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2017 Chinese PLA 24 Hour Special Operations Food Packet MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test 

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Check out what the PLA troops are eating on special operations -This 24 Hour Ration is China's take on the US FSR - being ready to eat, on-the-go foods and beverages - and very much a no-frills one.. I call it: Future of the future. See for yourself and you decide which is better: This? Or the US FSR? Leave a comment and let me know what you think!
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Комментарии : 4,6 тыс.   
@dr.vanilla9017
@dr.vanilla9017 4 года назад
"Taste like expired Multi Vitamins." NOT BAD Never change Steve.
@YuubiTimberwolf
@YuubiTimberwolf 4 года назад
Better than green pork!
@JohnTheFrugalFatGuy
@JohnTheFrugalFatGuy 4 года назад
Yeah, "most people would find it revolting" but he keeps going back for more! :D
@redheads604
@redheads604 4 года назад
anything's not bad after you've eaten 100+ year old meat
@iirossii2005
@iirossii2005 4 года назад
@@redheads604 how he hasn't gotten botulism or dysentery is beyond me..
@iirossii2005
@iirossii2005 4 года назад
@Happy McJoyjoy *how he hasn't died from it is beyond me lol
@OutOfNamesToChoose
@OutOfNamesToChoose 4 года назад
Didn't need the camo packaging. It could be hidden in plain sight, because noone would recognise that as food.
@soomiko
@soomiko 4 года назад
Hahahaha
@lifesonwanabe
@lifesonwanabe 4 года назад
@@LegendLength minecraft camo
@Sergei_kv82
@Sergei_kv82 4 года назад
HAHAHAHA JOKE SO FUNNY YOU REPEAT US PROPAGANDA
@x7532
@x7532 4 года назад
LMFAO
@Sergei_kv82
@Sergei_kv82 4 года назад
@JGD Racist mc. fat 🍔
@siripfreely
@siripfreely 3 года назад
This is actually brilliant. Crates of rations could double as fortifications.
@CallanElliott
@CallanElliott 3 года назад
Wouldn't be the first time the Chinese have done that.
@MegaMackproductions
@MegaMackproductions 2 года назад
Seems that theyd supply more morale being used in that capacity
@autisticANDarmed
@autisticANDarmed 2 года назад
@@MegaMackproductionsindubitably my good sir.
@the_gask6070
@the_gask6070 2 года назад
PLA makes rations inedible, so that the troops are motivated to win the battle and get the enemy's MREs
@georgecrompton8663
@georgecrompton8663 2 года назад
The bullets in the food would make a nice change.
@megugu2155
@megugu2155 4 года назад
"Bro Fei Ling what are we eating today?" "Brick"
@Reign_-nq8iv
@Reign_-nq8iv 4 года назад
C4 and BRICK
@logans.7932
@logans.7932 3 года назад
Bro I lost my shit at this one
@theunknown7683
@theunknown7683 3 года назад
@@logans.7932 so did the Chinese literally
@urielmartinez2161
@urielmartinez2161 3 года назад
@@Reign_-nq8iv Bites the C4, 拉屎
@Wolfboy_109
@Wolfboy_109 3 года назад
Ah yes C fking 4-
@lulubell31
@lulubell31 4 года назад
Steve runs around the block a few times... Neighbor: He must be drinking those Chinese energy gels again.
@DamplyDoo
@DamplyDoo 4 года назад
@@letsgetrealmedicated Bobby! Have you been drinking those.... Energy gels again?! I tell you hhwhat...
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 4 года назад
@@letsgetrealmedicated Bwah!
@blaineerp9225
@blaineerp9225 4 года назад
@@letsgetrealmedicated "got dammit Bobby!"
@carpeomnia88
@carpeomnia88 4 года назад
Lol
@D3fcon141
@D3fcon141 4 года назад
Those bars are what I'd imagine you'd get out of a nutrient paste dispenser in Rimworld
@adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259
@adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259 4 года назад
Guglielmo A. Speranza Keller -15 food poisoning. Vomit everywhere and the only doctor is dead
@ShitStainedBallSack
@ShitStainedBallSack 4 года назад
Pretty much
@SteelyDanzig
@SteelyDanzig 3 года назад
Ate Without Table
@shiringasai
@shiringasai 3 года назад
He has some videos on pemican
@shinjiprofile
@shinjiprofile 3 года назад
You lose more energy chewing than gain any nutritional value of the ration
@JamesRPatrick
@JamesRPatrick 4 года назад
When you make rations and plastic explosives at the same factory but there's a mixup in the packaging department.
@qee4617
@qee4617 4 года назад
That's gonna be an explosive diarrhea
@mohitgangrade5491
@mohitgangrade5491 4 года назад
No shit😂
@ry4n737
@ry4n737 4 года назад
Doubles as C4...
@justins.7316
@justins.7316 4 года назад
LMAOO
@goombapizza6335
@goombapizza6335 4 года назад
lololololol
@jacobford3452
@jacobford3452 2 года назад
Those protein bars actually improve morale, because when an entire platoon sits down for dinner they get to play a game of Jenga.
@yankee6851
@yankee6851 4 года назад
*Chinese Soldier* “Whats for breakfast?” *Bar* “Whats for lunch?” *Bar* “Whats for Dinner?” *Bar* *Sigh*
@sinarquista7361
@sinarquista7361 4 года назад
ITS CALLED BROWNING AUTOMATIC RIFLE OK?
@decliche1286
@decliche1286 4 года назад
@@sinarquista7361 a fellow creature of culture
@jamesanderton344
@jamesanderton344 4 года назад
There’s no time to eat when you’re beating back the capitalistic running dogs and the imperialist stooges....
@icaliu1
@icaliu1 4 года назад
-There will be erasers tomorrow. -Yey! Tomorrow: Take out bars…
@2diefor
@2diefor 4 года назад
"Honey! I'm home from the war! What's for dinner?" "Bar! :D"
@miatafan
@miatafan 4 года назад
*U.S MRE* “it’s important to consider the morale of our soldiers” *Chinese MRE* “the what?”
