Meanwhile, in Parliment: Dude: “So, I think that if we- OH NO I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!” Cops: “You’re going to jail for life!” “Oh wow, he already served his sentence.”
About earth being the only planet not named after a god, this is not quite true as it's also named 'Terra', aka Gaia, the godess of earth. It's the same as the moon also being called 'Luna' and the sun being called 'Sol', also after gods
Him: Apples are more useful for waking you up in the morning than caffine My friends in form at school: I'm so tired Me who eats an apple as part of my breakfast every day: HAH! Bgeira is superior to all!!
Your brain does feel pain, if you even poke it, it will hurt in the place it is for. For example, if you touch the right part of the brain that controls your left leg, it will hurt your leg. It’s obviously more complicated but that’s it for you simplified.
“Have you ever pretended to be a youtuber while doing something” I literally said yes in my head like a youtuber would, same grammar, vocabulary and way of saying words.
The one about how in 2.3 billion years it'll be too hot for life on earth I actually disagree with. Because if you really think about it, animals in the wild adapt to their habitats, right? Humans are known to do the same thing, so I feel like as long as it gradually goes up in heat, we'll be okay.
Could all the planets fit inside Jupiter? I mean really, think about. It seems like you forgot about Saturn, Uranus and Neptune in that equation. Unless you're only conserving mass and not density because if that's the case I have another 'fact' for you: you could probably compress Jupiter to the size of the moon without it passing the Schwarzchild radius.
