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The Tim Dillon Show
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Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the first time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus from Tim at Ben's house the following day.
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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 5 лет назад
Thanks to Ridge for the wallet and supporting our show. Here’s the site! Check it out! > ridge.com/TIM
@rayn_0ff
@rayn_0ff 5 лет назад
That ad was TREMENDOUS (Joey Diaz voice)!!!
@kwazhims3lf
@kwazhims3lf 4 года назад
i'm 5 months behind and the link just takes me to twisty treats... i asked them for the brownie boat but they told me to go fuck myself and go see some guy named eddie
@maxr1826
@maxr1826 4 года назад
@shadyshawn trismegistus i disagree with what you said but deeply appreciate the way you said it
@leejganderson7827
@leejganderson7827 3 года назад
*Yo Lydia* ❤️🌟👶🍑😉❤️🌟👶😉❤️
@jacobdutka3857
@jacobdutka3857 3 года назад
@@rayn_0ff ]p]]p]
@wokesherman2713
@wokesherman2713 5 лет назад
I'm really missing the video of the porch , but hey...... Life in the big city
@lordswaggity1213
@lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад
LIFE IN THE BIG CITY IS A REAL PITY
@wokesherman2713
@wokesherman2713 5 лет назад
@@lordswaggity1213 TRU DAT
@stellar7760
@stellar7760 5 лет назад
This is on Ben, really. As the producer he needs to make video podcasts a priority!
@Wearenotwell
@Wearenotwell 4 года назад
“You haven’t seen your kids for two years and they hate you” ....... “Life in the big city”
@wokesherman2713
@wokesherman2713 4 года назад
@@Wearenotwell LOL!
@stanoneill1842
@stanoneill1842 5 лет назад
I deleted Netflix to be able to pay for Tim Dillon's Patreon.
@joshlockie9285
@joshlockie9285 5 лет назад
I was just about to get rid of it to get prime but I think that you have a way better idea.
@Cuyt24
@Cuyt24 5 лет назад
You can also ask your boss at the Taco Bell that you work at to give you a raise.
@lordswaggity1213
@lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад
He makes 8grand on patreon a month he's living well.
@CrookDanny
@CrookDanny 5 лет назад
Lord Swaggity you must be forgetting the 106% sub prime mortgage lmao. We need to get him up to the Flagrant 2 level of $35k! Tell your friends!
@sealevelbear
@sealevelbear 5 лет назад
This = genius.
@tsmith5784
@tsmith5784 Год назад
Tim was on fire in 2018-2020. Greatest stories ever first recorded by audio.
@HarvestMoon2049
@HarvestMoon2049 10 месяцев назад
Yes!!
@truestory2990
@truestory2990 2 месяца назад
Episodes 150 - 175 were the Golden Era
@masterprattu
@masterprattu 2 месяца назад
Agreed 100%.
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 5 лет назад
literally the only podcast where I don't skip the ad reads
@cielvague
@cielvague 2 года назад
Boy how good was that Ridge Wallet bit, heh? Should be a known classic alongside the Steakhouse bit.
@stellar7760
@stellar7760 5 лет назад
“Can’t we all just do drugs honestly together? Like human beings?!” Lmao amen
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад
You can if it's not ruining your life people that get sober like to demonize drugs there's nothing wrong with the drugs it's you
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 года назад
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
@zachryanband5241
@zachryanband5241 3 года назад
@@TrollHiddenCave pp loop p pp pop 0p
@antonyroberts4438
@antonyroberts4438 5 лет назад
In case anyone was wondering whether or not there is hope for this country, Jeff Dunham, had the highest grossing tour in 2015, while Tim Dillon was performing for peanuts at the Betty Ford
@Wearenotwell
@Wearenotwell 4 года назад
Life in the big city
@ElTheDude
@ElTheDude 2 года назад
“nobody is doing synthetic heroin bc of lack of equestrian opportunity” man this just nails it all
@T.I.M.Thirteen
@T.I.M.Thirteen 5 лет назад
Ben has the best job in the entire world.
@fleckx
@fleckx 2 года назад
Gettin shidden on by Timmy Dillon. Oof. Umfgh.
@miafitzharris9661
@miafitzharris9661 Год назад
This comment did not age well.
@Ekdrink
@Ekdrink 5 месяцев назад
@@miafitzharris9661he still had the best job in the world
@razz4742
@razz4742 5 лет назад
I spent all my money that was supposed to be for rent on a ridge wallet... life in the big city.