@scullystie4389
@scullystie4389 4 года назад
I believe morale is an old wooden ship
@dylanbutler698
@dylanbutler698 4 года назад
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
@Bodomi
@Bodomi 4 года назад
Love me some communism
@gisarme113
@gisarme113 4 года назад
kill your enemy and eat their MRE instead. MOTIVATION.
@Ozzymandias493
@Ozzymandias493 4 года назад
@@mokubakaiba1751 No no no they use the capitalism economy as a mask to appeal to "investors" and make it easier to bring money IN china from other countries, they're still very much a communist state.
@matchc0635
@matchc0635 4 года назад
The chinese writing on the energy gel literally says "liquid bar" Smh,everything is bars.
@jacobgutierrez9642
@jacobgutierrez9642 4 года назад
L I Q U I D B A R
@zainiikhwan9405
@zainiikhwan9405 4 года назад
Liquid Bar Solid Bar Solidus Bar Naked Bar
@tepasaliro8588
@tepasaliro8588 4 года назад
@@zainiikhwan9405 Punished bar
@mooniejohnson
@mooniejohnson 4 года назад
Tepa Saliro Old Bar
@raisa_cherry35
@raisa_cherry35 4 года назад
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HeroGenix
@HeroGenix 3 года назад
the PLA rations were not just made to feed soldiers but also to throw at and injure the enemy when they eventually run out of ammunition.
@nguyenphuoc4834
@nguyenphuoc4834 Год назад
You never try Vietnam Army dry ration, eh ? It's very hard that if you use it as a melee weapon, you can hit someone in the head until dead with blood all over your hand, but that's the story when you haven't unpack it. Because once you unpack it, it still hard but not as hard as when it still packed
@nguyenphuoc4834
@nguyenphuoc4834 Год назад
Vietnam Army dry ration is so hard that, when I received one pack of them, I smacked it like hell on the ground, and goddamn it, it's still intact! But I like that ration btw because it's a lot easier to eat than this Chinese ration, and you don't have to consume a lot. One pack contain 2 bars, eat one pack and drink so,e water and you're ready to go
@awbrynes
@awbrynes 4 года назад
Steve saying he can barely eat an *unexpired* ration is the most withering criticism of a food possible. Get it together China.
@jamestheotherone742
@jamestheotherone742 4 года назад
Funny thing is 'Mericans pay about $5 a bar for those at "health and fitness" stores.
@aisponek
@aisponek 4 года назад
I'm surprised he's willing to eat any Chinese mre after the last one.
@Gongolongo
@Gongolongo 4 года назад
Have you looked at our boys in the Army? Food tastes great but holy hell there's a ton of fatasses.
@samdherring
@samdherring 4 года назад
noth606 forgot to mention the peaceful pollution, and harmless shark fin and rhino horn mutilations, and can’t omit the non aggressive island building in an attempt at empire expansion in the pacific.
@razormc954
@razormc954 4 года назад
@Yuck Foutube So, China's peaceful? Ask the Tibetians and Uighurs about how "peaceful' they are?
@luxlox9029
@luxlox9029 4 года назад
Damn they really gave them a game of jenga
@KingTheGermanShepherd
@KingTheGermanShepherd 4 года назад
Lmfao
@eugeneoluoch5099
@eugeneoluoch5099 4 года назад
Cmon.....😆
@JAGWIRE1111
@JAGWIRE1111 4 года назад
Lux Lox 😆
@rebeccaerb9935
@rebeccaerb9935 4 года назад
Ophe!😭😂
@hamad-pz3rp
@hamad-pz3rp 4 года назад
Lmfao
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows 4 года назад
The packet looks looks like a gun camo you'd unlock after 10 headshots
@richardlahan7068
@richardlahan7068 4 года назад
?
@koketsu
@koketsu 4 года назад
?
@xNaiiko
@xNaiiko 4 года назад
Maxeree call of duty reference
@MultiArtartart
@MultiArtartart 4 года назад
hahahaha even texture is the chipest in cod is like 10,50,100,500 headshots I think. lol
@maryaguilera2494
@maryaguilera2494 4 года назад
?
@jacobfields8111
@jacobfields8111 4 года назад
"No toilet paper..." Toilet paper? Why would you need toilet paper after eating that?
@theunknown7683
@theunknown7683 3 года назад
You are already dammed up in there. You need laxatives if anything.
@here1359
@here1359 3 года назад
Pretty sure it'll come out the same shape it came in
@aBerlin1945
@aBerlin1945 3 года назад
@@here1359 Same color too
@here1359
@here1359 3 года назад
@@aBerlin1945 Efficient and recyclable.
@toci2574
@toci2574 3 года назад
@@here1359 ready to consume tho
@ftffighter
@ftffighter 4 года назад
I can't imagine those bars in the winter...
@toad3222
@toad3222 4 года назад
Just swallow it whole lmao, no point trying to chew
@soomiko
@soomiko 4 года назад
Well.....
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 4 года назад
Lick it
@chipchop3948
@chipchop3948 4 года назад
When you eat it you ll sh*t brix
@ProAverageGuy
@ProAverageGuy 4 года назад
@@toad3222 we got a deep throater here...
@tylerdurden69420
@tylerdurden69420 4 года назад
Imagine a squad of SF dudes eating that and sitting inside an APC going on a mission. The protein farts inside that thing would be at chemical-warfare levels.
@Luna_Spiritus
@Luna_Spiritus 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@domovie1
@domovie1 4 года назад
Nathan 556 you’ve got 9 seconds.
@jibrankhantareen7300
@jibrankhantareen7300 4 года назад
@@domovie1 you underestimate Chinese butt clenching power
@jasontanoko2181
@jasontanoko2181 Год назад
bruh youre right when we eat to much protein our fart can smelled like sulfur and shit mixed together
@Jmattt7194
@Jmattt7194 4 года назад
"Tastes like expired multivitamins" "Not bad!"
