeler3974 2 года назад

Try the archived episode "Pizza Hut Buffet" or especially "Fat Gay Santa"he was WILD between episodes 10-30!

@yasamanmansoori2789 2 года назад

@@milesbeler3974 thanks!! Firing them up now

@yasamanmansoori2789 2 года назад

@@milesbeler3974 wait, are these on his Patreon? I’m not subscribed and they’re not on RU-vid. Maybe it’s time to pay 😭

@mattstiglic 3 года назад

My productivity at work has plummeted since discovering Tim's show. Its the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard.

@stellar7760 4 года назад

The ONLY place on the interwebs where I get excited for an advertisement!

@pread7491 4 года назад

Stellar Celeste him and a channel called internet historian actually have entertaining ads.... it’s the way to do them tbh

@T.I.M.Thirteen 4 года назад

Stellar Celeste When he said he only has one Better Help ad left, I thought they must have finally listened to his reads. Lol

@flyingstump2938 4 года назад

Uncle Joey's ads are good as well

@stellar7760 4 года назад

comixbrainz zzz But in all honesty, the ONLY time I’ve even considered going to Better Help is BECAUSE of Tim’s ads... Better Help NEEDS Tim Dillon.

@bullmoosemedia 3 года назад

His ad reads are more hilarious than most people/"comics" Netflix specials.

@frogfroggyfrog2833 2 года назад

This is Tim Dillon golden era. Have listened this episode about 15 times. A fucking classic

@matthewstone1362 Год назад

I'm also back to soak this in once more.

@ryanp6999 Год назад

@@matthewstone1362 samesies

@frwystr Месяц назад

miss the good old days

@billytitus1519 5 месяцев назад

Please get back together.

@bbluva20 3 месяца назад

Cry more. Go watch Ben's podcast if you love him so much.

@frwystr Месяц назад

@@bbluva20dont be so angry

@bleedlejuice 4 года назад

"Is she allowed?... it's too dark to tell, thankfully "😂😂😂

@nowic1tj 2 года назад

When my Uncle Tommy died unexpectedly of a massive heart attack at a young age, our family was really torn up to say the least, the first 45 min of the showing no one spoke, just crying and sobbing uncontrollably, death was strangling the room. Enter my Uncle Bill, observes the situation and looks to me and my cousins and says , "I don't even know what I'm doing here, he isn't coming to my funeral." To hear 80 people go from sobs to a laughing fit was a beautiful thing.

@CatnamedMittens 10 месяцев назад

Fucking hilarious

@Stoney-Jacksman 5 месяцев назад

your 'uncle' bill is a hack and youre an id-iot

@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye 9 месяцев назад

I was addicted to heroin and eventually fentanyl for years up until may 5th of this year. I got hit by a 2001 BMW going 50 mph and woke up a month later. Another month of learning to walk again and im out of the hospital. So if your struggling with opiate addiction and cant quit, just get hit by a car, if you live through it you come out clean... it sucked crapping in a bed pan and having a nurse wipe my ass for over a month but it sure beats being dope sick in the Santa Ana central jail. No brainer.

@bradleythebuilder8743 4 месяца назад

Brah, that’s fucking righteous dude. I was in your same boat except I didn’t get hit by a car and it took me ten years of fits and starts to finally actually quit. You are the man, I hope you are doing well and loving life. Good luck my guy

@bbluva20 3 месяца назад

Life in the big city.

@rawn9234 2 месяца назад

Big city living

@frwystr Месяц назад

im glad the year of the car was included

@Kzander-ne4yw 6 дней назад

Hey dude are ya still clean or relapsed? Hello from Poland!

@cg5701 4 года назад

Crazy lady in the bushes thrashing around.......... life in the big city.

@ericloyd6318 4 года назад

Joyce Rey

@ICUP570 3 года назад

100% accurate

@edwardchowanes7716 4 года назад

Which Patreon tier gets me access to the bushes next door so I can yell during the next episode?

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

A bag of plasma a month

@briang9386 3 года назад

The Epstein tier

@portlandgoose4727 3 года назад

Presenting him Hilary Clinton's head impaled on a stake would probably do the trick for Timmy

@LadyDemo 3 месяца назад

Yes!!!😂

@Vmh1717 4 года назад

This dude captures the north east so well. It’s so so hilarious

@SuperHoneyOil 4 года назад

Looking skinny from that alcohol sugar diarrhea. Proud of you Tim.

