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2019 US MRE Creamy Spinach Fettuccine Another One of the Worst Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test 

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Yet another vegetarian MRE menu that manages to miss the mark of normalcy or acceptability in terms of texture, smell, flavor, and a little on the visuals too. On the upside, it's a fresh meal and did the job. I will admit, I took an hour nap almost immediately after eating it. And woke up burping the flavor of spinach, but that's okay. A fun little MRE review.
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@WhiteLightnin67
@WhiteLightnin67 4 года назад
If Gordon Ramsay says your food is crap, that’s one thing .... but if Steve says your food is crap, that’s saying something
@nathangay2563
@nathangay2563 4 года назад
I would love to see gordan come on Steve's show.
@jesusdamian1874
@jesusdamian1874 4 года назад
He has eaten century old cow and still complimented it so it really must suck if a year old ration taste bad
@Anudorini-Talah
@Anudorini-Talah 4 года назад
...-.-
@WarAuthority
@WarAuthority 4 года назад
Nice knowing the US army has created the feared Soylent green
@obsidian9998
@obsidian9998 4 года назад
That another level XD
@63Hayden
@63Hayden 4 года назад
The military should seriously consider hiring Steve as an official advisor for MRE meal selection. Nobody has opened and eaten as many MREs as Steve.
@cargo4441
@cargo4441 4 года назад
I can see the army giving him a warrant officer bullet. In charge with a col running the office.
@jj53talman69
@jj53talman69 4 года назад
More aren’t supposed to be 5 star meals just food that they can eat so they can be to what they were doing
@firstlast8703
@firstlast8703 4 года назад
@@jj53talman69 times have changed now they make them so that they are tasty it's a psychological thing a happy soldier is a good soldier. and obviously they are trying to make the things tasty with all these different meals so... yea
@-Invero-
@-Invero- 4 года назад
Pretty sure it will be loaded with Coffee Instant Type II.
@weskerwewe
@weskerwewe 4 года назад
Sorta feel the guys on the front line have eaten a hell of a lot more and would most likely be the best people to ask
@crumb167
@crumb167 4 года назад
i remember when steve ate a moldy 100-year old biscuit and said, 'wow is that rye?'
@the_snoo_muffin9028
@the_snoo_muffin9028 4 года назад
What vid?
@Thiennnnnn
@Thiennnnnn 3 года назад
@@the_snoo_muffin9028 poor u no response, its “eating a hardtack from the civil war”
@the_snoo_muffin9028
@the_snoo_muffin9028 3 года назад
@@Thiennnnnn thanks dude
@Thiennnnnn
@Thiennnnnn 3 года назад
@@the_snoo_muffin9028 np
@neikiv8843
@neikiv8843 3 года назад
The hard tack wasnt moldy though.
@thesovietgoose3092
@thesovietgoose3092 Год назад
I used to know a kid in basic who would fight for the Creamy Spinach Fettuccini, safe to say he didn’t have to fight many people over it.
@autokrator_
@autokrator_ Год назад
Thank God for those weirdos though, I’ve traded so many spinach fettuccinis for edible meals because of them.
@Down4thecount
@Down4thecount Год назад
Probably just wanted that first strike bar
@limpetarch98k
@limpetarch98k Год назад
To be honest, the fettuccinis dont actually look that bad. Not the greatest, but unlike the Veggie Omelette, it actually looks like food.
@januszkurahenowski2860
@januszkurahenowski2860 Год назад
@@limpetarch98k Yeah, doesn't look bad at all but probably the mushy textured combined with weak but disgusting taste makes it really bad
@noahfriend320
@noahfriend320 Год назад
​@@limpetarch98k sure, it LOOKS like food
@EmotionallyExhausted
@EmotionallyExhausted 4 года назад
If anything's surviving a pandemic, it's Steve's stomach.
@realpoopoo
@realpoopoo 4 года назад
EmotionallyExhausted s
@FoxThings
@FoxThings 4 года назад
Peepee Poopoo h
@bloodnivel70
@bloodnivel70 4 года назад
Nice
@christopherconard2831
@christopherconard2831 4 года назад
Steve's stomach vs Bat Soup. The greatest battle since the Rumble in the Jungle.
@tplus3017
@tplus3017 4 года назад
I bet he is well stocked with these meals as well...even the ones from the 40's
@MrDextrator
@MrDextrator 4 года назад
Steve eats over 100 year old beef: *Tasty* Also Steve eating half a year old meal ration: *Miserable* *mush*
@CVHFitness
@CVHFitness 4 года назад
So true
@nuclearpalsy
@nuclearpalsy 4 года назад
Steve could make a can of dog food seem appetizing.
@CVHFitness
@CVHFitness 4 года назад
nuclearpalsy 80 year old dog food: “it has a smooth texture and matured, meaty flavour...nice”
@sentientarugula2884
@sentientarugula2884 4 года назад
Did he really call old beef tasty tho?
@maestrozero117
@maestrozero117 4 года назад
Pre ww2 ration: amazing
@samuelgrady3540
@samuelgrady3540 4 года назад
Just realized that Steve is a Florida man, everything makes sense now
@christopherkessler4827
@christopherkessler4827 4 года назад
Florida man is the hero we all need right now
@slothworks7032
@slothworks7032 4 года назад
Florida man eats 200 year old chocolate
@jayfelsberg1931
@jayfelsberg1931 4 года назад
It explains a great deal
@MasterValan
@MasterValan 4 года назад
Floridas where the bad asses are, right here boiii
@ChiTownGuerrilla
@ChiTownGuerrilla 4 года назад
@@MasterValan lol if by badasses you mean weirdos.
@ElliottsCreations
@ElliottsCreations 3 года назад
One thing that I love about Steve, no matter what MRE he has, good or bad, he always commits to eating the entire thing. And I respect that. I love your videos and I've learned a lot from them. Thank you, Steve!