@glicko1952
@glicko1952 4 года назад
MGS3 reff?
@MrRashiadah
@MrRashiadah 4 года назад
Super funny also geniune
@Ascariedeus
@Ascariedeus 4 года назад
What are we fighting for? Other countries: Land, Oil, Freedom China: for the enemy's MRE packs.
@crowbirdryuell
@crowbirdryuell 2 года назад
I think North Korea is more suitable
@world9195
@world9195 2 года назад
西方人,暴露了你们的野心,毕竟你们生来就是强盗。
@JackVo
@JackVo 2 года назад
Try it , it is not bad.
@antoniomosley4961
@antoniomosley4961 Год назад
USA: Isreal
@Gr3nadgr3gory
@Gr3nadgr3gory 11 месяцев назад
​@@crowbirdryuell North Koreans often answer that they're fighting for America if they learn anything about us that isn't propaganda.
@c.j.1089
@c.j.1089 4 года назад
"Most people would find this revolting" - picks drink back up and keeps drinking while he opines on it's disgustingness. I love it.
@CoffeeAndPaul
@CoffeeAndPaul Год назад
He's the Bob Ross of food. To him this ration is a not-so-happy tree, but still beautiful & deserves a fair chance!
@justforfun4103
@justforfun4103 4 года назад
I got constipated just looking at those energy bars.
@matthewcaughey8898
@matthewcaughey8898 3 года назад
A whole bottle of milk of magnesia wouldn’t be enough to dislodge that blockage
@andrejstolica7337
@andrejstolica7337 4 года назад
Im sitting here at 5 in the morning craving MREs when i have the access to actually good food
@SC0RPI057
@SC0RPI057 4 года назад
Andrej Stolica same man
@ericbazinga
@ericbazinga 4 года назад
I mean, MREs aren't that bad.
@aghastyayoga3371
@aghastyayoga3371 4 года назад
Its okay man. With how the world progress we will eat MRE soon.
@hexenh
@hexenh 4 года назад
I relate, except with these chinese MRE's They make me glad I have access to good food
@corettaha7855
@corettaha7855 3 года назад
I’m not even craving this one. China is mean.
@IL_801
@IL_801 4 года назад
Japan: (easily gives soldiers rice and chicken or fish) China: CONSUME THE BAR, COMRADE
@SerabiiBot
@SerabiiBot 4 года назад
Everyone gets the same bars, and so everyone is equal. Marx would be proud of these gastrointestinal warcrimes.
@habib1971
@habib1971 4 года назад
C O N S U M E T H E B A R C O M R A D E
@nottellingnostfu318
@nottellingnostfu318 4 года назад
CONSUME THE BAR COMRADE
@Around_blax_dont_relax
@Around_blax_dont_relax 4 года назад
CONSUME THE BAR COMRADE
@oracle8192
@oracle8192 3 года назад
@@SerabiiBot as a marxist I find this hilarious. Now eat the fucking bar C O M R A D E
@andrewlittleboy8532
@andrewlittleboy8532 4 года назад
Open some baked beans yesterday, pulled the ring pull, and I said “nice hiss“!
@raisa_cherry35
@raisa_cherry35 4 года назад
Hahahaha gr8 👌😂 impact of Steve.
@Michael-rr8ud
@Michael-rr8ud 4 года назад
Andrew Littleboy welcome to the brotherhood
@robertopavon7453
@robertopavon7453 4 года назад
Happened to me the other day, but with a silent fart.
@urielmartinez2161
@urielmartinez2161 4 года назад
same a few weeks ago
@mike136rr
@mike136rr 4 года назад
Campbells soup..condensed...nice
@masonprovost3869
@masonprovost3869 4 года назад
“Tastes like expired multivitamins, not bad.”, Puts into perspective how bad the veggie omelet tastes.
@kingofdaplayazball5817
@kingofdaplayazball5817 4 года назад
Those bars are constructed of the finest grade Chinesium.
@as-jp5cl
@as-jp5cl 4 года назад
I can taste the cancer already
@narlycharley
@narlycharley 4 года назад
Focus you fukh.
@angrynerd2128
@angrynerd2128 4 года назад
The uncle bumblefuck family Is everywhere
@NCrdwlf
@NCrdwlf 4 года назад
Uncle bumblefucks army checking in .
@willyg842
@willyg842 4 года назад
kingofda playazball THAT IS AWESOME! Chinesium!
@陈元-e3f
@陈元-e3f 2 года назад
One of my friends is a PLA veteran, he says PLA relies on field kitchen most rather than MRE. MRE is only the last resort to supply food to soldiers, Which possibly explains why PLA's MRE is not tasty.
@atrece13
@atrece13 2 года назад
And this isn't even a real PLA MRE, I think is made from a company that sells to civilians
@mr.powell8817
@mr.powell8817 Год назад
Reds never were any good at food production
@陈元-e3f
@陈元-e3f Год назад
@@mr.powell8817 But PLA's canned food is FANTASTIC. I have stored more than 100 pieces at home, delicious and at a reasonable price (usually cheaper than equivalent meat you can get from local market:)
@hankglidden1463
@hankglidden1463 Год назад
This isn't their MRE equivalent though, this is equivalent to a first strike ration. This would be used in situations where a field kitchen is impossible, so they created this knowing full well that it would be their front lines only form of sustenance, and to think that's a good idea in this context would make you deeply stupid.
@dominuslogik484
@dominuslogik484 9 месяцев назад
The US doesn't rely on its MREs usually either, we have an entire logistical train for building field kitchens and cycling soldiers from patrols back to forward operating bases on a regular basis where they will typically eat food cooked on site by the mess staff. The MRE is for troops in combat zones or extended deployment away from forward operating bases where they can't freely move without expecting to be ambushed or fired upon when out of positions.
@AdamIsUrqed
@AdamIsUrqed 4 года назад
When bored, Chinese soldiers can build houses from those bars.
