This Friday Rub clip features Jim, Garry, Chief and Damo with this week’s edition of Chief’s Ship Off. After the sting, he kicks it off on the West indies cricket team because their performance against Australia has proven they’re crap. Compared to the 80s and 90s, their swagger and arrogance remains, but the performance is non-existent. They’re the biggest pack of untalented squibs, and need to go back into the minnows to get their skills back up. And there’s a small drive-by for Brendon Julian, who this week referred to the Frank Worrel trophy as the “Wank Forrel” trophy. Next is the third umpire referee from this week’s Origin game, who disallowed a try when no one else noticed a reason for it. Chief ships him off to a minor league in the backwaters of Papua New Guinea to brush up on his skills. He doesn’t know the ref’s name, but he doesn’t care. Next on the chopping block is Andrew Bogut from the Golden State Warriors, who this week took out the NBA final, because he was witnessed pouring bottles of champagne on himself! For that post-victory toolery, he can ship off. The final ship off is saved for a repeat-offender. It concerns someone going out on the green stuff, despite not being a player. And a photo has come across the Chief’s desk earlier this week, which he produces and then has posted to the Twitter feed, of James Brayshaw on the green stuff in the goal square at North training looking right at the camera. Jim tries to comment, but is summarily told to shut up, stop making it about him, and to stop embarrassing administrators, the club, and North players. Piss off, Chief demands. Jim’s excuse is that he was speaking to a legend of the club, but what matters is that Drew Petrie is in shot without a ball because his own President has taken it off him. And it’s enraging Chief so much, that he drops an S-bomb and explodes a SHIP OFF! in Jim’s into the microphones. But the final word for Jim is that he can do what he likes at Arden St. And the final insult from Chief is to refer to Jim as Eddie, which he quickly backpedals on, calling it an accident. But his backpedal is a lie anyway because he calls him Eddie a second time. He wants to give Jim Spud’s trumpet for Headwobbler of the Year.
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18 сен 2024
