Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r che
I swear, there is at least one gay moment in almost every video (maybe in real life videos only idk) But like, it's to the point I can't even say that they're not gay...(probably already knew)
I know a kid that sends me fanfics of the boys and i get paid to read them and correct mistakes like spelling and i usually got 5 a week but now I'm getting 10 a week so I can confirm this T-T
how smashing got his name ???: dad, why is my sister's name rose dad: your mom liked roses smashing: oh okay, thanks, dad :D dad: youre welcome smashing
I’m washing off my kitchen knife and I’m throwing my hoodie in the washing machine, I’m washing my face, I’m about to take a shower, I’m hiding my gloves, and after seeing this comment, I’m going to write a fanfic. Y-yeah I just wasted your time.
Asks random guy on the streets, “You’ve ever been handcuffed?” gets mugged. Goes to McDonald’s, “You have a key for the handcuffs? It was a rough night” cashier thinks they had a weird ass 3 some