@raisa_cherry35
@raisa_cherry35 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@giathuanleviet4138
@giathuanleviet4138 4 года назад
Or fortify their location 😂
@i_nameless_i-jgsdf
@i_nameless_i-jgsdf 4 года назад
Yeah, build the great wall to protect China !
@ra_alf9467
@ra_alf9467 4 года назад
Great bar of china
@oozarusama
@oozarusama 4 года назад
WHERE'S THE SPARTAN THERMOPILE WAR RATION.
@paco4756
@paco4756 4 года назад
This looks like it should be in an emergency ration.
@SynZ777
@SynZ777 4 года назад
I call it the emergency room ration. Because you'll most likely end up there with food poisoning.
@lllllREDACTEDlllll
@lllllREDACTEDlllll 4 года назад
LOL It kind of is. For when you need to kill things in an emergency.
@AngeredKabar
@AngeredKabar 4 года назад
So far the Chinese rations look like sadness. I had some red bean ramen once and it tasted like disappointment feels. I can't imagine what some sort of expired bootleg type ration would be like.
@heyfucko
@heyfucko 4 года назад
@@AngeredKabar because the chinese government doesnt understand what human emotions or needs are, so they treat they soldiers like shit
@firepower7017
@firepower7017 4 года назад
hey dude That's the scary part. Making Inhumane machines of war.
@Jack-tm4er
@Jack-tm4er 4 года назад
U.S. Spends 20 years trying to design the best preserved pizza China: What?
@AC-gu9ks
@AC-gu9ks 4 года назад
Nani?
@Tak3asy
@Tak3asy 4 года назад
haha
@devincumberstach3515
@devincumberstach3515 4 года назад
Que?
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
U.S. Spends 20 years trying to design the best preserved pizza China: Spends 80 years using K-rations
@lordmerp1498
@lordmerp1498 4 года назад
murica fuck yeah
@Dan-y2m
@Dan-y2m 4 года назад
I go to Chinese class, so I can read a bit. The label said the bars are supposed to be put into water before eating, so it won’t be hard
@fuckyoutubeusernamechange
@fuckyoutubeusernamechange 3 года назад
That sounds even more horrible
@matthewcaughey8898
@matthewcaughey8898 3 года назад
@@fuckyoutubeusernamechange sounds like a bar of wet mung
@MrFlytoskyyy2
@MrFlytoskyyy2 3 года назад
@@fuckyoutubeusernamechange well it's not made for fine dining or anything close to that
@fuckyoutubeusernamechange
@fuckyoutubeusernamechange 3 года назад
@@MrFlytoskyyy2 Of course, but it's a fine joke
@erichuang2553
@erichuang2553 3 года назад
Hi, I know CHINESE too but I didn’t see any label say that. It’s only said the bar is ready to eat when open the package…
@michaelh4227
@michaelh4227 4 года назад
I love how the packaging is camo so that you can't find it if you drop it.
@drj7115
@drj7115 4 года назад
lol
@canoebadour
@canoebadour 4 года назад
“Nice hiss,” said the man As he got it out on a tray “No chewing gum or toilet paper,” he said, As he threw the Chinese MRE away.
@SoniComi
@SoniComi 4 года назад
He won't need toilet paper after eating that. No way can a single man digest and pass those bars through his body...
@estebanelguapo
@estebanelguapo 4 года назад
The type 1 ration bar removes the need for chewing gum.
@rustyshackleford6730
@rustyshackleford6730 4 года назад
After eating this ration for a couple days you would be so constipated you’d need a depth charge to get it moving again...
@kiyoponnn
@kiyoponnn 4 года назад
🤣
@BELCAN57
@BELCAN57 4 года назад
Plumbers helper
@RoboBlue2
@RoboBlue2 4 года назад
Depth charge brand fiber bars, coming to a base near you.
@XSB-en5bg
@XSB-en5bg 4 года назад
Then you have a nother bar?? Just like they said in space today's coffee is tomorrow's coffee same as yesterday's coffee!
@blacktigress15
@blacktigress15 4 года назад
or a land mine. lol
@g3orgge788
@g3orgge788 3 года назад
Asked my military dad for Chinese food, he brought home this. Safe to say I am not disappointed.
@1mymm
@1mymm 4 года назад
We just gonna ignore that Steve knows what an eraser tastes like?
@robertmiller7721
@robertmiller7721 4 года назад
1mymm He has eaten worse for us in his career.
@ardanev5564
@ardanev5564 4 года назад
Eraser tastes rubber with oil
@marcelineingot9359
@marcelineingot9359 4 года назад
Exactly how it smells
@scarface822
@scarface822 4 года назад
Nice
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows 4 года назад
"It tastes like ass"...
@johngleeman8347
@johngleeman8347 4 года назад
"A lot of people would find this revolting." ROFL
@user-ve1cc6qn6t
@user-ve1cc6qn6t 4 года назад
The gel actually sounds pretty good
@ThumbWiggler
@ThumbWiggler 4 года назад
Steve's conversion is better than most drug dealers out there
@blaineerp9225
@blaineerp9225 4 года назад
I concur good sir. 🧐
@Luna_Spiritus
@Luna_Spiritus 4 года назад
I would buy anything from such a smooth talker
@fredjackson8408
@fredjackson8408 2 года назад
This channel is like the original asmr ngl. Been watching these on and off for years now and Steve is so relaxing. Like the Bob Ross of MREs
@TungstenCarbideProjectile
@TungstenCarbideProjectile 3 месяца назад
that's not what asmr is
@InTheDead
@InTheDead 4 года назад
"They give you that, so you don't go insane."
@iceviking8280
@iceviking8280 4 года назад
You might be able to build a small barricade with those bars if everyone pitches some in.
@dant2048
@dant2048 4 года назад
To keep the Mongolians out
@ChadDidNothingWrong
@ChadDidNothingWrong 4 года назад
They're meant to stop shrapnel and some small bullets.
@benn454
@benn454 4 года назад
@@dant2048 Goddamn Mongorians.
