TetchyEquation No, it makes you look like a fucking mutant if you walk around in it. Why make it a walking sleeping bag if it's meant for sleeping? You can just drag a regular sleeping bag anywhere you want to sleep. Plus, I'm pretty sure you can't even roll up the walking sleeping bag.
J BlueWolf yeah I actually want one of those! Spreading butter with a knife is a waste of a clean dish. Butter sticks alone could actually save on water from less dishes being cleaned!
I actually ran into a guy wearing a hat wig. The worst part was, he actually thought it made him look cool. I didn't have the heart to tell him it made him look like a dork, so I just smiled and nodded.
It's a great invention and anyone that's ever camped in extremely cold weather will instantly recognize it's a great invention. I would wear one plus get inside a sleeping bag. I thought the butter stick was pretty cool too.
20: Eh, why not? 19: Hey, keep it folded and you have a great advantage in foot combat. 18: A new flavor of lip balm (now edible!) 17: Guess they didn't think about the fact that you will crash and die into a horrible heap of flames because well... you kinda can't steer with a giant-ass tray sitting on the wheel. 16: Is it names "Fluffy"? 15: I'm guessing that "Phone destroyer" didn't sell as well. 14: My aunt would so use those if she hasn't already. 13: Aren't they filthy enough already? (satire) 12: Useful if you want to vaporize your retinas. 11: "You are an idiot hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" 10: That moment when you want to be all fancy and you just end up looking like a fool. 9: Basically a kaiju in "Assault! Armor Jack!" 8: Because picking up chop-sticks and using them wasn't difficult enough already. 7: How to play Pokemon Go, lazy edition. 6: If you really need one of those, then you probably shouldn't have a computer or any other kind of electronic in the first place. 5: I'd prefer a neck rest. 4: A portable rain barrel? To be honest, that's kinda cool. 3: Eh, why not? 2: Lol 1: I've seen better sci-fi costumes in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
You think that a piece of plastic that holds a piece of metal 10x heavier and 100x more distracting to drivers then a cellphone, that you can fit behind the steering wheel of your car is a "GOOD" idea....yeah, real sweal, whoever made it should get a fuckin noble.... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING MAN?!?!
The butter stick, and the walking sleeping bag are actually things I would use. The butter stick just 'cause and the walking sleeping bags because I go camping and it gets really cold in the mornings...
i like the idea(especially if you watch skydoesminecraft) but won't it melt if you don't put it in somewhere cold so it would stay solid and doesn't melt inside?if you don't and then you open it,it will pool out with liquid butter all over your hand
There was a task in my school when I was about 13, we had to come up with a product and present it to the class, trying to show it as a useful and feasible invention, my group come up with the butter gluestick, which has the advantage of not needing cutlery (what if you're on the move) and makes it easier to spread butter. Then I saw this video and LoLed so hard since it turns out someone else thought of it.
I absolutely love this announcer's attitude. Call the products dumb, call them stupid, throw in a few swear words and he is absolutely great. We need more like him. Oh yeah, butter stick is stupid. Just keep your butter on the counter NOT cold. Spreads like, well, butter.
+Franny LP (frannylpfan) I was scrolling down and read your comment at the exact moment that Dolan was saying it. I just thought I'd share that with you.
The main problem is that it is too expensive. The cost outweighs the convenience. Also, the one here is not the original. There is one that is reusable that you put a full stick into. The problem with that one is that it is messy, and time consuming to reload.
No the fire box is the best tired of people pulling down fire alarms for a joke not anymore. Once they do they will get hand cuffed to the wall till fire fighters arive. So there's a fire you feel like a hero pulling down the fire alarm to worn everyone you love. Then you get hand cuffed to the box while fire comes you way and the fire fighters are not there yet
I can see the butter stick being useful for people who have hand problems, like arthritis, or for greasing pans. Of course, you could just use a regular stick of butter in the same manner by holding the wrapping paper.
actually the "phone fingers" are super useful in cashier work- they lend you the extra friction to separate plastic bags, count money, and snag receipts that are otherwise annoying to deal with.
I actually saw handerpants at a store once… I literally fell on the floor in laughter and everyone stared at me like I was insane. My parents then proceeded to purchase the handerpants… yeah…
Three products here get my approval as potential successes. 1) Butter Stick. I think this is not a bad idea, here is the problem with tradition butter knife and toast, you hold the slice of bread in one hand, then you use the butter knife, and while you slide it on that cold stick of butter, the whole thing slides across the table. 2) Sleeping bag suit. the logic here is as plain as mittens vs gloves. if you have ever slept in a regular sleeping bag, it becomes apparent you cannot walk in those things, and you cannot spread your legs, as a matter of fact Mummy Bags are called that because basically you have as much room as a mummy under wraps. 3) Finally, the USB rock, its a gag gift, a modern version of the 1970s pet rock, that made its inventor millions. something you could put on your office computer to screw with people heads. yes its useless, its supposed to be.