@maxr1826
@maxr1826 4 года назад
damn you werent kidding $125 for a wallet that im only going to put $11 in. here theif, take my cash, just dont take my ridgewallet.
@mindgames9614
@mindgames9614 5 лет назад
"I've got an experience... it's called Stephen Paddock" LMAO
@privatepyle2200
@privatepyle2200 5 лет назад
Life in the big city
@Wearenotwell
@Wearenotwell 5 лет назад
I don’t know why but the ridge wallet mention during the Florida stuff cracked me up
@hudsontoo1212
@hudsontoo1212 5 лет назад
Dillon is so funny. Most underrated comic out there. That set telling all of the awful Californians how ghoulish they are is maybe one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Keep going amigo!!!!!
@phoenixrising7047
@phoenixrising7047 4 года назад
Yeah he'll never get tired of hearing that....
@milfmonsta
@milfmonsta 3 года назад
Link?
@williamostrander910
@williamostrander910 Год назад
Well it's not hard to explain why Dunham had the highest grossing tour... I mean just look at and listen to society... THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE LITERALLY WALK AROUND WITH A HAND SHOVED UP THEIR ASSES AS WELL... MOUTHING THE WORDS OF SOMEONE ELSE. AS WELL AS BEING A PUPPET FOR THEIR MASTERS PULLING THE STRINGS THAT RESULT IN THE MOVEMENT AND ACTIONS THEY EXHIBIT IN PUBLIC.
@mickeycarney1
@mickeycarney1 3 года назад
I have listened to A LOT of episodes in the past couple of weeks since I discovered this guy. Genuinely feel this is one of the best I have heard. Why so few views?
@therealwilfreddierkes9980
@therealwilfreddierkes9980 2 года назад
Yeah. This one is in my top five
@et5895
@et5895 2 года назад
It's actually a lot more than amount views he used to get consistently 2 years ago. That's changed a lot thankfully. The older episodes of both shows, Tim is going to hell & Tim Dillon show, have lower views.
@Xyerian
@Xyerian Год назад
It is odd. Probably due to the whims of the algorithm. The real shame is that this streak from 160 to 185 is the golden era of the Cumpig. Before the dark times.
@anthonyrisola6144
@anthonyrisola6144 5 лет назад
Dillon is a genius. He's going to make it big,hopefully.
@lamolambda8349
@lamolambda8349 5 лет назад
Life in the big city.
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 5 лет назад
"JUST WATCH"
@bossHogOG
@bossHogOG 5 лет назад
If so, it’ll be a sanitized version.
@nmeyers92
@nmeyers92 3 года назад
“JUST WATCH”... seriously he blew up sooo much from when this original comment and video was posted.
@nmeyers92
@nmeyers92 3 года назад
@@narcoskeptic “JUST WATCH”... seriously he blew up sooo much from when this original comment and video was posted.
@mellonclarinet4303
@mellonclarinet4303 2 года назад
"No-one is doing synthetic heroin because they have a lack of equestrian opportunity"
@elektrotehnik94
@elektrotehnik94 2 года назад
Equestrian = (Entry 1 of 2) 1a : of, relating to, or featuring horseback riding equestrian Olympic events. b archaic : riding on horseback : mounted. c : representing a person on horseback. Timmy the Wordsmith 🏆
@suzzanecardelfe777
@suzzanecardelfe777 5 лет назад
By far my favorite comedian. I saw you post the episode and immediately clicked. Made my night!!
@jackdobat5661
@jackdobat5661 3 года назад
“We have 5 minutes left” 45 minutes later….
@rogut8
@rogut8 Год назад
OMG I had the same thing with the puppet dude. Everyone in my class was laughing their asses of and I was thinking: "Am I wrong or I'm surrounded with morons. Now I know"
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 10 месяцев назад
"Who's gonna carry the Brownie Boats?" - Fat David Goggins
@scottt5181
@scottt5181 2 года назад
8:11 I used to be a heroin addict and I’ve been sober almost 8 years. I have said “I’m just tired” countless times when I was high. The funny part is you’re not fooling anyone and you know it 🤣
@mrinfinitemonkeycage5668
@mrinfinitemonkeycage5668 2 года назад
Hahaha so true. Well done on the 8 years!!!! 31 days today for me
@MrBrukmann
@MrBrukmann 4 года назад
Tim Dillon my man, when i scrape some money together i'm sending a bit to you. The ppl who say it's like an HBO special every ep are right. Legend in the making. Yes I want you to go completely schizo with ego to see what you'll do, apparently
@heywsupitswill
@heywsupitswill 4 года назад
Tim’s add reads are funnier than most other comics standup material
@ballzzd33p29
@ballzzd33p29 4 года назад
Dahmer ate my friend....
