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I'm gonna try to scrape up a bit of scratch to try to help your financial success brother!! You're one of the very funniest people that are out there -- and I mean this shit --- *YOU DESERVE COMIC SUCCESS!!!*
This was definitely Tim's version of the Quad Studio shooting. He got Aunt Kathleen shot up in the elevator. Hit her in the testicles. KATHLEEN, WHO SHOT YA?!
@Liam Bell when I started listening I thought he was talking shit about a lot of his life stories, until I watched him talking about his life on interviews like rogans and I realized it was all true
He's not gay! He just bangin' and dashin' many women behind the scenes. Where is the photo of him having sex with a man? A video? Any evidence? Exactly.
My brother told everyone he was going to kill himself so no one would come to my hs graduation open house. They spent the whole day looking for him and found him in a heroine den. Tim you truly channeled every person who has every had to deal with some crazy batshit family member. I and many other will look back to this opening every so often and remember it for the masterpiece it is.
He was refrencing his Irish heritage; lots of Irish were potato farmers before the potato famine that drove them out of Ireland and into the US at the turn of the 20th century.
Tim looking good, like he's losing weight. The secret has gotta be him swimming in Whitney's pool followed by 20 laps of him talking shit about her pool.
This past year has been the worst, most fucked up and traumatic experiences of my life and I'm in no way exaggerating when I say that discovering Tim and watching his shows had gotten me through it. He's so fucking funny that listening to him can literally restore my will to live ❤️
@@jonbuckley5049 I’ll never forget when I played HS football and we were one of the worst teams in the state and our coach said “yeah we’ll try to schedule a team y’all can beat next year. It’ll have to be a school for the blind and deaf but that might even be a long shot for y’all”
For real. What do we go do? A massive murder-suicide end-of-the-world party? We get to have a massive Burning Man style festival which will end in all of our demise, since we make life so much harder for everyone in our lives? Or just go move into the woods and let a bear do the job?
@@An0nAm0nda nah, just be a drugged up bum loser who treats people well. It's not a bad life. Work on getting some money and try to out go out see things in the world. Wishing you well.
Imagine if Tim was invited to do a comedy central roast. He would go on there, leave no survivors, and he would assassinate the network too. A glorious sight to behold, it would be.
@@adamlannan4933, he mentions his aunt on an episode of The Basement Yard. However, he spoke very differently of her there. The opening of this episode took me by surprise, to say the least, absolutely hilarious though. I'd be so excited to see Tim doing stand-up in the future.
OMG the aunt rant came in divine timing. Reconnected with a few family members for the 1st time in 4yrs & im already ready to go tim dillon on them. CANCEL YOUR FAMILY no lie😂
@John Doe I'm lmao'ing because you're reminding me of a "joke" I have about my mom. She would literally whine to me that I was hurting her hand and she was too old to be spanking me as she was beating my behind.