@thatonecrytian8997
@thatonecrytian8997 4 года назад
benn454 Goddamn Moogolians
@fishyjishy2867
@fishyjishy2867 4 года назад
Just remember how big the Chinese army is. It’s more like wall of China 2.0
@Formulka
@Formulka 4 года назад
"Tastes like expired multi-vitamines, has the smell of it too, not bad."
@christiangrey3645
@christiangrey3645 4 года назад
lmfao, expired multivitamins must be one of his all-time favourites.
@zahidshabir4038
@zahidshabir4038 4 года назад
later on he says he liked it @ 10:56
@kalinmir
@kalinmir 4 года назад
internet sure is small
@crancelbrowser5478
@crancelbrowser5478 2 года назад
Dude your palate is mind boggling, i love how you describe all these things.
@RedAnimus
@RedAnimus 4 года назад
The Chinese have managed to package sadness and feed it to people. Amazing! Makes US MREs look like they deserve a Michelin star. 😂
@cursedmicrophone3687
@cursedmicrophone3687 4 года назад
gorden ramsay would die if he tasted that
@racsots8171
@racsots8171 3 года назад
@@cursedmicrophone3687 oh boi he would murder China
@kaisersose5549
@kaisersose5549 3 года назад
I once served pears from a F.S.R. in an upside down cake at a 3 star restaurant. Saved me an hour of prep time & tasted very nearly the same.
@arminius6506
@arminius6506 3 года назад
Meanwhile US veterans are bowling themselves off 😆😅🤩
@1mol831
@1mol831 3 года назад
@@racsots8171 nah he would just die inside cuz his intestines can’t handle the contents of the ration.
@oops9070
@oops9070 4 года назад
“The gel is 69 calories.” n I c e
@beyondsingularity
@beyondsingularity 4 года назад
double pun. Those are rare. Congratulations!
@dmb8690
@dmb8690 4 года назад
antisocialite lol
@baranzenovich
@baranzenovich 4 года назад
Nice
@mhtate3626
@mhtate3626 4 года назад
Nice
@_d3642
@_d3642 4 года назад
2:34
@TheIcyWizard705
@TheIcyWizard705 4 года назад
I feel like a lot of these energy gels are put in pouches you can eat straight from because if you saw what you were eating you might not want to
@itatane
@itatane 4 года назад
True, it looked vile, like something I won't mention in polite company.
@FiniteBlu
@FiniteBlu 4 года назад
USA: Okay so we have 3 different meals for the day and 4 MRE’s with different types of meals. What about you China? China: *M A L T*
@Moostic
@Moostic 4 года назад
"Tastes like expired multivitamins... has the smell of it too." ... "Not bad!" Never change, Steve.
@teresaestep7982
@teresaestep7982 4 года назад
,"&_1..0abcc.v
@saligonth
@saligonth 4 года назад
"Energy gel" *pours out liquid diarrhea*
@dotech4128
@dotech4128 4 года назад
Sunny Rustles as opposed to solid diarrhea
@DrewPicklesTheDark
@DrewPicklesTheDark 4 года назад
Well, considering where they get some of their "food"...
@TENPOUNDBUSSY
@TENPOUNDBUSSY 4 года назад
after eating that many bars you would most likely shit bricks
@ther3aper561
@ther3aper561 4 года назад
And the beverage base looks like piss
@Kowalth
@Kowalth 4 года назад
LMAO My thoughts.
@cryptomnesiac
@cryptomnesiac 4 года назад
If this is "future" food, it's surely a dystopian one.
@theelvensong4328
@theelvensong4328 4 года назад
It has "everything the body needs." 😄
@lillburtlonk3721
@lillburtlonk3721 4 года назад
@@theelvensong4328 except laxatives for the constipation and flavor for the mind
@BlackMetalVengeance
@BlackMetalVengeance 4 года назад
Eat the bugs and be a good citizen.
@lk6912
@lk6912 4 года назад
@@BlackMetalVengeance Snowpiercer?
@MandenTV
@MandenTV 4 года назад
cryptomnesiac Eat the bugs.
@mysteriomarvel933
@mysteriomarvel933 4 года назад
Love your channel Steve. Your attention to detail, extensive knowledge of the military history behind these rations and respect for our soldiers is much appreciated. Keep up the good work....at ease soldier!
@rmwolfe_
@rmwolfe_ 4 года назад
reached the point where im more worried when steve eats modern chinese rations than 70 years old ones from anywhere else
@DembaiVT
@DembaiVT 4 года назад
Yep. I trust the 70 year old stuff over this. Omg.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 4 года назад
Yeah, chinese made food items right now are pretty sketch.
@loveislove2359
@loveislove2359 4 года назад
Pretty sure they won't poison their own soilders
@emanuelsanchez2949
@emanuelsanchez2949 4 года назад
@@loveislove2359 pretty sure the chinese are immune
@warpartyattheoutpost4987
@warpartyattheoutpost4987 4 года назад
Fentanyl.
@mellinghedd267
@mellinghedd267 4 года назад
"Hey can someone pass me a frag? This bar isn't digesting too well and I need something to help break it up"
@wijayaj001
@wijayaj001 4 года назад
The only MRE reviewer that has the best camera angle of the food and I like it how organize he is in trying the MRE based on meal time, many just try all at once. Please do more MRE Steve, you're reviews are neat and organized.
@XrpAndy
@XrpAndy 2 года назад
Steve is the most polite dinner guest to have over
@CoolKid-qk7tl
@CoolKid-qk7tl Год назад
He will clean his plate no matter what you serve
@duroorud527
@duroorud527 10 месяцев назад
Reviewbrah SteveMRE crossover episode
@coyotearmory
@coyotearmory 4 года назад
steve youre a brave dude, we all remember the last chinese ration
@alexanderjonathan5170
@alexanderjonathan5170 4 года назад
Its a good day when Steve uploads.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
I was having a bad day, but then I saw a notification for this so now it's a pretty... Nice, day.