@ste4742
@ste4742 4 года назад
Tim is a national treasure hes gonna take off big time
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 11 месяцев назад
You called it.
@cecilyt006
@cecilyt006 4 года назад
Best Latina impression ever.
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад
I kind of didn't like how he had to preference it with it's a white girl blah blah blah if you want to do minority voices just do them don't try to wiggle out of looking like a racist it's okay make the damn joke
@liamwilkins1332
@liamwilkins1332 3 года назад
@@TrollHiddenCave would you shutup?
@elektrotehnik94
@elektrotehnik94 2 года назад
@@TrollHiddenCave You missed the bit, joke’s on you
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
@@TrollHiddenCave some Latinas are pretty white
@hatemyseIf
@hatemyseIf Месяц назад
​@@TrollHiddenCaveYou completely missed the point of the bit.
@scottakin6658
@scottakin6658 4 года назад
His part where he goes, “ so then they turn my cousin for what she’s thankful for..., she lifts her head up and says..., I’m sick!....everybody goes ...ok....” Tim Dillon murders. He’s a killer.
@partycity750
@partycity750 2 года назад
The Ridge wallet storytelling ad read was AMAZING😂🍿
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 3 года назад
"Dahmer ate my friend", Sounds like a real knife fight.
@sirg-had8821
@sirg-had8821 4 месяца назад
The friend lost that fight.
@anujnagarajan9628
@anujnagarajan9628 5 лет назад
Tim literally gets funnier every episode
@monkeytrousers6180
@monkeytrousers6180 5 лет назад
Lets face it.....Sunday is not really complete without the unhinged ravings of Tim Dillon about the state of world affairs.
@dirtdirtdirtiest9607
@dirtdirtdirtiest9607 4 года назад
This Ridge ad was the best and I considered abandoning all my family friends and debt to purchase the $100 wallet that holds 3 cards. Ty Tim for showing me the light but I'm too much a pansy not enough pirate. Life in the big city.
@lam936
@lam936 5 лет назад
My friends methhead mom went to that treatment in Eau Claire lol next to Taco Bell
@colematthews7535
@colematthews7535 5 лет назад
I needed this bad today. Thanks man for real.
@christianvoorhees69
@christianvoorhees69 5 лет назад
You owe yanni p. 3 pesos for that Mauricio bit Shout out to Smithtown water #ladder14
@Kyle-xt8ip
@Kyle-xt8ip 4 года назад
I knew an alcoholic that thought it would be a good idea to go to bars to do his "ministry" work. I'm pretty much positive he relapsed.
@normansabin8322
@normansabin8322 3 года назад
Ben's doublewide joke at 1:08:34 doesnt get enough play, that was hilarious.
@MrAhuraMazda
@MrAhuraMazda 4 года назад
Is Brendan Schaub the comic who's so bad and shouldn't pursue comedy??
@Cattlynt
@Cattlynt 5 лет назад
Brownie boats and pedophile park. I’m dying🤣🤣🤣
@ryanstahulak1784
@ryanstahulak1784 Год назад
I’m ducking dying how does he go from deep conspiracy’s about the saudis to “what do you mean you don’t have a browny boat”
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 5 лет назад
I’m folding laundry 1,5min in and I’m laughing out loud
@lordswaggity1213
@lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад
Life in the big laundry
@sealevelbear
@sealevelbear 5 лет назад
Lord Swaggity Yes.
@Scoobs-pg6jc
@Scoobs-pg6jc 4 года назад
We’re gonna end up Back in Florida...😳☠️😂☘️☘️☘️😳.....? Hey I’m Dr. Faucci . “Forget about It!!! A Forget about It!!
@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler
@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler 3 года назад
I ran the rehab circuit for 1.5 years in south Florida this episode is now my favorite of all of yours so far. Been going through them backwards haha
@partycity750
@partycity750 2 года назад
The Ridge Wallet Ad read that starts at 47:40 is SIMPLY AMAZING...BUT THAT’S LIFE IN THE BIG CITY!
@stellar7760
@stellar7760 5 лет назад
Come on, Timmy, we need to see you!
@stefanmironov6405
@stefanmironov6405 5 лет назад
soo woo funniest ads in the biz
@j.b.7133
@j.b.7133 5 лет назад
58:30 Brendan Schaub.
