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A brief stroll down the sandy bogs full of Melaleuca preissiana, Calochilus uliginosus, Conospermum caeruleum, Drosera platystigma, Xanthosia rotundifolia and others from the peaty winter-wet swamps of Southern Australia.
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@charlottewalnut3118 4 года назад

I don’t know who the hell you are but you deserve a Nobel peace prize

@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732 2 года назад

A mix of botany and social commentary - appreciate the nature around you. There is more in that field down the block than a bit of grass. Tony is self taught in botany with little formal education. This is his hobby turned part career.

@BESHYSBEES 4 года назад

FYI. It takes 3-6 mins of editing for every 1min of video, so these 30+ min episodes are extremely time consuming! Please show your appreciation in the form of sharing his videos and channel, and if you can throw some burrito coinage his way because there is no such thing as a free lunch. Ok take it easy and GFYS.

@joshmusic9766 3 года назад

And watch the ads

@arturozons151 3 года назад

@@joshmusic9766 aarrrrrrgggggghh !!!....that's what reason says...but it's against my nature...i will try !!

@jjrichards1099 3 года назад

@@arturozons151 used to feel the same until someone put it in a different light for me. ads are great because you get the opportunity to support someone who deserves it, but instead of doing it with your own money you're using money from a big corporation. And personally I really love spending the big corporations' money. Plus if you're poor enough you're immune to ads so it's kind of like stealing because that corporation's making no profit from you!

@aprilkurtz1589 4 года назад

Banging a flower is better than going back to drinking. Words to live by.

@kathy1ninny 4 года назад

How many times do we walk through a place and never see the beauty right at our feet! You’r right about learning from the plants! Thank you for taking us on your journeys!

@Razehell42 4 года назад

I like how you talk about plants, makes me interested in botany.

@markchinguz4401 3 года назад

Buy a book for your local nature. Download an app, I like "obsidentify" the most. Go into nature. Look at plants

@user-zq9xh4rc3c 2 года назад

@@markchinguz4401 who are you?

@dot33 4 года назад

Thank you for sharing your knowledge. Since finding your channel, I have purchased several plant books, started taking "field trips," and indoor gardening. What an inspiration.

@bustedkeaton 4 года назад

tshirt slogan idea: ya like bracts?

@Decimaster321 4 года назад

look at dos bracts

@HotelPapa100 4 года назад

GFYS,B!

@microbet.4081 4 года назад

Oh I'd rock it, and I know many other growers who also would as well!

@microbet.4081 4 года назад

Oh, and btw I LOVE bracts!

@hippydude1606 4 года назад

These are the bracts! Bract it up, bract it up, bract it down!

@deathlydarkness 3 года назад

I like how you talk about humans. Makes me interested in botany.

@nancynickerson4341 4 года назад

I believe I believe I'm fallin' in love......with this channel!

@connernickerson5509 4 года назад

Another Nickerson!

@Wangjanglin_mo 4 года назад

Joey is fully in love with those Droceracea. And it’s starting to make me fall in love with them too.

@jenmha 4 года назад

Have you ever seen any? They’re stunning. I’m in love with them too.

@NewMessage 4 года назад

Ah... my dose of video antidepressant. Just in time, too.

@blakem4331 4 года назад

no joke, thank u. this reminded me to take my antidepressants.

@lorchid23 4 года назад

I’ve had such a shit day, but hearing you sing made it better... thank you for the much needed laugh 😂

@stepone76 4 года назад

i spit my food out lololololo

@EdBabb 4 года назад

If you love proteas please go and visit the western cape in South Africa. I'd gladly show you around, and have several friends working as horticulturalists who would also be able to pass on their knowledge. It's an amazing floral kingdom, nothing like it in the world.

@kirstyhavenga3372 3 года назад

coming from someone who lives here, i can vouch for that! the beauty here is why i love plants sm

@ericplatt6884 Год назад

Thank you for your videos, Very fun and inspiring. Wonderful to see those Drosera. I used to grow many types (not these) of Drosera and other beautiful carnivorous plants, and they are indeed incredible plants. Adaptive and amazing plants.

@echognomecal6742 11 месяцев назад

Rarely is something so over my head so enjoyable. Always nice to see someone enjoying knowledge & nature, ofc!

@KylaA5952 2 года назад

The wealth of knowledge and specificity you have of each of these ecological areas worldwide amazes me!

@marthanewsome6375 4 года назад

For someone into aquatic plants, it is so interesting to see the cross overs to land. Then you have Tony, who makes learning so much fun. Someone should give him an honorary doctorate. Not sure if he is, but they should.

@calamagrostis88 4 года назад

Lovely singing voice, a nice love song to plants really enhances the botanizing experience.

