Maureen, you're a hoot! My wife and I were in the audience when Jay Leno did The Tonight Show. We TiVo'd it every night so we captured it on tape. My wife has a distinctive laugh and you could hear her laugh on the tape. That was her claim to "fame". Nothing like this one.😮
I always wanted to try this one: "The Cat Shit in the Shavings" of course I'd tell Johnny I substitute one word to "spit". It's sung to the tune "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" "Oh, the cat spit in the shavings, the cat spit in the shavings. The cat spit in the shavings, and covered it up with his paw. He covered it up with his paw, he'd cover it up with his paw, Oh, the cat spit in the shavings..." etc. The band would catch on and I'm sure the audience would go wild! My mother used to sing it.