@JackNoman 4 года назад

stevia is the healthiest artifical sweetener and it's actually way better for u than any other sugar substitute

@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад

@@JackNoman you're right. I grew stevia and if you get a leaf and dry it for 3 days THEN sit it on your tounge and gently nibble..... the sweetness nearly blows your head off! It's strange to experience sweetness stronger than sugar.

@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад

I honestly can't even taste the sweetness in erythirol.

@MrTYLA13 4 года назад

The fact that better help pays for an ad like this is just fantastic, brilliant work Tim

@antforex2357 4 года назад

Judge: you’re still looking at 40 years Tekashi: you can flank the Spartans if you take this goat path

@segamegadrive3903 4 года назад

@BlastinRope 3 года назад

Kek

@kingheart9555 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@alexleonard9052 3 года назад

Unforgivable

@THEG4MINGLEGEND 4 года назад

Underrated comedian Underrated podcast I'm sure you will make it soon Much love from Saudi Arabia !

@T.I.M.Thirteen 4 года назад

Naif MS He’s “made it” already by being one of the best to ever hold a mic, it’s only a matter of time before the rest of the world realizes it.

@blazedandconfused477 4 года назад

Mate, can't you get your people to fund Tim so he can subvert the US government and media more effectively? I feel like there's a lot of potential here.

@MasterTrickShot 4 года назад

Blazed and Confused glad somebody said it. There’s a hell of an opportunity here. Eventually get him in the Trump 2028 cabinet too. If it’s hell I want hell with a splash of excitement

@bev_buntu4674 4 года назад

@@blazedandconfused477 they throw people like Tim off of buildings in his country

@blazedandconfused477 4 года назад

@@bev_buntu4674 So how about, instead of throwing him off a rooftop, throw him at your enemies.

@theguythatcould 3 года назад

What I love about this show is that you can go back and watch the older stuff and still funny.

@jeanbabtisteclamence3018 4 года назад

Tim Dillon is a fucking lighthouse of clarity, sanity and mother fucking exacting honesty. A palate cleanser, in a world that desperately needs one.

@Notgayjustretarded Год назад

Coming back to these episodes in 2022 is so important. Tim has been at this for years and all of the content she’s so well. Congrats to Tim and Ben for the success they have here in 2022.

@TheSpeakeasily 4 месяца назад

I always come back to this episode. This was peak Tim Dillon.

@skreign 2 месяца назад

It's in the favorites playlist for sure

@joshlockie9285 4 года назад

Better Help wants to get rid of Tim but since he’s their main source for clients they’re going to let it ride.

@joanna9856 Год назад

😂❤

@MrPeaves01 4 года назад

Tim is what happens when a man of the world becomes an American.

@scottgilmour8312 2 года назад

"I wouldn't advertise a product on this show that wasn't a scam" The honesty speaks to me, shame my fake therapist doesn't

@tamhas 4 года назад

I just wanted to say thank you. I've burned through your videos in the last couple months and it's helped keep me sane. Thank you for the laughs. "Little rona'" was the best video of 2020 imho

@elektrotehnik94 2 года назад

Lil' Rona skeet: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KbVrVbYe0HU.html

@alyssamw06 Год назад

I am dying laughing! This has got to be one of the best episodes EVER!

@fastcornbread 4 года назад

The commercials are so ridiculously long. I love it.

@bullmoosemedia 3 года назад

If it is funny, you can say whatever you want. 😎😝

@stellar7760 4 года назад

Tim looking like a whole (Keto friendly) snack!

@madsketcher 3 года назад

Get your grubby convict hands off of my Keto Torpedo!

@bigfoot7688 4 года назад

The way this guy does his sponsors are insane lol.

@leorickt.9604 3 года назад

Listen to cumtown

@ponderingimbecile4775 2 года назад

I wonder if shakeology every advertised again

@pancraseash9002 3 года назад

Each episode is like a flawless special ? Wow its fucking impressive

@AngelasAnythingShow 3 года назад

me screaming focaccia and naan in my house for 30 min. and yes unleavened bread is matza. and yes i know this ep is a year old.

@cargocultpod 3 года назад

lmaooo I was screaming baguette

@irabernstein 3 года назад

banana bread!