@jmmjjmmjjmmj
@jmmjjmmjjmmj 3 года назад
i could imagine those things getting very expensive, so it'd be a shame to let that money go down the drain. not only that i think he just made that his unspoken rule to finish whatever he has onto a tray nice
@harryg4634
@harryg4634 3 года назад
He paid for the whole thing, so he’s gonna eat the whole thing.
@Dylski.
@Dylski. 2 года назад
Well that's not always the case. Especially ww2 canned cheese 🤣
@AnacondaHL
@AnacondaHL 2 года назад
I'm literally saluting Steve in some of these videos. Thank you for your service, Steve!
@matthewspry4217
@matthewspry4217 Год назад
he ate a whole menu 14 what a barf fest !!
@obeythemoo
@obeythemoo 4 года назад
Need more Steve to get me through quarantine.
@Steve1989MRE
@Steve1989MRE 4 года назад
Will do! Be back in like 3 or 4 days gonna get right on editing another one of my simpler shoots out of the more recent archives of unreleased vids
@Perktube1
@Perktube1 4 года назад
Wait… are military surplus stores deemed essential? Or will we have to get all our MREs online?
@wesleyjohndelaney106
@wesleyjohndelaney106 4 года назад
@@Steve1989MRE more vintage with smokes 👏👏
@whiskyrebel9715
@whiskyrebel9715 4 года назад
@@Steve1989MRE A rare Steve reply, nice.
@stephenhayes3788
@stephenhayes3788 4 года назад
Nice hiss!
@Chuwie
@Chuwie 4 года назад
Steve is built for this pandemic. He has MREs and thanks to them he doesn't need toilet paper.
@isaacbfvt
@isaacbfvt 4 года назад
chewbotcuh moist towelettes
@breniet18
@breniet18 4 года назад
Steve, I am a school teacher and I introduced your Boer War ration as the beginning of my Boer War lesson. Thank you!
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 4 года назад
Nice, mm'kay.
@daphne4983
@daphne4983 4 года назад
That canned beef?
@ThommyofThenn
@ThommyofThenn 4 года назад
Nice!
@inactiveaccount6884
@inactiveaccount6884 4 года назад
Now that's a power move.
@massanylon
@massanylon 3 года назад
I still think they're crazy for taking out the tobasco sauce bottles that could make any mre halfway decent (minus the vomelette).
@fnhatic6694
@fnhatic6694 3 года назад
The promised us Tabasco packets, and they took them out after like one year. Now there's only about four menus that get hot sauce. It really is their worst decision ever.
@hobblesofkarth3943
@hobblesofkarth3943 2 года назад
My boss spent his deployment as a commo trading extra phone time for tabasco bottles and cash. Made a few grand and was the Tabasco King of the whole region, said he could get anything he wanted with his tabasco stash.
@ExplodingVolcano777
@ExplodingVolcano777 2 года назад
@@hobblesofkarth3943 Heck, I always bring this Tabasco keychains with me everywhere. You never know when you need that extra kick.
@244thMeekrob
@244thMeekrob 2 года назад
When was this? I was at Ft. Jackson in June '19 and we had tobasco bottles
@meyerhaus
@meyerhaus 4 года назад
WE NEED MORE STEVE DURING THESE TIMES OF DISTRESS!
@JayFoxer
@JayFoxer 4 года назад
have you been getting off then?
@lynnedonaldson4010
@lynnedonaldson4010 4 года назад
I agree
@SignalFireProject
@SignalFireProject 4 года назад
Nice!
@GreenDre
@GreenDre 4 года назад
Agreed
@dezertraider
@dezertraider 4 года назад
STEVE,PLEASE HELP US..I AM OUT OF TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ChristmasCrustacean1
@ChristmasCrustacean1 4 года назад
"I just spent two weeks eating nothing but salt reduced sopakco rations in an air condition environment" "oh because of the coronavirus?" "coronavirus?"
@glitterkitty1979
@glitterkitty1979 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@TaintedMojo
@TaintedMojo 4 года назад
Roger command, I have a visual on an Oscar Oscar Foxtrot
@brianbks02
@brianbks02 4 года назад
Understood TaintedMojo, would you like us to send out Yankee Alpha Bravo Oscar India?
@genericwehraboo3131
@genericwehraboo3131 4 года назад
Nobody deserves to eat reduced sodium rations... never again...
@RSPDiver
@RSPDiver 4 года назад
Steve: (eats 112 year old meat ration) “Hmm, distinctive meaty flavor.” Also Steve: (eating an MRE made 10 months ago) “This is disgusting!” (Then crushes the entire ration)
@bobdefalco
@bobdefalco 4 года назад
They don't make 'em like they used to!
@BigBrotherWebb
@BigBrotherWebb 4 года назад
I laughed harder than i should have
@LilRipper76
@LilRipper76 4 года назад
This dudes the jacked version of reviewbrah
@minhnguyen5888
@minhnguyen5888 4 года назад
tbh the only bad thing is the main dish, the rest are pretty decent imo
@yakojjy
@yakojjy 4 года назад
True, but 100 years ago they were putting love and quality in them. Now it's like a glorified Lean Cuisine TV dinner.