@RocketDog73 4 года назад

Thanks for the time you take to make and share your videos. Very much appreciated👍

@victorsaloum9731 4 года назад

Wooo finally I was scared a drop bear got you.

@wilhobbs207 4 года назад

They're everywhere!

@johnfitzgerald1171 4 года назад

God damn Joey I needed to be looking at nature's beauty and diverse habitat. Having a bad day, really want a drink. Ah, that Beaufortia sparsa calmed me right down. What a beaut.

@shjonwatlington7735 3 года назад

This channel is like a botany lecture that I can listen to while working on my ABA masters, very fun

@TheVitaminQ 4 года назад

I enjoy when you give more side info about the plants, such as what diseases they are susceptible to.

@uncleben4872 4 года назад

is it weird that I find this voice soothing?

@danielpirone8028 4 года назад

That voice! Dude can sing!!!

@mssannysanderson9203 Год назад

Wow. You found some real gems. Thanks for showing off the Aussie bush!

@celiajarvis3168 4 года назад

Never seen most of these plants/flowers before, strangely beautiful. So many wild flowers at the brink of extinction. Read that humans have ancient rna in common with plants.

@MTechOver9000 4 года назад

You sir have inspired me to get the plantnet plant identifier app and botanize everywhere I go!

@jonassalk1387 4 года назад

You could visit and see the Many Xanthorrhoea growing on areas of North Stradbroke Island. (Brisbane) The island is also interesting geologically, a source of ilmenite and rutile. Sand that Screeches, or Squeals when you walk on it. It's white, high silica beach sand.

@a.p.1363 4 года назад

I’m loving your attitude for all of these Australia videos it’s making me so happy with every video I see

@MrPickles1987 4 года назад

Beautiful engine block. Does it have a symbiosis with the grass there? Jokes aside, doesn't the top of the Banksia look like used Q-Tips?

@anthonyfaiell3263 2 года назад

Well maybe not the engine, but the engine's owner for sure has a symbiotic relationship with the grass. Symbiotic parasitism.

@jackwood8307 4 года назад

Looks like a great tiger snake habitat.

@arturozons151 3 года назад

Hey Joey, i thought you were a 80 year old grandpa full of knowledge...you are amazing...best regards from México City...amazing !!!

@Fempath 4 года назад

I so appreciate you man! I love you singing 🎤 Also you rock for going out in the field to educate people on these beautiful very overlooked plant life ❤️

@TheDancingHyena 4 года назад

I love how often you upload

@victorianaztec555 4 года назад

Hilarious yet cute singing! Enjoyed this episode! Tks for sharing your knowledge!

@meismeems1 4 года назад

Thanks for the Aussie botany lesson and the ear worm... Very nice Tony, you're a generous soul.

@scelestus2717 4 года назад

23:41 Looks like a scar tree there. Love your channel mate always makes a day better.

@jaydonnelly5038 3 года назад

It would be amazing if you came to South Africa one day - the Cape floral region has spectacular endemic proteas and fynbos geophytes

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 3 года назад

I'll be there in September

@SaraJean85 4 года назад

New video!! Yay.. I've watched all of them late night smoking some bud chillen. So relaxing

@eveisnotonline Год назад

Right by where I live, your videos got me interested in botany and conservation while I was finishing high school. Now I’m coming across this video just after doing some reveg planting in that exact area. Wow! Thanks for the content ☺️

@cm8sunset797 4 года назад

The most useful tattoo I’ve ever seen. Greetings from a plant aficionado in Australia

@missanna208802 4 года назад

The ruler? I thought something filthy initially when I saw that, but then I thought that would be a handy thing to have for measuring plant parts.

@lemonblossom0 3 года назад

I wish you were my teacher, I've never had this much fun learning about plants

@2.7petabytes 4 года назад

Protea are beautiful! They look like small explosions! Right on with the videos! 👍👍

@cynarka850 4 года назад

The woman to talk to if you come to the East Coast of Australia is Catherine Pickering from Griffith University Gold Coast. She is actively planting out the large Griffith University campuses with endemic at-risk species. I remember when I was her student she was working on a local orchid, cultivating them and redistributing them to the wild. Send me a PM as well if you are coming to South East Queensland/Northern NSW and I could take you to some amazing spots or point them out to you.

@JarrydNielsenLMAO 4 года назад

07:55 dang bro warn me before you go melting my heart like dat

@beezuskneezus3229 4 года назад

I live on the beach in Victoria its sad seeing the rubbish and bay slowly turning to a sewer. Use to live in the Yarra valley also illegal dumping was everywhere people are fukn pigs! Love the work mate u know ya shit ! I love my garden Australia has some gems

@clarecaldeira8149 4 года назад

Always a thrill to meet a fellow botanizer. I ♥️ the southwest.