@mrinfinitemonkeycage5668 2 года назад

Yes I know this reply is a year old but it screams Pig fandom

@davidk.8434 2 года назад

Matzah is unleavened, but so are tortillas

@jamezdean113 8 месяцев назад

I come back and watch these porch episodes in important moments of life. Helps me to reflect

@FUTANTCOLLECTIVE 4 года назад

So sick of Covid I just wanna watch Tim Dillon eps from last year all day

@chrisswinney1319 4 года назад

Tim, I can’t thank you enough for the advice. I have been canceling my family members who don’t understand the grind and do not hustle. My life has become better ever since.

@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys 6 месяцев назад

"Wanna do something stupid? Call BETTER HELP, they'll getcha goin.." 😂

@leoncort2344 Год назад

When you're creasing at an advert more than other comedian's thought out comedy - you know Tim is the real authentic deal.

@christianleech5772 Год назад

These are truly the best ever. His new stuff is still good but these are another level

@adanbravo4722 2 года назад

I’m sure somebody already said this but Tim’s love for funerals is straight out of Fight Club

@kushfrancis37 2 года назад

Tim paints with words as do all the greats.

@bradleykyle6493 4 года назад

🤣 Just watched 2 bears 1 cave, they spent 20min talking about different peanut butter.

@Nematodeparty 4 года назад

That funeral rip was gold. "In LA they have yoga retreats--in NY we had funerals"

@vdr3846 3 года назад

I thought I was the only one who felt this way about funerals.

@BostonBlues 4 года назад

The whole time I was screaming banana bread

@CH-ml4rz 4 года назад

PERFECT TIMING. Good morning from Denmark

@rayn_0ff 4 года назад

Yep perfect timing for Europe ☕

@Daingerous1 4 года назад

Jensen here, much love you Scandi

@CedricWilliams67 4 года назад

Just recently discovered the Tim Dillon from tin foil. Holy hell he is hilarious. About to go on a dillon binge.

@ICUP570 5 месяцев назад

The best Tim Dillon eps are on the porch.

@burnsplasticbags04 3 года назад

It’s great to see Jeffrey Dahmer has gone on to have a pretty successful career as a producer for this show.

@E-Nigma_ Год назад

The accuracy.

@SeaOrcRonnie 4 года назад

Could you imagine Tim trying to recruit you for beach body? I'd shut up through the whole pitch just to hear him talk.

@patsansone8971 4 года назад

One of my fav episodes with Tim randomly ranting about some obnoxious woman yelling the n word lol

@AlexanderStoinis Год назад

Little did we know, but this was the best Tim of all time.

@karlwithakcomedy 3 года назад

1:11:00 Did Tim almost predict the capitol building breech? 😂

@sublimelove23 3 года назад

Lets be honest, it was a long time coming, and im shocked it never happened before

@flying_rat 2 года назад

Tim Dillon predicted everything

@stellar7760 4 года назад

Can I book you to speak at my funeral?

@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 года назад

To show you're serious you have to disown someone you love

@WitzyZed 4 года назад

“I’m not saying it’s good! It’s *bad*.. It’s very sad, life is.. a meaningless nightmare”

@stellar7760 4 года назад

G G I’m actually introducing Shakeology to my family this weekend...

@jameswieczorek4239 4 года назад

Stellar Celeste what an excellent idea.

@michaelhallen2808 3 года назад

My Mom was a Tupperware lady. Wasn't exactly a scam,but her almost religious fervor for quality plastic containers was rather strange.

@theonlyguiltymaninshawshan7909 3 года назад

Tim's right. Funerals ARE great. One a month would be ideal for my needs.