@Sawyer Waitneight OMG! I love it! 😂 You're the only to respond. I left a couple more on other videos not expecting anything back. Thank you!! The algorithm works in mysterious ways lol
I would prefer a 3ds because it keeps the same style as a nintendo dsi which i own 2 of. The 2ds is cheaper, but the l and r buttons dont press down right, or maybe thats just me. Also, the 2ds cant fit in my pocket like a 3ds can. I admit, the 2ds is good, but im.a 3ds lover
Christine Lee The 2DS isn't as useless as you'd think. As an owner of one, it's safe to say that it has lots of benefits. It's a lot more comfortable to hold than a standard 3DS, it's less expensive than a 3DS/XL, it uses the same hardware and has the same features, and it's very durable and hard to break. While it may seem like a strange concept, it's actually a very good model of the 3DS, even if it's not for everyone.
I do have one of those but for apples which makes a bit more sense I suppose since as people said you can break up a banana with your hands but not an apple.
I think lots of people are missing the point, most of these are just novelty items which are just meant to be sort of jokes. You are not meant to really wear a hat with hair on top in public, it's the type of thing you get your dad at Christmas when you panic because its actually Christmas eve.
I think lots of people are missing the point, this is actually a novelty video on the internet which is meant to be a sort of joke. You are not meant to really take this video seriously, its the type of thing you watch while procrastinating on the internet when you panic because you have real work to be doing.
I think lots of people are missing the point, my comment was meant as a sort of joke. You are not really meant to take the comment seriously, it's the type of comment you read because its long and catches your eye.
BlackberryTeapot "watch while procrastinating on the internet when you panic because you have real work to be doing." wow you read my mind i have an exam tomorrow Reply · 1
The screen privacy hood is pretty dumb considering a person could just walk up to the monitor and take it off haha and the person wearing it wouldn't even see it coming!
The sleeping bag suit looks kinda usefull. If you go camping during winter and theres nobody around for miles, who cares if you look like an idiot, only deers and bird are gonna see you anyway. I would buy one, look comfy and warm, both thngs you need when you go camping in canada.
Agreed! Warm and comfy, and yet, total motion freedom! I like to sleep starfish-like and that's not possible in a normal sleeping bag. I'm all for this! Now; let's buy 'em and go camping!
Dude, usb pet rock, come on now that's just fucking awesomely stupid. Like the pointless box, that stupid box that when you turn it on, it turns itself off. I love stupid things like that.
number 15 the phone fingers are pretty useful if you out them under latex gloves while you're dying your hair. my nails always tear my gloves so that that extra material is quite useful lol
i fucking lost it when he described handerpants "you know those times when you are suffering from alzheimers and have lost all ability to make logical decisions" xD
Tom Thorburn I dunno man, I had a relative who had Alzheimer's. It was a fairly upsetting and honestly scary experience towards the end, so I guess I can see where he/she's coming from.
***** My grandpa has pretty sever alzheimers, but its hilarious when he puts one pair of Depend on each knee, Depend on top of his pants, waves at the people on TV because they see him, and says the weather channel daily graph is his heartbeat. XD
Michael Freemen Hahaha, if you love this invention and want to use it you find a solution. "just lick it clean" - a butter stick?! LOL Washing or cutting it off is impractical - of course. But that´s part of the concept of those fun inventions the Japanese call "Chindogu". If you google "Chindogu" you´ll find a lot of funny things that may make you smile. I love that stuff and I would also use the butter stick too. But it would be for fun, it wouldn´t make my life easier. greetings e.
Enkidu1701 o-o actually washing and cutting it off is what some people might do and licking it clean is good if ur the only 1 usin it. Plus I might not really care about the crumbs unless they cover every single spot. Also why not scrape off the the crumbs with your finger?
What's wrong with banana cuts? Kids could use it safely. lol Maybe it's just me. Secondly I wish I has a walking sleeping bag when I had the flu. Every time I took the covers off to get up to do anything felt like Antarctica. lol
am i the only one that doesn't find the banana slicer useless? it's pretty much a time saver for people who don't want to spend forever putting together a fruit salad
I want the walking sleeping bag... it's useful when you want to be in the computer but your sick or it's cold... no more annoying blankets falling off! Because everyone knows cat videos is more important then sleep when your sick!... ... but seriously, I kinda want one now.
snuggie is the same thing but a blanket, now I want both of these things. Snuggie for summer Sleeping bag for winter Sleeping bag + snuggie for those ice cold days.
I think the upside-down umbrella, actually is a good idea...perhaps not best utilized as a umbrella (perhaps make a version for a roof of a car but it would be useful for farmers for when a dry season or drought comes along but then again maybe my optimism is misplaced and there's already a better idea like that out there.
or they have the exact things and know half of our planet thinks that these are incredibly stupid so if they dont talk,they wont be embarrased.........
I don't get why most of the jokes are aimed at laziness. Discounting the obvious joke/novelty items, at lot of these are fairly convenient - especially the butter stick and banana slicer. Both options involve not handing over a knife to your child, gets them involved with cooking.
Actually the butter stick is quite a bad idea because once you put it once on your bread, and then you somebody else puts it on their waffle, you could find bread bits on their waffle. Sooo kinda gross
i would get the butters stick , the walking sleeping bag ( coz i always walk around in my sleeping bag to get a drink or whatever ) & the banana cutter
plasma I want one as well because I hate winter and I can't turn the temperature to 40 degrees celsius as in the summer and I hate it,but this is going to be great.