@ACOG_batteries
@ACOG_batteries 4 года назад
My SDS, Senior Drill Sergeant, actually gave us a compliment half way through basic. He enjoyed us going from new Privates who knew nothing about MREs into trained Soldiers who could maximize the efficiency of eating out of bag quickly. Steve knows how to eat an MRE. Good shit
@JustWill6969
@JustWill6969 4 года назад
I wish someone would look at me the way Steve looks at the Can-Raspberry flavored First Strike Nutritious energy bar
@thememe986
@thememe986 4 года назад
*they're called ranger bars
@extradarlas1941
@extradarlas1941 4 года назад
Best things on the planet
@crunk3922
@crunk3922 4 года назад
LMAOO
@longassrice8756
@longassrice8756 4 года назад
I wish someone would look at me 🥺
@kahuna2800
@kahuna2800 4 года назад
They get awful after awhile, I'm more of a fan of the chocolate first strike bar
@MrLeoLian
@MrLeoLian 2 года назад
Love the genuine joy in Steve’s voice when he found the first strike bar
@Lonewolf1298_
@Lonewolf1298_ 4 года назад
I get PTSD just from hearing the words "Creamy Spinach Fettuccine"
@Quantum.Quasarrr
@Quantum.Quasarrr 4 года назад
Can you tell us why?
@Ceannmor
@Ceannmor 4 года назад
@@Quantum.Quasarrr I can't answer for op but that stuff is horrible, I had the version with pretzel sticks and hot sauce instead of flakes. It is barely food, after adding crunch, hot sauce and salt it was just a bitter, spicy, salty texture, thanks only to the bland pretzel's.
@JDowPCs
@JDowPCs 4 года назад
@@Ceannmor Maybe I'm nuts but I also had the pretzel stick version. I found the main to be pretty decent.. even good. The hot sauce made it pretty good, at least.
@deeblack9393
@deeblack9393 3 года назад
@@Ceannmor at least you had the FRH so you had an easier time having it hot. Back i the mid 80s they were still experimenting with the MREs!
@eain9009
@eain9009 4 года назад
" Let's get this out on a tray Nice! " No sentence cheers me up more.
@Steve1989MRE
@Steve1989MRE 4 года назад
Nice!
@karfsma778
@karfsma778 4 года назад
the phrase "Nice hiss" is just as good, IMO
@donaldmcswain
@donaldmcswain 4 года назад
I realllllly liked the new Steve-ism..."Like cheat codes for food..." Classic
@eain9009
@eain9009 4 года назад
@@Nyx_2142 I like them all even the parts with no words like stirring with a tuneful tap.
@Windinhisface
@Windinhisface 3 года назад
@@Steve1989MRE I’ve been eating old rations and mres since grade school then on into the military thanks for having such a passion for it brother, yol bolsun
@mariamartins367
@mariamartins367 4 года назад
When even Steve looks sickened at eating something, it has to be really awful.
@achillebelanger9866
@achillebelanger9866 4 года назад
Or...conversly really GOOD!
@dag_of_the_west5416
@dag_of_the_west5416 2 года назад
@@achillebelanger9866 true, maybe not enough rancidity for him to REALLY taste it.
@andrewcampbell9277
@andrewcampbell9277 2 года назад
I don't think it would have been too much to ask for a small packet of parmesan for the pasta, adds a bit of flavor and makes it look way more inviting.
@matrixab4356
@matrixab4356 4 года назад
When Coronavirus saw Steve, it went in to quarantine.
@weebiscuit7337
@weebiscuit7337 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@herrhoflich8346
@herrhoflich8346 4 года назад
I know this joke with Chuck Norris
@PrestigeRoadman
@PrestigeRoadman 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@negcalm325
@negcalm325 4 года назад
😂😂
@filiptopolovec4510
@filiptopolovec4510 4 года назад
Nice😂
@goodvibez693
@goodvibez693 4 года назад
Steve on Christmas: "Oh nice! A Cran-Raspberry Flavor First Strike Nutritious Energy Bar!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@abesapien9930
@abesapien9930 4 года назад
Let's get that on a tray
@kansascitysouthernfan6966
@kansascitysouthernfan6966 4 года назад
Abe Sapien Nice! Ok.
@arya31ful
@arya31ful 4 года назад
I read this exactly when he said that and giggled.
@endofanera1983
@endofanera1983 4 года назад
Also known as a CRFFSNEB.
@dadshirt6681
@dadshirt6681 4 года назад
@@abesapien9930 nice
@amandabrito6047
@amandabrito6047 4 года назад
My seven year old son and foster son ate this one all up and begged me to make it for dinner. I was horrified.
@warblerblue
@warblerblue 4 года назад
Steve Jr! lol.
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 года назад
@@mikeyreza I don't know what to say... Other than, as Steve says, there's a little something out there for everyone, I guess.
@HunterTN
@HunterTN 3 года назад
Most likely answer is he had Covid and lost his sense of smell and taste.
@playo9197
@playo9197 3 года назад
I l o v e i t
@NCrdwlf
@NCrdwlf 3 года назад
Good lord......
@sefiikk
@sefiikk 4 года назад
holy shit so many memories, remember people hated these sm they started stealing mre's from the truck in the field while we were sleeping
@OptimusWombat
@OptimusWombat 4 года назад
I love how excited Steve got when he pulled out the Cran-Raspberry bar.
@thJune
@thJune 4 года назад
OptimusWombat the cran raspberry bars are god mode in terms of the first strike bars. They’re literally the best ones made out there.
@lucaswtvr839
@lucaswtvr839 4 года назад
you can easily tell after a few videos the fruit/berry bars are his faves
@Mitch-rd9gs
@Mitch-rd9gs 4 года назад
6th June 1944 nah chocolate beats cran-raspberry any day
@ulfhednar8850
@ulfhednar8850 4 года назад
The military still goes by the outdated fda recommendation of daily protein intake. I’ve always thought they put way to many carbs and sugars and not enough protein and fat in MREs.
@trevorkeaghey7649
@trevorkeaghey7649 4 года назад
I think it's mostly due to the expectations of soldiers having to constantly move especially in an active war zone.
@ulfhednar8850
@ulfhednar8850 4 года назад
warystatue33 or a keto option
@Assumednewt
@Assumednewt 4 года назад
They also still go by outdated BMI
@samchan2276
@samchan2276 4 года назад
Do they really?