@johnnydubz3296 Год назад

As someone who watches to mutch Tim Dillon the funeral bit gets me every time

@brencelt 4 года назад

Producer Ben is hilarious as a straight man to TDs crazy rants 🔥❤️

@jamesmurphy8530 4 года назад

You look thin what have you been doing? “Take a seat”

@andthenwhat9603 2 месяца назад

I always start my day with a td podcast. It's honestly the only way i can get going since i can't have oxys anymore

@howhigh0521 3 года назад

I would love to see Tim’s heart rate during these podcasts 😂

@graydays710 4 года назад

Feeling so great for Tim. Looking great racking up a quick 15k RU-vid views. Crushing it

@Tfwd1891 3 года назад

I grew up on the island n parents always talked about the “Van” always had my head on a swivel playing outside😂😂😂

@airsign1012 3 года назад

1:13:57 I'll allow it, I'm not thrilled with it.." 😂

@valve_is_better294 2 года назад

Can only picture my dad’s funeral and wake, this episode helps me reflect sometimes

@ross7668 5 месяцев назад

Going back to watch Tim Dillon episodes is the best entertainment you’ll ever have Absolute comedy gold and it doesn’t matter a fecken iota what year it is Absolute genius 👏

@dkelly387z Год назад

I've watched this episode 3 times now just because of the bush lady! 🤣

@isaactuuri6488 Год назад

tim dillon 2024

@TheRealJDC 2 года назад

Tim: "I don't even *like* sourdough" Ben: *shakes head*

@xandermander6035 2 года назад

Tim taking mini-breaks to yell at the lady across the way is one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed😂😂 like 9:55

@kalijuri 3 года назад

i find myself watching old podcasts. free from tyranny talk. it is so nice to be back in time when the world was just regular fucked up and conversations were wide and fun.

@OpethTheater3 3 года назад

You can run, but you can’t hide

@kalijuri 3 года назад

@@OpethTheater3 i don't hide from cocksuckers. i am sovereign.

@ArticulateDegenerate 2 месяца назад

2024 and looking for almost anything pre-2020

@RoosterOvenMittz6969 Год назад

My cat has alot of wisdom in his face, therefore, he's better than staring at the wall. I learned this today, thanks Tim

@paulfroelich1024 4 года назад

"Only for snitching" that's a great description of social media.

@dirtdirtdirtiest9607 4 года назад

Me screaming at the screen during the bread-off "NAAN. NAAN.NAAN BREAD."

@tini_mg33 4 года назад

I listen to your show even when I’m walking in public and always burst out laughing...

@professionalpacktaxer 2 месяца назад

just started peeping this podcast, always heard of tim dillon saying crazy wild shit but wouldnt think it would be gettin me thru the day at my early ass job at 5am😂appreciate you bro

@gnarleygnarlington 4 года назад

Timmy!! You look glowing!!!! Keep it up man. We need you.

@lst9701 2 года назад

The bread naming competition is actually great, im gonna use that whenever i cant think of anything to say

@lizbrauer3374 3 года назад

with covid, I have the luxury of watching Timmy all day long, between diarrhea and vomiting

@johnmcleod4921 3 года назад

You make a broken sole actuly feel laughter thanks tim

@georgecrisci5440 2 года назад

This Bread Off in my earphones at work is the best thing I have in my life right now with only NEGATIVE $2.25 in my bank account

@nerdelf3704 3 года назад

One of the greatest episodes

@CERBERUS1O8 2 года назад

I never thought I'd be screaming focaccia bread at my phone but here we are....

@adamgardener8624 3 года назад

I have been listening to these so much lately that now the voice in my head sounds like Tim's voice.

@UnlockedWish Год назад

The crazy lady made this my fav episode lol

@waynebunch9167 10 месяцев назад

I miss these episodes

@917nyc 9 месяцев назад

watching this for the first time felt insane

@michaelpaiva9924 Год назад

" we are separated thankfully by a HEDGE "...😂😂😂

@truerambler 2 года назад

Ben received a thrashing on this on. The one thing I will say, the kid is tougher than most of the listeners 😂

@scottt5181 2 года назад

I’m a personal trainer and a lady tried to sell me on beach body. I had no idea what it was at the time. Once I heard her pitch I explained to her what a pyramid scheme was. She didn’t get it.

@Issamadting 3 года назад

First podcast I’ve seen of this dude and he’s fucking hilarious

@valve_is_better294 2 года назад

You get hooked lmao?

@Goofmaxxin 2 года назад

First one of his for me was the gates of hell, and I’ll never be the same

@ZachAttack2U Год назад

That better health ad was the best advert I have ever heard!!! @34:46 to 42:01 🤣

@asgardpictures 2 года назад

I'm 12 years older than Tim Dillon and still remember as a kid the van stories from my Long Island youth. Except it was a blue van in the very early 80's. Had a classmate that insisted she saw a kid get murdered in their driveway by the van guy. Hilarious.