@AndNoOneDriving Год назад

rules to see u sing out of joy upon finding a plant, it’s a super cool one indeed I’d be singing for days after encountering it too

@ThomasSmith-os4zc Год назад

I had an uncle in Lake Mary, Florida and he had some Australian plants. He pioneered air laying Crotons and made a good living.

@edwardlittlefield447 4 года назад

Beautiful stuff!

@allwright4020 2 года назад

There is a big granddaddy American chestnut tree that still has foliage and fruits every few years in the Talladega national forest in alabama. It's in a wilderness area near Duggar mountain. That part hasn't been clear cut since 1911.

@just177 4 года назад

You've done well, I think we've all learned so much on Australian flora, habitats.

@katiekane5247 4 года назад

Prepare yourself for a three day headache from Hell if you gotta stop the caffeine all at once. Did my detox in icu, morphine level headache! Sure appreciate your Aus vids, traveling vicariously I am!

@drdisco5827 4 года назад

I love your stories and scientific hypotheses

@alisonburgess345 4 года назад

This is just getting better and better ... these videos are something else. Absolutely loving this trip. I guess it’ll be over soon - don’t US workers only get two weeks annual leave????

@christophermclaughlin8899 4 года назад

As for genetic modification, let’s hope crispr lives up to expectations. Could help mitigate our constant ecological blunders.

@GaenorBgood 4 года назад

😍💕 Mr Crimes. You inspire me 🙌

@christophermclaughlin8899 4 года назад

Thank you for showing Australia beyond kangaroos, crocodiles, and koalas. This is beautiful.

@alfred0231 2 года назад

Recently took up some flower photography of sorts. I've been getting better at taking pictures, and I've begun to notice something. When looking at photos that were at least a week old, I have no idea how big the flower was. I find your videos do a good job of conveying size.

@pizzamanilla 4 года назад

This is my thing to play in the background when I'm playing video games.

@fuckugplus 4 года назад

I love that measurement tape tatoo on the finger.....

@donfinch862 4 года назад

Reckon we need a fire through there, a lot of litter on the ground, and I'm panicking about setting the seeds now. We need our local masters (aborigines) to re-manage our country, if any remember how. Sad. My wife used to camp at the Donnelly River in the '60's, and the land on the other side of the river was quite open and you could clearly hear the cow bells ringing. The stockmen would flick matches now and then to keep it clear following the aborigine's tradition. It's all overgrown and impenetrable now Edit - we do controlled burns, but I think to reduce fire hazard rather than caring for the land. Maybe both - I dunno. Not often enough tho

@-wreshman-1715 4 года назад

This biome reminds me a little of the low country in the Carolinas/Georgia, which is (used to be) similarly a wildfire prone region. Maybe it's just that and the substrate though.

@adamwilcox3758 4 года назад

I have no idea what these plants are or how he recognizes them all. I mean props. But listening to him talk just does something good for me.

@davidwin7984 2 года назад

My Grandma always said to throw banana peels into the stag horn fern which would make it grow like crazy.

@jordankirkaldy5383 4 месяца назад

For snakes, you walk slow but stomp your feet. They feel the vibrations in the ground and it gives them lots of warning to escape. If you get close to some species, sometimes they just go still to try and avoid detection by camouflaging.

@heydayASMR 4 года назад

that thumbnail alone both created then cured my erectile dysfunction

@punkisinthedetails1470 4 года назад

If you didn't give a shit about flowers before you will now.

@cransonsnord9508 4 года назад

Yeah I agree about ALL GMO's are not bad. Have you studied any of the protacea in Hawaii?, you might like them... Thanks for this: I had no idea of the flora in Austrailia.

@wilhobbs207 4 года назад

Golden rice could save millions but Greenpeace wont allow it.

@Fragrantbeard 4 года назад

Wil Hobbs Greenpeace isn't in charge.

@wilhobbs207 4 года назад

@@Fragrantbeard Greenpeace has repeatedly block the introduction of golden rice through the U.N.

@phrayzar 3 года назад

I've been watching your vids for a few months now, I didn't realise you had been down here in Australia. Now I really gotta pay attention.

@TheSamboly Год назад

I'm a gardener in Australia and I rarely run into snakes but I've definitely had snakes I didn't see at first until I was within 1 meter. Some areas you just have to wear gaiters to be sure

@rockwest001 Год назад

just .... thank you for these video's!

@noahcootz6735 4 года назад

That's some lovely bush bud

@hairymcnipples Год назад

I would love to see Tony encountering Actinodium cuninghamii or the other Actinodium sp from the Fitzgerald river area that hasn't been described yet. Myrtaceae whose flowers look for all the world like Asteraceae, to the point of the inflorescence being surrounded by strappy florets. Specifically like an everlasting daisy, which is a common flower form for daisies here.