@kahuna2800
@kahuna2800 4 года назад
It's more of a way to keep someone going as of healthy or an actual meal, it tastes terrible but it's something
@kritsadventures
@kritsadventures 4 года назад
Everyone: *Hoards toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the quarter-ply accessory packet tissue paper*
@SonOfTheDawn515
@SonOfTheDawn515 4 года назад
I've actually had to get by on TP from MREs then I learned to start bringing a roll with me.
@highestintheroom4485
@highestintheroom4485 4 года назад
Yo he is set haha
@heathwoodlee520
@heathwoodlee520 4 года назад
Spring Bloom put those in the safe, that’s gold!
@supergecko28
@supergecko28 4 года назад
If you eat enough MREs you don't need toilet paper anyway.
@ElkinsEric
@ElkinsEric 4 года назад
I’ve got probably 150 of those tissue packs Going to start selling them $4 a piece... 😆
@abrakahocus
@abrakahocus 4 года назад
My heart broke when he dumped all the pretzels into that slop lol.
@AsapMilk
@AsapMilk 3 года назад
Pretzels are inferior
@n0dr0gs49
@n0dr0gs49 2 года назад
We salute those pretzels for their sacrifice.
@sky.wri8293
@sky.wri8293 Год назад
Seriously. Those are the best pretzels you can get in an MRE lol
@matrixab4356
@matrixab4356 4 года назад
15:06 is when coronavirus entered Steve's body, it immediately died of botulism.
@gtfkt
@gtfkt 4 года назад
ROFL
@cosmicrophoneticino
@cosmicrophoneticino 4 года назад
.. was then released with a 'nice hiss' ..
@gloomsouls
@gloomsouls 4 года назад
What's that???
@popcorn9155
@popcorn9155 4 года назад
LMFAO
@trulyinfamous
@trulyinfamous 4 года назад
@@gloomsouls extreme food poisoning
@jayphil2563
@jayphil2563 4 года назад
The "DO NOT EAT" is on the silica pack for the Marines.
@johnalan6067
@johnalan6067 4 года назад
Every Marine MRE comes with a side of crayons.
@A_78939
@A_78939 4 года назад
john alan and a sippy cup
@Conspiracy515
@Conspiracy515 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@davelastname8074
@davelastname8074 4 года назад
Here we have USMC menu item 126, orange colored crayons. OHHHHHH ITS CRAOLA!!!!!!
@suigeneris2663
@suigeneris2663 4 года назад
Jason Phillips Uncle Sam finally making them learn how to read, good on him.
@pfcparts7728
@pfcparts7728 4 года назад
Covid-19: *enters Steve’s body* His Immune System: Let’s get you out onto a tray
@MrDonGruv
@MrDonGruv 4 года назад
PFCParts I wonder where he is tho, he didt post in a while
@u.s.s.enterprise7118
@u.s.s.enterprise7118 4 года назад
Nice.
@Chikyeux
@Chikyeux 4 года назад
😂
@waterwarrior3666
@waterwarrior3666 4 года назад
Mkay
@therealchubbz8405
@therealchubbz8405 4 года назад
👌 niiiice
@wesleychapin4284
@wesleychapin4284 4 года назад
The king returns to us in our time of need.
@tristanmiller1555
@tristanmiller1555 4 года назад
Steve binging with Babbish just said on his RU-vid stories that you are his favorite RU-vid aside from him self
@rotalunatik
@rotalunatik 4 года назад
Okay Nice!.
@Zwrightism
@Zwrightism 4 года назад
Nice! Now let's get Babish on to a tray
@michaelsalamanca1676
@michaelsalamanca1676 4 года назад
I would definitely love to see a babish take on a mre meal
@jamieadams966
@jamieadams966 4 года назад
I’d love to see Babish make an MRE style meal and Steve rate it. That would be a great collaboration.
@williamcutrell7456
@williamcutrell7456 4 года назад
@@jamieadams966 that would be golden
@enriqueb1476
@enriqueb1476 3 года назад
15:07 you can hear his stomach saying please no more 😂 love your content and you Steve your a blessing 🙌🏽
@willheiney8859
@willheiney8859 4 года назад
I don’t know if y’all have got similar experiences with Steve, but I know that his videos have always helped me when I’ve been struggling. It’s something about his calm soft voice and the gentle pacing of his videos that helps me relax and feel at peace. Anyways, Steve’s the best.
@berto316life4
@berto316life4 4 года назад
Will Heiney he’s a sweet dude.
@MrFitness94
@MrFitness94 4 года назад
Will Heiney nice
@IgnatiusCheese
@IgnatiusCheese 4 года назад
He's our Internet MRE Bro
@KaRuNaRuGa
@KaRuNaRuGa 4 года назад
Yep he's the best. Now let's get that on a tray, nice.
@joewallace7600
@joewallace7600 4 года назад
That isn’t just any old strip of packaging. That is a high Tech enemy strangle device (HTESD) for short.
@oldschooloverlord
@oldschooloverlord 4 года назад
You can wrap the ends around a couple of honey & mustard pretzel bites to fashion a crude garrote
@BixbyConsequence
@BixbyConsequence 4 года назад
@@oldschooloverlord Or a rudimentary lathe.
@ashman187
@ashman187 4 года назад
It says "Help I work in a MRE factory in China" in invisib le ink
@dspear
@dspear 4 года назад
@@ashman187 LOL
@Wasmachineman
@Wasmachineman 4 года назад
Agent 47 could easily take out a soldier with that strip of packaging!
@notchrisgarza4240
@notchrisgarza4240 4 года назад
dude, you will taste these for a whole day after eating them, they are usually the last ones left in the box after everyone takes the good ones and man, I would rather eat sticks
@closy1238
@closy1238 4 года назад
atleast sticks have crunch and texture
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 4 года назад
Nice earthy, woody flavour
@thatrealba
@thatrealba 4 года назад
So it's the replacement for the ol' five fingers of death MRE?
