200 Times When Women Get Rejected and Men Stop Simping #4 

Facebook ruined my marriage. Ex wife met an “old school friend” who had a wife and 2 kids himself. She chose to ruin 2 families to make herself feel ok

The wife asking how many women he slept with... "Just you babe.... All the others kept me up all night" lmfao

"Name the most unattractive feature from the person sitting across from you." She: "I don't like the mustache." He: "Damn, that was my answer!"

He’s not wrong about the cooking tip for men. My husband was a chef before he was in the Army and he can cook the most amazing and mouth-wateringingly delicious meals. I had a bone fusion surgery on my foot last week and am on bed rest for the next 6 weeks and I am NOT sad because this means that, once again my husband is in charge of the cooking for a very long time😂❤. The first time he cooked for me, he served up an amazing dinner of shrimp fettuccine Alfredo with steamed broccoli and a beautiful chocolate cake for dessert. I was already head over heels in love with the guy and this just made his attractiveness skyrocket off the charts. He can also bake, especially breads. He’s taught me many of his recipes over the years but I’ll never be as good as him. 😅

Shit I'm 45 years old, only had sex with one woman. We have 4 boys ,and been married for 28 years strong.

😂😂😂😂😂 “okay, I’m a minor” 😂😂😂😂😂 best line of 2024

Back in the 1990’s my brother in law’s wife was hanging out with a guy who was “just a friend” and it obviously bothered my brother in law. The topic came up while we were having a few drinks and I told my sister in law to call her friend up to come and hang out and enjoy a few drinks with us. She said that it wouldn’t be a good idea but my brother in law caught on to what I was doing and chimed in that it would be a great idea; call him up and tell him to come on over. She flat out refused to call her “just a friend” over. This made it pretty much obvious what was really going on. The truth came out about a month later that she had been banging this other guy for almost a year. Insult to injury….. My brother in law had started chemotherapy for stomach cancer a couple weeks before she moved out. The day she moved out, my brother in law got pretty drunk (understandable) and her boyfriend was helping her move. My brother in law said a few nasty things to both of them and her boyfriend challenged my brother in law to a fight; even though he was completely wasted. I walked around the corner and told him that he could fight me instead since I was sober and not going through chemo; he wasn’t feeling so tough anymore. My wife and I tried to stay out of it as much as possible but it REALLY bugged me when this guy challenged a drunk guy with cancer to a fist fight. For the remainder of time it took them to pack her stuff out of the house, I stood there and berated the two of them every time they walked by. It was awesome because my brother in law who was sick, depressed, and heartbroken was able to have a good laugh at the horrible stuff I was saying to the two of them. So this makes a bit more sense… My brother and sister in law rented the top floor of a house and my wife and I rented the basement suite of the same house.

Gentlemen…..sign a prenup. For gods sake sign a prenup. Don’t get married if your partner won’t sign

"Some women are distractions... and some are men"😂😂😂

I'm just gonna slip the prenup into the stack of forms we have to sign before the wedding. Best man will file everything.

Guys should ask for a prenup,it’s the best way to weed out the gold diggers. I’d sign one without a second thought

5:53 based on her logic, if she leaves him she should get nothing since she thinks if he leaves her she gets half of everything. They want everything set to their advantage.

I love the guy telling his wife what helps him feel better and other things, but his wife is so cute just laughing, i bet they have a great relationship

11:54 that guy on the phone rising above her bullshit was legendary, inspirational stuff

Imagine if all those young grasshoppers picked up a book and educated themselves or produced anything of value, instead of constantly rating their own value without ever producing anything. Yeah its crazy

I went on a blind date with a cute girl ten minutes into dinner her phone rang she excused her self said it's my ex boyfriend. I got up left the restaurant, I paid for my dinner and walked out! Two things about me if we go out don't show up wearing holyass jeans, and forget about your ex boyfriend!

It’s hard for her to be super, affectionate because she’s been ran through.

I vibe with the nerdcore girl. She's not unattractive and she knows the struggle.

If drama is all you look for, then stop being surprised when you keep finding it.social media has destroyed dating.

That one clip where the guy was locking himself in the car and she was hulking out was funny, like girl you got caught.😂

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR...... "F.B.I ...OPEN UP!!!" at 8:40 !???...OMG!!...I WAS DYING!!!!!!