@tutumonkeypussy Год назад

The way your voice gets so gentle when you say, “oh look there’s another Protea”’🥹

@coolercooler642 4 года назад

Used an environmentally awful product yesterday at work. When leaving the job I had to pull a tree branch off the top of the truck. Had an instant allergic reaction from it . Just goes to show ya that the planet is not going down without a fight 😰

@457Melly 4 года назад

Cooler Cooler sounds psychosomatic

@rallekralle11 4 года назад

i'd pay a bit to get you over to new caledonia. plants there seem awesome

@ryanpenrod1859 4 года назад

"How many species of Drosera? Holy shit, kick me in the ass!" This is why I love that genus. Thanks for highlighting those!

@samkirchner901 4 года назад

You should stay here in Australia, I’ve been loving the change in theme. I’m from Australia myself and have been looking for decent Australian botany videos for a while now, thank you for doing this.

@missanna208802 4 года назад

Orchid or plant hunters Australia is pretty good. I think its orchid hunters

@susaneirthug415 4 года назад

Good stuff.

@cribbsprojects 4 года назад

There's enough flies in Ozzie for all those Drosera and many more!

@ugsskywatchermckenzie4319 4 года назад

👍🏽👍🏼👍👍🏿👍🏽👍🏾

@punkisinthedetails1470 4 года назад

Thumbs up to the inclusive thumbs up to the video and to the video

@Fragrantbeard 4 года назад

PUNKISINTHEDETAILS amen to that!

@celiajarvis3168 4 года назад

"We have land plants to thank for the oxygen we breathe. And now we have a better idea of when they took to land in the first place. While the oldest known fossils of land plants are 420 million years old, researchers have now determined that pond scum first made landfall almost 100 million years earlier." National Academy of Science

@k8eekatt 3 года назад

Oceanic plankton generate a lot of it too and also metabolize CO2

@KimChi-iy7jd 3 года назад

Tibetan gras produces lots of oxygene and the boreal northern woods.

@anthonyfaiell3263 2 года назад

When cyanobacteria first evolved it almost wiped out our entire planet's atmosphere with excesses of oxygen. So yea, a little photosynthetic bacteria, precursor to chloroplasts through endosymbiosis, has been a main contributor throughout history, and still currently is today. And yea, basically every organism's phylogenetic tree began in water before it evolved to survive on land.

@dakronikles 4 года назад

I love it! what a beautiful place!

@pterafunk1881 4 года назад

Ah yes the Enginus Blockia species

@metafuel 2 года назад

I bet botany pays more than your singing does. I love your work.

@Filbie 4 года назад

33:40 botany and Muay Thai?? You just became one of my favorite people

@wilhobbs207 4 года назад

Australians are more worried about spiders than snakes....and drop bears.

@cathymadsen2930 4 года назад

Snake in the house no problem... call the snake catcher while you lock yourself outside. Spider in the house run around screaming whilst looking for the flamethrower.

@tehfuqizg0inon588 4 года назад

Da fak is a drop bear

@tehfuqizg0inon588 4 года назад

O lmaooo

@aussiegardener5703 3 года назад

10:30 those blue flowers look like dolphin heads!

@jacquelinel3608 4 года назад

19:04 is no one gonna talk about the spider

@alejandraponce6214 4 года назад

I love Droseras too. Lol

@oldfriend2317 4 года назад

We got a species of fungi around here as well.

@brianballa3086 4 года назад

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I believe.... thinks for sharing with us

@rollytog 4 года назад

This dude is the Rainman of long, difficult to pronounce plant names. I understand how he could recognize so many plants, but how in the fuck does he remember all their taxonomic names?

@thatguyuknow4495 4 года назад

Yes.

@anndriggers6660 4 года назад

Please come check out the edge of the Chihuahua in the Hill country outside of Austin Texas. It's pretty amazing.

@paulrossington6176 3 года назад

I like your style Joey... solid botany, funny profanity and a fair measure of misanthropy. The pedant in me can’t help but point out the occasional mis-ID though.... in this case the Pimelea at the beginning that you mistook for a Proteaceae thing. If you ever find yourself in the Sydney area I would be keen to join you on a hike.

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 3 года назад

Yes, it was Pimelea linifolia. I was still new to the area ,in a rush at this spot and wasn't as observant as I should be. The first dead giveaway that it wasn't Proteaceae would have been the lack of anthers on the 4 tepals and the lack of a pollen-presenter. Not to mention Pimelea tend to have an involucre. Ah well, I'll have to go back and get that shit straightened out at some point!