@DustinBaileyOutdoors
@DustinBaileyOutdoors 4 года назад
Yes it is
@cheliae8560
@cheliae8560 4 года назад
If it weren’t for the malt and the light amount of sugar, it’d taste like an eraser. HILARIOUS!!! Haha
@Im_A_LumberJack_n_Thats_OK
@Im_A_LumberJack_n_Thats_OK 3 года назад
😂
@matthewcaughey8898
@matthewcaughey8898 3 года назад
That’s China’s plan to create an army that can subsist s only on erasers
@jesseccaparrella8627
@jesseccaparrella8627 3 года назад
Your a brave man Steve....nothing but respect to you. Been watching you forever, thanks for your time and evaluation. Keep it up!
@Wulfenite874
@Wulfenite874 4 года назад
I will never be able to hear "Let's get this out on to a tray" without immediately thinking "Nice!"
@bassclarinetl2
@bassclarinetl2 4 года назад
M'kay.
@4.0.4
@4.0.4 4 года назад
3 Chinese soldiers walk into a bar... "Where's the other 2 meals?"
@lalboimanlun1230
@lalboimanlun1230 3 года назад
Turned to bars
@theunknown7683
@theunknown7683 3 года назад
I actually laughed at one of these comments
@dragonsember
@dragonsember 3 года назад
Lmao good one
@KelseyDrummer
@KelseyDrummer 2 года назад
Nice.
@scullystie4389
@scullystie4389 4 года назад
It’s gotta suck to be a PLA soldier on a field exercise.
@chrisla349
@chrisla349 4 года назад
It would suck to be a PLA soldier in general
@kehaitao5148
@kehaitao5148 4 года назад
It will be a suck be a human
@lixzx007
@lixzx007 4 года назад
PLA take their field kitchen with them every where and generally gets hot meal everyday. the MREs are really just for emergency.
@xCkillaxC
@xCkillaxC 4 года назад
lixzx007 lmao im just imagining them in battle with artillery shells hitting them and then they just got their kitchen tent in the middle of it
@rajarshisingha7294
@rajarshisingha7294 4 года назад
There are no PLA soldiers in field exercise, I guess.
@susanfarley1332
@susanfarley1332 2 года назад
In the past two days I have run across a couple videos of Chinese soldiers and in both videos the guys were crying?! I really think they needed a morale boost. Awesome video as always. Can't stop watching these videos!
@thexplosifbrosif8031
@thexplosifbrosif8031 4 года назад
The Chinese MRE's are literally spitting straight bars, y'all
@seo2602
@seo2602 3 года назад
@@esti4179 lmaooo
@manperson5315
@manperson5315 2 года назад
*shitting
@jamesmatthews291
@jamesmatthews291 4 года назад
"I only consume food in bar form now, Marge!"
@TheAschwittek
@TheAschwittek 4 года назад
..."Hospital please"
@MrPieisawesome123
@MrPieisawesome123 4 года назад
Take a shot every time Steve says “Malt”
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 4 года назад
Replace Malt into the song Shots!
@gunsunnuva8346
@gunsunnuva8346 4 года назад
"Expired Maltyvitamins"
@warpartyattheoutpost4987
@warpartyattheoutpost4987 4 года назад
Hide my car keys.
@jesseknierim8922
@jesseknierim8922 2 года назад
I love that he goes “what a nice change up they give you those so you don’t go insane”, eating the purple bar after eating the gross peanut butter looking bar🤣
@angieritchie595
@angieritchie595 4 года назад
It’s amazing how far Soylent has come to be fair.
@GalileoAV
@GalileoAV 4 года назад
Deadass I'd take Soylent Yellow over that ration.
@joekurtz8303
@joekurtz8303 4 года назад
Soylent green is lap dog reactionary Dissident. Make good chop- chop.
@fresnel149
@fresnel149 4 года назад
Soylent Green is made from Uyghurs.
@CynUnion-ji9uj
@CynUnion-ji9uj 4 года назад
that ration just looks sad. energy bars, drink base, and a gel.
@robertwilliams450
@robertwilliams450 4 года назад
It's because of the tariffs
@TJ-bg4fw
@TJ-bg4fw 4 года назад
Calling that corpse excretion looking liquid "gel" is rather generous
@rfbftp123
@rfbftp123 4 года назад
That's china for you
@MatthewCobalt
@MatthewCobalt 4 года назад
@@robertwilliams450 It because of their rationing policies. The tariffs practically did nothing because China jist buys from everywhere else.
@sniperviper4922
@sniperviper4922 4 года назад
That communist armies for you
@xAo2xSmurf
@xAo2xSmurf 4 года назад
People's Liberation Army is a fitting name. They'll liberate you from any joy you've ever had.
@ericbazinga
@ericbazinga 4 года назад
People's Liberation Army, liberating you from your civil rights
@LibertyPrime1982
@LibertyPrime1982 4 года назад
@Timmy Dragonborn found the butthurt chicom
@jackyng121
@jackyng121 4 года назад
@Timmy Dragonborn You're enjoying the fruits of capitalism, namly RU-vid and the Internet. You look like a fool.
@SusCalvin
@SusCalvin 4 года назад
How compact is the US/NATO special operations ration? If you want to take the most compact NATO ration available and keep two of them in a backpack for weeks, just in case.
@Harthorn
@Harthorn 4 года назад
@@jackyng121 CCP wumao are usually a little weak in logic... Be gentle to them lol
@wisecampmotorcycles8258
@wisecampmotorcycles8258 3 года назад
Alright,..... Let's get this out onto the tray,..... Nice. Love your work Steve1989.