Too many of the ladies with the high body counts would probably be in need of a procedure that car mechanics would call a “rebore”, or have a new liner fitted just like a diesel engine with too many miles on the clock. It’s really sad and not hard to understand why so many marriages end in divorce in a year or two.

As a young male individual with a very happy relationship I can ensure you cutting ties with social media, porn and chasing undesirable women is the best treatment you can give to yourself.

Throat spray killed me!

Loving those videos from 60's....just to see how low did we fall as a society

This is why i dont have a woman in my life

How many times is this guy going to just post the same videos

30K calories is crazy. Sound like her heart has trouble pumping out vital oxygen smh.

I used too be a fat whale then i started too loose weight

He said "i see that cross on that necklace so im gonna say....26." 😂😂😂

0:41 ngl was actually wholesome, they def love each other

She is disgusting, saying she didn’t get her food,she should be charged

Harlot: What's your body count? Me: Body count? I dropped like 1000 Titans, 1500 Hunters, and 2500 Warlocks...... oh wait thats not what you meant, was it?

Remember, kings don't be a fool wrap your finances and assets in the warm embrace of a prenuptial agreement

10:08 😂Love this, one of the many things everyone needs in a relationship is to be able to have a proper good laugh with each other

38:14 i loved this dudes reaction when he said "oh, it's sinner money" just for it to cut to them leaveing the store.

All of them were pretty cool, but at 55:00 I died laughing. So true😂

"...some women are distractions and some are men..." 🤣

Nerdcore goes hard

The phrase “ I’m not gonna lie “ means “ Here comes a lie “ !

The video at 21:10 is honestly pretty admirable, she knew that she couldn’t give him what he wanted, and told him to find someone that could. She was also mature enough to know how good he was

I love that guy and his redheaded wife; they are very funny and she seems to be one of those rare women who are attractive, intelligent, AND have an actual sense of humor. Don’t let her slip away, my dude.

"Don't worry sir we will find your car" 😆😂🤣

A mans value increases with time, like a fine wine. Women age like a grape.

THE WAY IT SAID "do you love her? Yes are you willing to stay with her? M- nahhh?", THAT'S WHEN I KNEW WHERE THAT MEME CAME FROM BRO

The video: Then for lunch Me: THE FUCK YOU MEAN LUNCH, SHE HAD A WHOLE FIVE STAR BUFFET FOR BREAKFAST!?

Keep these coming bro. Pure absolute gold and truth in every single video

13:40 damn... this woman ate in 1 day, what would've taken me atleast 3-5 weeks to eat lol like geez you got an endless stomach or something?

I love how their life goals always involve spending someone else's green.

8:44 and if this was a man doing this to a woman this would be creepy and the cops be called...

Toxic masculinity is a real think. When your attributes of a man is used in a bad way. When a man is overly emotional and masculine, he can be very toxic by lashing out and hurting the people around them. Men should keep their emotions in check most of the time. The many people who attacked innocents in schools or other places are good examples of toxic masculinity.

The one's where the chick just steps in between or grabs your man's hand... It would depend what day she caught me on, am I feeling my normal funny sarcastic sense of humor or am I having a bad day and don't realize a joke has just occurred, so either my man would see me laughing, or just a blur out of the corner of his eye as I take that B down linebacker style!!! 🤣😂🤣

When the fat wife said are you attracted to me no matter what the husband needed to say not visually which is what I said to mine. That healthy response is BS and she knows it so just tell her the truth.

To the men out there,have you ever noticed the parallel in the personality of a cat to a women.For instance a cat will come around you with there tail up ,rubbing you and puring for food or attention and when they get it,they could care less if you are alive or dead.So similar in there nature.

Alec trebek hit her with "losers" 🤣🤣🤣

Damn that big girl eats more than I do in a mounth and I'm not even joking even a little bit

That woman eats more in one day than I eat in a week OMG.

woman at 3:00 was definitely a lot lighter when they got together and let herself go at the first guy who treated her well... it's sad but it happens all the time. It DOES mean she is comfortable, which is beautiful in itself, but being healthy is so important. It's not about attraction, it's about both of you being there if you have kids and setting an example of maintaining good health to them.