@lamolambda8349
@lamolambda8349 5 лет назад
Agreed
@juankenon
@juankenon 4 года назад
The joke is he got his fans to fork out something like 30k to keep doing his cancercast with Callen and they only put out one show, now that's comedy.
@Catgirl_Online
@Catgirl_Online 2 года назад
YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO PUT A CAKE IN A SHAKE
@5.0_meatballmarinara
@5.0_meatballmarinara 4 года назад
Dude is the best! His white Spanish chick who post on the dead ex’s Facebook everyday! Lol fucking classic love it ! So on point
@danegerous87
@danegerous87 5 лет назад
Tim was great as the PR guy for Lights Out with David Spade, hoping he gets more opportunities on television
@aarongreen7527
@aarongreen7527 5 лет назад
Well now im buying a ridge wallet
@Scoobs-pg6jc
@Scoobs-pg6jc 4 года назад
Yo Timmy ☘️😂🦋☘️👌🏼👌🏼 Love you !! Thank you soo much you don’t even know!! I’m cracking up binge watching u for 2 weeks here in Santa Cruz,Ca. Crazy ass Times indeed.. I never would have guessed I’d be laughing this hard. No way!?!!?👌🏼 Seriously saving me !🌟☘️🌟 Your my style all day! I grew up in Orlando Florida family from Jersey 😳😂☘️ Took off to California at 21 in 1998. As you know California humor is nothing like the East Coast! Best Luck to you💋👌🏼 Be safe 😎We need you! In 23 years this is the first time I’ve considered Leaving California 😳Shitt is gettin real🤔🥺 PS your sweet side comes out and Hope u fall in love too!!
@clv9056
@clv9056 4 года назад
These rehab bits are fucking gems man.
@jordandavid8653
@jordandavid8653 2 года назад
Much love from a recovering junkie! 💚
@ElTheDude
@ElTheDude 2 года назад
this might be the best episode
@trentonjunginger-vm2xi
@trentonjunginger-vm2xi 9 месяцев назад
All the old ones. Assland is good too
@SuperHoneyOil
@SuperHoneyOil 5 лет назад
I had some delicious Keto croissants and cider while watching this.
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 5 лет назад
I've been enjoying keto fries myself lately.
@TheThejaketucker
@TheThejaketucker 5 лет назад
Please make a “life in the big city” shirt
@nikosavage1111
@nikosavage1111 3 года назад
LMAO! Delray checkn in. They call piss tests at those rehabs “liquid gold”. They charge insurance 1,500 a pop!
@monkeydotbizness
@monkeydotbizness 5 лет назад
Ben's bong hit giggle is hysterical
@sizeproductions
@sizeproductions 5 лет назад
im purchasing everyone in my family the exact same thing for christmas this year.......a ridge wallet with flash drive taped to it that contains an mp3 file of that ad......i listened to the AD three times........Howard Stern needs to stick dillon in the artie chair just to do the live reads alone.....it's worth it
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 года назад
That’s great, but did you use the code?
@sizeproductions
@sizeproductions 4 года назад
@@CH-ml4rz i have no clue ...my gf did it.....good luck
@BeRoyal37
@BeRoyal37 5 лет назад
Good job tim. Great episode
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 5 лет назад
33:49 Truth rains down on us all from multiple helicopters...🚁🚁👻💰👃
@broplzjuststop
@broplzjuststop 3 года назад
“IM SICK”
@valve_is_better294
@valve_is_better294 2 года назад
I really appreciate Tim talking about addiction, it makes you laugh and reminds you it’s just not worth going back to it, I just find it weirdly helpful you know?
@HeatherDavis-b5y
@HeatherDavis-b5y Год назад
It kept me sober today. I love Tim.
@valve_is_better294
@valve_is_better294 Год назад
@@HeatherDavis-b5y Hope you’re well man, I love you, you got this
@HeatherDavis-b5y
@HeatherDavis-b5y Год назад
@@valve_is_better294 hey you don't know this, but I'm still clean and today.... It wasn't easy. Thank you. I love you too.
@angelmarquez6000
@angelmarquez6000 2 года назад
I’m home here now; on the back deck. Life in the big city 🌃 eating a fritter at 8:27pm watching the rain 🌧 hit the pavement. Wondering what my head would look like if it was a rain drop falling down to earth.