@indoorkite651
@indoorkite651 4 года назад
Straight facts here Edit: also the fucking Tuna MRE. That alone is enough to tell the enemy your location by smell
@frankjones43
@frankjones43 3 года назад
@@indoorkite651 but the Reese’s
@johnbain6577
@johnbain6577 4 года назад
I can confirm this is the worst MRE to get stuck with in the field, we’d ditch the main meals and just stick with the accessories.
@keithburnette5332
@keithburnette5332 4 года назад
John Bain confirmed. One of the few MRE where you just toss the main
@DrLoverLover
@DrLoverLover 4 года назад
No wonder you lose wars with that attitude
@iPwnR
@iPwnR 4 года назад
I'll trade anyone my remaining crayons for all of their Fettuccine packs, I'm sure it's got more calories.
@Assumednewt
@Assumednewt 4 года назад
Can confirm, luckily we got a vegan in my section so I just trade with them
@gansulfgaming8099
@gansulfgaming8099 4 года назад
True
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 4 года назад
My two most despised MRE meals - Beef In Jamaica Sauce and Spinach Fettuccine. Ghastly stuff. Edible in extreme emergency only. Idea.... Set the spinach fettuccine out in a trap, catch a possum, then butcher, cook & eat the possum!
@ጭስዋሪማና
@ጭስዋሪማና 4 года назад
What the hell is jamaica sauce? Hibiscus? Jerk?
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 4 года назад
@@ጭስዋሪማና Unknown, but it is nasty!
@tommytheswammi7000
@tommytheswammi7000 3 года назад
Don’t forget the veggie omelet
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 3 года назад
@@tommytheswammi7000 I never had the "vomelet". Can't comment on it's taste. But the Spinach Fettucine" is pretty disgusting.
@boondocsaint1
@boondocsaint1 3 года назад
A possum would keep walking.
@VallornDeathblade
@VallornDeathblade 4 года назад
"Creamy Spinach Fettucine MRE" That just sounds like an awful idea to begin with...
@michaelmoodie574
@michaelmoodie574 4 года назад
Agreed.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
They have enough Italian options as it is, needs Asian options
@jonanderson5137
@jonanderson5137 4 года назад
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 No one wants fish sauce farts or durian burps...
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
It could have been good, but institutions rarely ever get anything right. If they weren't complete idiots, I would think that the spinach could be dry freezed and turned into delicious crunchy sheets, similar to the seaweed snacks from Trader Joes. As for the alfredo-- I'm pretty sure I recall an MRE that did that and didn't suck, so they know how to do that. I think it's the spinach they have no business trying to prepare. It's a delicate leaf. Overcooking it ruins everything good about it.
@Raskolnikov70
@Raskolnikov70 4 года назад
The folks at Natick have traditions to uphold. A case of MRE's wouldn't be the same if it didn't have at least one menu that didn't inspire swearing when handed to a soldier.
@alessandron1360
@alessandron1360 3 года назад
Being Italian, I am crying at those fettuccine.
@Dylan4nderson
@Dylan4nderson 4 года назад
That was sexy when he added the coffee right into the protein shake. Steve is such a bad boy.
@pinkcashmeres
@pinkcashmeres 4 года назад
😭
@tori9365
@tori9365 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@berto316life4
@berto316life4 4 года назад
He’s a risk taker
@dbige23
@dbige23 4 года назад
Holy shit 😂
@nikolasbalat4866
@nikolasbalat4866 4 года назад
A masterchef
@rensorek
@rensorek 3 года назад
That stomach gurgle @15:07 🤣 give this man a 🏅
@glitchvomit
@glitchvomit Год назад
I had to rewind to make sure that wasn't my own stomach gurgling!
@TheAtm12345
@TheAtm12345 4 года назад
Steve: Sounds rich and very inviting *Pours out mud*
@Vincent-S
@Vincent-S 4 года назад
Man, that look of disgust forming with that first bite of the main
@katieamarsh
@katieamarsh 4 года назад
Always concerning to see from Steve.
@gaylenewood7707
@gaylenewood7707 4 года назад
The hulk wouldnt eat that slop he'll toss it at Loki and make him eat it.
@jesusrojas6427
@jesusrojas6427 4 года назад
Vincent S 🤢
@Bro1212_
@Bro1212_ 4 года назад
Vincent S and the look of delight when he drank the make shift moca
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
I've seen that look on many a lady's face when she sees me
@BrokenPixle
@BrokenPixle 3 года назад
I gotta say, I wasn't expecting this to be a bad menu. I just had the same MRE today, after it sitting in my room for almost two years, and I loved every bite. Must be a difference in taste thing. Loved the video, always love your reviews, Steve! I had a nap after mine too, it's a hearty meal that really fills you up.
@KorianHUN
@KorianHUN Год назад
Yeah i liked it too. You can use this, the menu 2 beef entree, 2 packs of tortillas, 2 cheese packets and a folded up brown outer MRE pouch as a dish to create lasagna.
@diebesgrab
@diebesgrab 4 года назад
Steve: This is bland and mushy. Let’s try just mixing literally everything else in the ration into it.
@chef6150
@chef6150 4 года назад
Nice!
@jco5254
@jco5254 4 года назад
Hahahh
@stubbornpuppet1
@stubbornpuppet1 4 года назад
Had to laugh when I seen the title of this one. Me and my dad started watching your videos about a year or so ago. Dad decided to order an MRE off of Amazon for the heck of it back around January. We ended up getting this one to try. Found it so salty overall on the main. Everything else was decent though. We got done, looked at each other and said " I wonder what Steve would think of this." Keep doing what you do man!
@johngavin3180
@johngavin3180 Год назад
A few things that will always put a smile on my face. Spending time with my family. A good scotch and a cigar. Spending time with friends. A home cooked meal. "Now let's get this all on a tray... Nice."