@cbiz384
@cbiz384 4 года назад
Even when the Chinese eat they’re forced to work
@hasdhajohn8267
@hasdhajohn8267 4 года назад
Your words are full of ignorance. Welcome to China……无知而且愚蠢
@soomiko
@soomiko 4 года назад
Hahah
@lslsls-mu5rb
@lslsls-mu5rb 4 года назад
@@hasdhajohn8267 Whoa whoa whoa, what do we have here, another Chinese who claims he loves China's Communist Party so much but are making the deliberate effort to bypass the Great Firewall with VPN to get a glimpse of the free world? Welcome to the internet. -Greetings from Hong Kong
@coolstorybruh88
@coolstorybruh88 4 года назад
Damn
@haroldbalzac6336
@haroldbalzac6336 4 года назад
@@hasdhajohn8267 tiananmen square massacre
@carneliantopsoil
@carneliantopsoil 4 года назад
Jesus, what a depressing meal.
@jesses9540
@jesses9540 4 года назад
That't MRE's for you :D
@BoberBoomMan
@BoberBoomMan 4 года назад
@@jesses9540 you clearly haven't seen a Spanish MRE yet
@freskibiri_7954
@freskibiri_7954 4 года назад
@@BoberBoomMan That's the best one
@sultanaljaberi9377
@sultanaljaberi9377 4 года назад
@@jesses9540 you haven't seen a UAE mre
@ColumineMiette
@ColumineMiette 4 года назад
I love how honest and detailed you are with these rations.
@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 3 года назад
I found this channel last night and I'm hooked for life.
@bootslawless
@bootslawless 4 года назад
The packaging makes this look like an MRE in Minecraft world.
@boddyxpolitic
@boddyxpolitic 4 года назад
I'd eat your little mre (!)
@bando5.765
@bando5.765 4 года назад
boddyxpolitic 🙈😂
@soomiko
@soomiko 4 года назад
Yes
@heysogo
@heysogo 4 года назад
“Oh wow that’s a strong multivitamin smell” 😂😂😂
@daintywalrus4226
@daintywalrus4226 4 года назад
As weird as that sounds, I actually know what he means because I take B-vitamin supplements and they have a definitive odor
@Andron152
@Andron152 4 года назад
*camera zooms into the void*
@Alan-pg8uj
@Alan-pg8uj 4 года назад
my fav Stevism "oh jeez they discontinued the red ones because they caused Cancer..... mmmm Cherry"
@almostontimehero5415
@almostontimehero5415 4 года назад
Flintstones vitamins or grandma's vitamins? The difference matters.
@rollerboogie
@rollerboogie 4 года назад
I can't believe a 24 hour ration is basically just tasteless protein bars
@dhyanpatel142
@dhyanpatel142 3 года назад
Worst part is it's 2200 kcals lol. I eat maybe like 3k on a day with moderate exercise. Imagine having to move heavy shit around then you get fed this...
@danford6947
@danford6947 3 года назад
It's Chinese
@boskostoybox
@boskostoybox 3 года назад
I'm assuming having this, you won't have to #2 much.
@jerryren748
@jerryren748 2 года назад
The Chinese knows what’s the most important thing about supplies are from WW2 and the Korean War. When supplies route are cut off by the enemy, the best ration is something easy to store, carry, easy to eat like those bars instead of self heating pastas.
@offchance789
@offchance789 2 года назад
@@jerryren748 Moreso cheaper to make and supply. Chinese manpower is plentiful and cheap like the bars. But I think any modern day war is all about quality over quantity.
@katokutoo6141
@katokutoo6141 4 года назад
I love his enthusiasm while he is reviewing the MRE
@kylecephus
@kylecephus 4 года назад
Find someone that looks at you like Steve looks at a 70 year old ration.....
@wannafanta777
@wannafanta777 4 года назад
You know Steve is about to roast the food when he tosses it back onto to tray like that 5:47
@firmansyafei7763
@firmansyafei7763 4 года назад
I thought that too. He always gentle when opening the packaging
@dang0s804
@dang0s804 2 года назад
unironically, he seemed more pleased
@friedkiwi8686
@friedkiwi8686 2 года назад
Lol the clattering when it landed
@miaththered
@miaththered 4 года назад
So he returns to the land of green pork.
@Raskolnikov70
@Raskolnikov70 4 года назад
That's why I clicked on this video first and not the Canadian one. I was hoping for a repeat of that, um... experience. It was pretty awful, but not green pork awful.
@andrewiantorno6942
@andrewiantorno6942 4 года назад
That ration was expired the one he reviewed. This ration is a far better ration compared to the Type 13s. I even commented on that video saying that China has far better menus and rations then that. The one thing that is interesting is the malt I didn't know the Chinese liked malt. Kinda goes with there pallet because in terms of sweets. China isn't super big on sweet foods. They have them in there food culture. But it's not as big as let's say Japan or south Korea or the Vietnamese.
@themonkeyhand
@themonkeyhand 4 года назад
Didn't realize Green Eggs and Ham actually took place in China.
@militaristicsoldier856
@militaristicsoldier856 4 года назад
ogogo ogpgpg what?
@shortshotgunman5582
@shortshotgunman5582 4 года назад
6:15 It is clay, rations double as building materials.
@TagardMC
@TagardMC 4 года назад
"let's get these civil rights onto a tray" *shows empty tray*
@MilanVoorhees
@MilanVoorhees 4 года назад
haha clever man clever
@fakename287
@fakename287 4 года назад
*spoon melodically tinging against glass*
@mohamedzequ3534
@mohamedzequ3534 4 года назад
Nice 😂😂😂
@Klassenfeind
@Klassenfeind 4 года назад
Nice.
@goombapizza6335
@goombapizza6335 4 года назад
lololololol
@TheActiveAssault
@TheActiveAssault 4 года назад
“They give you those so you don’t go insane.” 🤣
@Raskolnikov70
@Raskolnikov70 4 года назад
"Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice!" Yeah.... no. Not this time. Gonna have to disagree with you on this one, it wasn't nice at all :(
@terrencew.4475
@terrencew.4475 4 года назад
These MREs are the perfect bricks for reinforcing fortifications
@sampsonl-mill4530
@sampsonl-mill4530 4 года назад
“It would taste like an eraser”😂
@fensoxx
@fensoxx 4 года назад
That one had me in stitches
@Rrgr5
@Rrgr5 4 года назад
Sounds good to me lol
@skullduggery8514
@skullduggery8514 4 года назад
China: "Here is your utility sustenance bars comrade".