@discodynamitetnt2938
@discodynamitetnt2938 3 года назад
I grew up in Delray Beach. So funny
@lachlanclark3074
@lachlanclark3074 4 года назад
The Ridge ad 😂👏
@vteknique
@vteknique 4 месяца назад
37:00 brownie boat
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 года назад
I love the addendums & random bonus content. Stay tuned after the mybookie ad for another great 1/2hr
@zachfrazier8027
@zachfrazier8027 4 года назад
It's a fucking tragedy that this isn't Poppin more this is my favorite comedian now
@willswan7714
@willswan7714 3 года назад
Tim is blowing up
@ballzzd33p29
@ballzzd33p29 4 года назад
43:15 we dont have the brownie boat.
@bigseeks1417
@bigseeks1417 5 лет назад
Woon fuckin socket RI!! Wowww, i WISH I were there for that. Lolloll
@IbrahimMuhammad_114
@IbrahimMuhammad_114 3 месяца назад
Tims golden age
@FloridaKing23
@FloridaKing23 5 лет назад
Come to Tampa I’ll pay your way
@eddiebernays514
@eddiebernays514 3 года назад
my family owned a little apartment building next to a halfway house in delray, the only problems we ever had were never with the fucking house full of druggies and criminals it was always the regular neighbors lol
@Ronlei
@Ronlei 5 лет назад
Put a phone filming video, son!!
@kingheart9555
@kingheart9555 3 года назад
I swear I have heard you talking about the Steven paddock thing and you are telling the truth about the arms deal gone bad and the shooters were saudis from the bad part of the family. They were almost pissed because trump decided to endorse the youngest in the family who wants to copy our old government and free the people. But Tim this time went in on it and them and then is like I’m just kidding. Your crazy Tim, a one of a kind who doesn’t give a fuck and says whatever is in his mind and even if it’s dark he makes it funny
@brencelt
@brencelt 4 года назад
Braindumb scab lives in s mansion...TD lives in a basement 🤔
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens 18 часов назад
Nope
@TheSkatePirates
@TheSkatePirates 3 года назад
As someone who has frequented many twistee treats, and drives past pedophile Park everyday, I approve this message
@lam936
@lam936 5 лет назад
the real Pope
@Harrison.Michael
@Harrison.Michael 3 года назад
I come back to old episodes like this like a junky goes back to Florida to relapse.
@jimmyjenkins659
@jimmyjenkins659 3 года назад
I got my ridge wallet engraved for free... "Where to next?" ....now once it gets here the adventure begins!
@ceddyharris6340
@ceddyharris6340 3 года назад
Damn, Tim just mentioned St. Pete and Rush Limbaugh in the same breath. I think I just came in my pants.
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 2 года назад
'' I met a woman there who was half Cherokee. She was fine but you know how those people can't handle the drink''. How does a recovering alcoholic work that into a wallet ad!!!??????
@guitarnut6144
@guitarnut6144 5 лет назад
Holy shit!! the Smiley Face murders.... that was a thing here in Minneapolis for a while.
@bennyhath1789
@bennyhath1789 4 года назад
Tim Dillon didn't even scratch the surface of what's going on in Delray Beach Florida unfortunately
@vincenjones4915
@vincenjones4915 5 лет назад
just plain keith fantastic comic I think he went to paradise though?
@Luvurenemy
@Luvurenemy 2 года назад
I’m back for the nth time.
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 Год назад
"Just...put it in the boat."
@stoicsteveYT
@stoicsteveYT 3 года назад
"We used to chill like with each atha!"
@AnnusMirabilus
@AnnusMirabilus 4 года назад
50:50 the irony of listening to this ad as I'm packing to move from L.A. to Vegas, and I've spent maybe 30 hours packing sh*t with numerous boxes around me, and I've got at least 30 more hours remaining to finish it off
@dasmstudies
@dasmstudies 2 года назад
Proud to be a Floridian
@CAPSTRES
@CAPSTRES 5 лет назад
Bruh..... Please bring on Bryan Holtzman......
@322472507
@322472507 3 года назад
13:10 funniest heckler ever
@sticky4444
@sticky4444 Месяц назад
this is a top ten episode
@xxlegitfailxx
@xxlegitfailxx 3 года назад
having a stash of a few norcos is the adult version of a half day at school
@shannonbarata6822
@shannonbarata6822 4 года назад
Shout Out to Woonsocket, RI.
@trentjung8035
@trentjung8035 2 года назад
42:08-47:40 pedophile park and brownie boats @ whoever is making the Tim Dillon clips.
@MrDenLDC
@MrDenLDC 3 года назад
Abundance is the absence of clutter
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