@cullensmith1817
@cullensmith1817 4 года назад
The coronavirus is terrified of Steve's immune system
@jimmybon9314
@jimmybon9314 4 года назад
After some attempts of food poisoning from certain MREs, he certainly has built up his immunity!
@psychocuda
@psychocuda 4 года назад
Everyone: stocking up on TP, three hundred boxes of Mac N Cheese, Spam and Chunky beef soup. Steve: "Nice hiss."
@00xanawolf00
@00xanawolf00 4 года назад
psychocuda EPIC.
@00xanawolf00
@00xanawolf00 4 года назад
😂
@sneezeguard117
@sneezeguard117 4 года назад
Chunky cambells soup is so smack though
@sotonrich
@sotonrich 4 года назад
While everyone else is talking about Joe Exotic, we know who the true Floridian hero is...
@wesleyjohndelaney106
@wesleyjohndelaney106 4 года назад
Wasn't he from Oklahoma?
@wsieber89
@wsieber89 4 года назад
@@wesleyjohndelaney106 yes. It was that damn CAROLE BASKIN that was from Florida.
@seanellis2274
@seanellis2274 4 года назад
Steves from Florida?
@bigslowbro
@bigslowbro 4 года назад
@@seanellis2274 I figured steve was from CA because of the Jefferson Sticker
@kingofthings7929
@kingofthings7929 4 года назад
Yeah, he lives in central Florida. He lists an address in his description.
@xglitch97
@xglitch97 2 года назад
I love how protein is the ultimate redeemer for Steve lol... Like something can be total trash taste wise but still receive a passing grade as long as you boost that protein 😂
@hx2975
@hx2975 4 года назад
Steve's plasma could cure coronavirus.
@mugglesarecooltoo
@mugglesarecooltoo 4 года назад
Yeah, or give his bone marrow to an HIV patient.
@barlotardy
@barlotardy 4 года назад
I don't think the stuff in Steve's veins is technically blood anymore.
@LeeDee5
@LeeDee5 4 года назад
@@barlotardy It's coffee instant type II
@NPRMc
@NPRMc 4 года назад
I can’t be alone on getting anxiety watching him balance his drinks on the tray while eating.
@hreyes499
@hreyes499 4 года назад
It is a craft most people that served in the field acquired...
@matrixab4356
@matrixab4356 4 года назад
Seriously, I think that every single time.
@nikolasbalat4866
@nikolasbalat4866 4 года назад
Thank you!
@dangergurl4045
@dangergurl4045 Год назад
Steve, I find your videos absolutely fascinating. You have such a calm and relaxing demeanor, I can't stop at just one video. It is so cool watching you open each can and packet. 💕🙏
@TheLunarElixir
@TheLunarElixir 4 года назад
One thing I love about your videos is that you really do your research and can explain all the history of all the different parts of the MRE and drop tidbits of info about each one. Your passion for MREs and in-depth reviews are what make these videos so special!
@dr_outcast9385
@dr_outcast9385 4 года назад
everyone panicking about coronavirus and starts hoard food buying Steve: laughs in MRE*
@glitterkitty1979
@glitterkitty1979 4 года назад
😅😅😅
@kritsadventures
@kritsadventures 4 года назад
Everyone: *Hoards mountains of toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the tissues in accessory packets*
@Raskolnikov70
@Raskolnikov70 4 года назад
I'm willing to bet a lot of us who watch this channel are in the same boat. "I'm running to the store, need anything?" "Nah, I'm good for..... 3 or 4 years, I think."
@GuntherRommel
@GuntherRommel 4 года назад
Nice!
@AmazinglyAwkward
@AmazinglyAwkward 4 года назад
I wish people hoarded these just so they could get a taste of how vile they themselves are. Dickwads
@randylastname426
@randylastname426 4 года назад
2020: People hoarding toilet paper Steve's can: This is what we trained for
@l.k5244
@l.k5244 4 года назад
Steve's hoarding MRE accessory packs for the toilet paper
@oldanddisgusted5998
@oldanddisgusted5998 4 года назад
L.K can we really consider that hoarding though? That’s the question.
@SaraphDarklaw
@SaraphDarklaw 4 года назад
Randy Last Name I just realized I have a stockpile of MREs I refused to eat before.
@r_b5951
@r_b5951 4 года назад
Hey Steve. I've seen other RU-vid reviewers for MRE's, but yours are the most organized and informative, by far.
@jasondeaver2117
@jasondeaver2117 4 года назад
Its all about the tray
@krazicanuck9045
@krazicanuck9045 4 года назад
This is definitely a highlight in light of the current situation going on around the world. Thank you Steve. We need more content from ya bud.
@howfireburnswithpiperdaily968
@howfireburnswithpiperdaily968 4 года назад
I love your honesty. "I think I spoke too soon"! lol ♡ Im not your typical demographic, but Im loving this channel and Thank you to EVERY soldier watching! I will nevet forget your sacrafice! ♡
@olavl8827
@olavl8827 4 года назад
I love the advertising on the main packaging: "Warfighter Recommended, Warfighter Tested, Warfighter Approved". As if that convinces anyone that this is actually a hearty meal. That main course really does look terrible. Still I believe it should not be too difficult to make a hearty vegetarian meal that can satisfy even habitual meat eaters. I'm thinking about something with beans (for protein), potatoes (for carbohydrates), some green vegetables and a good mix of spices etc. for flavour.
@IRBitterSoB
@IRBitterSoB 4 года назад
stew
@harrymann6479
@harrymann6479 4 года назад
Your last sentence describes like half the main courses originating in India
@adamguy3
@adamguy3 4 года назад
they have vegetable crumble MRE but it has egg ingrediants a all vegan one would be cool
@SirTorcharite
@SirTorcharite 4 года назад
Red beans and rice spiced heavy.