@csjudgement6012
@csjudgement6012 4 года назад
@Ganjang gongjangjang throw at your enemies 😂😂
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 4 года назад
Basically dwarf bread
@samgopnik6638
@samgopnik6638 4 года назад
Imagine you're on a battlefield and you got a play dough for your breakfast, lunch and dinner.
@PaulBuikema
@PaulBuikema 4 года назад
It would put you in the mood to fight...
@arthas640
@arthas640 4 года назад
people make jokes about the US marines eating crayons while the PLA are all eating Play-Doh
@samgopnik6638
@samgopnik6638 4 года назад
@@arthas640 Really? As a foreigner US MRE are pretty luxurious compared to other. You guys have a Pizza MRE.
@MikeC555
@MikeC555 4 года назад
@@samgopnik6638 sigh
@allseeingirene
@allseeingirene Год назад
​@@samgopnik6638 The joke about the pizza MRE is the military hasn't found a way to get it right after YEARS. Try Aussie MRE's, some of the dutch MRE's, UAE's MRE, oof Estonia has some good bloody rations. A lot of British STANDARD MRE's are pretty good because it's just what you'd find in Tesco. Mike Jeavons did a week on rations where he tried the UK MRE for the first day, yum. Search up a vid on the Aussie CR1M (might have written that wrong, sorry). The PLA MRE is trash, the Russian MRE's are... interesting and the USA MRE's are so exceedingly mid, soldiers abandon them on the field, which they did in Afghanistan. The best US MRE's are ironically enough the halal MRE's because those have flavors catered towards Muslim groups. Key word there being it actually has some kind of flavor lol.
@gavinjenkins899
@gavinjenkins899 3 года назад
The weird thing is the more recent type 17 one he reviewed from china looked absolutely delicious while this is the worst thing I've ever seen. How are they both from the same country
@MrAsaqe
@MrAsaqe 3 года назад
FSR in China is not meant for taste, otherwise I would recommend jerky for the meat and some oat bars and multivitamin chews to keep the soldiers on the go motivated.
@MegaMackproductions
@MegaMackproductions 2 года назад
@@MrAsaqe the US strike ration had BBQ pork Tacos, Garlic Chicken and Desserts. The Chinese first strike ration has Bar. They might as well have packed them "Grunt Chow" brand Kibbles and bits
@arthas640
@arthas640 2 года назад
I cant say with MRE's specifically but the communist SOP is to make limited numbers of cutting edge, often prototype equipment that's comparable to the west or better while giving the majority or all of their men B or C list crap. The Soviets (and Russians who inherited the same structure) do the same and often had some great equipment that mainly just made it into the hands of the military units meant for showing off but never really made it to the front lines. When western countries update something it becomes widespread quickly but in communist countries they'll still be using stuff that's kind of been discontinued for decades. Doesnt help that they often have 2 completely different production lines for domestic vs export markets to prevent the west from learning about their true specs and to keep the best for themselves.
@brrrrrr
@brrrrrr 2 года назад
@@MegaMackproductionsbrick*
@awrawrwar
@awrawrwar 2 года назад
@@arthas640 Man this is the last place I expected to encounter the Lich King. Shame about what they did to your helm.
@overcastandhaze
@overcastandhaze 4 года назад
I think they'd come out more solid than they came in.
@Luna_Spiritus
@Luna_Spiritus 4 года назад
That's because your asshole doesn't come with teeth
@mercster
@mercster 4 года назад
HE'S BACK! Thank you from the bottom of my heart Steve.
@Steve1989MRE
@Steve1989MRE 4 года назад
You're welcome mercster and thank you for checking this one out dude! Catch ya on the next round
@hermannabt8361
@hermannabt8361 4 года назад
"They're just apple cores and Chinese newspapers." "Hey... Deng Xiaoping died!"
@majormassenspektrometer
@majormassenspektrometer 4 года назад
Simpsons reference? ^^
@DevReaper
@DevReaper 4 года назад
Unlocking the POWER of apples.
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 4 года назад
But you can use discarded iPhone processors to make other stuff!
@arthas640
@arthas640 4 года назад
@@majormassenspektrometer correct, i think its from the episode where Homer climbs that giant mountain
@johnsalchichon777
@johnsalchichon777 2 года назад
Max Powers
@Vakrim_Ukil
@Vakrim_Ukil 4 месяца назад
I love how Chinese Rations are always something straight out of Warhammer 40k
@Internetspaceships
@Internetspaceships 4 года назад
11:52 "No toiletpaper" dude, if they are dry going in imagine what they are like coming out.. xD
@user-td1zo3tv9p
@user-td1zo3tv9p 4 года назад
Weapons Grade Turds to be sure. LOL
@sirmixalot3332
@sirmixalot3332 4 года назад
Toilet paper incorporated in the bar so your hot brick is self cleaning. Hopefully readily apparent that it isn’t a ‘fresh’ bar.
@hughmahn484
@hughmahn484 4 года назад
I never thought I'd see you eat something more revolting than that civil war era hardtack but today I've been proven wrong. Honestly, this is soylent green levels of depressing food.
@thelonestonr7243
@thelonestonr7243 3 года назад
agreed
@matthewcaughey8898
@matthewcaughey8898 3 года назад
Don’t give them any ideas these bars literally might be Chinese dissidents ground up and pressed into tasteless food bars. With a little sugar and other stuff to try to convince you it’s not soylant multicolor
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 4 года назад
"Hey, have you seen my MRE? Damn you, camouflaged packaging!"
@zacharyrollick6169
@zacharyrollick6169 2 года назад
Camouflage jokes are really funny. Until you can't find the work tablet because the digital camo case is too effective in an industrial environment.
@Nix6p
@Nix6p 4 года назад
Me: Can I have a first strike ration? Mum: No, we have a first strike ration at home. The first strike ration at home:
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