A lot of these are fakes... For example the guy at 59:00 is the same guy at 38:02 Girls know a lot of dudes want to see them get rejected so they give them content one way or another and make a bag for it. Stop caring about others and spend time and energy on yourself. And yeah this advice is for me too. Can't believe I spent 1 hour watching this...

half of everything hes worked his entire life for... The reason a judge splits your posseisions is under the assumption you've both contributed approximately half to the relationship. Its already bullshit that judges can throw prenups out. @34:34 single mom incoming

Exactly why a prenup needs to be signed

To the chic who lost her job during the pandemic and subsequently left her relationship because she said she wasn't 'growing.' Yo Chica, was there a mirror nearby when you said that? Cuz you DEFINITELY need to take a second look.

Hell yeah to the prenuptial agreement (No signing, then no marriage period!)

trebek is an absolute savage😂

WAIT....SHE SAID MLK was a president....WTF

Lots of this was already shown

The ginger couple is the best thing in those videos

Nahhh dudes homies were absolutely killing her 😩😩😩 “bro you downgraded man…” “bro don’t even worry about it man she’s like a 7 bro”💀🤣🤣🤣 16:09

Finally a DoorDash person who knows the LAW!! It’s theft!!!

Damn Trebek had no chill.

Cavernous Vag energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know my ex. 😂😂

bro even shaggy would feel defeated with that one.

25:38 I miss the old days

Martin Luther King as president I'm Dead!!🤣🤣⚰️⚰️

She doesn't care if you get fired. You are wasting your time. First by delivering food, and second by trying to talk to a woman.

If a man wants you to go gym with him instead of cheating on your ass and lying to you LOVE that man, he cares and wants to make the relationship better...

that squidward meme was crazy

2:57 - Dude knows he lost that argument. No way the whale is leavin' the ocean.

6.16 Brutal. Whew, poor men in the west who have to meet ladies like this monster. That dude who asked her to marry just got a blessing from god when she rejected him.

This man really ragging on nerdcore 🤦

Girl on the beach: "I was having problems at work" (that WAS her story, hence why she used the verb 'to be' in the past tense, despite it being the same day that she needed 'comforting')

"Obviously he's being a bit rude" Bro, is that a joke? He was as kind as he could possibly be, considering she was more than twice his size

6:22 This lady was extremely serious, no sarcasm!!!!!

1:09:34 Was hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I struggled to breathe. It really tickled my funny bone. "Why is there a fat acceptance movement for women, but there's no broke acceptance movement for men?" LMAO!!! 😆🤣

1:05:05, I remember this Gold Digger. Her man was in the Hospital and she went on a Dating Show to replace him WHILE he is fighting for his life.

54:51 min 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 Exactly, and I feel with you because of the scratch brother! 🤙🏻 Did the cops find your car Bro? 😁 And 15 minutes is way to short for two girls, come on!

At first I wasn't going to comment because I find this whole video entertaining. But when dude said he didn't want to fall in her "poom poom* (and we all know what that means),and wind up in Narnia I lost my shit. Never laughed so hard in my life.

The guy at 13:00 did an amazing job with that. I never knew where the term "toxic masculinity" came from but now i do. However, i do understand what people mean when they say it.

i loved the throat spray part

He said 26 she aint deny it either! I believe that number was higher than u wanna make it 27!😂

"Im a child of god" lol😂☠️💀 MORE like child of FRAUD!!

7:52 the guy wasn't in a relationship, he justgot a good look and got the hell out of dodge. "Toxic masculinity" is as moronic of a statement as "emotional intelligence ".

4:39 this will never not be funny 😭

in 1961 men were the prize now 2024 is women the prize sad indeed.

what panel is this...the guy with the beard... I enjoy his take on things. He is very down to earth and he is logical and although he says women expect this or tht he does it without sounding judgementa;;; just factual

He should have said I'll shave mine if you'll shave yours

"Babe, how many girls have you slept with?" - "Just you." "Don't lie, how many?" - "Just you, the other ones kept me up all night." 💀

0:43 she is actually laughing too. Right girl to him

"Ballet? ... maybe..." I like that he hesitate with the only profession he suggested. Priceless..

That guy didnt have a stash he had a some random hairs under his lip cant call it a stash dont call my ball hair a stash