@whiskyrebel9715
@whiskyrebel9715 4 года назад
Steve has single handedly put me onto coffee instant instead of paying $12 for an inferior product. It's pretty nice.
@MyNameBorax
@MyNameBorax 4 года назад
Type I or Type II?😉
@resisteretyrannis959
@resisteretyrannis959 4 года назад
Niice
@tadrodeheaver5928
@tadrodeheaver5928 3 года назад
When he called the first strike bar “a wonder if modern food engineering “ I truly felt that
@semper_vi
@semper_vi 4 года назад
So there comes another "Meal Rejected by Everyone", right?
@ashyoung42007
@ashyoung42007 4 года назад
Ha good one
@frosmane9041
@frosmane9041 4 года назад
lol
@famico497
@famico497 4 года назад
Omg I see the joke. That's a good one
@Slashco
@Slashco 3 года назад
I also heard Meal Rejected by Ethiopians
@VBunplugged757
@VBunplugged757 3 года назад
Meal ready to eat In this case, that's three lies in one
@broccolirob5026
@broccolirob5026 4 года назад
Steve grew up in a military family, his father forced him to eat Veggie Omelet (aka Vomelet) for every meal every day. Now an adult, Steve chooses which MRE he eats while still consuming only military rations in his parent’s honor
@rixille
@rixille 4 года назад
It is one of those "It looks somewhat appetizing but tastes awful" kind of meals.
@colapinklink8120
@colapinklink8120 4 года назад
It has to be horrible if Steve says so haha he ate some gruesome shit and said it was tasty hahaha
@arya31ful
@arya31ful 4 года назад
Whoever thought creamy and spinach will go well together needs to be imprisoned.
@animal0mother
@animal0mother 4 года назад
I thought it was a pesto fettuccine when I first saw the thumbnail playing.
@ZackMarrs556NAT0
@ZackMarrs556NAT0 4 года назад
You think it looks appetizing?!?
@Shidoshi578
@Shidoshi578 4 года назад
Doctor: Steve we got your corona test results in.. Steve: let’s get it out on to a tray, nice
@HighLordBlazeReborn
@HighLordBlazeReborn 4 года назад
Lungs failing, noise when breathing. Steve: nice...*wheeze*...hiss.
@pcgamerbydefault5504
@pcgamerbydefault5504 4 года назад
Beat me to it! LMAO
@Shadow61616
@Shadow61616 4 года назад
Some of you only love old MRE vids, I just appreciate the fact that Steve has so much knowledge and only opens packs he has duplicates of.
@Sabs215
@Sabs215 4 года назад
*COVID-19 Enters Steve's body* COVID-19: Alright imma head out.
@glitterkitty1979
@glitterkitty1979 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BILLY-px3hw
@BILLY-px3hw 4 года назад
COVID-19 Enters Steve's body COVID-19: This is very thirst provoking
@donniecapobianco8794
@donniecapobianco8794 4 года назад
if the coronavirus somehow manages to enter steve's body, it'll get PTSD.
@mypureimagination
@mypureimagination 4 года назад
Those are Snyder pretzels, they make the honey mustard onion flavor, they are my favorite 🙂 They sell them at most all grocery stores in the USA
@CIARUNSITE
@CIARUNSITE 4 года назад
The Snyder's ones in stores aren't hollow like those are and theyre a different shape too since they're just broken into irregular pieces. They may make them too but they're not the exact same.
@Fishin480
@Fishin480 4 года назад
Mypure Imagination buffalo style ones would be Nice
@herrskeletal3994
@herrskeletal3994 4 года назад
@@Fishin480 Snyder makes um. At least here in Canuckistan.
@albapantheratigris6071
@albapantheratigris6071 4 года назад
As soon as I saw the shape, texture and coloration- I knew they were Snyder’s pretzels. Honestly I love all their flavored pretzel bites.
@thJune
@thJune 4 года назад
Mypure Imagination the jalapeño ones and a cold beer are the perfect combo on a hot summer day. Top titties I promise you that.
@RubberAndLiquor
@RubberAndLiquor 4 года назад
15:07 you can clearly hear his tummy saying "no more, please"
@nslouka90
@nslouka90 4 года назад
Thomas Shelby that red bar that came with it is probably what his poo will look like after eating MREs
@krab9479
@krab9479 4 года назад
gettin through quarantini with steve’s spinach fettuccini
@duxlorbitxl9986
@duxlorbitxl9986 4 года назад
Nice rhymes man
@bigdsr1
@bigdsr1 4 года назад
You are the Bob Ross of MREs. I was waiting for you to say, " Let's shake the devil out of it". 😆
@klaudinegarcia8932
@klaudinegarcia8932 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@foxtrotnine2504
@foxtrotnine2504 3 года назад
I like his spirit. Even tho he doesn’t like the taste he continues to eat. I think this shows appreciation to the soldiers because the soldiers would have to also eat all of it to not go hungry
@murphtahoe1
@murphtahoe1 4 года назад
Let’s be honest, after the stuff Steve has eaten there is no way the Corona Virus 🦠 would do anything to him...
@AbsoluteHell
@AbsoluteHell 4 года назад
@@SimuLord And if there's any doubt to the cause, the coroner will go "alright, let's get this out onto a tray"
@blablahblablah836
@blablahblablah836 4 года назад
Fox D weird comment man😂😂
@m1a1abrams3
@m1a1abrams3 4 года назад
and if u touch his body, it would give back a “nice hiss”
@Rose.Of.Hizaki
@Rose.Of.Hizaki 4 года назад
And his Funeral Director will be like _"Lets get him on a tray.."_
@Nicolas-zo6rg
@Nicolas-zo6rg 4 года назад
@@Rose.Of.Hizaki you win the internet 😂
@markravey3240
@markravey3240 4 года назад
We’ve missed you
@Steve1989MRE
@Steve1989MRE 4 года назад
Missed you guys too, things have gotten pretty interesting everywhere.
@xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238
@xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238 4 года назад
Steve1989MREInfo Thank you for providing content! Fighting boredom during quarantine’s hard.
@insideoutsideupsidedown2218
@insideoutsideupsidedown2218 4 года назад
I think Steve paused ever so slightly when he said toilet paper. He was thinking, "Thats going in the vault, for later"
@VindicAlpha
@VindicAlpha 2 года назад
I do find it amazing that the Americans include French translations on the MREs.
@theguy9208
@theguy9208 Год назад
It is the only other official language of NATO. It would be irresponsible not to cooperate with allies. Thats also why most European rations include both english and french translation despite being Spanish, czech, or danish.
@VindicAlpha
@VindicAlpha Год назад
@@theguy9208 Encouraging bilingualism is good, don't get me wrong.
@theguy9208
@theguy9208 Год назад
@@VindicAlpha normally i would agree but im Canadian and not from quebec so french can go sit quietly in the corner after being rammed down my throat unwillingly for like 6 straight years.
@VindicAlpha
@VindicAlpha Год назад
@@theguy9208 So, on the one hand "it's irresponsible not to cooperate with allies". But on the other hand, "Fuck the other founding colonists of Canada, that the English tried to culturally (and literally for the Acadians) genocide for 300 years, because I'm an English speaker and fuck other cultures and languages." That's about right? And then you wonder why the French-Canadians/Quebecers are so prickly and defensive about their language? Because English Canada never did anything to them, right? What's your opinion on the feelings the Irish have about the English, by the way? Trying to illustrate a point here, because that kind of cultural chauvinism really grinds my gears. At least goddamn try to make things better.
@benjibonkers4140
@benjibonkers4140 4 года назад
Dude I remember eating these. After everyone got their MRE’s they were always the one left in the box. We just tear them open and take out the cranraz energy bars. I got a story about those too 😂
@miauribe401
@miauribe401 4 года назад
Storytime!
@darrenjames9891
@darrenjames9891 4 года назад
Do tell
@aGORILLA-g7l
@aGORILLA-g7l 4 года назад
FIrst Strike challenge: Eat the whole bar in a minute with no water. Right out of the package, too.
@aarons.936
@aarons.936 4 года назад
Let's hear it man
@tofusrvng
@tofusrvng 4 года назад
let's hear it
@11Olitardif
@11Olitardif 4 года назад
I love how he is so used to this specific MRE so he knew 1: to cook half in half out the side, 2: to keep one cracker for the main meal because its not crunshy enough, 3: to mix coffee with protein mix, like seriously wtf dude you know so much about this so specific topic!! Its so awesome to watch i had a good laugh watching this one!!
@spencernelson1560
@spencernelson1560 4 года назад
This is my favorite MRE. I dont know why everyone hates it so much. Smh
@keginemylife
@keginemylife 4 года назад
I had to hit like on this video. This guy made me laugh. Because i remember i had to eat some of thoes during the katrina storm in new Orleans
@joshdamage
@joshdamage 4 года назад
Same. Had a ton of these after Sandy
@pauly7218
@pauly7218 2 года назад
Kudos for finishing, and your comment about waking up burping spinach had me crying! 🤣
@guessingguy7865
@guessingguy7865 4 года назад
18:55 "mmm, fruit!" These small quips from Steve are why I watch the channel, I love it
@redcar9949
@redcar9949 4 года назад
Him adding "A little" extra salt reminds me of the 2 shots of vodka vine
@Erc7822
@Erc7822 3 года назад
I can't help but smile every time I watch these reviews.
@JuggoJuggo
@JuggoJuggo 4 года назад
You're risking a lot showing that you have even that small amount of toilet paper.
@gl5319
@gl5319 4 года назад
I appreciate the "They Live" T-shirt. Rowdy Roddy Piper was great in this flick.
@Destructerator
@Destructerator 4 года назад
"That... is..." *sighs and breathes heavily* "nearly tasteless."
@Quiparounddreams1999
@Quiparounddreams1999 Год назад
I had this one camping one time, it wasn’t bad but it was worse cold.
@hungryburger1170
@hungryburger1170 Год назад
"way worse cold" applies to a lot of food
@sambutler9927
@sambutler9927 Год назад
No, it's really bad. This and cheese tortellini are always the MREs left at the bottom of the box after everyone's already run through them and taken all the decent ones.
@SGobuck
@SGobuck 4 года назад
Steve: *the accessory packet contains toilet paper* Mentally ill hoarders:😳
@duykhiemnguyenvy8156
@duykhiemnguyenvy8156 4 года назад
He already has enough toilet paper for the whole persian empire to last for the next 5 thousand years from those MRE
@SGobuck
@SGobuck 4 года назад
@@brooksrobinson4984 MRE stands for Meal Refusing to Exit, so he really don't need any. 🤣
@malcolmmorin
@malcolmmorin 4 года назад
There's something about Steve's intros that are really unsettling in a good way.
@RockerFoo92
@RockerFoo92 4 года назад
Malcolm Morin I thought I was just a pansy but yeah very daunting
@airscoutborne
@airscoutborne 4 года назад
That zoom in on the Navy guy had me rolling,😂😂😂
@jessekauffman3336
@jessekauffman3336 Год назад
These videos and the MRE’s from the decades and different countries are fascinating
@DerekCully
@DerekCully 4 года назад
Phew...National treasure confirmed. I was getting worried Steve!
@avavanpelt926
@avavanpelt926 4 года назад
Whooooo. Steve ate so many of these he cant get Coronavirus. Dude is an impenetrable fortress.
@Elizabeth-me7ij
@Elizabeth-me7ij 4 года назад
Ypur not even kidding. His immune system is probably so strong from eating all those older MREs
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